S02 E38 | Mount Mason, Father & Son & The Open Top Bus Parade Rollercoaster

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Greetings Footballland Earholders!

What a sunny day it is here in Western Samoa, Doha and Butlins Minehead respectively! The team at Footballland are working around the clock to bring you the first, best, biggest and only football themed theme park in Qatar, ready for the World Cup in 2022 in Qatar, in Qatar in 2022, in Qatar, and we've almost started building!

The three brand new rides for the park this week are as follows:

Father & Son - The Big Man / Little Man Combo

Ryan suggests having a service where disappointed dads can adopt a footballer to replace their hugely inadequate son. This leads to a conversation on the ethics of cloning, how to breed the perfect footballer and the curious case of Roy Keane Button.

The Open Top Bus Parade Rollercoaster

How can you have a football themed theme park without a rollercoaster in the shape of an open top bus parade? Has there ever been a double decker rollercoaster, and would anyone sit on the bottom deck apart from James Milner?

Mount Mason 

Anthony has been reading about Everest recently and just how busy it is. So he suggests building a mountain one foot higher in the shape of Mason Mount. Thus the strain of Mount Everest would be relieved and climbers the world over can get intimately acquainted with every nook and cranny of the Chelsea and England international. 

And don't forget to send us your ride ideas! We'll feature every single one. 

With love from, 

Anthony Richardson (Footballland CEO)

Mark Davison (Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer) 

Ryan Baxter (Intern)

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