Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
751 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingThe Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Episodes
Green Blooded Bastard - Trumbo
September 20, 2020 20:30 - 1 hour - 33.7 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Trumbo. This movie is about a crazy, broken, and beautiful person that stands up to a jingoistic witch hunt and fights the good fight to shove it in the asshole's assholes.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E10 (The Hand of God)
September 18, 2020 17:00 - 43 minutes - 12.4 MBFat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S01E10 (The Hand of God). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Final Destination 3
September 13, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 25.3 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Final Destination 3. This movie is about another chick that freaks the fuck out and pisses off death. That is just the continuing and shit goes fucking nuts! Tony Todd bitches again! jk.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E09 (Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down)
September 11, 2020 17:00 - 43 minutes - 12.4 MBFat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S01E09 (Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Shining
September 06, 2020 18:00 - 2 hours - 40.8 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Shining. This movie is about a guy named Jack and he is a writer and he has a hot mess of a wife and feels titties on ghosts until he becomes one. The Shining!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E08 (Flesh and Bone)
September 04, 2020 17:00 - 43 minutes - 12.6 MBFat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E08 (Flesh and Bone). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Predator
August 30, 2020 18:30 - 1 hour - 46.8 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Predator. A true rumble in the burbs!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E07 (Six Degrees of Separation)
August 28, 2020 17:00 - 42 minutes - 12.3 MBFat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E07 (Six Degrees of Separation). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - A Christmas Prince
August 23, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 25.8 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince. So a chick goes undercover and falls in love with a prince. It's winter and the Borg queen is the mother. Also, a princess is in a wheelchair.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E06 (Litmus)
August 21, 2020 17:00 - 43 minutes - 12.5 MBFat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01 E06 (Litmus). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Ready or Not
August 16, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 42 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ready or Not. This movie is fun, the girl has the look and it's also a bit of fresh air too for the thriller genre. Balls deep bitches and SATAN!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E05 (You Can't Go Home Again)
August 14, 2020 17:00 - 43 minutes - 12.4 MBFat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E05 (You Can't Go Home Again). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Holmes & Watson
August 09, 2020 18:30 - 1 hour - 24.9 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Holmes & Watson. So a guy cheats on his wife, gets set up for murder, and then gets cleared by his wife because she's a lawyer and I just copied that from another episode because this film fucking sucks knob boi!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E04 (Act of Contrition)
August 07, 2020 17:00 - 43 minutes - 12.5 MBFat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E04 (Act of Contrition). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Freddy vs. Jason
August 02, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 26.2 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freddy vs. Jason. This movie is epic shit son, it's also Balls deep in 2000s glory!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E3 (Bastille Day)
July 31, 2020 17:00 - 44 minutes - 12.7 MBFat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E03 (Bastille Day). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Final Destination 2
July 26, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 24.5 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Final Destination 2. This movie is about a chick that freaks the fuck out and pisses off death. That is just the continuing and shit goes fucking nuts! Tony Todd bitches again!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E02 (Water)
July 24, 2020 17:00 - 44 minutes - 12.7 MBFat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E02 (Water). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - From Russia With Love
July 19, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 32.9 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches From Russia With Love. The 2nd in the James Bond film franchise son! Two in the Pink and One in the Stink!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S01E01 (33)
July 17, 2020 17:00 - 44 minutes - 12.8 MBFat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: S01E01 (33). Let's frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Code 8
July 12, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 25.8 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Code 8. This movie is really good and a lot of fun, but my podcast is dog shit! Some dudes with x-men like powers are fucking shit up!
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 2
July 10, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 25.9 MBFat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 2. This is the second part of a miniseries that revitalized sci-fi and storytelling and turned a cult classic television show into a classic. This is a repost of a prior episode of the main feed, but the start of a new series Fat Apollo Is Life where I watch Battlestar Galactica.
Green Blooded Bastard - Happy Death Day 2U
July 05, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 26.3 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Death Day 2U. This movie is fun, the girl has the look and she's an absolute delight in this film. She steals the movie away from the Asian dude and runs!
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 1
July 03, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 27.4 MBFat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 1. This is the first part of a miniseries that revitalized sci-fi and storytelling and turned a cult classic television show into a classic. This is a repost of a prior episode of the main feed, but the start of a new series Fat Apollo Is Life where I watch Battlestar Galactica.
Green Blooded Bastard - Freshman Fall
June 28, 2020 18:30 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freshman Fall. Freshman Fall tells the story of Melissa Connell (Candace Cameron Bure), a college freshman anxious to fit in with the popular crowd. After arriving, she is invited to a party by a guy, Scott Baker (Mark-Paul Gosselaar), with her roommates Jordan McCann (Jenna Von Oy) and Kellie Salter (Nikki Cox), and attracts the attention of Scott, the member of the college's most popular fraternity (to which her brother, Michael Connell (Brandon ...
Green Blooded Bastard - Resident Evil: Extinction
June 21, 2020 20:30 - 1 hour - 25.3 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Extinction. This movie attempts to push the story of humanity's extinction to another level while some survivors are hanging out in the desert.
