Keys Bartender
790 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 82 ratingsA podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender, Jim Horan. Self reflection can happen in strange places why not a Bar. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.
Homepage Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
Episodes
Episode 163 Suicidal Chicken
April 02, 2019 23:02 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBJim tells Jenna his strategic thinking when it comes to chickens in the middle of a busy road. A regular bares his soul or at least his ass to Jim and a coworker.
Episode 162 F-ing Electric Cars
March 29, 2019 13:10 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBJim, Jenna and Tyler begin with the curious history of Everglades City. Then Jim mentions out of nowhere Electric Cars, there is push back from Jenna and Tyler. This episode contains a prediction 5 years from now. This episode needs to be reviewed in March 2024 hopefully there will be hoverboards.
Episode 161 Rehash of 2 Years
March 26, 2019 18:26 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBJim reviews the beginning of the podcast, the evolution, and where we are now.
Episode 160 Dave and Busted
March 21, 2019 20:16 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MBJim and Jenna talk about the horrible exchange rate at the family enertainment. Taylor Swift falls prey to one of the near Keys finest criminals and we remember Charles F. DuPont
Episode 159 Psst...I want to Show you something!
March 20, 2019 23:03 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBJim and Jenna talk about the creepers, texting during dates, someone who wants a to return half a drink and more.
Episode 158 What Did You Say?
March 14, 2019 11:19 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBJim and Jenna discuss the various accents we run into of our Keys guest. Backed up with a graph Jim proposes his theory that online booking has changed travel habits. We end with the bizarre story of German Emigre Karl Tanzler's obsession with a beautiful Cuban-American woman back in 1930s Key West. Special guest tonight are Papa Joe, Damon, and Tyler.
Episode 157 My Big Ball of Destiny
March 12, 2019 23:14 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MBJim starts by himself and Jenna are joined by Damon, Tyler, and Papa Joe. We discuss the current college admission scandal. Jim's martini rule is questioned and we trash talk litterbugs.
Episode 156 I Want a Big One
March 08, 2019 00:16 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBJim and Jenna are joined by Damon and Tyler. A discussion begins with customers obsession with size. We touch upon Alexa's chat function's intelligence, silly questions, time-share condos, a friend of Jeffrey Dahlmer interest in overalls, and wrap-up with the gangs of the Florida Keys.
Episode 155 Hickory Dickory Douche
March 06, 2019 00:45 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBJim is confronts his left-right confusion. Jenna's co-worker in deep shit after a sewage main break. Damon and Tyler join in discussion about keeping the homeless happy.
Episode 154 Freaks Come Out at Night
February 28, 2019 17:38 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBJim and Jenna talk about two stange late night guests. Then are joined by Damon where discussion works around to Jim's grooming regimen.
Episode 153 Gargoyle
February 26, 2019 23:58 - 48 minutes - 43.9 MBJim and Jenna talk about closing time customers with an update on Amado Guere, the materbating walker who was impatient.
Episode 152 Modium Cheese
February 26, 2019 18:01 - 1 hour - 81 MBJim is Joined by Joel, Jack, and Arthur discussing the stereotypes of vocations, favorite lubricants, whether Joel is a time traveller, and Modium Cheese
Episode 151 Joel and Jack
February 21, 2019 18:16 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBJim is hanging out with 2 seasonal residents Joel and Jack at Vacation home. Joel is a retired Psychologist and Avant-garde musician. Jack a still working Dentist and Air Force veteran that provides his services to low income families. Both are funny guys.
Episode 150 Defective Rumba
February 21, 2019 14:30 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBJim, Jenna, and Tyler review the skills necessary to walk and pleasure yourself. Some people are not as smart as mice in a simple maze.
Episode 149 Mandy's Hat
February 19, 2019 23:58 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBWe discuss a horrible wardrobe decision and politics not mixing. A new trick is learned by Jim to be used sparingly. An impatient young man shows off his multitasking skills.
Episode 148 - Messing with Gloria
February 13, 2019 14:14 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBThe subject of ED Medication pops up somehow and Jenna tells Jim how she tortures her Mother, Gloria, with gifts.
Episode 147 Mr./Ms.Sogyny
February 13, 2019 00:05 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBJim and Jenna cover Jim's misogynistic tendencies, Pat McGeehan's comments, and more.
Episode 146 Advice for the Lovelorn
February 09, 2019 18:45 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBJenna shares a horrendous work incident with us. The Keys Bartender gives advice to people looking for love in all the wrong places and then begs for good reviews.
