Keys Bartender

Episode 269 And Just like That Everything Changed

Jim and Joel discuss how the Restaurant Industry got blind sided. Alcohol once again proves itself to be recession proof. Joel works in a gerbil reference into the discussion, not the first time. If you are interested in what CBD/CBG can do for you, check out the products offered by our friends at www.dakind.com .

Episode 268 Just a Spoon Full of Lysol- The Cure is Worse than the Disease

The owner of Key Largo Comics, Steve, joins us for a weighty discussion. First we get some ideas on how to fight Covid-19 from our DOTUS(Doctor of the U.S.) djt. We get insight on how djt would announce a manned mission to the sun. Can Superman beat Thor or how about Jesus vs. Mohammed? And with some states opening up we learn how to negotiate in a massage parlor. Check out our friends at www.dakind.com for your CBG products.

Episode 267 Kanahou Alana: From Hawaii to the Keys

Kanahou Alana tells his story, a Hawaiian who has made his home in the Keys. Sometimes a difficult journey leads to a happy destination. Kanahou believes strongly in sustainability in life and the environment. We end the show discussing Kanahou's new passion, Da Kind CBD, and what they can do for you. Listeners can learn more about the CBD products that were mentioned on the show by going to: www.dakindcbd.com

Episode 266 Covid-19 The Musical

We talk to the musician, Lee Sharp about ideas for Covid -19 the Musical. We have the Corona virus, or more like a musical representation of the virus, we play a portion.. Jim advises Lee to eat more vegetables to help with his toilet paper consumption. Jim insults a powerful interests in the Agricultural Community by saying "Fuck Corn" he completely writes off the prospect of becoming Iowa's favorite Podcast. He may have alienated his only sponsor by making a crude suggestion.

Episode 264 Ass over A Barrel

Jim speaks with retired psychologist and erstwhile humorist, Joel. Personal and mental hygiene are subject of this discussion. How have people's habits have changed since mass quarantine has been observed. Some people always seem to find a way to take advantage of others.

Episode 263 Meet Lee Sharp

We talk to a good friend of Jim's the musician, Lee Sharp. Lee is a proud Memphis native who has made his home in the Florida Keys. Besides being a musician he can conversate very easily with the oft confusing host. Find out more about Lee, his music and how to get a hold of him at www.leesharpmusic.com .

Episode 262 No Nuts For You

Jim and Steve ruminate over facemasks and gloves. There are 3 things Jim learns about wearing a facemask. Finally there a lot things that may disappear in the near future.

Episode 261 Rebekah in the Keys

We have the Host and Creator of "Rebekah in the Keys". Besides producing 5 minute videos that feature Keys Businesses and human interest stories she is quite accomplished. Topics discussed: the affects of the pandemic on the Keys, long distance learning, affordable housing in the Keys, and music. You can find out more by going to www.rebekahinthekeys.com.

Episode 260 Joe hates Chickens

We welcome Papa Joe back and we hear about his dealings with the Virus. We learn that he reall hates chickens, it's personal for him.

Episode 259 It Sneezes into its Elbow or......

Jim and Joel discuss Covid-19 and Jim decides that he is the Miss Manners of Etiquette dealing with the Pandemic. We learn Joel is allowed to wander outside the house as long as he doesn't molest the golfers.

Episode 258 Interview with Alfonso Chable

Jim interviews Alfonso Chable the creator and administrator of the facebook group- Industry in Recovery. A group committed to supporting those in the Service Industry desiring recovery. The outbreak of Covid-19 has made that task more difficult.

Episode 257 Unmasking our Feelings

Episode 256 Get off My F-ing Lawn!!

The owner of Key Largo Comics, Steve joins Jim discussing topics such as: Who owns this fucking street?, the Miami Quarantine Station 97.3 FM, essential services, and the hierarchy of expertise. We have a new sponsor and if you would like to show support for the show check our sponsors at www.keysbartender.comnin the sponsors section.

Episode 255 A Reporter's Perspective

We have Jill Zima Borski, a reporter for the Key West Citizen and Islamorada resident, on the show. We have a discussion on how the Florida Keys is dealing with Covid-19 as a community.

Episode 254 Outpatient Visit

Jim tries to speak with the erstwhile practioner of Psychoacoustical Science, Joel. They may discuss coping with the new normal.

Episode 253 More Weird Shit!

Jim and Joel ( retired psychologist) talk about the societal norms breaking down on Social Media.

253: More Weird Shit

Jim and Joel ( retired psychologist) talk about the societal norms breaking down on Social Media.

Episode 252 The Witch Doctor

Jim talks to Steve of Key Largo Comics about life in the Keys in these interesting times. A salute to our healthcare workers. The topics will range from alcohol, acceptance, to exempted Churches.

