Narcisistas
171 episodes - Afar - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★★ - 110 ratingsBuckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K? You're welcome!
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EPISODE 98: CUM w/ Remy Kassimir
April 18, 2019 11:54 - 58 minutes - 66.8 MBWil is SPEECHLESS and ready to SIT on a D, Court is a stanky bitch but you think it’s SNATCHED and Leif... Leif is GROSS. It’s another HOT episode of The Narcisistas and Omari hardwick is short you can TELL!!! Our guest today is a pretty COOL person... from the HOW CUM podcast... REMY KASSIMIR! Remy is PARTITION because yes she’s been in the car for 1 1/2 hours but ALSO... she’s covered in cum! Of course she F**KS she’s a Virgo! AAAAH I can’t believe this episode is almost over! Today’s Ep i...
EPISODE 97: SUMMER BODY w/ Bruna Petrillo and Chrissy Cox
April 11, 2019 02:48 - 1 hour - 70 MBWil is so florescent under these new LIGHTS, Court isn’t cursing but it’s written on the LOOK, Leif is 1+1 equals THE NARCISISTAS and joining us today are legends from the “What the FOH” pod it’s Bruna Petrillo and Chrissy Cox! Bruna is feeling DIVA cause there’s NO passengers on her plane and Chrissy is RUNNIN the world cause uh BUH BYE CORPORATE! It’s another HOT episode and today we’re talking SUMMER BODIES!! We’re a little tardy to the party so it’s an unbutton your top button kinda reco...
EPISODE 96: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears BONUS EP w T.Kyle and Bradley Stern
April 04, 2019 01:43 - 1 hour - 91.6 MBCourt is ‘07 VMAS cause she’s giving and everyone’s like GIMME MORE, Wil is intimidated because... it’s RIHANNA and Lei-Fed can’t tell if it’s a Drag Queen or Derrick Barry! Ladies and Gentlegays we’re giving you a BONUS Episode of This B*TCH MISS BRITNEY SPEARS! Joining us on the pod are skinny legends and hosts of the incredible podcast IT’S BRITNEY BITCH! T.KYLE and BRADLEY STERN!!! T.Kyle thought he was balding but he’s just half asleep and Brad is delivering but the only people watchin...
EPISODE 95: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears Pt.6
March 28, 2019 00:56 - 1 hour - 91.9 MBYou wanna party in France?! Well get out your EAR BUDS people! Wil came to tell a fortune teller... NO THANKS, Court is NOT a lawyer but she DOES hang with BRIAN FELLOWS and Leif forgot because he’s in the moment! Let’s conclude this journey that has been Miss Britney Jean Spears!! Brit has had the enthusiasm of a Dollar General employee trying to get home to eat a sandwich so why NOT put her on the X-FACTOR?! Alongside Demi Demi MOORE/LAVATO, Pop Princess Simon Cowell and one of the Kard...
EPISODE 94: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears Pt.5
March 21, 2019 03:01 - 1 hour - 31.4 MBWil’s pu$$y is hangin outta his f**kin because behind the scenes the team is a mess!! As the team Court is feeling HUH?! Oh and our Leif is at PRIDE and he forgot where he is!! It’s Part FIVE of THIS B*TCH BRITNEY SPEARS! The year is 2010 and we’re doin this very METHOD! We all know things get complicated when Brit is a brunette but do we all know 2010 was the second breakdown?! The conservatorship remains even though she’s gone above and BEYONCÉ the call of duty. From a Disneyland haircut...
EPISODE 93: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears Pt.4
March 14, 2019 01:50 - 1 hour - 32 MBWil is like “Gaga is an interesting artist”, Court is like “power of the mind y’all lol” and Leif is dropping his first single for Schitt’s Creek! TOTE it or TOOT it it’s an Oscar B*TCH! It’s also THIS B*TCH BRITNEY SPEARS PART FOUR!!! Our only friend is Britney so let’s get into it! It’s ‘08 which is actually after ‘07 so don’t call it a comeback! So much HOT TEA like WHO in Britney’s life probably has a mullet? From A How I Met your Mother slay to Neyde Spears you’re like it can’t get bett...