Episode 145 My F-ing Valentine
February 08, 2019 00:03 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBJim and Jenna discuss Valentine Day history, experiences, and some facts. The Keys Bartender gives the guys out there some advice about how to treat their objets d'amour.
Episode 144 - A Tisket, a Casket
February 06, 2019 21:47 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBJim narrowly escapes being crushed under a truck carrying coffins and we get more news from the Keys.
Episode 143 - Beer Connoisuer
January 30, 2019 21:58 - 48 minutes - 44.2 MBJim and Bill speak with Friends Martha and Dan from Connecticut. We send our best wishes to everyone going through the Polar Vortex event up North.
Episode 142 Baby Bar Etiquette
January 30, 2019 00:41 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MBJim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss babies/children in bars and assholes we worked with. There is mention of the search for the infamous Skateboarder "Moby Douche". We learn I am 1/200 Eskimo but only know 1word for snow.
Episode - 141 Chickenpocalypse
January 23, 2019 22:00 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBJim, Luke and Bill share or feelings about celestial events.
Episode 140 Moby Douche
January 18, 2019 00:02 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBJim and Jenna discuss a classic applicable to our modern life.
Episode 139 - Liver Dance
January 16, 2019 21:50 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBEpisode 138 Strange Brew
January 10, 2019 23:55 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBJim and Jenna talk about drinks, foods, and strange dining habits.
Episode 137 - Inverness
January 09, 2019 21:46 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBEpisode 136 - Well Hung Over
January 02, 2019 21:44 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MBWe talk about New Year's Eve and some friends from out of town .
Episode 135 - Pert near New Years
December 27, 2018 14:45 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBEpisode 134 - Sh!tty Sidewalks
December 12, 2018 21:49 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MBEpisode 133 - What are You Laughing at?
December 05, 2018 21:47 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MBEpisode 132 - Cold Turkey
November 28, 2018 21:58 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBEpisode 131 - Too Close
November 27, 2018 20:15 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBRecap of our Thanksgiving Weekend topped off by a guy walking into an occupied bathroom
Episode 130 - Save Me the Neck
November 21, 2018 21:36 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MBOur Thanksgiving episode in Key Largo where we find Bill and Luke's bar for being thankful is low.
Episode 129 - I'd Rather Suck on Lemons
November 20, 2018 20:14 - 37 minutes - 33.9 MBJim and Bill talk about microbrews, one particular nasty named one. Someone in the Fort Lauderdale area really likes us considering the downloading of our entire catalog.
Episode 128 - I Got Nuthin'
November 14, 2018 22:03 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBEpisode 127- I am against Cancer
November 13, 2018 20:18 - 38 minutes - 35 MBWe cover alot of ground in this episode and learn what to say to strange man if he spends too much time on the bathroom.
2018 Key Largo Bridge Run
November 10, 2018 11:59 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBEpisode 126 - Didn't Say That
November 07, 2018 22:02 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MBEpisode 125 - Oh Canada....
November 06, 2018 20:14 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBEpisode 124- Take Our F-ing Picture
October 31, 2018 20:53 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBEpisode 123 - Pit Stop 2018
October 30, 2018 16:51 - 43 minutes - 40 MBLive from the Caribbean Club the 2018 Pitstop Party
Episode 122- Aint Afraid of No Ghost
October 25, 2018 23:59 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBEpisode 121 - Attack Ads
October 24, 2018 21:05 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBPolitical season winds up we pit Bill against Luke for King of the Hillbillies. Another big shout out to our brave fans in Iran. Please don't piss off the morality police.
Episode 120 - An Epidemic
October 23, 2018 19:32 - 44 minutes - 40.3 MBJim and Bill discuss an increase in a new STD. Fantasy Fest has a lot of painted naked people with poor decision making skills.
Episode 119 B-Hole Pleasures
October 18, 2018 23:53 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBJim and Jenna talk about an anomaly in Asian Americans and weird things people had syuck up there butts. Starts out intellectual but we end up dirty in the end.
Episode 118 -Just a Little Prick
October 17, 2018 21:18 - 46 minutes - 42.1 MBLuke, Bill, and Jim talk about a hold of all sizes.
Episode 117-I Got An Idea
October 16, 2018 19:29 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MBWhy do you feel the need to invent things to do under water? The adult store conundrum is discussed. Kim can sure run Bill's ass around.
Episode 116 Holloween Build-up
October 12, 2018 00:03 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBJim and Jenna cover homless househunting and Holloween.