Narcisistas
171 episodes - Afar - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★★ - 110 ratingsBuckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K? You're welcome!
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Episodes
EPISODE 145: THIS B*TCH: Lady Gaga Pt.6
March 19, 2020 17:01 - 1 hour - 65 MBHey SISTAS (sisters if you White) Mercury is in retrograde and we’re drunk so buckle up! Wil is FASHION because you gotta live your fantasy, Court is hosting SNL cause she does comedy and Leif needs to eat a dang burger! It’s Gaga PART 6!! Where were we... ARTPOP?! We discuss all things Artpop even if Gaga doesn’t remember! Where’s the justice Alaska?!! Blackout is arguable FOR SURE Britney’s best album and hey Cheek to Cheek is no SELF-TITLED but how about a SNL slay, A Thanksgiving special...
EPISODE 144: THIS B*TCH: Lady Gaga Pt.5
March 12, 2020 12:54 - 1 hour - 73.6 MBCourt is TELEPHONE cause Bloomberg sucks, Wil is Stupid in Love with Gaga and Leif’s look is made of coffee filters!! It’s THIS B*TCH LADY GAGA PT.5!! The PEEYAW is back because the people demanded it so let’s jump right in! From Judas (I’m your holes Jesus) to Edge it Glory (the video that started Coronavirus) all we can say is You and I is our favorite Pink song!! We’re horny for a cornfield and Gaga’s new man so WHO’S A LESBIAN NOW!?! OMG and the VMAS! Britney and Jo Calderon introducing ...
EPISODE 143: THIS B*TCH: Lady Gaga Pt.4 w/ Pamela Ross
March 05, 2020 16:04 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBWill is on the Edge of Glory, Court is the meat dress (NOW) and Leif is putting together a computer...? It’s Lady Gaga THIS B*TCH Part FOUR! Joining us in the studio is hilarious comedian Pamela Ross! Pamela is working security in the bubble dress giving ICONIC Gaga the good witch! We pick back up in 2010 after QUITE a 2009! Gaga collapses from exhaustion and then THIS B*TCH never slows down! The Telephone video that disintegrated our panties, an Elton John Grammy performance for the ages an...
EPISODE 142: THIS B*TCH: Lady Gaga Pt.3
February 27, 2020 14:17 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBOh my GAGA it’s Part TROIS This B*tch LADY GAGA! Wil doesn’t remember Artpop but lives for Jewels and Drugs, Court is quite a LOOK in an unstable platform and we’ll circle BLACK to Leif! We pick back up the series in 2009 one of the biggest years in Gaga HERSTORY! Everyone’s Team Gaga in 2009 (Katy Perry wishes) and because we love LOVE we spend some time talking... The MEN. From Lüc Carl to Matthew Perry(?) shoot off your undies and grab a PBR because it’s a whole THING! From the VMA’s that...
EPISODE 141: THIS B*TCH: Lady Gaga Pt.2
February 20, 2020 15:47 - 1 hour - 72.1 MBCourt’s got a headband over her bangs all nostalgic for coke, Wil is like DA DA DO DO DOOP the world sucks and Leif is like call me DADDY! It’s THIS B*TCH LADY GAGA PART TWO!! From Grace Jones to Andy Warhol we cover appropriation vs. appreciation people! Appropra-WHA?! This is a college course now! This Allie the Ally is so hipster it hurts so you better give rock n roll hands while you crack a White Claw because her hits keep coming! Just Dance, Poker Face, Disco Stick, Paparazzi and a Wal...
EPISODE 140: THIS B*TCH: Lady Gaga Pt.1
February 13, 2020 15:58 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBWil’s all freaky Madea HORNT up, Court is Versace butch realness and Leif is out here in a thong all over some guy he doesn’t know! That’s right MONSTERS it’s THIS B*TCH LADY GAGA PT.1!!!! We’ve got complicated feelings on Gaga and Wil’s black ass can’t read so let’s get INTO IT! This Italian NYC girl is from Italy Italian she’s Italian! She was also a music prodigy with a stripper piano teacher. I mean... we have no choice but to Stan people! From conspiracy theories (we’re Gaga Birthers) t...
