Keys Bartender

Episode 320- WTF SEARS!

Why didn't Sears become Amazon?My step-mother would be worth millions right now. Is there a life lesson, a great story or something else? The bar discussion continues....

Episode 319- Yes, I Love Technology

Jim opens with a song from "Napoleon Dynamite" to highlight his technological issues. An unusual request causes Jim to delve into conspiracies once again.

Episode 318 A Busman's Holiday

Jim takes his family to Naples, thats Florida not Italy. A shout out to a great Server , Scott from the Italian Noodle and Sushi Bar in Naples. Boy, there are tons of old people down here and I'm getting up there so that is saying alot.

Episode 317 Creepy Internet Guy

Online meal plans, catfishing women/men, and late customers are topics today. Jim engages an anonymous chat guest during the show who asked if a picture of an older man holding cat and an Uzi was him. Thank you for listening Helsinki, Bucharest, Dublin, Oslo, Mt. Sinai NY. To answer the chat question yes I have seen "Mars Attacks" when the show ends so does my access to the chat app. P.S. I replaced the picture with a current one of myself so there is less confusion.

Episode 316 - Do You Want that Gift Wrapped

Jim wonders why bargaining would occur if something is free. Its good just take it and don't ask for delivery. What is up with Helsinki and Bucharest? Are they hard up for content.

Episode 315 Sorry Jesus!

Live Call-in (407) 392-4563 We catch up with Papa Joe.

Episode 314 Things Change

We hear "can't wait till it gets back to normal". Really is that what you want, normal? Yeah we miss things that are no longer feasible but is not change the basis for life. I've gotten older, sober, and in some ways wiser. Should we embrace change, make the most of it by trying to do things better, more efficiently, and sustainably, Sometimes we only change when we are forced to. Live call in (407)392-4563

Episode 313 - Lucky 13

It is hot as Hell in Florida and people are still visting the Keys. Depending on how you look at it, good and bad. Call in live (407)392-4563, prankers welcome.

Episode 312 Creepy Old Man

What is the line between being able to relate to younger women and being a creepy old man? What is the "star Power" of the celebrities who support Trump?

Episode 311 - Reform Modernist Amish

Episode 310- Baby it's Hot Outside!

Air conditioning allows humans to make more bad decisions.

Episode 309- You Amish Hippie, Bastard!

Call in show with no callers, (407)392-4563 call with questions but no comments or comment with no questions, simple enough. Foreigners welcome and even encouraged. Cursing the host in your native tongue(excluding English) will give you a leg up on the competition.

Episode 308 Stretch pants are not flattering for everyone.

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Episode 307 Profiles Of Discourage-BOCC7/21/20

Jim recounts a Zoom Meeting by the Monroe County, Florida Board of County Commissioners. Political theater at it's best, we see elected officials not doing all to insure the health and well being of their constituents.

Episode 306 A Safari Outfit

Episode 305 Normal???

The Florida Keys are busy still even with the explosion of new cases in the State. There are power outages, surgeries being cancelled, and horny people wanting to hook-up but Jim seems to think it is all bad.

Episode 304 You're Not the Boss of Me

Well it's Florida just behaving like Florida again. Jim recounts the doings in the Keys and elsewhere this past 4th of July.

Episode 303- A Seminal Event

Episode 302 The Worst Idea Ever

Jim and Steve(Key Largo Comics) talk about the slow approaching disaster which is the July 4th weekend in the Keys. Yes, Florida is moving ahead without a statewide mask mandate. Hilarity insues as a bumbling governor takes his cues from the orange oompa loompa in D.C. and sees no need to ask people to cover up.

Episode 301Evil Math- What we can Learn From Jaws

Disclaimer - this episode originates on the time of airing from a rumor, if true the disclaimer will be removed.

Keys Bartender 300th Episode - No Big Deal or is It?

Yes it the 300th Episode give or take some special episodes. Jim decides to go live for this episode.

Episode 299 -Mr. Sippy Cup

Episode 298 - Its Florida, Stupid

Well Florida is #1 for a change. Yes we have the most new cases of Covid-19, take that Andrew Cuomo! It is easy coming up with conspiracy theories. We say hello to old and new friends. Shout outs to The Foundation Bar in Milwaukee and to Ralph and Ava's Public House in Moorestown, IN.