EPISODE 92: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears Pt.3
March 07, 2019 03:46 - 1 hour - 34.3 MBGrab your T*TTIES everybody and start thinking YOUNG cause it’s PART THREE of THIS B*TCH MISS BRITNEY SPEARS!! Wil keeps looking better, Leif is K Fed and Court is going for a stint in JAIL! We’re NOT crazy!! We start this one off in the year 2004 with a surprise wedding and an ICONIC Pepsi Super Bowl commercial with the PILLARS of pop! From the gender bias in the music industry to the insane paparazzi culture of the early 00’s to the knee injury that kicked off the CHAOTIC era this episode ...
EPISODE 91: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears Pt.2
February 28, 2019 12:02 - 1 hour - 29.3 MBIt’s time for PART DEUX of our Britney THIS B*TCH series!!! Wil is helping us out of the recession, Court is in FRANCE (but like it’s Orlando) and Leif is glowing from the bad lighting! We “kickoff” (see what we did there) this Ep with a legendary Super Bowl halftime performance with a couple of country ICONS (Nelly and Mary J) and it’s a wig snatching whirlwind from there! Relive all the important Brit moments of the era with your Narcisistas! From gAstronaut Lance Bass to a page full of Ba...
EPISODE 90: THIS B*TCH: Britney Spears
February 21, 2019 00:49 - 1 hour - 29 MBTHIS EPISODE IS SO IMPORTANT. Wil is not a girl... not yet a woman... he’s SO YOUNG! Court is Bey at Brit getting her WHOLE life and OOPS! Leif sporadically combusted again!! We are SO MISTY and we’re NOT going to apologize we’re OBSESSED with Britney Spears! Ladies and Gentlegays it’s the beginning of our THIS B*TCH SERIES: BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS! From Brit’s Southern Baptist beginnings to The Mickey Mouse Club and an iconic Star Search performance shes always had the “X-FACTOR” and even the d...
RE-RELEASE: EPISODE 22: Hoe Sh*t feat: Christina Galston
February 14, 2019 01:24 - 57 minutes - 26.7 MBSaid lil b*tch you can't f**k with us if you wanted to cause we got the one and only Miss Christina Galston in the building! From the top of this episode we are reading rights and spreading the truth! Christina has one of the most powerful Beyoncé check up on its to date and provides us insight on this episodes topic... Hoe Sh*t. We talk Hoes, Hoe Sh*t and F**k Shit. The definitions are shady and the talk is real. Court and Christina almost had a threesome and Wil and Cristina would f**k for...
EPISODE 89: High feat: Petey DeAbreu
February 08, 2019 02:50 - 1 hour - 30.5 MBWil is silencing black twitter, Court is tipsy yet professional and Leif is happy Bey ruined Coachella! It’s another hot Episode if the Narcisistas (not baristas) y’all! Our guest today is the incredibly HIGHarious Petey DeAbreau!! AKA the Bronx Beyoncé AND he’s a Scorpio so you know he’s a freak HAY! Today with Petey we’re talking HIGH. How do we get HIGH and how do we stay UPLIFTED? How bout NOTHING matters you just got to LOVE each other and STOP drinking ODOULS! Whether it’s Dreamgirls c...
EPISODE 88: Dating feat: Ariel Leaty
January 31, 2019 04:04 - 1 hour - 27.9 MBCourt has an ASKEW hair in her mouth, Wil’s got nothin out there for him but DRAG RACE and Leif lays on some HOT Bey shade!! It’s another episode of the Narcisistas! This week we have hilarious angel comedian, Ariel Leaty! Ariel is feeling BLOW and we’re all like... are we gay?! This week we talking DATING and bottom line... you have to force people to be in a relationship with you! PEEYAW!! Hop on your private jet and get a plus ONE to the sex party this one is a journey! From making time t...