EPISODE 139: THIS B*TCH: The Oscars
February 06, 2020 17:44 - 1 hour - 77.1 MBIt's the 139th Annual Episode of The Narcisistas! Court has the tiniest lil peepee, Wil is trying to get this white institution to LISTEN and Leif showed up late with his own Champagne! It’s THIS (stupid) B*TCH... THE OSCARS! We all know the only thing WHITER than the Oscars is Court’s family reunion but do you know the history of the Oscars and who votes?! This is basically a Schoolhouse Rap for Oscar Bait!!! We’re here to give you all the Oscars tea from La La Land to Moonlight! The Oscar ...
EPISODE 138: ACTRESS FIRST: The Boy Next Door
January 30, 2020 12:43 - 47 minutes - 45.6 MBCourt is Obsessed because white women are coming for her, Wil is gone with the wind Ivy Park x Adidas fabulous and Leif is Bigger because we’ll he got BIGGER! Get ready for a lot of pedophile jokes today people because we watched EROTIC THRILLER... THE BOY NEXT DOOR!! The pedestrian wigs ALONE! While Beyoncé was making Lemonade JLo made this Classic SPF (steamy pedophile flick). Let’s just say it’s a REALLY good CSI Miami episode directed by Tyler Perry where JLo plays a white woman AND an e...
EPISODE 137: Celebrity Power Couples feat: Mara Wiles
January 23, 2020 17:54 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBWil hasn’t showered and he’s horny for his own talent, Court is greasy and she’s doing a photoshoot and Leif... Leif is missing the Anaconda bit! Men! This episode we brought in a 4th to keep things spicy! Ladies and Gents from the Significant Others pod comedian Mara Wiles! Mara is looking for a momager while she slams her boobs against the wall! Today we’re talking Celebrity POWER Couples! The tea is scalding and plentiful B*TCH! Weiner and Huma! Goldie and Kurt! Kelis and Nas! Britney and...
EPISODE 136: EnGAYged feat: Josh Rodriguez
January 16, 2020 17:56 - 50 minutes - 47.4 MBCourt is Feyoncé because white women ruin everything, Leif is End of Time because JLo is finally over and WIL... WIL liked it... so he put a RING ON IT!!!! We have Wil’s fiancé Josh Rodriguez in the studio with us today! Josh is Lay up UNDER ME because... we don’t be going out like that!! You guys won’t believe the Ep today...Wil is gay... Josh is gay... they’re perfect for each other!! The bachelorette is Nashville!! The beautiful couple runs us through the enGAYgement of a lifetime includi...
EPISODE 135: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.7
January 09, 2020 17:35 - 1 hour - 86.9 MBCourtney is plunging right into her own.. self, Wil’s got his edges laid at the VMAS and Leif... yea Leif is ANACONDA again. It’s the FINAL JLo Episode y’all! From movies and hashtag commercials to Grammy controversy and performing for a dictator the JLo story never stops! We cover the DEALS on DEALS on DEALS, her EROTIC thriller, lesbian fight club, the Drake situationship and so much more Pitbull! Big BOOTY certainly was a CHOICE! Hello NBC?! KNOCK KNOCK! It’s an ethnically ambiguous cop! ...
EPISODE 134: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.6
January 02, 2020 19:04 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBWil is hustlin like Ramona, Court is Mrs. Hairloss Worldwide and yes... LEIF IS ANACONDA! It’s Part 6 Jennifer Lopez so let’s get LOUD Y’ALL! We left THIS B*TCH in a lull so let’s get into a new record label, a new album and new sound effects from Leif! Plus... you can’t have two queer powerhouses on one show so American Idol loses Ellen and brings in this generations (sober) Paula Abdul... Jennifer Lopez!! From High Fashion Melina vids to commercials for Blackberry this b*tch never stops wo...
