Narcisistas
171 episodes - Afar - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★★ - 110 ratingsBuckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K? You're welcome!
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EPISODE 50: HOT TITTIES: BEYCHELLA PT.1
April 19, 2018 00:04 - 51 minutes - 23.9 MBRATE REVIEW SUBSCRIBE www.narcisistas.com
EPISODE 49: Spring Cleaning
April 12, 2018 02:48This episode will blow the curls right off Matthew Morrison’s head so get your bees in the hive and dust off your ACTRESS FIRST Grammy we’re talkin SPRING CLEANING! Court has her man locked in their apartment, Leif is shy about his third leg and Wil is droppin these dusty hoes because we flowering out here girl! Spring brings to light all the bullshit once hidden by the snow so let those f**k boys melt away! We talk cleaning closets we talk eating ass it’s a classic episode of The Narcisista...
EPISODE 48: HOT TITTIES
April 06, 2018 01:20 - 55 minutes - 25.7 MBHoly smokes folks! Court is eating a Turkey sandwich in Smart Guy, Wil is in Marcy with Gloria and Leif has a Magnum Situation-ship! It’s a new episode of The Narcisistas and it’s our first ever HOT TITTIES (FRESH OUT THE TOASTER) edition! We’re talking hot trending topics only this Ep! Who in the M$ER F$%NG S#IT bit Beyoncé?! When the queen says jump The Narcisistas say MURDER. So the world best watch out! Before it gets too heated we do a classic Vivica pivot! Miss Fox was gettin D from Fi...
EPISODE 47: Identity feat: Casey James Salengo
March 30, 2018 03:31 - 1 hour - 39.7 MBLadies and Gentleman… Joining us in the studio is hottest man to ever live, the very muscular, the very hilarious, 4th time guest, so crazy hot, Mr. Casey James Salengo! Court and Casey are doing Blow on the OTRII tour, Wil’s working 9 to 5 just to stay alive and Leif wants to be bidding on art but his dicks too big! Girlllllll it is an episode of big reveals! 50% of the room was on Molly the night before recording so it’s time to question who in the hell we are! We’re talking IDENTITY! Emph...
EPISODE 46: $hit feat: Nick Naney
March 22, 2018 17:31 - 52 minutes - 24.4 MBLadies and Gentleman not to freak you out but this might be the funniest episode of not only The Narcisistas but of the entire history of podcasts. The topic today is SH*T. That’s right we talking shit b*tch so literally push thru! Joining us in the studio is the funniest person that ever lived Nick Naney. Nick is a hilarious comedian as well as an expert on poop (or it’s sexy cousin cum). This pod is more FACTUAL than Oprah’s legendary poop episode! What’s normal when it comes to the stuff?...
EPISODE 45: Meditation feat: Abby Feldman
March 15, 2018 01:29 - 1 hour - 30.3 MBCome for the BOOBS and stay for the ENLIGHTENMENT on this very inspiring episode of The Narcisistas this week! Joining us in the studio is the host of “Moist” the very incredible, Abby Feldman! Courtney ate four vegetables so she’s basically vegan, Wil is trying to be fat as hell at Coachella, Abby is just a sexy single lady trying to get outta the dick cloud and Leif’s straight so he better watch it! The subject today is MEDITATION so naturally we learn that a surprising amount of food can ...
EPISODE 44: LIVE! feat: Christopher Palu
March 09, 2018 12:12 - 1 hour - 30.8 MBThe powerful and hilarious Ahri Findling kicks off the Narcisistas FIRST LIVE EPISODE! Recorded March 3rd 2018 in Bushwick BK the girls are serving you Athletic Casual C*nt and they got NO F*CKS TO GIVE! Courtney is a lot of things but regular is not one of them, Wil can’t seem to remember what city we are in and Leif was late but don’t worry she brought vegan fruit snacks to the Grammys! Obviously up first we discuss the Beyoncé bomb drop! B!!!! Once we get it together our incredible guest...
