Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

759 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.

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Episodes

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E08 (Turkey in the Straw Part 2)

April 09, 2019 17:00 - 22 minutes - 10.3 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E08 (Turkey in the Straw Part 2).

Green Blooded Bastard - Batman (1966)

April 07, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 36.2 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman (1966). This movie was a pilots of sorts for the show which for better or worse rand several seasons and has a huge fanbase. meh haha

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E07 (Turkey in the Straw Part 1)

April 02, 2019 17:00 - 21 minutes - 9.91 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E07 (Turkey in the Straw Part 1).

Green Blooded Bastard - Underworld

March 31, 2019 17:30 - 2 hours - 43.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld. In this movie Kate Beckinsale is a smooth talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds and kill werewolves! fml.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E06 (Promises, Promises)

March 26, 2019 17:00 - 21 minutes - 10.1 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E06 (Promises, Promises).

Green Blooded Bastard - Hereditary

March 25, 2019 01:49 - 2 hours - 57.6 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hereditary. This movie is full of semi useless people being fuckers that piss each other off and don't deserve to be alive. Then it gets really weird ffs! hahaha

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E05 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 2)

March 19, 2019 17:00 - 21 minutes - 10.1 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E05 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 2).

Green Blooded Bastard - Honey, I Blew Up The Kid

March 17, 2019 20:38 - 1 hour - 29.9 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey, I Blew Up The Kid. In this film Rick Moranis still has a huge cock, but blows shit because he fucking can!

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E04 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 1)

March 12, 2019 17:00 - 22 minutes - 10.2 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E04 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 1).

Green Blooded Bastard - Lego DC Comics: Batman Be-Leaguered

March 10, 2019 20:00 - 23 minutes - 10.7 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego DC Comics: Batman Be-Leaguered wherein Batman is a dick, but grows slightly as a person. Ha!

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E03 (Breaking Up Is Hard to Do)

March 05, 2019 18:00 - 21 minutes - 9.95 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E03 (Breaking Up Is Hard to Do).

Green Blooded Bastard - Total Recall

March 03, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 38.3 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Total Recall. This is a movie wherein a dude totally recalls shit that has and or hasn't happened or something. Also Mars!

I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E02 (Stairway to Heaven)

February 26, 2019 18:00 - 22 minutes - 10.4 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E02 (Stairway to Heaven).

Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives

February 24, 2019 20:30 - 1 hour - 29.1 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives. This movie is a fucked up, but after the last one they had to do something. Haha there is some fun stuff in here, but not as much as I'd like.

I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E01 (Stop In The Name Of Love)

February 19, 2019 18:00 - 21 minutes - 10.2 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E01 (Stop In The Name Of Love).

Green Blooded Bastard - Fifty Shades Freed

February 17, 2019 20:58 - 1 hour - 34.2 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fifty Shades Freed. This movie is full of useless people being useless fuckers that piss me off and don't deserve to be alive. This podcast is awful and fuck you part 3. Seriously though this one is by far the best because it's so fucking bullshit! ;)

I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E26 (Varsity Drag)

February 12, 2019 18:00 - 21 minutes - 10.2 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E26 (Varsity Drag).

Green Blooded Bastard - Captain Ron

February 10, 2019 23:58 - 1 hour - 45.5 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Captain Ron. This movie is about a captain/ all around awesome fucker named Captain Ron! This movie fucking rocks!

Green Blooded Bastard - Scoobynatural (Supernatural: S13E16)

February 08, 2019 18:00 - 43 minutes - 20.3 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scoobynatural (Supernatural: S13E16). This is an episode wherein Scooby Doo is fighting Jet Li and Jet Li is still Jet Li(ing) the fuck out of Scooby and Gang... also just kidding. HAPPY 4 YEARS BITCHES!!

I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E25 (We Are Family)

February 05, 2019 18:00 - 22 minutes - 10.4 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E25 (We Are Family).

Green Blooded Bastard - Jurassic Park 3

February 03, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 39.7 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic Park 3. This movie is really just a shit show of sorts and re-hashes of the other films and yeah it happened. ha

I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E24 (Tequila)

January 29, 2019 18:00 - 22 minutes - 10.4 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E24 (Tequila).