EPISODE 87: Sorry
January 24, 2019 03:10 - 54 minutes - 25 MBBy the time you’re reading this Wil might be far away, Court has never done anything wrong in her life and Leif tries to bring Sexy Back but instead drops a HUGE spoiler! It’s a NEW episode of the Narcisistas! We might as well set the studio on fire cause it’s that HOT! Today we’re talking SORRY (I AIN’T SORRY) and it’s RIDICUL dude! SORRY is one of the MAGIC words... when do we say it, when do we not? When are apologies genuine and when are they not (ahem... KEVIN HART)? We get real about w...
EPISODE 86: Didn’t Cha Know?!
January 17, 2019 02:36 - 49 minutes - 22.8 MBWell LOOK who came crawling back... you lil NARCISISTAS B*TCH! Wil is sticky and sweet giving raunchy Bey quotes, Court’s letting a 6 year old handle her finances and Leif’s on her Veganness high horse again!! If you break the internet just know the AUNTIES are gonna be tuned in! Let’s get off the grid shall we?! We got a BRAND NEW pod for ya and she’s called... DIDN’T CHA KNOW?! SINCE we’re HERstory’s most factual based podcast we’re schooling each other and you ALL about fun DIVA facts, ti...
EPISODE 85: Sex Shops feat: Shalewa Sharpe
January 10, 2019 12:09 - 1 hour - 34.3 MBCourt has a tiny inkling she might be stupid, Wil can’t figure out why these people are POOR and Leif uncovers a clone conspiracy! That’s right everybody it’s our first Narcisistas episode of 2019 and we’ve only gotten weirder!! Our guest this week is the extraordinarily hilarious.. SHALEWA SHARPE!!! You may have heard Shalewa on our Golden BDAY Episode but this time you’re gettin the whole shaft people! She’s mid transition from HOLD UP to COUNTDOWN so let’s talk... SEX SHOPS. You might thi...
RE-RELEASE : PORN feat: Joel Kim Booster
January 03, 2019 02:28 - 1 hour - 30.4 MBOh girls it's a steamy one this week on the Narcisistas! We talking PORN and you best believe you ain'tt getting no face in our guests dick pic cause we got our famous BFF, Joel Kim Booster in the studio today! A quick Beyonce check up on it proves once again Wil's over here looking like Blue Ivy Carter while Courtney and Joel are still just wishing they were J Hud. What else is new? On to our subject! PORN. Ever heard of it? We talk our beginnings with it¦ late night HBO, erotic fan fiction...
EPISODE 84: Top 10 of 2018
December 29, 2018 19:01 - 53 minutes - 24.6 MBWe like to party! We like we like to partAY-ay-AY-ay! It’s the FINAL 2018 episode of The Narcisistas y’all! Once we quit Jib-Jabbin around Wil gives a PowerPoint in her tinnnyyyy lil glasses, Court is on her pregnancy COUNTDOWN and Leif is a fierce epic researching a$$ B*TCH! We’re all workshopping our new 2019 catchphrase so let’s RECAP our Top Moments of 2018! From family kisses and Superheros trying to make you straight to streaming a pixelated as hell Beyoncé... bottom line is you gotta ...
EPISODE 83: A Very NARCISISTAS Christmas
December 20, 2018 03:27 - 40 minutes - 18.5 MBHappy HO HO HO-lidays errrbody! Wil is on a week long Tina styled video shoot, Court is on the cover of the Christmas album lookin CORNY and Leif is all of the sudden COOL!! That’s right ladies and elves it’s a very NARCISISTAS CHRISTMAS! NO we HAVEN’T heard Mariah’s Christmas anthem but we ARE breaking down the holiday BUG-A-BOOS and BUG-A-DOOS! This Ep is mostly about what’s grindin on your pu$$! There’s too many people in NYC... but you know the Camry don’t got 4wheel drive... and you got...
EPISODE 82: Immigration feat: Dr. Lindsay Hanson
December 13, 2018 12:18 - 46 minutes - 21.1 MBCourt is very DC3 our other friends aren’t here so we’re gonna fight over who’s Beyoncé, Wil is interviewing Aaliyah and it’s like should we F**K no let’s protect the friendship and Leif isn’t stalling he’s flipping through the Bible! A big HAY B*TCH to all our listeners... It’s another episode of The Narcisistas! Our guest today is the beautiful legend and Philadelphia based Immigration attorney... Dr. Lindsay Hanson!! She’ll do surgery but first she’s serenading the Obamas! Today we’re tal...
