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Episode 548-What Calendar? - Keys Bartender

Jim goes on about the vibes for different Holidays when you are the Service industry. Calendars have contributed to confusion for as long as we have been using them. There are proposals to simplify the process. Please download as many episodes as you can to keep on track to 100,000 downloads.

Christmas Wishes 2021 - Keys Bartender

Christmas Eve

Episode 547- A Philadelphia Salute! - Keys Bartender

Not to be confused with a Salute to Philadelphia the Philadelphia Salute is the endearing double bird. Why are so any people actively cultivating a bad reputation? Thanks to all my loyal listeners and please keep up the downloads.

Episode 546-90 Minute Fiance - Keys Bartender

Another Instagram message from a potential virtual fiance to Jim's Podcast Profile. Jim learns to let go of a resentment at the Gym. Please download as many shows as possible 100,000 downloads by 2022.

Episode 545 - Big Plick-Keys Bartender

A trip to Botanical Gardens are one of the new Holiday Traditions for the Horan Family. A world of change from Jim's old Traditions from 25 years ago. A hint they involved thongs and pasties. Jim asks, All I want from Christmas is........100,000 downloads.

Episode 544-Thanks Alot, Tut - Keys Bartender

On this episode Jim discusses work related stress and some solutions. Not all the regulars get crazy nicknames. Think of some of the things we accept by thinking- Well that's how it is- . Maybe it does not have to be that way. Appeal to my regular listeners , I would like tons of shares and an extra 100,000 downloads. In the immortal words of the manager from OfficeSpace "That would be great!"

Episode 543-The Everyday Resolution - Keys Bartender

We are in the midst of the the Holiday Season you know what that means- Xmas Parties and Resolutions. We talk about our well being and something we can give to those we care for. Thanks for all the downloads.

Episode 542- The Best - Keys Bartender

May not be my Best episode but we will be talking about choicing superlatives. Is Earth over stepping it's authority in the Miss Universe Pageant? Does Episilon Prime get to enter any contestants in the Pageant? Thanks for all the downloads.

Episode 541-Sister Angelina - Keys Bartender

Jim is recovering from a cold as he recalls the impact a certain Nun had on his perception of the Holy Orders. What drinks should you have availible at your home holiday party? Please keep up the downloads , thank you.

Episode 540 Sex Toys in Aisle 3 - Keys Bartender

Jim copes with a mild cold on his day off. Its surprising that people are surprised that sex toys are being sold at big chain pharmacies. What is deviency exactly? Thanks for the downloads loyal listeners, please keep it up.

Episode 539-Cue the A**hole - Keys Bartender

Do you treat attractive people differently? Do you need to come down to an a**hole's level to match their energy or can you just let it go? Mixing lots of liquor together does not always make the best cocktail. Thanks for all the downloads please keep downloading episodes.

Episode 538?-Non Shopper - Keys Bartender

An anti-vax Doctor from the Florida Keys goes to a Anti-Vax conference in Florida, of course. He contracts Covid-19 but not before threatening to spank his 97 year old father who got the vaccine. If you do not like shopping its good to have a plan to occupy yourself when you are with an avid shopper. There is no comfortable way for a grown male to hang out in Victoria Secrets. Keep up the downloads please and thank you.

Episode 537-A Big F U to Iguanas - Keys Bartender

When ordering certain drinks its important to add a few details. A Cardiac Doctor does a commercial that made Jim reconsider his views on advertising. Finally, the Florida Keys have 99 problems but the invasive iguana is'nt in the top 20. Monroe County should rethink it's priorities. Downloads , downloads , downloads, thank you.

Episode 536-Oversharer - Keys Bartender

Jim experiences a brief illness on his "day off". Everything is not Covid related. We talk about the coffee drink. Jim visualizes a Civil War medical tent during his dental visits and uses that image to control his cries of pain. Oversharing is not a problem. Thanks to everyone for the additional downloads, keep it up please(thats what she said).

Episode 535- Scam You Later - Keys Bartender

A car pulls into Jim's driveway looking for a room to rent. The woman says she had been texting with a person with a google phone number in Chicago. Please down load as many episodes as you can, thank you .

