Keys Bartender
790 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 82 ratingsA podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender, Jim Horan. Self reflection can happen in strange places why not a Bar. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.
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Episodes
Episode 68 - Something Smells Fishy
May 09, 2018 20:45 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBOur guest is Captain Russ Pellow a resident of the Keys for over 40 years. We get fishing advice and learn how this West Chester, PA resident first experienced the Keys.
Episode 67 Bomb Voyage
May 08, 2018 20:11 - 56 minutes - 52 MBWe travel down memory lane or lack there of. Is it the good times we remember more than the bad times.
Episode 66 _Strangers from a Strange Land
May 02, 2018 20:41 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBFriends from Philly visit
Episode 64 Old Home Week
May 01, 2018 20:03 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBEpisode 62 Mentally Challenged
April 24, 2018 20:03 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBEpisode 61 Pre-show
April 18, 2018 20:29 - 3 minutes - 3.26 MBEpisode 60 Air Travel
April 17, 2018 19:58 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBEpisode 59 Blackwater Siren
April 10, 2018 21:47 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MBEpisode 59 Blackwater Siren
April 10, 2018 21:39Episode 58 Flat Earth
April 10, 2018 20:22 - 45 minutes - 42 MBWe meet Kelly manager/Bartender at Blackwater Siren-talk about some conspiracy theories.
Episode 57 "The Skunk Ape"
April 04, 2018 21:03 - 46 minutes - 42.8 MBEpisode 56- "We Don't Need No Stinking Badges!"
April 03, 2018 20:07 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBWe Don't Need No Stinkin Badges
Episode 55 It's Show business, not Show Friends
March 28, 2018 21:00 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MBNORML, Undercounts of Missing, Special Guest
Episode 54- The White Paper
March 27, 2018 20:03 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBWe discuss the importance of self reflection after drinking and drugging too much. How flowers and chocolate makes it all better.
Preshow 3/26/18 Episode 54
March 27, 2018 19:54 - 1 minute - 1.32 MBEpisode 53 C'est la Vie a Key Largo
March 21, 2018 21:00 - 56 minutes - 52 MBGilles and Nadine 2 French friends from Deerfield, FL come by the show and recount the experience of shared evacuation vacation in the Lakeland Terrace Hotel in Lakeland, FL doting Hurricane Irma. Like as always provided insightful commentary.
Episode 52 Where's Luke?
March 20, 2018 19:59 - 53 minutes - 49 MBLike can't keep track of his wife or doesn't try.
Episode 51 Luke Catches his Beard on Fire
March 14, 2018 20:58 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBWe find that Luke is careless with fire.
Episode 51 Preshow
March 14, 2018 20:15 - 1 minute - 1.54 MBEpisode 50 We can't all be lake ducks
March 07, 2018 22:01 - 52 minutes - 48 MBWe learn some nonsense phrases from Jim, hear a little about Bill's background, and Luke is busy being Luke.
Episode 49 Intl' Women's Day
March 06, 2018 21:12 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MBLive show from Key Largo we monumentally screwed up the date for International Woman's Day The show ends with Luke singing the worst possible song to honor women. I apologize for all men.
Episode 48 - 3 onions, 2 olives, and 1 lime twist
February 28, 2018 21:57 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBMicromanagement of your order, WWLD, tittie twisting , PTDD, and boobie twisting
Episode 47 Observations
February 27, 2018 21:06 - 57 minutes - 52.5 MBJim and Bill do their first live stream Podcast in 7 months, Baby Rentals, what would Luke do.
Pre Show Episode 47
February 27, 2018 21:01 - 1 minute - 1.04 MBEpisode 46 Backpack Guy
February 21, 2018 22:52 - 49 minutes - 44.8 MBJim, Bill ,and Luke try talk about the Super Gay commentator for Figure Skating. He was incredible. The final episode of Dentures held Hostage. We have a discussion about our plans for the Golden Years. Wrap up with a preview of the " I love titties guy".
Episode 45 Where are my keys?
February 20, 2018 23:07 - 52 minutes - 47.6 MBWe are adding a new venue to the mix- Jim and Bill are at the Blackwater Siren in Key Largo. Luke loses his keys and has an affinity for Jenna Jamison's nether region. Bill explain cat hammocks. Jim has an Inspirational Quote and we meet Josh Kassel, a fellow bartender.
Episode 44 Give me a Starfish Sandwich!
February 14, 2018 22:37 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MBJim, Bill, and Luke talk about their plans for Valentine's Day. Episode 3 of "Dentures held Hostage. New Bit "Serial Bartender". Luke does not like butt sex.