EPISODE 133: Diva Christmas Moments
December 24, 2019 14:29 - 56 minutes - 53.8 MBWil is making sugar cookies with his butt, Court knocked over the tree and Leif is STILL Anaconda!! That’s right folks we’ve been doing the pod for 40 years but we’re home for the HO-lidays... it’s a very special DIVA CHRISTMAS MOMENTS episode!! From Ebony Scrooge to an Aspen Christmas fantasy we cover all the XXXmas cookie tea! Everyone is the same age as the director of A Christmas Melody aka our favorite pornographic Folgers commercial! A Royal weighing! Sis Kirkpatrick! Bloopers! Rudolph...
EPISODE 132: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.5
December 19, 2019 04:29 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBCourt is very Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wil is a glossy eye and a little girls hairdo and Leif is feeling his Jon Voight fantasy... that’s right it’s THIS B*TCH Jennifer Lopez PART 5!!! From a Pepsi commercial that’s better than The Cell to the Latina Monster in Law reveal you must check out our new movie Kill Bill 3: For Colored Girls!! We all stopped caring about TRL when we were getting fingered behind our high school BUT we cover all the JLo music from this time including JLo feat LL ANDDDD ...
EPISODE 131: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.4 w/ Luiy Valdez
December 12, 2019 16:59 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBWil loves his papi, Court peaked in the early 00’s and Leif is the ANACONDA BIT AGAIN! It’s Part 4 MISS JENNIFER LYNN LOPEZ!! Joining us in the studio today is not fellow Latin icon LUIY VALDEZ!! Luiy and his taco flavored kisses talk with The Narcisistas about his introduction to JLo on the far far away island of Puerto Rico. From waiting for tonight in the jungle to landing amongst everything white (including the people) we can’t figure out... What is MTV hiding?! PLUS! What happens when t...
EPISODE 130: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.3
December 05, 2019 17:41 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBWil’s got a GREAT wig on, Court’s love don’t cost a thing and Leif’s talent built the Anaconda Franchise! Everyone’s grooving and vibing on this one cause it’s THIS B*TCH JLo Part 3!! We left off in a very gothy cute moment so let’s pick back up with the official start of JLo!! The release of her 2nd album JLo (JHo if you nasty) and movie The Wedding Planner (a Virgo’s dream) made her have the #1 everything in the country! So what do you do when you’re on top?? Grab Ashanti’s vocals and Mari...
EPISODE 129: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.2
November 28, 2019 10:00 - 46 minutes - 44.6 MBWill is eating dinner on a TV tray alone, Leif is Jon Voight in that snake movie and IS COURT FUNNY?! That’s right y’all it’s PART TWO of THIS B*TCH JENNIFER LOPEZ! So much to cover this episode from Tommy making women of color white to how women just need to start killing men!! Pop music is a dirty game baby! We give all the TEA from Anaconda to Antz this actress first is Outta Sight!!! But most importantly this episode we get to... THE MUSIC!! She wrote on the 6... on the 4 so let’s talk a...
EPISODE 128: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.1 w/ Christina Galston
November 21, 2019 16:51 - 52 minutes - 50.4 MBWill is REAL as hell, Court is getting LOUD and Leif is cinematic masterpiece ANACONDA! That’s right ladies and gentleman it’s PART ONE of our THIS B*TCH JENNIFER LOPEZ series!! Joining us for Pt.1 is hilarious legend CHRISTINA GALSTON! Christina estoy aquí for the QUEEN of Puerto Rico baby!! Christina has had ENOUGH so let’s get into it. From Jenny’s Bronx beginnings to her Fly Girl breakout moment we cover it all! From Rosie Perez TEA to Janet Jackson’s ABS this episode will turn you gay b...
EPISODE 127: Diva Conspiracy Theories LIVE!