Episode 534-Wildwood Days? - Keys Bartender

Jim makes it through Thanksgiving unscathed wth a crap load of food. He rushes through the podcast to avoid the onrushing carb coma due to left overs. Thanks for the downloads, please keep it up to insure the boost to rankings.

Episode 533- Thanksgiving 2021 - Keys Bartender

We try to come up with a seasonal cocktail special for the Holidays. Jim tries to stay in the gratitude mode with little success sometimes. If egg nog is so good why don't you see people drinking it on July 4th. Jim is thankful for all those downloads, thank you listeners please keep it up.

Episode 532-House Guest- Keys Bartender

Thanksgiving a time of gratuity or loathing depending on your perspective. Take it from a bartender at a tourist destination people's behavior can be apalling in group situations. Please keep up the downloads .

Episode 531-Little Romeo - Keys Bartender

We talk about what makes something local and does it matter. An eccentric woman visits the Bar to tell Jim important news. Please keep downloading as many episodes to keep the rankings up.

Episode 530-Everybody's Working for the Weekend? - Keys Bartender

Holidays approaching means extra long hours and much needed revenue for the service industry personnel. You can bet someone has crafted a turkey martini. Taylor Swift never met a relationship she could not turn into a hit.

Episode 529- Old Keys Bartender - Keys Bartender

Whats the difference between a bartender and a mixologists? Is there a difference? A sailboat full of refugees lands in North Key Largo and causes an ado. Watch out for accepting labels from others that don't fit your self-image positively. Thanks to our friends in Philly, New Jersey, Georgia, Tennessee for the extra downloads it has been working. Please keep it up.

Episode 528- Good Head - Keys Bartender

We start out with the importance of clean glassware when bartending. Jim is terrified about the prospects of his daughter with a Driver's Permit. Are you disturbed by people talking to themselve's? Please download as many episodes to keep the podcast ranking high.

Episode 527-They Come and They Go - Keys Bartender

Jim's family makes a tough decision. Working with heavy thoughts in the service industry is not easy. Bad things happen so we are left to make lemonade from lemons.

Episode 526- Adversity University - Keys Bartender

We go through the construction of the Classic shot, the B-52. A new musician performs at the Catch. Adversity is not always bad.

Episode 525- Sleepless in Key Largo- Keys Bartender

Jim wakes up in middle of the night and thinks about mall Santas, background checks, and a small dog with jimmie legs. Please download as many episodes as you can to increase our rankings, thank you Loyal Listeners.

Episode 524 -Prehistoric Turkey - Keys Bartender

Snowstorms, turkeys, robots, and phony friends of the owner are subjects of todays show. Please be sure to share this episode and please download as many past episodes as you can.

Episode 523-Garnish Me Early! - Keys Bartender

Jim wonders while people would go negative on your home town. Why do some feel that there place of origin is so great? The important of garnishes are discussed. Christmas season starts early, Jim proposes an experiment. Please download as many episodes as you can, than you.

Episode 522-What is Real?- Keys Bartender

We start with the construction of a Classic Cocktail, the Gimlet. Move on to the nature of reality and the creation of psuedo religious systems. Jim creates a conspiracy, so you know its fake. Thank you for the additional downloads. !! Call To Action-the efferts are paying off please continue to downlad our episodes.

Episode 521-Who Can Replace Me? A Robot - Keys Bartender

A thunder storm hits the Keys as Jim goes to the Gym. Jim supposes what his dog has to about that. Robots come to the Keys and probably your neighborhood soon. What does this have to do with your employment prospects? A conspiracy theory is developed on air.

Traffic In The Keys- Keys Bartender

Episode 520-Never to Late- Keys Bartender

Miami Beach passes ordinance to close Bars and Nightclubs earlier. We can see both sides of the issue. We talk about the Pina Colada. Thank you Newburgh, IN for the downloads and all our listeners, it is making a difference.

This is a Little One- Keys Bartender

Sometimes size matters.

Episode 519 - Keys Bartender

Costumes, booze , and parties its Halloween 2021. Jim gets some emergency dental work.