Episode 297 A Whole Bunch Of Weirdos

Episode 296 Wear a face-mask in the Keys

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the ruling by Monroe County to require the wearing of Masks in the Florida Keys. Some people view the requirement as an infringement on their rights but they also view a ban on open carry AK-47s as an infringement. Jim sends a shout out to Carol and Charles to listeners from Milwaukee who came by for a visit. Joe does'nt like chick flicks.

Episode 295 Keys Bartender

Episode 294 Keys Bartender- Confusion Say

Jim and Steve share stories about the phased reopening of the Florida Keys. A woman blurts out a disjointed bigotry before coming back to the restaurant and throwing a shot fit, brilliant.

Episode 293 Magical Mystery Mass (Life without Insurance)

Jim gives a hopefully brief description of his ongoing journey through the healthcare world to get a tumor removed. When you mix denial with a lack of health insurance there is sure to be some laughs.

Episode 292 Masking your Feelings

Jim and Steve ruminate on the the opening of the Keys to tourism. Do people really want to go back to their shitty jobs, are they afraid, or are they just lazy? How do strippers support themselves when the clubs are closed?

Episode 291 The Keys Open

Episode 290 Nice Mask, Your Balls are Showing

Several days before opening the Florida Keys to the Mainland addresses the wearing of masks. Whether it be etiquette, safety, or politics here are my thoughts, for what they are worth.

Episode 288 Sexually Desensitized

Steve of Key Largo Comics discuss on-line porn contributing to the desentization of the general populace We talk oldtime Super Hero types. Why jump when you can fly? Jim gets distracted while buying condoms at a 7-11.

Episode 287 Jim goes back to the Gym

Papa Joe and Jim speak to the gradual opening of the Keys and how weird it feels. The backlash against on-line delivery apps from restaurants increases.

Episode 286 Is that a Cucumber in your Avatar's Pocket?

A carnival of confusion begins this episode as we wrangle our guest co-hosts Lee Sharp and Jim Brock.What does your avatar say about your self perception? Lee is very sad to see a closed Strip Club and Jim H. thinks a podcast would be perfect media for a strip club. In Memphis Strip Clubs are called Shake Junts. Lee almost went on a date with a roller skating stripper at Starbuck's and we find out the distance Lee will go on a date. It is not that far. A new compliment is calling a girl 90 ...

Episode 285 Wide Berth

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the further opening of the Keys as Jim's work reopens. We learn some people have a hard time following rules. Tasing someone doesn't have to be a sad thing. Podcasting can be used as a tool to fight chronic masturbation. The phrase Jim was looking for was good hand hygiene practices and it just came to him after he finished the show.

Episode 284 A Chat with 2 Sex Workers

On this solo show Jim gives the Covid-19 opening update for the Florida Keys. He speculates on what returning to work will be like tonight. Different strategies are implied to increase listener-ship after a message from a Canadian listener. One is to make-up a titillating episode title like the one here. A Reddit post about a man, a potato, and poor comedy planning.

Episode 283 Washington, VA- 6 Episodes per inhabitant

Jim begins show sending out thank yous to the small but historical Washington, VA that has the distinction of having 6 downloads per ca pita. We have a random listener JRON from Nova Scotia happen upon our live show. We find out interesting information about the titling of Episodes that could make the shows more titillating.

Episode 282 Believe it or Bullshit

Papa Joe and Jim discuss trying to get a little trim. Can men go into sync on their haircuts. Jim recounts a woman's Epic Waffle House- Reddit story that has Freudian implications out the wingwang. If you want to know how stupid your date is take them to a Ripley's Museum.

Episode 281 A Homeless man feels the Music

Jim and Lee are briefly disconnected. Lee has his first gig in 53 days as a homeless gentleman makes music request. The prospects of a show from a gentleman's club is considered and Jim wonders if he can fit in the large Red Shoe that is dropped on New Years in Key West.Topics include lazy birds, drone deliveries, peeping tom laws, and the Dukes of Hazard.

Episode 280 F**k You again, Grub

Papa Joe joins Jim as the Keys are in Phase 1-1/2 and what that means.What do we learn about foreign nationals that 90 Day Fiance from the Learning Channel can tell us? Do you think that a giant tech online delivery service will save privately owned restaurants? Yes, and the girl giving you a table dance really likes you.