November 14, 2019 18:21 - 1 hour - 66 MBWil is GHOST, Leif is CRAZY and Court got PUNKED! That’s right it’s a LIVE NARCISISTAS Y’ALL! We’re talking DIVA Conspiracy Theories and the wigs are flying clean off! Who did Beyoncé murder and what does S Club 7 have to do with it?! Beyoncé has how many “CHILDREN”?! All that’s important is that Keanu Reeves is immortal and the earth is FLAT! Some AMAZING guests join us to help take down the elite’s narrative... Ashley Hamilton is a deflated belly in the elevator and she serves us an Avril ...
EPISODE 126: Wedding
November 07, 2019 17:29 - 55 minutes - 52.7 MBWil is stanning for his White girl fave HALO, Leif is fired cause women do it better and Court IS BEYONCÉ!! That’s right it’s the Mrs. Salengo World Tour!!! Courtney Maginnis Salengo talks us through her wedding day and let me tell you there’s NO slacks around here! From being too Crazy in Love to care where the flowers go to getting the state involved you’ll be able to feel that bridal glow in your Bose noise cancelling headphones! If the top bunks a knocking... you might believe in heteros...
RERELEASE: EPISODE 10: Courtney feat: Casey James Salengo
November 05, 2019 02:31 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBIn honor of NYC Pride this weekend we have our first straight white male, Casey James Salengo (Comedy Central Half Hour)! He's also Courtney's BF (I know we can't believe Courtney dates a straight guy either!) We compare professional Wrestling to Vogueing balls and shade the entire Met Gala. The subject this week is Courtney but listen and ask yourself, would Casey clearly rather be inside Wil? We end the first of this two part episode with our NEW game, What Gets You Harder?
EPISODE 125: Divorce Feat: Mara Marek
October 24, 2019 23:18 - 52 minutes - 50.1 MBWil is like “um... Race to Witch Mountain my love?!” Court is skinny and pissed and Leif... LIKES COSTUMES! That’s right it’s another monumental episode of The Narcisistas! The subject today is DIVORCE and our guest is like WHY ME?! Ladies and Gentlegays joining us today is hilarious comedian and podcaster MARA MAREK!!! Mara is showing us her nice tits and talking with us about her 3 marriages and 7 engagements! This icon shares her endless wisdom with us... how to keep all the rings until t...
EPISODE 124: Didn’t Cha Know?!
October 17, 2019 19:21 - 55 minutes - 53.6 MBWil got the GREEN LIGHT so he quit that B*TCH, Court is an underwhelming Duane Reade WITCH and Leif’s fired! Okie Dokie PEEYAW Y’all it’s another DIDN’T CHA KNOW episode of The Narcisistas! We don’t know EVERYTHING but what we do know will Eve and Gwen Stefani BLOW YA MIND! No shade to our Mormon listeners but Tom Cruise is a pocket gay! Gosling a Backstreeter? A world with only black Carter’s?! Did BRITNEY cause 9/11!!!??? I’m white look at my box braids! From pop culture conspiracy theorie...
EPISODE 123: THE FASHION INDUSTRY Feat: Sequine Lee
October 11, 2019 11:35 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBCourt's pregnant(?!), Leif’s wondering about threesomes in the Carter household and Wil’s like don’t try me life I’ve got a good wig glue! We’re RICH presenting and it’s another episode of THE NARCISISTAS! Today we’re talking THE FASHION INDUSTRY and who better to have on than return guest, Wardrobe Stylist and fashion ICON... SEQUINE LEE! Sequine is in Paris with a chopped bang because life is all over the place and we’re like hold up is that scripture? We talk his beginnings in fashion, th...
EPISODE 122: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.6
October 03, 2019 18:29 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBCourt has lemons comin at her from all angles, Wil is gonna get well soon and Leif is all Aereola’d out! Whether you plan on having a Christian Girl Fall or a Sad Girl Winter you’re gonna be all caught up on Miss Grande because it’s our FINAL Ep in the This B*tch Ariana Grande series!!! Ariana is the blackest woman in the room and she has no more tears left to cry so let’s get into IT! Pop a Benadryl to help you with your SNL allergy cause we get very detailed into the Pete Davidson romance!...