EPISODE 43.5: Oscars Recap
March 07, 2018 04:20The 90th annual Academy Awards happened last Sunday! You know The Narcisistas love to watch rich people suck each other’s D*CKS… especially if it’s in a gorgeous gown! So listen up while we give you the rundown of the GAY SUPERBOWL! Wil is letting Court feel her Jennifer Hudson power but all she’s feeling is a Tina Knowles term project! Leif is having so much sex it’s making us all feel like award winners! First off we would like to thank death for taking a break this year because we got a l...
EPISODE 43: Fear
March 01, 2018 03:16 - 1 hour - 28.9 MBThe only thing we have to FEAR is FEAR ITSELF… also Beyoncé dropping a new album while we don’t have WiFi!!! Thats right the Narcisistas are in the studio today talking FEAR! We cover real life fears versus our own internal fears, how do our fears evolve as we age? Also is the fear of death truly the fear of not living your life to it’s fullest? Also what do we mean by “snore outta ya butthole” and of course we cover the fear of defamation of bone structure while being drawn! All the big fea...
EPISODE 42: This B*tch: Rihanna Pt.3
February 23, 2018 17:06 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBIt’s the FINAL installment of the Rihanna x The Narcisistas THIS B*TCH series so to the Rihanna files we go! Courtney is cracked out in a YSL coat and her urban friend Wil is thickkk because the food is BOMB so let them lead the wayoncè through 2012 Ri to present day diva mogul. She gave us the strip club anthem, worked out some demons with Eminem, gave us BBHMM complete with a movie, titties and blood! Just when you think it couldn’t get any better she gives us the most “Rihanna” Rihanna hi...
EPISODE 41: This B*tch: Rihanna Pt.2
February 15, 2018 02:49 - 1 hour - 37.2 MBOh NA NA… Rihanna that B*TCH! The Narcisistas are BACK with part DEUX of our Rihanna “This B*tch” series! We can’t get enough of this woman!! She’s been through it all and now she’s transformed herself to be the beacon of light we all needed (with a little help from our friends at Doritos) From the David Guetabutt collab to the full head of RED HAIR. THE HAIR! THE RED! She might not be the only girl in the world but she’s certainly the most influential. We didn’t drink coconut water until Ri...
EPISODE 40: This B*tch: Rihanna Pt.1
February 09, 2018 00:45 - 1 hour - 41.1 MBThe “This B*tch” series continues with the one and only… her Army is the Navy… the Island Princess herself MISS ROBYN RIHANNA FENTY!!!! OH YA YA YA! The Narcisistas have SO much to say on this Part ONE of THREE episode series about our beautiful gift from god! Beyoncé is the sun, Solange is the moon, Mariah is the wind and RIRI IS FIREEEE! She is the ORIGINAL street style icon… from literally selling clothes on the streets of Barbados to serving us early 2000’s Def Jam satin halter dress REA...
EPISODE 39.5: This B*tch: Justin Timberlake (Super Bowl Bonus)
February 07, 2018 02:12Cry Me a River JT or as the Narcisistas been callin him… “Just Trash” we saw the Super Bowl Halfass show and we were NOT impressed! We wanted to be your girlfriend, you rocked our body with Justified gave us the sexiest futuristic beats… we lived for you! So now #timesup to discuss where it all took a turn and how this past Sunday was… JUST TRASH. We really can’t wait till baby you’re GONE. If you #teamJanet then take a listen, get into the family, RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE and visit www.narc...
EPISODE 39: Characters feat: Mary Houlihan
February 01, 2018 03:12 - 1 hour - 34.9 MBThe Narcisistas are bad girls and they friends bad too.. that’s why we are joined in the studio today with the baddest the hilarious and talented… Miss Mary Houlihan! Oh boy it’s like we all watched a live performance of Skeleton Key because we are all SICK and HORNY in the studio today. The topic is CHARACTERS and we’re not just saying dumb hot characters like Mary and Courtney we’re paying homage to all the GREATS. The Queens… Catherine O’Hara. Jennifer Coolidge. Maya Rudolph. Miss Swan… a...