Episode 279 Oral Sex is Not the Cause of Covid-19- Ketchikan, Alaska

Jim sends a shout to Ketchikan, Alaska. A future next Twin City of Key Largo? Televangelist attempt to circumvent the pandemic. Pat Robertson has an interesting yet flawed theory on the origins of the virus. Some people are not skilled with follow-up questions.

Epiosed 278 International Love- Nienadowka, Poland

Papa Joe and Jim look to Poland and the small village of Ninadowka after they are snubbed by a town in Holland. Before we get to see how Jim is eager to sell out we have to endure 10 minutes of lecture on racial injustice. Jim ends the show with a narration of his theme music. Check out the great CBD products of Da Kind at www.dakind.com

Episode 277 The Mayor of Key West, Teri Johnston

No funny stuff in this Episode. Papa Joe and Jim interview Mayor Teri Johnston of Key West. We discuss the ongoing management of the pandemic in Key West and plans for the future. Key West is very fortunate to have Teri at the helm. It looks as if there could be light at the end of the tunnel.

Episode 276 See you Leiderdorp! (See that is a pun, Bartek)

Lee joins Jim for a heartfelt goodbye to that town in South Holland, that's if there is not a reciprocal return of attention. Reciprocity would be 20 new listeners from Holland and a maybe an Aurograph picture of Carice Van Houton(Milisandre). We explain to new people who may move to the Keys not to be too paranoid about all the Helicopters. We go over some nuances in english language, directed to one listener in particular. Bartek from Krasna, Poland. He is trying to learn English listenin...

Episode 275 We Try not to Mention Leiderdorp

Jim brings together old friends, emphasis on"old", Jack the Dentist and Joel the Psychologist. We catch up on Keys happenings and do some dream interpretation. The subject of Leiderdorp pops up and why not it is only the most exciting town in all of Holland. Check out Da Kind www.dakind.com for all your CBD and CBG needs.

Episode 274 Murder Ballads and Carice Van Houten(Leiderdorper)

Jim and Papa Joe discuss the opening of businesses in the Keys without opening the Keys to tourism. We don't forget to do our Leiderdorp segment featuring the lovely Malisandre from Game of Thrones, Carice Van Houten, a Leiderdorper. Jim has Joe do a drunken Mad-Lib. Who is Nick Cave and what is a Murder Ballad? The flag of Leiderdorp has 2 keys and a body of water if that isn't fate I don't know what it is. Please check out all the CBD and CBG products offered by Da Kind at www.dakind.com .

Episode 273 Leiderdorp is the Place to Be

Steve joins Jim on this episode with an all Leiderdorp opening. It appears as the obsession continues with this town in West Holland or is it Southern Netherlands. We also discuss a comedy series and a movie on Netflix, Derry Girls and Good Boys. What are the Zoom protocols that we'll eventually see violated on You Tube? If you are interested in CBG products go to www.dakind.com.

Episode 272 We Love You Leiderdorp

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the dearth of hens in Key Largo's shopping district. Google search items have changed since the pandemic and the U.S. has got weird priorities. We have some listeners in Leiderdorp, Netherlands so they decide to send some them love and makes the an offer. After declaring himself Mayor of Key Largo, Jim proposes that Leiderdorp and Key Largo become sister cities. If you are interested in CBG products go to our friends at www.dakind.com.

Episode 271 A Threeway

We experience our first remote 3-way, it was only guys, too bad. Lee Sharp and Jim Brock discuss our bully president, djt supporters, space nazis, slavery and some drugs Jim never heard of. Check out CBG products available from Da Kind, www.dakind.com .

Episode 270 Daniel Horton-Diaz candidate for Fl Senate District 39

Daniel Horton-Diaz joins us today. He is running to be the Democratic candidate for the Florida State Senate Dist.39 which represents Monroe County and parts of Dade County. We find out his views on issues that concern Monroe County. We also see why Jim is not working as a moderator at a political round table discussion. You can find out more about Daniel at www.danielforflorida.com Also if you would like to find out about the CBG products offered by Da Kind : www.dakind.com