Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

751 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.

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Green Blooded Bastard - Back to the Future Part 2

October 16, 2022 20:30 - 1 hour - 49.4 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future Part 2! Time Travel Fun Time squared!

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E02 (Strange Visitor)

October 14, 2022 17:00 - 46 minutes - 21.4 MB

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E02 (Strange Visitor)!

Green Blooded Bastard - Iron Man

October 09, 2022 17:00 - 2 hours - 60.4 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man. The movie that started it all it's not the first Marvel film that I've recorded for, but this will start the main series recording for the most part. Whip them tiddies out! Tony Fucking Stark!

THE IMPOTENT ANGER OF BEN SHAPIRO

October 08, 2022 01:25 - 1.41 MB application/pdf

This artifact is a pdf compiling a single poem made from several blackout pieces I made during lunch at work. Ben Shapiro is a little coward twat so please feel free to share this all around the airwaves.

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E01(Pilot)

October 07, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MB

This is the first episode of my new podcast, The Bastard V Lois & Clark! This will be released weekly, but there will be a gap between seasons as I record them in my free time. So with that, let's feel the pain together!

Green Blooded Bastard - The Prophecy 3: The Ascent

October 02, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 37.1 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy 3: The Ascent. This movie is going off the fucking rails and not in a good way, FFS!

Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One

September 25, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 38 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One. This movie is a relatively faithful adaptation of the comic arc. Read the comic if you enjoyed this because it's excellent.

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: ENT S04E22 These Are the Voyages...

September 21, 2022 17:00 - 42 minutes - 19.9 MB

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: ENT S04E22 These Are the Voyages...!

Green Blooded Bastard - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald

September 18, 2022 18:30 - 2 hours - 60.1 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald. This movie is about an alleged bad dude, but what did he do? Why is he bad?

Green Blooded Bastard - The Incredible Hulk

September 11, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Incredible Hulk. This movie is the next shitty one, but this time actually from Marvel. It's not that bad but could have easily been better without trying too hard.

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: TNG S07E12 The Pegasus

September 07, 2022 17:00 - 45 minutes - 21.2 MB

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: TNG S07E12 The Pegasus!

Green Blooded Bastard - Evil Dead 2

September 04, 2022 18:30 - 1 hour - 37.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead 2. Ash is back at that damned cabin in this movie, and shit hits the fan! I also just bought the video game that just came out.

Green Blooded Bastard - The Social Network

August 28, 2022 19:30 - 1 hour - 54 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Social Network. Zucky has a small cock and isn't afraid to use it because he's the fucking CEO bitch!

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: TOS S01E10 The Corbomite Maneuver

August 24, 2022 17:00 - 50 minutes - 23.4 MB

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: TOS S01E10 The Corbomite Maneuver!

Green Blooded Bastard - Batman And Harley Quinn

August 21, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 32 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman And Harley Quinn. In this movie, Batman gets to fight side by side with the Harley Quinn suckas!

Green Blooded Bastard - Lords Of Salem

August 14, 2022 19:30 - 1 hour - 46.4 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lords Of Salem. This film took years from my life, but it's still better than most of Rob Zombie's life. HA!

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: TOS S01E22 Space Seed

August 10, 2022 17:00 - 50 minutes - 24.3 MB

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: TOS S01E22 Space Seed!

Green Blooded Bastard - The Dark Knight

August 07, 2022 17:00 - 2 hours - 69.1 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Dark Knight. This is the movie where Bale pulled his batcock out and slapped Joker in his face with his rhubarb!

Green Blooded Bastard - Hellraiser: Inferno

July 31, 2022 20:00 - 1 hour - 46.4 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser: Inferno. Uncle Keith from One Tree Hill plays a cop in this shit show of a movie that feels like Se7en got ass raped by a David Lynch impersonater.

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: TOS S01E12 The Menagerie Part 2

July 27, 2022 17:00 - 50 minutes - 23 MB

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: TOS S01E12 The Menagerie Part 2!

Green Blooded Bastard - Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

July 24, 2022 18:00 - 2 hours - 61.5 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me. This movie is about some crazy shit from the black lodge fucking up people's lives, and David Bowie whips his dick out, son!

Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Begins

July 17, 2022 19:00 - 2 hours - 62.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Begins. Bale whipped his dick out in this one and throat punched Taken.

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: TOS S01E11 The Menagerie Part 1

July 13, 2022 17:00 - 49 minutes - 22.7 MB

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: TOS S01E11 The Menagerie Part 1!

Green Blooded Bastard - Prometheus

July 10, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Prometheus. Old man shit dick decides that he wants to jerk off on us all, and we got this shit.

Green Blooded Bastard - Back to the Future

July 03, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 53.7 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future! Time Travel Fun Time

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: VOY S04E01 - Scorpion Pt. 2

June 29, 2022 17:00 - 46 minutes - 21.7 MB

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: VOY S04E01 - Scorpion Pt. 2!

Green Blooded Bastard - The Evil Dead

June 26, 2022 19:30 - 1 hour - 39.4 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Evil Dead. In this movie, Ash is a smooth-talking dude taking a weekend off up in the woods with some great friends until shit hits the fan!

Green Blooded Bastard - Twister

June 19, 2022 20:00 - 1 hour - 49.3 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Twister. Yeah, bitches it's tornado time, son! So whip it out and rub it out because shit is hitting the fan!

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: VOY S03E26 - Scorpion Pt. 1

June 15, 2022 17:00 - 46 minutes - 21.2 MB

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: VOY S03E26 - Scorpion Pt. 1!

Green Blooded Bastard - The Prophecy 2

June 12, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 36.8 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy 2. This movie pulls its religion out and slips it in our ass. Oh, Hell Yeah!

Green Blooded Bastard - Spawn

June 05, 2022 19:30 - 1 hour - 41.7 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spawn. In this movie, Spawn gets shot, stabbed, punched and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it, Spawn! It's a lot like the comic and dated, but still fun enough.

Green Blooded Bastard - Hellraiser 4: Bloodline

May 29, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 39.5 MB

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser 4: Bloodline. A dude killed his parents, got their money, and then bought a strange piece of "art" for $250 for his sex dungeon above his fucked up club. Some other shit just happened, and then there's the CD shooting shit.

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