Keys Bartender
790 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 82 ratingsA podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender, Jim Horan. Self reflection can happen in strange places why not a Bar. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.
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Episodes
Episode 363 Wrong number or Voodoo Woman-2020 in Review
December 31, 2020 17:34 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBAbby gets an interesting message to end 2020. We review the Keys events the past year. We pay homage to the memory of Dawn Wells who just passed, she was Mary Ann the most essential person on Gilligan's Island.
Episode 362 Homebound
December 30, 2020 15:21 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBJim posts gross pix while at home recovering from surgery. A friend is being discharged after 27 days in the hospital with Covid-19.
Special In The Hospital
December 29, 2020 03:50 - 8 minutes - 7.7 MBJim gets operated on and decided to do a short show from his hospital room
Episode 361 Recommendations for Alicia and Jeff
December 27, 2020 16:00 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MBVacationers from Joliet,IL stop by the Catch. Jim promises to give them suggestions on where togo and what to see. The long awaited surgery approaches.
Episode 360 Not All About Me!
December 23, 2020 16:53 - 43 minutes - 40.3 MBAs Christmas approaches we ponder the difficulties other people maybe having now. Jim suggests a recipe for the people who want to showcase the U.S. as a Christian Nation. Start behaving like a Christian Nation not like a follower of Republican Jesus.
Episode 359 Don't F-ing Scream at the Patrons
December 22, 2020 15:50 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBA customer screams at patrons for not wearing a mask, Jim is accused immediately. Jim tries to interfere with a bogus Tent theft. Please share this episode to all your family and friends.
Lost Episode Serial Killers
December 19, 2020 19:13 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MBOld Lost Mystery Episode
December 19, 2020 19:12 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBEpisode 358 All I want for Xmas is....a Ponzi scheme!
December 18, 2020 15:34 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBA cold front moves back into Florida which gets Jim on to the History of windows. After almost 4 years Jim laments the dearth of podcasting skills after contemplating a technology purchase. After a commercial for 100% American made Branson Butt plugs the fans are asked to gift Jim with increased listenership through a chain e-mail.
Episode 357 The Money Shot (Vaccine)
December 16, 2020 15:06 - 34 minutes - 32 MBWhat does the denoument of an Adult Video and Covid-19 have in common? The most important "Money Shot". Jim tries to figure out why a lobster would be the design for a dog toy.
Episode 356 Let it Go
December 15, 2020 16:57 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBWhen is a relationship over? Why can't some people get over it? Jim talks about upcoming Winter Storm in the Northeast and someone tries to get him fired.
Episode 355 -Communicating with Smaller Adults
December 12, 2020 19:00 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBEpisode 354 Character Motivations
December 11, 2020 19:40 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MBWhat motivates characters is a main theme in this episode. The former head of the Israeli Space Agency makes the claim that we are on the Galactic Federation wait list. Not the show but our planet.
Episode 353 You Speak so Well!
December 10, 2020 19:24 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MBPapa Joe and Jim discuss left handed compliments. Compliments that are down right insulting. People ask the dumbest questions and Guiliani keeps on getting weirder.
Episode 352 - The Red Nose Mutation
December 09, 2020 19:05 - 41 minutes - 37.7 MBWhy was Rudolph's red nose ever an issue? Santa should have known better and have accepted the future X-man. We review Christmas's of my youth and a big ass tree.
Episode 351 Say No To Crap Gifting
December 09, 2020 16:27 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBWe learn the Florida Keys goes full state of emergency when the Trump goes into the 40s. What is and why is Jim is not a fan of Tchotchkes? We are ranked 120 in Comedy Podcast in Japan, great now give us that Sushi Money.
Episode 350 Sears and Reindeer
December 06, 2020 18:52 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MBRetail choices are dropping precipitously when it comes to shopping locally especially in small towns like Key Largo. Fortunately there are alternatives. Jim covers that topic and relationship advice for those looking for love.
Episode 349 A Covid Christmas
December 04, 2020 18:59 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBLike any podcast an International Audience is not unusual but tell that to someone who hosts a local radio show and see the shock. Jim gives a list of countries that have downloaded episodes. What are the memories going to be for Christmas of 2020?
Episode 348 The Giving Tree
December 02, 2020 18:52 - 39 minutes - 36 MBWhy are names in foreign languages funny to us? Our names can very well be hilarious in other languages. Jim's daughter tells him about the Giving Tree. We have reasons to be optimistic about 2020 and there are ways to get out your funk.
Episode 347 Someone Gently Rapping
December 02, 2020 18:02 - 44 minutes - 41 MBPoppa Joe and Jim start with a discussion of Art in general and Rap Music in particular after a guest criticizes a performance. We wrap with an anonymous submissission of Melania Trump's memoires.
Episode 346 We are Back
December 01, 2020 17:17 - 39 minutes - 35.9 MBAfter an extended break Papa Joe joins Jim for the Holiday prep show.
Episode 345 Nothing is Good or Bad
November 12, 2020 14:10 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBThe weather outside is..... neutral. We talk about Florida Keys clean up after Tropical Storm Eta. What is right, what is wrong can be as difficult as defining up and down. It depends on your perspective. Depending on your perspective. We finish with what in the Holy Hell is going on with listenership in the Russian Federation.
Episode 344 Appropriately Named
November 10, 2020 19:46 - 51 minutes - 47.2 MBWe talk about Hurricane Eta's trip through the Florida Keys. The private lawyer/adviser for DJT spouts conspiracy theory next to the appropriately named Fantasy Island Adult Book store and what is Jim's connection.Is podcasting an art?