EPISODE 38: This B*tch: Mariah Carey Pt. 2
January 19, 2018 00:46 - 1 hour - 44.7 MBIt’s part deux of our deep diva dives with the elusive chanteuse herself Miss Mariah Carey! We are covering Mariah from 2001 when she was reborn a Virgin… records artist to present day NYE legend. TRL takeovers, Precious makeup touch-ups and Glitter dreams… call your senators folks this b*tch needs to be running the country! Courtney’s fully dunked in the tub, Wil is getting these dusty hoes together and Leif is SMASHING everyone! Listen we all know Jermaine Dupree is a witch and Nick Cannon...
EPISODE 37: This B*tch: Mariah Carey Pt. 1
January 11, 2018 12:03 - 1 hour - 35 MBLook in the sky! It’s a Butterfly! It’s a Rainbow! No it’s gift from God MARIAH CAREY! Ladies and Lambs it’s our first EVER THIS B*TCH DIVA DEEP DIVE! Naturally the first diva we chose is legendary vocalist Mariah Carey! Me and Mariah go back like… well let’s just say NOT Mekhi Phifer’s hair piece in 8 Mile. The girls did their homework this week and we’re bringing you all the Mariah TEA! Our first EVER Mariah check in (sorry Bey)! Wil is feeling like he went from gutterbutt to NYE, Courtney...
EPISODE 36: Christmas
December 21, 2017 04:47 - 1 hour - 28.8 MBFeliz Navidad bitch and a happy Mrs. Mariah Christmas Cannon season to you! It’s the Christmas episode of the Narcisistas! We cover a lot of ground this episode so wear a comfortable heel! We reminisce on our Grandpa falling in the tub, evil Norwegian elves and of course that time Beyoncé ruined Christmas! After a deep dive into Tina Knowles Instagram we get serious… What would you get Beyoncé for x-mas? We know it’s a lot but just when you think it couldn’t get any better HI YELLO IS BACK W...
EPISODE 35: Best of 2017: What Gets You Harder?
December 14, 2017 07:17 - 1 hour - 136 MBAnother “BEST OF” episode from the Narcisistas and good god Wil is alone in the studio today! That’s right bitch she’s BACK by popular DEMAND. She guides us through the “best of” of our fave game “What gets you Harder?” The game is basically would you rather… but with your other head…that’s right everybody we got our hands on all the guests dicks and we never let go! This Ep includes some of America’s hottest comedians including Casey James Salengo, Kyle Ayers, Myka Fox, Joel Kim Booster and...
EPISODE 34: Best of 2017: This B*tch
December 07, 2017 02:09It’s the first “BEST OF” episode of the Narcisistas ladies and gentleman and let us just tell you… it NASTY as hell. Courtney is alone in the studio today (so it’s more like a “BREAST OF” come on we’re having fun) and she unprofessionally guides you as we revisit the sexiest winners, the funniest losers and the baddest b*tches of the game that started it all… THIS B*TCH. The shade is so real this episode it might even turn you gay! So why don’t you sit back, relax, take a listen, strike a po...
EPISODE 33: Flexibility feat: Anthony Javier Savoy
November 30, 2017 00:50 - 56 minutes - 26.5 MB**DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded months ago! But she’s still fresh as hell! So listen up!** Oh the SADE OF IT ALL this episode ladies and gentlemen! Today we’re talking FLEXIBILITY with gorgeous and talented premiere ballerina Anthony Javier Savoy! NOW it ain’t gonna be like Save The Last Dance BUT there will be a white girl getting laughed at by black people! So it’s gonna be a lot of fun! Courtney’s licking her own tit and Leif’s building a sandcastle YAWN. Thank god Anthony can S...
EPISODE 32: Gratitude
November 23, 2017 21:44t’s GRATITUDE not ATTITUDE this week on the Narcisistas! We’re talking what we are thankful for this Holiday season and reflecting on our most cherished and most drunk holiday memories. Courtney is Matthew Morrison, Leif got a tumor cause he’s pretty and Wil’s just out here trying to get a Popeyes Chicken sponsorship! We’re dishing dishes, dishing out shade and remaining grateful that we live in a time where Beyoncé could drop an album at any moment. We are so thankful for each other this ye...