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236: Laugh Track

Jim and Jenna listen to a Doctors unique laugh which Jim intends to use as a laugh track. We cover low talkers and how they don't work in crowded noisy environs. Jenna has a radio station in 101.3 KDWB Minneapolis that wants a podcast to hook up with and of course we are sluts so... Jim has an idea for a new trivia game show on a floating Tiki Bar on Crocidile Lake. We ask the question how Sasha Baron Cohen could ever be offended.

237: A Sticky Situation

Jim, Jenna, Tyler, and Andy(Adam)delve into a show from the 90s called Married at first sight. Jim does another walk down memory lane with his dating history. Our history with porno is brought and we reflect on how technology has changed our consumption of Porno. Jim runs down the top 5 substitute magazines when adult magazines were not available. Tyler brings out his old porn collection and it's really sticky.

Live for F-ing Gloria's Birthday

235: A Sticky Situation

Jim, Jenna, Tyler, and Andy(Adam)delve into a show from the 90s called Married at first sight. Jim does another walk down memory lane with his dating history. Our history with porno is brought and we reflect on how technology has changed our consumption of Porno. Jim runs down the top 5 substitute magazines when adult magazines were not available. Tyler brings out his old porn collection and it's really sticky.

Episode 236 Breaking up is Hard to Do (In a Small Town)

Jim, Jenna, Tyler, and Andy we get into breaking up and dealing with exes in a small town. What are the rules for breaking up and who keeps what friends? The subject of Bric a Brac is brought up, when is collecting assorted crap considered hoarding.

234: Breaking up is Hard to Do (In a Small Town)

Jim, Jenna, Tyler, and Andy we get into breaking up and dealing with exes in a small town. What are the rules for breaking up and who keeps what friends? The subject of Bric a Brac is brought up when is collecting  assorted crap considered hoarding.

Super Bowl LIV Party in Key Largo

We are live from Key Largo prior to Super Bowl LIV.

Episode 235 Everything is the Same but Different

Jim hangs out with Joel, a Psychologist and Jack, a Dentist at the Moonbay Condominiums in Key Largo. Joel introduced a subject prior to recording that he would like to turn into a book. Jim suggests that the subject may be to broad- Everything is the same on one level yet different on another level. With the subject given to Jim beforehand he submits his preliminary findings. The discussion begins and the listener is left to wonder what the f is going on.

233: Everything is the Same and Different

Jim hangs out with Joel, a Psychologist and Jack, a Dentist at the Moonbay Condominiums in Key Largo. Joel introduced a subject prior to recording that he would like to turn into a book. Jim suggests that the subject maybe to broad- Everything is the same on one level yet different on another level. With the subject given to Jim before hand he submits his preliminary findings. The discussion begins and the listener is left to wonder what the f is going on.  

Episode 234: We Buy Our Tickets to Hell

Jim, Papa Joe, Jenna, and Andy - we begin with weed edibles. Andy shares his experiences with online dating. There is discussion about the irrational tendency of your state of being being affected by the outcome of a sporting event. Jim goes into detail about a movie and how it parodies the creation of religion. We see why they are all going straight to hell.

232: We Buy Our Tickets to Hell

Jim, Papa Joe, Jenna, and Andy - we begin with weed edibles.  Andy shares his experiences with online dating. There is discussion about the irrational tendency of your state of being being affected by the outcome of a sporting event.  Jim  goes into detail about  a movie and how it parodies the creation of religion. We see why they are all going straight to hell.

Episode 233 Where's All the Gold

Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss how "Hell Week" hasn't been that busy for Keys and the reasons for the drop in volume. They discuss the health of the reef, the efforts going in to protect and restore the reef. Jim runs into difficulty describing the abuse of the local natural resources without insulting a specific cultural demographic. The gang gets into Keys History , Treasury Hunting, and novels set in the Keys. Why are there no stories about Vampires in the tropics and can you drink blood ou...

231: Where's All the Gold?

Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss how "Hell Week" hasn't been that busy for Keys and the reasons for the drop in volume. They discuss the health of the reef, the efforts going in to protect and restore the reef. Jim runs into difficulty describing the abuse of the abuse of the local natural resources without insulting a specific cultural demographic. The gang gets into Keys History, Treasury Hunting, and novels set in the Keys. Why are there no stories about Vampires in the tropics and can you d...

Episode 232 We are in 2020

Jim and Jenna discuss the strong attachment Jim has with his dog, Roxie. Jenna gives a warning when it comes to signing legal documents with the year abbreviated. Jim goes into detail about the multiple small businesses he created and how he was called into to perform a Wedding Ceremony for vacationing British couple early in the New Year. Jim recounts a dream where within the dream he recounts a real story that actually happened. Jenna looks out for a new older salesman.

