Keys Bartender

790 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 82 ratings

A podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender, Jim Horan. Self reflection can happen in strange places why not a Bar. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.

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Episodes

Episode 114 - Cyber Dating

October 09, 2018 19:46 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MB

Bill and I talk about being out of touch with on-line dating.

Episode 109 Delta Iota

October 05, 2018 00:11 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MB

I talk to my old Fraternity brother Pat Hogan , a bartender who has worked in Hawaii, Las Vegas and Macau.

Episode 113 - Fatwa this!

October 03, 2018 20:59 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MB

Jim, Luke, and Bill talk about expanding our listeners in closed societies. Consider doing a show focusing on cheese, Dennis Rodman, and Jack Daniel's for the Dear Leader. We get Kim Jung Un's review and we are set

Episode 112 - Reunion

October 02, 2018 19:20 - 46 minutes - 42.2 MB

Shout out to the listeners in dictatorships. Don't get killed listening to our pointless drivel. Hope we get someone from North Korea this week.

Episode 111 Emily Pearson

October 02, 2018 17:15 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MB

We talk to Emily a very experienced Bartender considering her 24years. She has worked in St. Croix, Houston, and San Antonio. Emily gives her perspective of sexual harassment in the service industry.

Episode 110 Melissa Devine

September 27, 2018 18:42 - 37 minutes - 34 MB

We interview Melissa Devine , a 26 year old Bartender from Concord,NH about bartending , service work and life.

Episode 108- A Sexy Future

September 19, 2018 20:59 - 41 minutes - 37.7 MB

Jim, Bill, and Luke talk about recent discoveries and inventions. Some of the discoveries or of the adult nature.

Episode 107 Phoney-1st Skype Show

September 18, 2018 18:27 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MB

We are speaking with Pat McGeehan for our first Skype session, hence the Phoney title. Pat is the owner of McGeehan's in Northeast Philadelphia and long time friend of Jim.

Episode 106 Normalizing the Perverse

September 12, 2018 21:05 - 50 minutes - 46.4 MB

Jim, Bill and Luke are joined by Luke's niece Hanny. We finish recapping the 1 year anniversary of Irma. While Jim tries to keep Luke on point. We find out more about Like from Hanny. We get to planning for a show at the Lover's Boutique. Luke says that he will try one of the apparatuses there during the Podcast. Bill and I are going to hold him to it.

Episode 105-Should I Stay or Should I Go?

September 11, 2018 19:31 - 45 minutes - 42 MB

Bill and I the onslaught of Hurricane Irma from preparation to landfall for our listeners in NC, SC, and VA. We also discuss our communications with the adult store, the Lovers Boutique in Key Largo.

Episode 104 Medication Time

September 05, 2018 21:01 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MB

Jim, Bill, and Luke opine on drugs, adult stores, mushrooms, and relations with close relatives.

Episode 103 - Dildon't

September 04, 2018 19:33 - 44 minutes - 41 MB

Bill and I talk about Tropical Storm Gordon and doing a show from the adult store.

Episode 102 Cameli Pollicemus

August 29, 2018 21:00 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MB

We try to stay on topic as Luke and Bill talk music history and Jim tries to prevent the widespread misinformation on the Camel Toe. Kenny Stanley from the Coconut Telegraph tells us about the Key Largo Treasure Map and how it May have an Asian Massage Parlor on it.

Episode 101-Zombie Porn

August 28, 2018 19:30 - 42 minutes - 39 MB

Zombie Porn and Fetishes are discussed. We talk about a man in the midst of lifestyle panic.

Episode 100 The Face Licker

August 22, 2018 21:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB

Face licking, Gwen and Bridget(Lies and Slander), sex dolls, butt plugs and more

Episode 99 Closing Time

August 21, 2018 19:25 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MB

Anal Bleaching is brought up in a budget discussion. Sex Robots, The importance of not being an a-hole at Closing Time, and a mysterious gift from friends.