250: The Witch Doctor

Jim talks to Steve of Key Largo Comics about life in the Keys in these interesting times. A salute to our healthcare workers. The topics will range from alcohol, acceptance, to exempted Churches.

249: Don't F-ing Say It!

Jim does a whole show with out mention Covid-19 or the Corona Virus. He finds toilet paper in his journeys and he tells the listeners about the shittiest bartender job in the universe. Can you skateboard with a Martini.

Episode 251 Don't F-ing Say It!

Jim does a whole show with out mention Covid-19 or the Corona Virus. He finds toilet paper in his journeys and he tells the listeners about the shittiest bartender job in the universe. Can you skateboard with a Martini.

Caribbean Club Monday, March 30th - Florida Keys Bartender

Episode 250L Stay the F**K at Home

Jim talks remotely with his neighbor of Key Largo Comics, practicing social distancing. A song from a guy thaty looks like Letterman has a song that is a viral sensation, pun intended.

248L: L Stay the F**K at Home

Jim talks remotely with his neighbor of Key Largo Comics, practicing social distancing. A song from a guy that looks like Letterman has a song that is a viral sensation, pun intended.

Episode 249L The Keys Are Closed For Business- Friday March 27th

Monroe county closes access to non-residents, somewhat. Things have changed in the Horan household. Jim buys a bike, applies for a delivery job and talks about sobriety.

247L: The Keys Are Closed For Business- Friday March 27th

Monroe county closes access to non-residents, somewhat. Things have changed in the Horan household. Jim buys a bike, applies for a delivery job and talks about sobriety.

Episode 248L Pandemonium of Pandemic

Jim calls Joel who is in an undisclosed location where he maybe conducting some of his psychoacoustical experiments.

246L: Pandemonium of Pandemic

Jim calls Joel who is in an undisclosed location where he maybe conducting some of his psychoacoustical experiments.

Episode 247L Monday, March 23rd

Update from the Florida Keys during the Corona Virus pandemic.

245L: Monday, March 23rd

Update from the Florida Keys during the Corona Virus pandemic.

Episode 246 What's in a Number?

Jim starts out solo while he waits for Jenna to show up and recaps the original intent for creating the podcast. When Jenna shows up Jim explains how the show has changed from its early episodes. Some of the big shows are recapped especially the biggest Irma shows with the under count of fatalities conspiracy claim being the primary one.

Live Episode Covid-19(sung like Come on Eileen) St. Patrick's Day

Live show with jim, Papa Joe , and Jenna.

March 16 We Are Still Open- Florida Keys Bartender

244: What's in a Number?

Jim starts out solo while he waits for Jenna to show up and recaps the original intent for creating the podcast. When Jenna shows up Jim explains how the show has changed from its early episodes. Some of the big shows are recapped especially the biggest Irma shows with the under count of fatalities conspiracy claim being the primary one. 

Episode 245 You Want to Get Arrested

It's Doggie playdate day at the Kelley Tiki Bar, Jim brings his dog Roxie to play with Hoagie. Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss the Satellite Dish around Jen and Tyler's dog, Hoagie's Head and will it make his hearing even more acute. Why do people think coming to the Florida Keys and expect to remain at bay from the Law? We delve into another instance of a person behaving like an obnoxious asshole in a group exercise class and how it affects all their behaviors.

243: You Want to Get Arrested

It's Doggie playdate day at the Kelley Tiki Bar, Jim brings his dog Roxie to play with Hoagie. Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss the Satellite  Dish around Jen and Tyler's dog, Hoagie's Head and will it make his hearing even more acute. Why do people think coming to the Florida Keys and expect to remain at bay from the Law? We delve into another instance of a person behaving like an obnoxious asshole in a group exercise class and how it affects all their behaviors.

Love in the Age of Covid 19

Live solo show- Jim has self quarantined himself from the rest of humanity in a Tree House in Key Largo. Not because he is sick but to avoid the mass hysteria. We talk to the lovely, intelligent and talented Jen Friel creator of the blog Talk Nerdy to Me Lover. She is working/directing on the Pilot based on her blog that will sir later this year. She was a student of Jim's Soon Class a while back. You can follow her on Instagram #talknerdytomelover or on Facebook Jen Friel. NOTE(If you like ...

Episode 244 Respect the Boundaries

Jim recounts a violation of boundaries by an acquaintance to his friends/ guest psychologist, Gabby, and Joel. In response to the share Joel, through parody, quickly diverts the conversation to body objectification by men of woman. The conversation continues into the acceptable forms of social interaction between the sexes while a new sound effect is introduced. Joel asks Jim his opinion of musical creation he sent to him in a very large file besides the uniqueness of the music we are left t...