EPISODE 121: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.5
September 26, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBWe start this one off with some LOVE for the Grandmas and a small but beautiful moment for comedy legend and queen GMA! Ariana gives us some hope and Court makes one of her signature DUMB JOKES! Put your pups on a private jet and let’s get into PART FIVE of THIS B*TCH ARIANA GRANDE!!! We got a new album coming cause these b*tches NEVER stop working! From Halloween Scream Queens to the TRUE meaning of XXX-Mas! You don’t go to Christina for the 8 Counts! The MAGINANATORS missed the PEEYAW! So ...
EPISODE 120: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.4
September 19, 2019 11:23 - 38 minutes - 36.9 MBWil’s ACTUALLY thoughtful and heartfelt while Court is fake as F**K... no wonder Leif has the GIFT to be GAY! It’s part FOUR ARIANA GRANDE THIS B*TCH! We pick back up in 2014 and THIS B*TH has 3 songs in the Top 10 and two #1 albums within one year... so go ahead and sit your dainty ass on a stool and let’s get INTO IT! She’s shifting from bubblegum pop to a darker 90’s influence so look out for OOKIE SPOOKIE matted locks Canadian icon The Weeknd (all the white women are wasted from the wais...
EPISODE 119: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.3 Feat: Tracey Carnazzo
September 12, 2019 16:06 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBYou got me walkin side to side because CHIVALRY is DEAD! That’s right people it’s PART 3 THIS B*TCH ARIANA GRANDE! Court is trying to be Rihanna, Wil is about to step on a neck and Leif is werkin too much! The heteros strike again!! Let’s cut the CHIT CHAT because our guest today is a LEGEND. The one and only TRACEY CARNAZZO joins us!! Tracey is Ari’s red hair because she’s simply BROKEN. It’s all a big MOOD! BRITNEY said it best when she just SHAVED her head people! It’s a wild episode so b...
EPISODE 118: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.2
September 05, 2019 12:14 - 58 minutes - 55.9 MBWil is a dangerous woman but the kids still love him because he can sit on a D**K, Court is over here licking donuts for her wedding diet and Leif is BANG BANG cause it’s a hot boi summer baby!! That’s right everybody it’s THIS B*TCH ARIANA GRANDE PART TWO!! The year is 2012 and we weren’t even born yet but the girls on Victorious sure were!!! From an emotionless Emotions cover to the MAC MILLER kiss heard around the internet you know Nickelodeon was holding on for DEAR LIFE! Too bad Court i...
EPISODE 117: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.1
August 29, 2019 11:40 - 1 hour - 58 MBAnd a very first ENGAGED PEEYAW to all our listeners out there! Wil is tweeting about Normani because she wrote the song, Court is a child bride engaged to a successful comedian and Leif is greedy BUT he LOVES his MOMMY!!! That’s right ladies and gentleGAYS we are kicking off another THIS B*TCH series with... ARIANA GRANDE! You’re not going to believe what year ol’ GRANDE AEROLES was born... let’s just say we were smoking cigarettes by then! We go all the way back to the beginning of her jou...
EPISODE 116: CalexicoED Feat: Dave Vendley
August 22, 2019 18:10 - 46 minutes - 44 MBThere’s a SPICY SEXY energy for this one people!!! Wil’s got her Jesus say YES braids, Court’s got alcoholic family FLAVA and Leif is actually Dax Shepard! Hold onto your wigs cause it’s a LEGENDS ONLY pod today!! Joining us in the studio we have co-owner of Calexico and stunning bad b*tch... DAVE VENDLEY!! Dave is falling down at the Super Bowl but still snatched and figuring it out! So many things to talk about with our guest so we start from the beginning! How the “genius” behind Calexico...