Episode 98 The Balls

August 15, 2018 21:01 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MB

Jim , Luke, Bill, and the Keys Undertaker talk about the first day of school, monkey boy and autographed baseballs. We feature the Lone Star Ice House on this episode.

Episode 97- Disney Exorcism

August 14, 2018 19:27 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MB

Jim tells Bill about a trip to Disney World where a religious family come face to face to live demons, a boy names Whistle eats his cookie, and how Snow White appears to be a whore. We also hear about monkey boy.

Episode 96 Texas Margarita

August 08, 2018 21:04 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MB

We discuss the Texas Margarita, "the Fugitive", bartender Jessica (Mcgeehans) and our favorite dive bars

Episode 95 Bitter Woman

August 07, 2018 19:29 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MB

Jim realizes there is 1 question that makes it easier to get content. Do you know what a podcast is? If it is no then game on.

Episode 94 Cucumber

August 01, 2018 22:01 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MB

We do not at refer to a cucumber in this episode , Luke does go on a rant about something.

Episode 93 Lotion on its Skin

August 01, 2018 21:00 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MB

Live From Boat Ramp-Caribbean Club

July 25, 2018 22:23 - 21 minutes - 19.7 MB

Episode 91 Bug Hunt!

July 25, 2018 21:01 - 1 hour - 56 MB

The rapine plunder of the waters around the Florida Keys continues.

Episode 90 F'ing Mini Season

July 24, 2018 19:25 - 47 minutes - 43 MB

Episode 89 Lobster Mobster

July 18, 2018 22:06 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MB

Lobster Mini Season is coming and we prepare for the invasion of Lobster Mobsters.

Episode 88 Keys Kars

July 18, 2018 20:57 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MB

A Keys Kar is not something of beauty. Bill gets a new truck.

Episode 87 Its F-ing Hot! Pt4

July 17, 2018 21:03 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MB

Episode 87 Its F-ing Hot! Pt3

July 17, 2018 20:55 - 6 minutes - 5.73 MB

Episode 87 Its F-ing Hot! Pt2

July 17, 2018 20:52 - 2 minutes - 2.02 MB

Episode 87 Its F-ing Hot! Pt1

July 17, 2018 20:44 - 3 minutes - 3.61 MB

Episode 86- All in the Family Pt 2

July 17, 2018 19:47 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MB

Episode 86- All in the Family Pt 1

July 17, 2018 19:21 - 19 minutes - 18 MB

Episode 85 - Less than Normal

July 11, 2018 20:56 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MB

Episode 84 Less than Brilliant Observations

July 10, 2018 21:21 - 49 minutes - 45 MB

Episode 83 In Depends Day

July 04, 2018 20:56 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MB

A crappy attitude is no way to celebrate America's Independence.

Episode 81 Not a Spark Plug , a Butt Plug

June 27, 2018 21:31 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MB

Episode 80 - Brazilian Butt Lift Make-out Party

June 26, 2018 19:39 - 40 minutes - 36.7 MB

Episode 79 What's a Margarita?

June 20, 2018 20:12 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MB

Episode 78 First Dates part two

June 19, 2018 19:36 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MB

Episode 77 The High Cost of Living

June 12, 2018 19:37 - 48 minutes - 44 MB

Episode 76 Secret Meeting

June 06, 2018 20:59 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MB

Episode 75 Meeting

June 05, 2018 19:43 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MB

Jim and Bill hold a meeting hope Luke doesn't hear about, even though I am putting it in the description. My bet is Luke will not get wind of it before next show.

Episode 74- First Aid

May 30, 2018 20:53 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MB

Mary Anne Warren and Lee Sharpe join Jim and Luke. We talk about Scrotum First-Aid, Incels and the Dominos box guy.

Episode 73 Testing 1,2,3

May 29, 2018 19:09 - 42 minutes - 39 MB

A cast of one, Jim due to scheduling conflicts decides to do 1 episode solo. He gives a little detail about why he is in the Keys and why he does a podcast.