EPISODE 81: Meme feat: Harry Hill
December 06, 2018 12:29 - 52 minutes - 24.1 MBWil is like yea I did that... what’s this a Bonfire?! Court is crying on the floor with a slight hangover and Leif is VOTE BETO holding down his girl B! It’s another episode of THE NARCISISTAS!! Wait wait... Listen for the Balenciagas... that’s right our guest this week is Harry Hill! Harry is giving us nose choreography because we Tyra’d it right out of him! Today we’re talking... MEMES.. it’s not a word it’s a lifestyle as in look at this MEME... fine I’ll live! We cover so much today from...
EPISODE 80: Hot Mess feat: The Hot Mess Comedy Hour Podcast
November 29, 2018 02:21 - 1 hour - 30.8 MBWil is Phoni Braxton baritone sexxxi, Court is HAUNTED sexxxy in the cinema and Leif is at the dang Olympics!! It’s another episode of The Narcisistas!!! Today we’re talking HOT MESS and joining us are the STUNNING women from The Hot Mess Comedy Hour... Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin!! Andrea is a crazy horndog©️ riding a D*CK shaped airplane and Emily is UPGRADING your non VVS A$$ in head to toe Juicy Velour! YES we all agree Beyoncé should be ILLEGAL!! You’re gonna wanna DJ yourself for the...
EPISODE 79: Thank Youz
November 22, 2018 04:46 - 39 minutes - 18 MBThank you for being a... B*TCH!!!! GALZ we hope you got your leggings on because you’re gonna get STUFFED!! It’s an episode of THANK YOUS (with a Z). Courtney is a very vintage show called Punk’d, Wil is commercially viable lowest price of the season and Leif has a check-in-up-on-it that has us calling our doctors!! If you’re not drunk listening to this... you need to sue your family! From Taylor not releasing any music to the HIVE playing clue on these hoes we have SO much to be thankful fo...
EPISODE 78: Cultural Appropriation feat: Dark Tank’s Yedoye Travis
November 15, 2018 12:22 - 47 minutes - 21.6 MBThe Narcisistas have joined forces with fellow Brain Machine baby DARK TANK! It’s the podcast that teaches you that your white friends (Courtney) are BAD (NOT in a GOOD way) First things first BEYONCÉ. Yedoye is BEST friends with Frank Ocean and he won’t SHUT UP about it, we’re FINALLY BOYCOTT-ing Wil and Court’s just hangin with her GANGSTAS!! *SKRRT SKRRT SKRRT* We go through the blinding white SHADE of Dark Tank’s reviews and find a little time to throw Justin Timberlake some as well! Let...
EPISODE 77: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.4
November 08, 2018 02:03 - 1 hour - 33.3 MBLOOK OUT! Real thick VAGINA coming thru! Wil knows they hope he falls but winning is his PROTOCAL so no SOAP when he showers WOW! Court is serving Ice Age at the Kids Choice Awards aka BASIC-ly FAMOUS and Leif gives us FULL residency GAY!! It’s the FINAL episode of THIS B*TCH NICKI MINAJ series!!! What a journey it has been! PHWEF-SKI-DOOP we got the wigs right! 2017 starts with a MEEK split, SHETHER airing all the queens laundry and a David Guetta/Vern Troyer mix up!! You MUST pay attention...
EPISODE 76: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.3
November 01, 2018 01:57 - 1 hour - 34.1 MBCourt’s not gettin any second opinions for her tiny TRASH teeth, Wil’s got a dick in his face not givin a F$&K and Leif is being the GAYEST he’s ever been! Come on GIRLZ let’s SPIRAL on into the Nicki hot tea cause it’s THIS B*TCH NICKI MINAJ PART 3! From 2011 when the bob was from her tippy toes to the High J Blidge in the back all the way through to a Narcisistas EAT MY A$$ like a cupcake controversy we give you all things ONIKA! An Egyptian cheerleader at the SuperBowl, A Starships pop of...
