Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

751 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.

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Green Blooded Bastard - Red Dragon

February 21, 2021 18:00 - 2 hours - 57.4 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Red Dragon. This film isn't that great, but eh it's got some funky fun shit in it.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E19 (Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 1)

February 19, 2021 18:00 - 43 minutes - 20 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E19 (Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 1). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - #ALIVE

February 14, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches #ALIVE. This movie is strange and slightly not cool, but strangely fun at times. weird film.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E18 (Downloaded)

February 12, 2021 18:00 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E18 (Downloaded). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - The Good Son

February 08, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 39.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Good Son. This movie is about a bug nuts crazy kid who gets kills his brother and tries killing Frodo and shit. He also fucking creates a crossbow that kills dogs with screws!

Green Blooded Bastard - Resident Evil: Retribution

February 07, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Retribution Sci-Fi horror at it's almost worst! Hahaha, This movie is another shitty entry in the franchise that started out well enough and slowly slid towards le shit show deluxe.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E17 (The Captain's Hand)

February 05, 2021 18:00 - 43 minutes - 20.2 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E17 (The Captain's Hand). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Dirty Dancing

January 31, 2021 21:30 - 1 hour - 45.2 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dirty Dancing. Swayze has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it when it's time to dance and gdamn Baby!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E16 (Sacrifice)

January 29, 2021 18:00 - 44 minutes - 12.7 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E16 (Sacrifice). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Blair Witch 2: The Book of Shadows

January 24, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blair Witch 2: The Book of Shadows. This movie is about a guy named Blair and his friends trying to find out if the Witch is true.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E15 (Scar)

January 22, 2021 18:00 - 43 minutes - 20.4 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E15 (Scar). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons

January 17, 2021 20:30 - 1 hour - 41.2 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons. In this movie, Deathstroke gets to fight demons from his past with his extremely large cock! Some pretty good action and gore in this film!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E14 (Black Market)

January 15, 2021 18:00 - 43 minutes - 20.2 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E14 (Black Market). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Jonah Hex

January 10, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 35.5 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jonah Hex. In this movie, JHex stops pseudo nuclear war and gets his ass kicked by a john Malkovich then some Natives do some Vudu shit and he's back kicking ass to save the day!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E13 (Epiphanies)

January 08, 2021 18:00 - 43 minutes - 20.3 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E13 (Epiphanies). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Ma

January 03, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 43 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ma. This movie is different but still has some fun shit going for it. Nice change of pace.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E12 (Resurrection Ship, Part 2)

January 01, 2021 18:00 - 43 minutes - 20.2 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E12 (Resurrection Ship, Part 2). Let's frak!

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:DS9 S05E06 - Trials and Tribble-ations

December 30, 2020 18:00 - 45 minutes - 13 MB

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:DS9 S05E06 - Trials and Tribble-ations.

Green Blooded Bastard - The Babysitter: Killer Queen

December 27, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 27.3 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Babysitter: Killer Queen. This movie is about a little pussy boy who has grown up a bit but is still a little bitch. He still gets bullied and Bella Thorne is in here and his old baby sitter might blow him because she's the shit and hooked him up some pusssy!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E11 (Resurrection Ship, Part 1)

December 25, 2020 18:00 - 43 minutes - 20 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E11 (Resurrection Ship, Part 1). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby

December 25, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 23.4 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby. Dude you guys know what the fuck is going on already! AHAHA this shit rocks!

Green Blooded Bastard - Dreamcatcher

December 20, 2020 18:00 - 2 hours - 59.6 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dreamcatcher. This movie is about some great childhood friends that have a special bond with a special kid who has special powers. Aliens come to fuck shit up but get fucked up. Fuck yeah son!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E10 (Pegasus)

December 18, 2020 18:00 - 45 minutes - 21 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E10 (Pegasus). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Ad Astra

December 13, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 32.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Ad Astra. This movie is epic, it's also intimate and claustrophobic in its scale. Somber, but quite good.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E09 (Flight of the Phoenix)

December 11, 2020 18:00 - 43 minutes - 20.2 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E09 (Flight of the Phoenix). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Chappaquiddick

December 06, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chappaquiddick. This movie is about a fat fuck nicknamed "Teddy" and how he's a piece of shit and a girl died and this fucker got off Scott freely and shit.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E08 (Final Cut)

December 04, 2020 18:00 - 43 minutes - 20 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E08 (Final Cut). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Candyman

November 29, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Candyman. This movie is dope as hell and Tony(big cock) Todd is fucking great. Be his victim bitches!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E07 (Home, Part 2)

November 27, 2020 18:00 - 43 minutes - 20.2 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E07 (Home, Part 2). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Superman 4: The Quest For Peace

November 22, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 40.5 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman 4: The Quest For Peace. In this movie, Superman stops nuclear war and gets his ass kicked by a sun born nuclear clone or something ffs. plus ducky is in here.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E06 (Home, Part 1)

November 20, 2020 18:00 - 44 minutes - 20.4 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E06 (Home, Part 1). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - A Christmas Prince- The Royal Wedding

November 15, 2020 21:00 - 1 hour - 31.5 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince- The Royal Wedding. So a chick gets married to a prince then goes balls deep again and saves the fucking day! The Borg queen is still hanging around there are some new peeps around.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E05 (The Farm)

November 13, 2020 18:00 - 44 minutes - 20.4 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E05 (The Farm). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th (2009)

November 13, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 26.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th (2009). This movie is bad... really bad, but it's over for now.

Green Blooded Bastard - Hobbs & Shaw

November 08, 2020 18:00 - 2 hours - 35.5 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hobbs & Shaw. This movie is like a modern-day sequel to Moana. Just go watch it already.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E04 (Resistance)

November 06, 2020 18:00 - 43 minutes - 12.3 MB

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E04 (Resistance). Let's frak!

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: ENT S4E16 - Divergence (2/2)

November 04, 2020 22:30 - 42 minutes - 12.2 MB

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: ENT S4E16 - Divergence (2/2).

Green Blooded Bastard - Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse

November 01, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 31.1 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse. This movie is about a guy named Spider-Man who has an above-average cock, but nothing gaudy or offensive. He meets up with some other strange fucking Spider-Them and they fucking save the day. Don't do drugs before you watch this, please.

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