Episode 343 Aaron Copland's America
November 06, 2020 15:26 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBWe open with an unusual subject for Jim, Aaron Copland, the composer who developed a distinct American style of Classical Music.. True to form the last part of the show covers parking lot fornicating and such.
Episode 342 Stay away from the Ball Pit!
November 05, 2020 14:43 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MBWe review past shows and topics. Jim remembers what it was like before the Pandemic.
Episode 341 Enough Already!
November 05, 2020 13:59 - 39 minutes - 35.9 MBIt's not all about the Election. Sometimes you have to move on, Jennifer Aniston is not getting back together with Brad Pitt.
Episode 340- 1980 Copper Impala Malibu Station Wagon
November 03, 2020 14:54 - 44 minutes - 40.6 MBThis is not an Impala Station Wagon but close enough. Jim relates a story about relationships in general and the Election in particular.
Episode 339 Miss Natty- not your average Dominatrix
October 29, 2020 20:30 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBMiss Natty May a Dominatrix from Scotland speaks with Jim. We learn all about the virtual BDSM(Bondage, discipline, submissive, dominate, sadism, masochism) culture. The lovely Miss Natty can be found on Twitter and Instagram as missnattymay.
Episode 338 I call Bullsh*t
October 29, 2020 14:34 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MBJim receives an interesting call followed by a somewhat questionable permit.
Episode 337 Heather and Trish from McGeehan's
October 23, 2020 16:15 - 18 minutes - 16.7 MBEpisode 336 Time
October 22, 2020 16:04 - 38 minutes - 35.5 MBThe hardest concept to grasp for some people is Time.
Episode 335 Let the Gladiating Begin
October 20, 2020 18:38 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBDemocracy in action from the Florida Keys, Jim goes out to vote.
Episode 334 -Guess what no Guest
October 15, 2020 14:17 - 36 minutes - 33.1 MBJim goes on about the quest for guest. The ups and downs of being a guest or interviewing them is not easy. Social media has changed what we reveal to people making a private life more difficult.
Episode 333 Centipede
October 13, 2020 18:33 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBJim comes home to a giant centipede attacking his family. We hear about some of the animals that live in the Keys. We also say hello to listeners from all over and a friend sister who listens in Ohio.
Episode 332- WHY?
October 08, 2020 15:03 - 49 minutes - 45 MBJim asks why we have these questions that should be settled by science, reasoning and simple math.
Episode 331 Make America a Shit Show!
October 01, 2020 18:37 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBPapa Joe joins Jim and of course we discuss the biggest topic this week. The future president tries to debate a giant talking pumpkin the results are not pretty. Well it's time to stand back and stand back if you support the giant talking pumpkin. Lastly Jim is getting a new couch, yeah bitches!
Episode 330 Medical Mystery Tour!
September 29, 2020 19:11 - 1 hour - 58 MBJim discusses with Papa Joe his journey to have a tumor removed. We learn that staying in shape is easier than getting in shape.
Episode 329 - Customer Service Fail
September 22, 2020 18:54 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBWell we had a shark attack, someone dies while snorkeling, and tourists are still coming down. Papa Joe tells us about a reservation that totally misses the mark. Jim tells us about his upcoming surgery. Finally we learn how to properly slit a throat.
Episode 328 Change is Inevitable
September 18, 2020 15:27 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBMemories of a High School reunion causes Jim to reflect on how people and things do change. This turns into a reflection on how we view the world.
Episode 327 Poplahoma!!
September 17, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB"Priests and nuns and popes better scurry when I'm out with the Surrey with the fringe on top" Jim tells Joe about a pleasant attitude adjustment after an unfortunate encounter with a mask-hole. They discuss rewrites for classic musicals and how some people only get half the story.
Episode 327 Popelahoma!!
September 17, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB"Priests and nuns and popes better scurry when I'm out with the Surrey with the fringe on top" Jim tells Joe about a pleasant attitude adjustment after an unfortunate encounter with a mask-hole. They discuss rewrites for classic musicals and how some people only get half the story.
Episode 327 Nuns and Priest and Popes Better Scurry
September 17, 2020 17:59 - 10 seconds - 144 KBJim's attitude is turned around by some visitors to the Bar, Papa Joe critiques Jim's plan to rewrite classic musical. If listening live call in (407) 392-4563 or for international listeners live: 9c284bc8976a542b #apple
Episode 326- F*ck your Couch, I'm Rick James!
September 15, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBJim and Papa Joe give you a Keys update. Jim buys a new couch and of course he has to share his experience. Weird concepts for tv shows are not a new phenomena. Call in when live (407) 392-4563 or send questions or comments to [email protected].
Episode 325 Ghost Sex and Working From Home
September 10, 2020 16:40 - 25 minutes - 23.1 MBThese two subjects have little to do with each other except you don't want to be caught having Ghost Sex at work. Probably be a good idea not to be caught having ghost sex at all, eapecially by a ghost you are in a relationship with.
Episode 324- No Line, No Wait, No Shit P
September 09, 2020 18:51 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MBEpisode 324- No Line, No Wait, No Shit
September 09, 2020 18:51 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MBEpisode 323 Ghost Town
September 08, 2020 19:20 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBLee Sharp and Jim talk about the end of tourist. Live shows are not making the impact Jim expected and the future does not look bright for AM Radio.
Episode 322 DISCIPLINE!!!
September 03, 2020 21:56 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MB(407) 392-4563 We talk about another NETFLIX show "Cobra Kai"
Episode 321 The Interview
September 01, 2020 22:59 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBJim and Papa Joe discuss technology for old people, interview tips, how to talk to a racist and we cheat with first call in.