EPISODE 75: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.2
October 24, 2018 23:48 - 1 hour - 31.8 MBWil is OVER-LAYERED at the VMAS... it’s SICKENING... but mostly SICK, Court aka the BOOZE HOUND *woof woof* is now at an Anaconda werkout a week and she is LOVING this EP! Our BOY TOY couldn’t sound WHITER and he is FEELING that sweet sweet A$$ of his! YES ladies and gentleman we keep making LEIF GAYER!!! It’s PART II of our Nicki Minaj THIS B*TCH SERIES!!! Put your helmets on because we about to cover the Minaj EXPLOSION to superstardom! From 2009 with the Young Money Squirrels to the Pink ...
EPISODE 74: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.1
October 18, 2018 11:22 - 57 minutes - 26.3 MBLike like I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewinsky, Nicki the Ninja, Nicki the Boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie... Like I mean I don't even know why you girls haven’t STARTED THE EPISODE ALREADY?! It’s the first part of our newest THIS B*TCH series... NICKI MINAJ!!! That’s right we’re covering our QUEEN from QUEENS!! Court & Wil are both in the STOOD (that’s what we call the studio now) feeling MTV DOC BO$$ B*TCH REALNESS! We even monologue it out because “We’re human beingsss!” The ‘ol Leif is feelin...
EPISODE 73: Travel
October 11, 2018 17:40 - 59 minutes - 27.2 MBOur first single “WHO DAT TIT” premieres up top! That’s right it’s a VERY special episode of The Narcisistas! Court is Witchcraft allegations, Wil is Crystal Pepsi B... technically flop but like a slay HIVE exclusive and Leif’s got all these open mic Feyoncè’s trying to be her! Vroom vroom daddy swipe swipe get outta your comfort zone but get a side car for Court & Wil because the subject today is TRAVEL and the SUBurban Dictionary definition is CREDIT CARD DEBT. That’s right we’re talking E...
EPISODE 72: HOT T*TTIES: End of SUMMER MADNESS
October 04, 2018 15:31 - 1 hour - 37.7 MBWil is end of the tour Storm-inspired Vivienne SNATCHIN you BALD, Court is out here MILKIN the BIRKS in some Forever 21 TIMELESS CLASSICS and Leif is reminding us this is a pro-witch platform! Ladies you better dab off your t*tties... because these topics are SPICY HOT!!! It’s a NARCISISTAS HOT T*TTIES EP!!! Where should we start... hmm... how about... BEYONCÉ IS A WITCH?!?! SURE not as witchy as Stevie... but we did get her Bootylicious sample... is this what Kitty Kat is really about... WA...
EPISODE 71: Standup feat: Amy Shanker
September 27, 2018 02:06 - 1 hour - 28.8 MBWil is so HAUNTED his dick jumps, Court has a UTERUS related bomb to drop, Amy is HOLD UP I’m a SINGLE LADY but I hate men, Leif is stomping on Yeezy in a clear wedge and for the love of BEYONCÉ we’re all APP women... but then again who doesn’t love Mozzarella sticks? 3/4 of THESE Narcisistas F$&K men PEOPLE! Thats right... we’re talkin STANDUP COMEDY!!! When did Amy start Standup and more importantly... how long ago was that? Are female comics that raunchy or is biiiitttcccchhhhhh just fun ...
EPISODE 70: Horror feat: Chris Calogero
September 20, 2018 02:04 - 1 hour - 32.8 MBThe sound is coming from inside... The Mrs. Carter World Tour!!! Any questions?! Our guest today is a FEISTY lil punkin head voodoo doll in a Bulls bodysuit FEELIN HERSELF! The incredibly hilarious sweetie baby comedian... CHRIS CALOGERO! Despite Leif’s sneeze Chris is BACK in the Brain Machine studio to talk... HORROR!!! This is not just the Sunday scaries people! We wanna see some HEADS get CUTOFF! If you didn’t have a life in high school GIRLLLL you’re going to relate to this pod! The Sh...