Episode 518-Farewell, Friends - Keys Bartender

Two friends from a former place of work pass. Rosewood Caterers in Philadelphia was a place where a group of friends worked together. The cover photo from the left-Chris Plizak(Razz-ma-tazz), Kevin Holiday(Sokolowski-D.J,), Jim, and Brian Sokolowski(D.J.) Brian and Joey you will be missed.

Episode 517- I''ll Take an Old Timey - Keys Bartender

Jim works through some difficulties at home. We review the proper recipe for an Old Fashion. It sounds like a sexual position but it is a cocktail. The light hearted new story of the day, the Penis Plant of Leiden, Holland.

Episode 516-Squid Pro Quo? - Keys Bartender

Jim uses an issue with a government agency as a teachable moment. We review how to order a martini. Roxie, our dog, has been manifesting age related illnesses and reminds us of the circle of life. A prediction is made concerning the influence of the South Korean Netflix series on Halloween costumes.

Episode 515-You Still doing the Pocast? - Keys Bartender

The one question someone asks that lets you know someone does'nt listen. Foul language is an artform. Download all the episodes in case of worldwide apocalypse.

Episode 514- Riverton, NJ - Keys Bartender

Jim does a recap of his trip and how nice it is not to have everything booed before you leave. Restaurants employees are under stress many places. A scam call comes during recording of this episode and we get a rare treat. Thanks to new listeners in Riverton, NJ, Taiwan and India.

Away Up North - Keys Bartender

Sorry episode with the Horan Family in D.C. and Delaware.

Episode 513-A Race of Super Intelligent Chickens - Keys Bartender

Some of the banter between Jim and a particular regular is recounted. Jim attempts to declutter his den. Air travel has gone through changes over the past 4 decades. We wrap up with an old joke. Call to action for our regular listeners:Download as many episodes as you can.

Episode 512- Restaurant Experts - Keys Bartender

Jim runs into new friends from New Jersey, a Coconut becomes the focal point of attention. Everyone who has eaten is now an expert on restaurants. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/james-horan6/support

Episode 512-All Roads lead To Florida City - Keys Bartender

Jim makes a quick trip to the mainland and ponders highway planning. We rehash some old topics.

Episode 511-McGeehan's in Key Largo - Keys Bartender

Friends from Philadelphia visit the Catch. There is nothing like hearing about the silly things you have done in the past. Really some of the things seemed mythologized. A friend back in Philly calls Jim; a Biden supporting, libtard, gay radio boy. JIm has a problem with the radio boy comment, its podcast boy.

Episode 510-Easy for You to Say - Keys Bartender

Busy Thursday night at the Catch Restaurant in Key Largo has Jim wondering about time dysphoria. There are alot of men sporting beards in the Keys. A car problem diagnosis works out for a change. Jim attempts to say some difficult words, words he has a problem pronouncing not something like "your cat has died".

Episode 509- Embarassment - Keys Bartender

Jim has some friends coming into to town for the weekend. Seeing people you have known well but have'nt seen for a while can put the perspective of aging in a different light. We talk about a movie from the 70s. Should we be embarassed about everything or anything? Do people really pay attention to our mistakes the way we think they do?

Episode 508-Long Game - Keys Bartender

Don't get drunk on your first date unless that is your goal. Jim talks about living strategically and tactically.

Episode 507-Beach, Please! - Keys Bartender

An unexpected Sunday off leads to a trip to the Sombrero Beach. Big question of the day what is considered a common courtesy these days. Jim tries several 0.0% alcohol beer.

Episode 506-Questionable Home Security - Keys Bartender

A local news traffic reporter makes an innocent comment that is hilarious. More interesting phone calls to the restaurant. The Cathy,Catch Owner, and Jim have picture in local paper concerning community minded businesses.

Episode 505-Stool Samples - Keys Bartender

This is not an episode where I talk about Sh*t. Jim is getting alot of facebook invites from sham accounts.

Episode 504-I Said No Mayo!!- Keys Bartender

Jim for all his bluster about empathy still looses his cool. A Saga involving involving one of the largest corporations in the World brings perspective to the conversation of what can we control. Is there any control? Jim gets a shot in the ass ....of B-12 and ponders the ethicacy of pre-condimentation.