230: We are in 2020

Jim and Jenna discuss the strong attachment Jim has with his dog, Roxie. Jenna gives a warning when it comes to signing legal documents with the year abbreviated. Jim goes into detail about the multiple small businesses he created and how he was called into to perform a Wedding Ceremony for vacationing British couple early in the New Year. Jim recounts a dream where within the dream he recounts a real story that actually happened. Jenna looks out for a new older salesman. 

New Years Eve - Live Show

Jim, Papa Joe, Tyler are joined by Jenna's brother Matt. We wrap up 2019

Epsode 231 It's The Future, Stupid

Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss how technology is beyond the grasp of some people. Jim tries to explain to a woman what a podcast is and how you can listen to it.

Episode 230 A Message To Our Younger Selves

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the advice we would have given our younger selves

Live - Key Largo Kristmas 2019

Episode 229 Thats me in the Porno

Jim, Papa Joe, and Josh are joined by Melissa the lead singer of Cultivation Reggae. Josh sings his satirical rework of an R.E.M. hit. We discuss the difficulties of the music business. We get into an uncomfortable conversation about race with Melissa. Jim uses the power of mute button to control a co-host and we can see the increase in the signs of intoxication in them.

Episode 229 That's Me in the Porno

Jim, Papa Joe, and Josh are joined by Melissa the lead singer of Cultivation Reggae. Josh sings his satirical rework of an R.E.M. hit. We discuss the difficulties of the music business. We get into an uncomfortable conversation about race with Melissa. Jim uses the power of mute button to control a co-host and we can see the increase in the signs of intoxication in them.

Episode 228 Assorted Douchebaggery

Jim, Papa Joe, and Josh have a rocky start with some inappropriate humor. Josh buys a t-shirt to piss a djt supporter. A discussion about the HBO series The Watchmen leads in order: theories about judicial reform, the brutality of warfare, the proper use of lethal force in the home, getting lost while drunk, rolling monks, people that believe they can survive on the sun and air alone.

Live Show- Back to the Future

Jim Jenna, and Joe reference a show that will not air for 2 weeks. We use foreknowledg to criticize our younger selfs

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Episode 227 Mr. Drunky Pants

Jenna , Jim and Papa Joe open with less than hurtful name calling move on quickly to corny jokes. Why did the screaming woman and the bored cat meme blow up, why do some go viral and others just fizzle out.

Live- F-ed up Xmas

Episode 226 Russian Hitman

Jim and Papa Joe are joined by a fellow bartender, Josh. They open with a whale's vagina, Jim's Passport photo looks like a Russian Hitman. A customer brings his own pen to sign a credit receipt only after he leaves do we learn what he was up to. What if Jeffrey Dahmer was a guest on a podcast?

Episode 225 The C-Word

Jenna brings up a young woman's dramatic misspelling on a birthday cake. The British use this word all the time but Americans use it sparingly. See You Next Tuesday shows up in the gang's conversation and they seem to love the word. Jim thinks his superpower is- getting the big picture. Sea level rise comes up. We dive into what makes words taboo with the 7 dirty words. We learn that Jenna's f-ing Gloria was Belly Dancer. Jim likes to make shit up to make the day go by.

Live Show -The WTF Parrot

In this extra long Episode Jim, Jenna, Papa Joe and Andy cover deep issues. Those would be public masterbation, if women can pee their names in snow, cursing parrots among other things. Jim talks appearance on the WTF Florida Podcast with John Kirby. Here is the link to the show WTF Florida. https://open.spotify.com/show/6uDc2sjtb3WMSnn6vaK8eH?si=4045AQQfSsuFV8SkKyMXHA

Live Show: We are Back

Episode 224 Horny Affirmations

Jim shares some of the sex drive affirmations with Papa Joe and Jenna. A discussion of the rise of Memes in Pop Culture breaks down to a political symposium. The technological advancements of the beginnings of the Internet Porn are seen as magical. Jim is shocked by the information that something very large can be shoved up a man's pee hole. It's not that people would do it, of course, someone would, but that it can be done.

Episode 223 Dark Dirty Deeds

Jenna notices the porn store is busier after daylight savings time. Jim was a foreperson in a murder trial. Papa Joe knows a lot about guns. Among other things the gang goes into weird injuries people have been inflicted with.

Episode 223 Dark Dirty Deeds

Jenna notices the porn store is busier after daylight savings time. Jim was a foreperson in a murder trial. Papa Joe knows a lot about guns.  Among other things the gang goes into weird injuries people have been inflicted with.

Episode 222 Ass Burgers

Jim gets some trim. While sitting in the barber chair Jim gets involved in a tedious conversation which leads him to think that there are more people with Asbergers Syndrome than reported. As per usual, the gang (Jenna and Papa Joe) break down the topic with the top 10 signs in relation to people they have met. We delve into the Terminator getting older, not the genre or even the actors but the Terminator as a character. Why would a robot get older or be designed that way? And can you make...

Live from the 2019 Key Largo Bridge Run

Episode 221 Getting F-ed Up!