242: Respect the Boundaries

Jim recounts a violation of boundaries by an acquaintance to his friends/ guest  psychologist, Gabby, and Joel. In response to the share Joel, through parody, quickly diverts the conversation to body objectification by men of woman.  The conversation continues into the acceptable forms of social interaction between the sexes while a new sound effect is introduced. Joel asks Jim his opinion of musical creation he sent to him in a very large file besides the uniqueness of the music we are left...

Episode 243 F*&% SNL

Jim, Jenna, Tyler welcome Papa Joe from his whirlwind trip to Pittsburgh and the exotic locale of Dothan Alabama. Jim goes on a tirade against the writers and producers of SNL due to their open disdain for the Podcast Medium. Even though Jim is still a fan of the show he is able to simultaneously appreciate its comedic value while abhorring their ridicule for his entertainment expression. After the ranting, the gang discusses psychological disorders. Time gets away from Jim during the first h...

241: F&*% SNL

Jim, Jenna, Tyler welcome Papa Joe from his whirlwind trip to Pittsburgh and the exotic locale of Dothan Alabama. Jim goes on a tirade against the writers and producers of SNL due to their open disdain for the Podcast Medium. Even though Jim is still a fan of the show he is able to simultaneously appreciate its comedic value while abhorring their ridicule for his entertainment expression. After the ranting, the gang discusses psychological disorders. Time gets away from Jim during the first ...

Episode 242 Delusions of Elevated Mediocrity

Jim sits down with 2 friends, Joel and Gabby, husband and wife. Since they are retired psychologists Jim attempts to procure free analysis. While Jim tries to lure the couple into giving a professional opinions on his mental condition he only manages to get generalized opinions on analysis. Joel and Gabby succeed in remaining true to their profession and refuse to analyze their friend. Jim comes up with a new disorder.

240: Delusions of Elevated Mediocrity

Jim sits down with 2 friends, Joel and Gabby, husband and wife. Since they are retired psychologists Jim attempts to procure free analysis. While Jim tries to lure the couple into giving a professional opinions on his mental condition he only manages to get generalized opinions on analysis. Joel and Gabby succeed in remaining true to their profession and refuse to analyze their friend.  Jim comes up  with a new disorder.

Episode 241 Nuts Always Look Old

In true Key's fashion Tyler explains why he needs a beer delivery while towing a large dock. Jim tries to explains why he would'nt put a gerbil up his and its not because he is homophobic. We discuss male and female grooming habits and the progression of them. Jim gives his grooming habits and gives advice to men.

239: Nuts Always Look Old

In true Key's fashion Tyler explains why he needs a beer delivery while towing a large dock. Jim tries to explain why he wouldn't put a gerbil up his and it's not because he is homophobic. We discuss male and female grooming habits and the progression of them. Jim gives his grooming habits and gives advice to men.

Episode 240 Culturally Insensitive

Jenna and Jim are amazed by acts of racial/cultural insensitivity in our time. We delve into a recent celebrity death and a certain person's adverse reaction. The Coronavirus pandemic arises, we dispute the blame game, as usual, we don't handle it well.

238: Culturally Insensitive

Jenna and Jim are amazed by acts of racial/cultural insensitivity in our time. We delve into a recent celebrity death and a certain persons adverse reaction. The Coronavirus pandemic  arises, we dispute the blame game as usual we don't handle it well. 

Episode 239 The Vulgarians

Jim is back with Jack and Joel expecting a higher level of content we are once again disappointed. How long does it take a person to expose themselves at the Caribbean Club before being tossed out? Jim tells how someone he once knew would get other guys to get a close look at his penis using subterfuge. Jack is shocked by anal intoxication stories. Joel tells a joke about a man and a gerbil.

237: The Vulgarians

Jim is back with Jack and Joel expecting a higher level of content we are once again disappointed. How long does it take a person to expose themselves at the Caribbean Club before being tossed out? Jim tells how someone he once knew would get other guys to get a close look at his penis using subterfuge. Jack is shocked by anal intoxication stories.  Joel tells a joke about a man and a gerbil. 

Episode 238 Laugh Track

Jim and Jenna listen to a Doctors unique laugh which Jim intends to use as a laugh track. We cover low talkers and how they don't work in crowded noisy environs. Jenna has a radio station in 101.3 KDWB Minneapolis that wants a podcast to hook up with and of course we are sluts so... Jim has an idea for a new trivia game show on a floating Tiki Bar on Crocidile Lake. We ask the question how Sasha Baron Cohen could ever be offended.