Green Blooded Bastard - Jumanji: The Next Level
June 14, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 32.8 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jumanji: The Next Level. In this movie, The Rock runs around rage kicking ass, but this time it's Danny DeVito inside him for a while and there's flying horses and shit.
Green Blooded Bastard - In Defense Of A Married Man
June 07, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 26.9 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches In Defense Of A Married Man. So a guy cheats on his wife, gets set up for murder, and then gets cleared by his wife because she's a lawyer and there are lots of people that you'll recognize. Hellz yeah!
Green Blooded Bastard - Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell
May 31, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 21.3 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell. In this movie, Hulk & Doctor Strange are heroes and they are fighting Monsters on Rob Zombie's Halloween. I'm not going to lie... I passed out a few times during this film and obviously didn't turn the sound off because I was very tired and frankly don't remember what happened during this film.
Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
May 24, 2020 19:30 - 2 hours - 43.9 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets. In this movie, there are 9000 wizards and they are crazy fast and can do magic as nobody knows! Jk, but there is Harry Potter and he doesn't fuck around because there's a large ass snake and it is looking to kill p33ps
Green Blooded Bastard - Jason X
May 17, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 25.1 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Jason X. This movie is epic, it's also a bit of fresh air too. Balls deep in space bitches!
Green Blooded Bastard - Happy Death Day
May 10, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 26 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Death Day. This movie is fun, the girl has the look and it's also a bit of fresh air too for the horror genre. Balls deep bitches!
Green Blooded Bastard - LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape
May 03, 2020 19:30 - 25 minutes - 7.33 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape. This movie is a fun enough and well-made film that kind of skirts the real film's story but changes it up for kids. The jokes were funny, but too many hot dogs.
Green Blooded Bastard - Eyes Wide Shut
April 26, 2020 19:00 - 2 hours - 44.4 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eyes Wide Shut. This movie is about a guy named Tommy and he is a doctor and he has a hot wife and feels titties every day and everything is great until it's not. EYES... WIDE... Shut!
Green Blooded Bastard - Velvet Buzzsaw
April 19, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 30.9 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Velvet Buzzsaw. This movie is fun... really fucking fun, but it's over so suck it, bitches! HAHAHA
Green Blooded Bastard - Room
April 12, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 32.6 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Room. This movie is some depressing shit, but still pretty great. Give it a watch.
Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
April 05, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 42.5 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010). This movie is boring, but after New NIghtmare, they had to do something! Too bad it was a shoddy remake of the original. They had a chance to do some cool ass shit, but fuck it!
Green Blooded Bastard - Victim of Beauty
March 29, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Victim of Beauty. The recounting of a terrible crime that wracked a family and galvanized police in South Carolina in the 1980s. Jeri Fucking Ryan is in this! ALSO KNOWN AS - Nightmare in Columbia County & Victim of Beauty: The Dawn Smith Story
Green Blooded Bastard - Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood
March 22, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 33.9 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood. This movie is fun enough and well-made film. The jokes were funny, but I had no idea what was going on for most of it! hahaha
Green Blooded Bastard - What Did Jack Do?
March 17, 2020 22:00 - 17 minutes - 5 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches What Did Jack Do? David fucking Lynch and a gd monkey!
Green Blooded Bastard - Backdraft 2
March 15, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 46 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Backdraft 2. This movie spawned a sequel like 25 years later that nobody needed or wanted haha! Frankly, even though this is low budget and all that crap it actually works a bit better than the original story-wise.
Green Blooded Bastard - Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
March 13, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 40.9 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. This movie is strange, but after the last one, it's also a bit of fresh air too. Balls deep in bitches!
Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind: World at War
March 08, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 43 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: World at War. Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards! It's actually worse than the book, also very similar to the book. The film has made some strange changes, but it is still in the same vein of the book and makes a bit more sense. I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E6 - The Augments (3/3)
March 04, 2020 23:00 - 43 minutes - 12.3 MBHey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:ENT S4E6 - The Augments (3/3).
Green Blooded Bastard - Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans
March 01, 2020 20:30 - 1 hour - 34.5 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans. This movie is strange, but fun and has a pretty good story for a "kids" movie. Give it a shot.
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E5 - Cold Station 12 (2/3)
February 26, 2020 23:00 - 43 minutes - 12.3 MBHey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:ENT S4E5 - Cold Station 12 (2/3).
Green Blooded Bastard - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
February 23, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 34.3 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. This movie is fun(ish), but should have been the original sequel to Jurassic Park! Enjoy the lava son.
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E4 - Borderland (1/3)
February 19, 2020 23:00 - 43 minutes - 12.4 MBHey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:ENT S4E4 - Borderland (1/3).
Green Blooded Bastard - Resident Evil: Apocalypse
February 16, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 25.7 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Sci-Fi horror/ Comedy that is fun and unicorns! This movie is different, but still has a bit of the first one and shows where the franchise will go at the same time.
Green Blooded Bastard - Backdraft
February 09, 2020 21:00 - 2 hours - 37.7 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Backdraft. This movie spawned a sequel like 25 years later that nobody needed or wanted haha!