EPISODE 115: Mrs. Salengo Feat: Casey James Salengo
August 15, 2019 01:57 - 52 minutes - 50.1 MBWe’ve never been so moved by straight love y’all!! Wil is Blue Ivy hittin the choreo, Court is SINGLE LADIES cause DUH and Leif is calling Courtney fat!! Take a hint b*tch!! We talking ENGAGEMENT so naturally our guest today is the funniest... sexiest... BIGGEST man alive Casey James Salengo aka MR HUSBAND!! A true GAG! They gettin married!! We get the behind the scenes breakdown of the LEGENDARY engagement! Edges are still on the floor of The Bowery! From Casey hiding behind that curtain to...
RERELEASE: EPISODE 67: New York City Feat: Tom Delgado
August 08, 2019 12:35 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBJoining The Narcisistas in the LOUVRE... I’m sorry The Brain Machine recording studio this week is Comedian, Film Maker and NYC Historian Tour Guide.. TOM DELGADO!! Let’s get into it! Wil is APE$HIT recycled hair-dos commanding the room EFFORTLESSLY, Court is getting Jay-Z together but in a lipliner because she found HERSELF, Leif misses the Obamas but they’re busy dancing at OTRII and Tom is singing HALO at a Singapore Hospital because The Narcisistas are SICKening! This week the subject is...
EPISODE 114: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.4 w/ Harry Hill
August 01, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBWil is Wildest Dreams because he’s simply blown away by the bone structure of our guest and Court is the CATS trailer because... what the F**K! It’s our LAST Episode of the Taylor Swift THIS B*TCH era!! We had to make it a legends only Pod so joining us today is Swiftie and ICON HARRY HILL!!! He’s BACK on the pod but the real question is WHO is in the suitcase!?! When did our sweet Harry become a Swiftie? Is it what happens when you get burnt out on Bangerz? It’s ALL the Gaggedy Anne Tea inc...
EPISODE 113: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.3 w/ Emily Winter
July 25, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBWil is LOOK what you made me do, Court is ACTUALLY getting paid and Leif is just putting his fingers in Court’s mouth! Unbelievable! Joining us today on the pod is writer, comedian, actress, ANGEL... EMILY WINTER!! Emily just got married in a rainbow dress (Taylor wishes) so she’s too busy looking at pictures of herself to worry about Leif being a ghost! This is Episode 113 that was recorded on the 13th... The Taylor Swift energy is ookie spookie in THIS B*TCH Pt.3!! Last time we left Taylor...
EPISODE 112.5: BONUS EP: THE LION QUEEN
July 22, 2019 16:32 - 45 minutes - 43 MBThe Narcisistas saw The Lion King and SPOILER ALERT... we loved it! ACTRESS FIRST! THE GIFT!! Billy Eichner!! Jay-Z on a JetSki! It’s easy to Stan the ULTIMATE QUEEN OF THE WORLD PEOPLE! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and WE’RE NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!
EPISODE 112: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.2 w/ Hattie Hayes & Sarah Kennedy
July 18, 2019 17:32 - 59 minutes - 56.8 MBWil fell right on her face in a platform, Court is up against a bunch of LEGENDS, and Leif (after an offensive circle back) is lifting up queer artists! That’s right people it’s PART TWO of our THIS B*TCH TAYLOR SWIFT series!! Joining us today are the hosts of the Taydar podcast and COMEDY ICONS Hattie Hayes and Sarah Kennedy! Hattie is (b*tch) sitting the hell down looking wistfully while Sarah is at an NBA game with Karlie gettin drunk! You might want to get out your whiteboards for this o...
EPISODE 111: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.1
July 11, 2019 15:05 - 49 minutes - 45.3 MBA very YEEHAW PEEYAW to all our listeners this Episode is the ultimate GAG! The Narcisistas are kind of like The Notorious B.I.G. of not liking Taylor Swift... so welcome to THE THIS B*TCH TAYLOR SWIFT EPISODES!!! We’re here to give her her things AND to call her a$$ out! In this polarizing time let’s meet the other side and hear the other perspective. Wil’s got Bad Blood cause it was poisoned by alcohol, Court is full blown Blank Space crazy and Leif is under the bus and we’re hitting rever...