EPISODE 69: GOLDEN B-DAY LIVE SHOW feat: T. Kyle, Alex English, Sam Taggart and The Good, The Dad and The Ugly
September 13, 2018 17:33 - 1 hour - 39.1 MBComedian Shalewa Sharpe kicks it off by teaching us that while there’s always some EGO you MUST throw some gloves on in the HEAT! Ladies and Gentlegays!! It’s another LIVE Narcisistas!! It’s WIL’S GOLDEN 30th!! The theme is PRESENT much like our presence... but don’t worry there’s only gonna be Glitter to the curb because we UBER NOW! Take a journey with us through Court’s Grammy getup and Wil’s three outfit changes! SPOILER ALERT Muy Thai is FUN TO SAY! It’s quite the night even the QUEEN M...
EPISODE 68: Marriage feat: Brittany Bensley
September 08, 2018 00:24 - 54 minutes - 24.9 MBThe Narcisistas are goin to the chapel and they’re feeling... PACIFICALLY the BUNS! Lower than usual SURE but THICK, TIGHT, SHINY and ICONIC none the less! Have you ever wanted to hear Beyoncé’s UMPH of a song... but worse? Then you’re going to LOVE this Ep so much you’ll wanna MARRY IT! That’s right today we’re talking... MARRIAGE! How do you get married? Easy! Ruin your mans life and get a one-sided prenup in your favor! Apparently Wil likes boys and he’s trying to burn the gays, Jesus lik...
EPISODE 67: New York City Feat: Tom Delgado
September 08, 2018 00:20 - 1 hour - 34.5 MBJoining The Narcisistas in the LOUVRE... I’m sorry The Brain Machine recording studio this week is Comedian, Film Maker and NYC Historian Tour Guide.. TOM DELGADO!! Let’s get into it! Wil is APE$HIT recycled hair-dos commanding the room EFFORTLESSLY, Court is getting Jay-Z together but in a lipliner because she found HERSELF, Leif misses the Obamas but they’re busy dancing at OTRII and Tom is singing HALO at a Singapore Hospital because The Narcisistas are SICKening! This week the subject i...
EPISODE 66: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.3
August 18, 2018 13:19 - 1 hour - 38.1 MBWe KNOW it’s what a girl wants so The Narcisistas are BACK with the final installment of This B*tch: CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! Apologies the HOSTESS with the MOSTESS and LIL DEBBIE herself are very not myself tonight… Christina merTURY is in retrograde! It’s a VERRYYY Self-Titled Beyoncé but in a TOO thin Christina LIBERATED kinda way this Ep! It’s 2008/2018 WHO’S TO SAY when we jump back into it with our queen. We talk motherhood, greatest hits (it keeps on getting better? Interesting…) If y...
EPISODE 65: HOT T*TTIES: OTRII TOUR TWICE
August 08, 2018 11:40 - 1 hour - 29.8 MBThe Narcisistas saw The Carter’s On The Run TWO TOUR… TWICE! We were also all blessed TWITH TWO VOGUE COVERS?!! FUP-SKA-DOOP Y’ALL! What an earth shattering week! We cover the NJ nightmare and the rain delay that SHOCKED the Gram! Grab the Merch and run for cover honey… There’s a white man in a polo!!!! We cover show HIGHLIGHTS and we provide a little FEEDBACK! Not SHADE! It’s HIVE FEEDBACK! We have no LIFE! She’s better than the HYPE! Truth is there is no happier time than at a Beyoncé conc...
EPISODE 64: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.2
August 02, 2018 10:51 - 1 hour - 28.4 MBCourt is making out with Madonna, Wil is Lotus the BODY is what the summer is GETTING and Leif is too uneducated and too URBAN to clean her ACT up! We pick back up on our ICONIC series THIS B*TCH with part TWO of CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! The year is 2002, the album is STRIPPED, the vibe is “lemme sing about my coochie AND my feelings” and the results are LEGEND! We cover the album from it’s balls out FEMINIST message to all the backlash from the haters… side note (JESSICA SIMPSON) you can’t judg...