Jim and Papa Joe delve into the Key's reputation as a party location and some people taking it too far. Jim speaks to the journey in life that brought him to the Keys. Joe opens up about the challenges he had faced and how he decided to come out.

Episode 220 Rule #7

We talk about the handling of news of an acquaintance's death. Jim and the gang discuss things you shouldn't do when you are ill with diarrhea. We recall a female astronaut's wild ride. We wrap up with movies filmed in the Keys from 1975.

Episode 219 I See Naked People

Jim and Jenna discuss different views of nudity in reference to Fantasy Fest. We delve into the outrageous behavior people feel free to conduct while at Fantasy Fest, glory holes come up then leads to a discussion concerning movies made in the Keys.

Episode 218 It's Puerto Rican Spanish for Smelly Pu**y?

Jenna tells the gang about a Cuban friend's nickname that means Little Bug in most versions of Spanish but is very offensive to Puerto Ricans. Papa Joe and Jim talk about how to handle situations that are about to turn violent. The gang finds out that it isn't being oogled or approached by gay men that upsets Jim but something much more shallow. Finally, can true love be found in Bars.3m2aSNI9e1fID3vmWyn7

Episode 218 Is Puerto Rican Spanish for Smelly Pu**y?

Jenna tells the gang about a Cuban friend's nickname that means Little Bug in most versions of Spanish but is very offensive to Puerto Ricans. Papa Joe and Jim talk about how to handle situations that are about to turn violent. The gang finds out that it isn't being oogled or approached by gay men that upsets Jim but something much more shallow. Finally, can true love be found in Bars.

Episode 217 Merde!

Jim reacts to an​ incredulous patrons reaction to his invitation to speak to a class of Coral Shores High School Seniors. Papa Joe and Jim discuss radical forgiveness and how that concept lets people move on. Jehova Witnesses are invited into Jim's house, he goes into the statistics of Salvation, let the hilarity begin. The perils of speaking a foreign language are seriously funny.

Episode 216 Resilience

Jim, the Keys Bartender is asked to speak to a class of High School Seniors and it goes shockingly well. Jenna and Jim go in-depth​ on the over 40 days of flooding that some neighborhoods in Key Largo have been experiencing.

Episode 215 Razor Girl

Jim and Papa Joe talk about a small listener sampling of Gay Guy, Straight Guy Reviews. A discussion ensues concerning the anti-gay mentality lingering today. Jim relates a stressful day at the restaurant and how a friend seems to not appreciate the situation. Later on Keith the Mechanic comes in to the mix. A listener comes in for a visit to the Bar and Jim wonders what she could have learned about the Keys . Papa Joe has second hand knowledge and recounts the story about a woman who shaves...

Coral Shores

Episode 215 Razor Girl

Jim and Papa Joe talk about a small listener sampling of Gay Guy, Straight Guy Reviews. A discussion ensues concerning the anti-gay mentality lingering today. Jim relates a stressful day at the restaurant and how a friend seems to not appreciate the situation. Later on Keith, the Mechanic comes into the mix. A listener comes in for a visit to the Bar and Jim wonders what she could have learned about the Keys. Papa Joe has second-hand knowledge and recounts the story about a woman who shaves ...

Episode 214 Soylent Green

Mexican coca-cola is different from American Coca Cola we learn in this episode. Jim and Papa Joe disagree about the consistency of Soylent Green, Its's made from people. Joe recounts a personal moment with former Vice-President Joe Biden. We wind up discussing the differences between traitorous​ and treacherous behavior​.

Episode 213 Gay Guy, Straight Guy Reviews

Jim, Papa Joe and Jenna cover topics in this whirlwind episode cosmetic surgery alternatives, sports team loyalties, large Xmas Trees to name a few. Then Jim prompts Papa Joe to give his assessment on the attractiveness of certain actors. The listener is left confused about who is gay and who is straight.

Episode 212 Saucy Aussie

Jim welcomes back Papa Joe from his triumphant tasks in a Nuclear Power facilities. They pay homage to Australian Culture and then the conversation slowly trails of into musings of historical conjecture concerning human development.

Episode 211 (Key West) Irish Kevin's

The Keys Bartender interviews Irish Kevin the owner of the world famous Pub in Key West Irish Kevin's. We find out how Kevin came to Key West and then stay. Jim and Jim Martin talk with the assistant manager, Daylin, about the establishment, her job and what life is like for her in Key West. Jim is briefly distracted when a lovely Bartender excuses herself to tape her boobs as per usual the show must go on.

Episode 211 (Key West) Irish Kevin's

The Keys Bartender interviews Irish Kevin the owner of the world famous Pub in Key West Irish Kevin's. We find out how Kevin came to Key West and then stay. Jim and Jim Martin talk with the assistant manager, Daylin, about the establishment, her job and what life is like for her in Key West. Jim is briefly distracted when a lovely Bartender excuses herself to tape her boobs as per usual​ the show must go on.