EPISODE 110: Mid-Year Check-in Up On It!
July 10, 2019 00:18 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBCourt is the Best Thing you never had... AMERICA and she won’t come to your July 4th party on SHROOMS (this time). As the CEO of Cadillac Records Wil is the BOSS of her own time and Leif’s soccer inspiration... now that’s Beyoncé. This show is like FUBU but also for white people!! Ladies and GentleGAYS... the straights will always disappoint you so it’s just an Episode with the BOYS (Courtney’s BOOBS). We’re CHECKING IN UP ON ourselves! From the most important things we have going on (Lance ...
EPISODE 109: THIS B*TCH: Missy Elliott Pt.4
June 27, 2019 03:32 - 1 hour - 93.7 MBWil has a post cum clarity, Court is the Miley of the group and Leif is LOSING CONTROL!! Ladies and Gentlegays it’s the FINAL Episode in our Missy Elliott THIS B*TCH series!! You’re gonna wanna join in on this jerk off party because just when you think you couldn’t be more obsessed with someone... THE MISSY ELLIOT STORY. It’s like Nicki Minaj... but better! She’s better! This Ep we cover everything from This is NOT a Test until today! Sure UFO’s are real but not as real as the Carter/Missy t...
EPISODE 108: THIS B*TCH: Missy Elliott Pt.3
June 21, 2019 03:08 - 1 hour - 81.4 MBWil doesn’t want Court’s man cause he got it like that, Court believes in things that aren’t real and Leif is in the songwriters Hall of Fame! That’s right ladies and gentleman it’s Part THREE of our MISSY ELLIOT THIS B*TCH series!! We’re talking Missy! Obama not Visage!! We pick back up with smash hit Lady Marmalade (vule vuku she avec PEEYAW!) and dive right into the album Missy made to remind you that she F**KS! You Gen Z’ers wish you knew about hidden tracks! From Beyoncé hood-rat cospla...
EPISODE 107: THIS B*TCH: Missy Elliott Pt.2
June 13, 2019 03:29 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBWil’s deep in Lemonade, Court can’t have no MINUTE man and Leif is making his own lane... to be a doctor! It’s PART TWO of our THIS B*TCH MISSY ELLIOTT series!! We pick back up with our rapping, singing, dancing, producing, feminist icon with her first #1 album! Do you think she just told friend of the pod Mariah to meet her at daddy’s house?! From hanging up on Whitney to getting Janet to come crawling back we’re just like SOCK it to us b*tch! I mean who WASN’T a Millionaire by ‘97?! From C...
EPISODE 106: THIS B*TCH: Missy Elliott Pt.1
June 06, 2019 12:22 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBNo one even notices Court is at the VMAS, Leif is WORKIN IT and Wil is that B*TCH b*tchhhhh! A very tiny PEEYAW to you all! It’s PART ONE of our Missy Elliott THIS B*TCH series!! We call her Melissa and YES she’s a Cancer! From very dark very humble tough beginnings in VA this LEGEND has always been a shining light! As a child being the class clown covering up the genius she always knew she was destined for superstardom and we know THIS B*TCH wasn’t wrong!!! Explain yourself Janet Jackson! W...
EPISODE 105: MASCULINITY feat: Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez
May 29, 2019 23:30 - 59 minutes - 71.1 MBCourt ain’t eatin anything healthy and you can SUCK on Wil cause Leif is basically a flying stage malfunction! It’s another hot episode of The Narcisistas and our guests today would be terrible gays! From the A LITTLE TIME podcast it’s Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez! That’s right it’s a podcasting Mount Rushmore! Diego is a Solange attack and Mike is 6-inches cause we’re all OVERESTIMATING. Let’s get into it! Today’s subject is MASCULINITY and we shoulda scrapped this one from the top! Someon...