Green Blooded Bastard - XXX: State Of The Union

January 27, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches XXX: State Of The Union! This movie is about another donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt and your mom's just to save the President! He also does stunts and shit... lots of shit! haha

I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E23 (I'm Your Puppet)

January 22, 2019 18:00 - 21 minutes - 10 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E23 (I'm Your Puppet).

Green Blooded Bastard - Collision Course

January 20, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 33.4 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Collision Course. This is a movie where Jay Leno is the strait man(maybe) and Mr. Kesuke Miyagi is the funny man(kinda) and they are both cops and the get their asses kicked while they kick ass.

I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E22 (Movin' Out)

January 15, 2019 18:00 - 22 minutes - 10.3 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E22 (Movin' Out).

Green Blooded Bastard - Passenger 57

January 13, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 28.3 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Passenger 57. This is a movie wherein Passenger 57 kicks the shit out of terrorist that are actually white for a change, but... cringe plane hijackings and shit. ;(

I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E21 (Hit Me With Your Best Shot)

January 08, 2019 18:00 - 22 minutes - 10.4 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E21 (Hit Me With Your Best Shot).

Green Blooded Bastard - The One

January 06, 2019 23:30 - 1 hour - 37.9 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The One. This is a movie wherein Jet Li is fighting Jet Li and Jet Li is still Jet Li(ing) the fuck out of himself... also some fucking things happen or whatever the fuck.

I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E20 (You Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog)

January 01, 2019 18:00 - 21 minutes - 10 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E20 (You Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog).

Green Blooded Bastard - Happy Gilmore

December 30, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 30.9 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Gilmore. He's a loser wanna be hockey player that is trying to save his old lady grandma yo.

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:DS9 S3 E7 - Civil Defense

December 26, 2018 20:00 - 47 minutes - 16.2 MB

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:DS9 S3 E7 - Civil Defense.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E19 (We Gotta Get Out Of This Place)

December 25, 2018 18:00 - 21 minutes - 10.1 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E19 (We Gotta Get Out Of This Place).

Green Blooded Bastard - Transformers: The Last Knight

December 23, 2018 20:00 - 2 hours - 50.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Transformers: The Last Knight. This is a movie wherein robots are still zinging one liners while fighting other to robots... some fucking things happen or whatever the fuck.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E18 (Someone To Watch Over Me: Part 2)

December 18, 2018 18:00 - 22 minutes - 10.3 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E18 (Someone To Watch Over Me: Part 2).

Green Blooded Bastard - Good Will Hunting

December 16, 2018 21:00 - 2 hours - 42.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Good Will Hunting. This movie is about a guy named Will Hunting that wanders around and tries to figure out who he is and what he wants. Robin Fucking Williams.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E17 (Someone To Watch Over Me: Part 1)

December 11, 2018 18:00 - 21 minutes - 9.97 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E17 (Someone To Watch Over Me: Part 1).

Green Blooded Bastard - Stargate

December 09, 2018 18:30 - 1 hour - 39.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stargate. This movie spawned what became a fairly fun tv series that then spawned some less fun tv serieseses. There is alien rape and a Kurt Russell and a androgynous man boy that was face raped by the alien.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E16 (We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert)

December 04, 2018 18:00 - 22 minutes - 10.5 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E16 (We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert).

Green Blooded Bastard - Rollerball (2002)

December 03, 2018 01:05 - 1 hour - 43.6 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rollerball (2002). This movie is about some big dicked fuck heads that roll around shit and think they are awesome until shit gets real! Seriously wtfbbq?!?!

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E15 (Can I Get a Witness?)

November 27, 2018 18:00 - 21 minutes - 10.2 MB

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E15 (Can I Get a Witness?).

Green Blooded Bastard - Transformers: Age of Extinction

November 25, 2018 21:30 - 2 hours - 73.4 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Transformers: Age of Extinction. This is a movie wherein robots are still zinging one liners while fighting other to robots... some real robots and some fake bake roots. Stanley Tucci is killing it and oh yeah this dude is robbing the cradle.

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