EPISODE 63: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.1
July 27, 2018 04:01 - 1 hour - 28.5 MBA Genie told Leif he wasn’t gay, can’t hold Wil down she’s in Terry cloth coochie cutters and Court is too dirty to clean her act up! That’s right the definition is DEFINITION the fragrance and the Arm-ography is on the go! Ladies and Gentleman it’s THIS B*TCH… CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!! We cover this BEAUTIFUL Germish pop star from her Staten Island roots to the Mickey Mouse Club. RCA said throw on some orange Abercrombie pants, put her in an abandon carnival with some sexy teens and the rest is...
EPISODE 62: HOT TITTIES: EMMY NOMS
July 19, 2018 01:50 - 1 hour - 31.1 MBLet’s kick it off with a little *NSYNC for the July *NSTINK weather! Wil is feeling very “how does she sit down in those with a statement shoe” because I don’t know it’s the LOOK! Court is World Cup French stadium realness and Leif tries to Genie in a Bottle but we shame him into discussing some Onion fake news! What can we say his feed is business ours is casual! Let’s get to the episode! This might be one of our most serious Eps yet! For gods sake it’s EMMY NOMINATIONS!! Ain’t no foolery t...
EPISODE 61: COMMUNICATION
July 13, 2018 05:45 - 55 minutes - 26 MBIt’s HOT as HELL, EVERYTHING is stank, Wil is standing on the sun at HMMM?! Court is ol’ helmet head coasting on an OCEAN of emotions and you need to SNATCH your tickets to Leifchella NOW! We hope you get what we’re talking about because today’s Ep is on… COMMUNICATION! Courtney should’ve majored in it instead of cursing out a linebacker… but what are ya gonna do?! The Narcisistas talk about it all from misinterpreting texts to falling asleep while your boyfriend is talking to you! The inter...
EPISODE 60: AMERICA
July 06, 2018 00:37 - 46 minutes - 21.9 MBLeif is stuck in the corner hot and horny for The Carters, Wil is OTRI Black & White American flag scary Super Bowl realness and Court is a hungry, sweaty, flawless mess serving full concept stop motion vid. You guys get it! We’re talking AMERICA! So Happy 4th to the entire Ferrera family! Right up top! We’ll never stop listening to Everything is Love but we gon’ give Drake his album love minute! Since the subject is AMERICA not ZIKA let’s get to the point! America’s “best country in the wor...
EPISODE 59: THE GOOD, THE NARCISISTAS & THE UGLY feat. Casey James Salengo & Patrick Schroeder
June 28, 2018 03:42 - 1 hour - 30.2 MBWhen daddy’s away the girls will play! This week the Narcisistas are joined by the straight(ish) boys from the very popular and chic podcast The Good, The Dad & The Ugly! The Dad (Will Winner) is out of town so it’s just the Pathetic Diabetic and the Weapon of Mass Seduction in the studio and boy is it a hot one! Casey is SUMMER and Patrick is Da Brat ‘cause they’re both hot and horny! Meanwhile Courtney is swollen in a kick flare and Wil is Yoncé sneezing from her b-hole! That’s right the...
EPISODE 58: EVERYTHING IS LOVE feat. Sequine Lee
June 21, 2018 16:10 - 1 hour - 32.9 MBEVERYTHING IS LOVE!!! AAH! We have SO MUCH to talk about and since Leif is back on his bullshit we got our truly best Judy joining us in the studio today! Stylist to the stars…SEQUINE LEE!!! The Carters have blessed us with a SURPRISE album causing we’re sure some of you your own personal 9/11
EPISODE 57: DADS feat. David Maginnis
June 14, 2018 04:18 - 54 minutes - 25.5 MBNARCISISTAS FANS WE ARE YOUR FATHAAA! So Happy Father’s Day to US! Courtney’s spray tan is making white people uncomfortable, Wil is Dangerously in Love with his Dad and Leif still can’t stop being Cardi B! It’s time for some Daddy lessons here on The Narcisistas y’all! We talk memorable moments with our dads from Madame Tussaud’s trips to watching a beaded up Venus Williams at the US Open. What lessons did we learn and want to pass on? What qualities do we look for in our babies daddies? If...