Episode 43 What's In Your Spam Folder
February 07, 2018 22:57 - 44 minutes - 41 MBWe begin with the Super Bowl LII results and Jim's reaction. Follow with why spam filters are important. Episode 2 of Dentures Held Hostage. A mannequin giving an STD lecture to Promise Keepers. And an interview with Kimberly Glenn, Luke's wife. Please leave a Review on iTunes; https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/keys-bartender/id1269132398?mt=2&i=1000401720623
Episode 42- Lukes Looks Like Gandalf
January 31, 2018 22:40 - 40 minutes - 38.5 MBWe explore a description by a patron of Luke's appearance. Sub Episode 1 of Radio Play "Dentures held Hostage" begins an inspired account of true events. Jim officiates at a wedding. Jim explains to Luke why it would be bad to make a Vagina an Icon in a new Religion.
Episode 41 Infomercials!
January 24, 2018 23:09 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBJim. Bill, and Luke discuss professional skills, infomercials, and sex dolls.
Episode 40 Jury Duty
January 17, 2018 23:12 - 48 minutes - 44.2 MBJury Duty Show , we talk about civic responsibility.
Episode 39 The Bar Exorcist
January 10, 2018 22:53 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBJim. Bill, Luke discuss hard to please and remove customers, JIm has a bright idea. We find Luke is against bestiality unless sheep are involved.
Episode 38 Jim, Bill, and Luke's Happy 2018
January 03, 2018 23:38 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MBWe talk about how Keys People are terrified of temperatures under 70 degrees, what drugs Luke has taken, and bad experiences with Liquor. There is a little discussion of nut punching.
Episode 37 What's up With Luke
December 27, 2017 23:32 - 1 hour - 59 MBJim attempts to stay on topic, our Christmas experiences, a found Cialis prescription, and some people trying to put something up Luke's ass. Some special announcements are made.
Merry Keysie Christmas Eve Part 1
December 24, 2017 22:20 - 38 minutes - 35.6 MBEpisode 36- The Xmas Show
December 20, 2017 23:51 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBEpisode 35 Tropical Xmas Balls
December 19, 2017 22:30 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MBBill and I are joined by longtime Keys Promotional Maven Mary Jo with the "Reef Roamer". We talk about the Keys, Xmas in the Keys, where tog in the Keys and not to put Menthol Gold Balm Medicated on your Balls.
Entropia Universe- I have'nt a clue
December 19, 2017 15:51 - 1 hour - 80 MBSpeaking with my friend about his online gaming Entropia Universe.
Episode 34 Cell Phone Cameras!
December 13, 2017 22:32 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBWe discuss the loss of privacy and sense of propriety with the widespread use of cell cameras. Sean the Bartender brings over a shot called "Grandma's Dirty Butthole". We a cover of my dating rules.
Episode 33 HillBilly Snob
December 06, 2017 23:00 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MBBill, Luke and I talk about Hillbilly snobs, other types of snobs, who looks like a killer, the sexual harassment dead pool, and old guy wisdom. Luke says some nasty stuff about his balls.
Episode 32- Matt Lauer!
November 29, 2017 22:56 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MBMore ongoing sexual harassment issues. Who's next kermit?
Episode 31 Chickens!
November 22, 2017 23:05 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MBJim is talking about weird animals and strange events in Key Largo with Bill, Luke, Henry, and Victoria. There are some strange chickens, the Lady who had her teeth stolen, Danny-"Its gonna be a hhhooooot summer."
Episode 30 -If I had a nickle forevery....
November 15, 2017 22:58 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBBill, Luke, Henry and Jim discuss silly as shit sayings , the differences from people from MIami and the Keys, and some Urban Dictionary.
Episode 29 No Sir , I will not hold the pickle!
November 09, 2017 00:22 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBWe discuss sexual harassment with our Guests Alisha B. Goode and Cheryl Holt.
Episode 28 Lost in the Keys
November 01, 2017 21:39 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MBEpisode 27 Pit Stop Party the Caribbean Club
November 01, 2017 15:38 - 36 minutes - 33.3 MBJim, Bill, and Captain Josh at the Caribbean Club for the Pit Stop Party for the Annual Meeting of the Minds- Parrot Heads travelling to Key West
Episode 26 Troubling Behavior
October 25, 2017 22:13 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBOpen up with the HBO show "The Deuce". We focus on the 3 classes of difficult customers we come in contact with, definitions, personalities, nature vs. nurture, etc. Bill and Luke pull string dolls featured.
Episode 25 Anger Management-License to Chill
October 18, 2017 22:00 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MBJim tells a story about his favorite bar in Philly- McGeehans. Bill, Luke, and Jim discuss workplace aggression, films made in the Keys, and Bond girl names.
Episode 24 Knifey Crab
October 11, 2017 22:12 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBWe speak to Laura Lieteart the Principal of Key Largo School and Realtor Susan Recarey from Marrvelous Pet Rescue. We learn about aggressive land crabs and all the disgusting references to Cincinatti,