EPISODE 104: HOT T*TTIES: Poppin OFF
May 23, 2019 22:13 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBWil is FEELIN himself so... CARRY ON! Court is like F*CK my life... PRETTY HURTS and Leif is worried Bey won’t like him! It’s another Episode if The Narcisistas baby! This one is a special HOT T*TTIES episode and we are POPPIN OFF! A lot has been going on in the news so let’s get INTO IT! First things first a correction from our ROBYN episodes... oh and BTW no more corrections or we’ll find out where you live!!! Gossip Girl vs Girls it’s all white foolishness! We check in with all our THIS B...
EPISODE 103: THIS B*TCH: Robyn Pt.2
May 16, 2019 11:20 - 1 hour - 85.3 MBCourt is a FUN BOP that peaked in 2013, Don’t F**KING tell Wil what to DO also Leif is indestructible! Ladies and Gentleman it’s PART TWO of our ROBYN THIS B*TCH series!! We pick back up our ROBYN journey in 2005 with the start of Konichiwa records and get ready for some VULGAR spoiler alerts! Did Ciara eat Wendy’s?! Is Kelly Clarkson actually Kelly Osbourne?! From URBAN influences to William Hung this one is a wild ride! How Electro-pop Robyn on her Jill Scott poetry writing has you drunk d...
EPISODE 102: THIS B*TCH: Robyn Pt.1
May 09, 2019 03:12 - 57 minutes - 65.4 MBCourt is only pretty some of the time, Wil has gotta get himself together and Leif is a power bottom to Batman!! It’s another episode of The Narcisistas! Everyone needs to hold onto their wigs... we watched a Closed Caption doc so it’s basically a book... ladies and gentleman our THIS B*TCH series continues with... ROBYN!!! You might know her as Shonda’s ghost writer (which she is not) but you may not know what a rebellious punk rock bada$$ B*TCH she is!! From writing her first hit at ELEVEN...
EPISODE 101: Hoe Sh*t Pt.2 feat: Christina Galston
May 02, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 69.2 MBOur GOOD friend Wil is feeling petty cause the FWT dvd got him in an old gay STEW. Court almost $hit her pants but it made sense cause Deviled Eggs are the Devil’s Eggs! Oh and Leif is HOMECOMING because he’s really going places... have you guys ever eaten an apple?! Our guest today is the one and only CHRISTINA GALSTON!!! Please excuse all bloody edges The Narcisistas are just back in the HOE-bit baby!! That’s right we talkin HOE SH*T and Christina doesn’t care about us falling at 106 & Par...
EPISODE 100: 100 EPISODES
April 25, 2019 04:44 - 1 hour - 72.6 MB100 B*TCH!! That’s right we’ve all spent roughly 100 hours WASTING our life so let’s CELEBRATE! Wil is OBSESSED (trying to attack a white woman) because this Pod brings out the crazy! Court is don’t F**K with ME I know I’m loud and I know I’m cancelled! Leif has 99 problems and our THIS B*TCH series is one! Ladies and LADIEZ it’s our HUNDRIFF Ep and boy have 2 years gone by SO SLOW! We celebrate 100 by recapping all 100 Eps of The Narcisistas like some sort of LOUD GAY PRISON! From a Molly h...
EPISODE 99: 420 BONUS EP w/ Will Winner
April 20, 2019 17:28 - 1 hour - 84.1 MBWil is Christmas in GLITTER trying to get that Vitamin D, Court is beautiful but kinda f**ked up and Leif is having a meltdown!! It’s one of our best today people! Whenever you’re feeling pasty you wanna get near our guest because he will give you a GLOW... ladies and gentleman the hilarious Will Winner! Will is SOLDIER cause if ya STATUS ain’t HOOD... here’s a Lil Wayne verse that doesn’t rhyme!! The topic today is 420 and boy is this studio SMOKEY! We’re celebrating HARD and we never felt ...