EPISODE 56: MAGICK feat. Anielle Reid
June 07, 2018 11:23 - 1 hour - 30.2 MBSorry we’re late, we’re RICH! The Narcisistas are BACK and this week we’re gettin witchy and we’re gettin bitchy! After a very disrespectful Diet Coke interruption we find out that white women love Courtney, Wil is curious about his funeral and Leif is the reason there will never be a Parks & Rec reunion! I know we’re all FLABER-f$&ing-GHASTED. Thank goodness we have our BB homemaker ANIELLE REID in the studio with us today! We’re talking MAGICK (and not just Effie’s daughter in Dreamgirls) ...
EPISODE 55: LEIF
May 31, 2018 02:30 - 1 hour - 28.6 MBWho needs Mary Mary when ya got us?! It’s another episode of the Narcisistas! This week in honor of our dear Leif’s birthday… we’re doing an entire episode on all things LEIF!!! The Narcisistas about to get PUNK as F$&@! First things first we bow to our queen but it’s an AGAINST ME(!) check-in today children! Court’s a fun anarchist, Leif is a little SKA at the Winter Olympics And Wil is Blacked me out! It’s tart time so you know what they say… light it up three times! Our buttholes are open...
EPISODE 54: HOT TITTIES
May 24, 2018 01:35 - 1 hour - 35.4 MBGrab an ice pack girls because your nips are gonna be on fire! It’s another HOT TITTIES episode of The Narcisistas! Oh boy do we all have a CANABILISM Swag about us today ladies and gentleman. Perhaps it was because it was the FIRST Monday in May the MET GALAAA and we’ve got SO MUCH to say! Who gave us life… SOLANGE! SZA! ZENDAYA! UM Migos in a Destiny’s Child Versace variation?! And who lost is for us… is that Nicki Minaj or Hottie from Flavor of Love?! Is that Jane Fonda at Brunch or a Kar...
EPISODE 53: This B*tch: Cardi B Pt.2
May 18, 2018 03:39 - 1 hour - 34.5 MBWASHPOPPIN Narcisistas?! It’s the final installment of the This B*ch Cardi B episodes!!! Wil wants you to suck on a pink dildo, Courtney is craving chicken Caesar salads and Leif is in Balenciaga socks!! That’s right ladies we’ve all been changed by our love for this bishhhh! We start off deep into Love & Hip-Hop and then get into the MUSIC!!! From the mixtape that started it all, to the bag, to the fixed teeth, and of course… the Nicki beef… it’s all there! ALSO what in the F*** does Bodak ...
EPISODE 52: HOT TITTIES: BEYCHELLA PT.2
May 03, 2018 02:17 - 1 hour - 31.1 MBStill can’t stop talking about #beychella??! We know you was shook… BUT did you see it LIVE?! Buzzz buzz b*tches THE NARCISISTAS got ALLLLL the first hand TEA OF QUEEN B!! LISTEN UP BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE MAKE BETTER MUSIC!!! BLUE BLESS ALL OF US!!!!!! IF you are still ALIVE and in the HIVE then rate, review, SUBSCRIBE! As always visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more ON THE WORLDS GREATEST LIVING ENTERTAINER .
EPISODE 51: This B*tch: Cardi B Pt.1
April 27, 2018 02:59 - 54 minutes - 25.3 MBWil is Parkwood Entertainment and Courtney is busy organizing her CD tower for B2K. Thank god for Leif who’s been up to his NECK in Cardi B literature! Ladies and Gentleman it’s the THIS B*TCH: CARDI B episode!! Listen as The Narcisistas tell you how Instagram sparked the meteoric rise of regular schmegular Belcalis Almanzar from the Bronx into a chart-topping rap diva! How stripping saved her life, where the name Cardi B originates from and most importantly what she does with Beyoncé’s left...