Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
754 episodes - English - Latest episode: 14 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingThe Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Episodes
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E4 - Borderland (1/3)
February 19, 2020 23:00 - 43 minutes - 12.4 MBHey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:ENT S4E4 - Borderland (1/3).
Green Blooded Bastard - Resident Evil: Apocalypse
February 16, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 25.7 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Sci-Fi horror/ Comedy that is fun and unicorns! This movie is different, but still has a bit of the first one and shows where the franchise will go at the same time.
Green Blooded Bastard - Backdraft
February 09, 2020 21:00 - 2 hours - 37.7 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Backdraft. This movie spawned a sequel like 25 years later that nobody needed or wanted haha!
Green Blooded Bastard - Deep Blue Sea (TV EDIT)
February 08, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 34.4 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deep Blue Sea (TV EDIT). Sharks will cut your face son, but this time it's in a bonus episode where I did a horrible tv edit ver.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - Project: ALF
February 04, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 26.3 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for Project: ALF. This is the final episode of this series, thank you.
Green Blooded Bastard - Bumblebee
February 02, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 31.8 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bumblebee. This is a movie wherein a robot learns to live again and a young woman learns to love again. A big knucklehead wrestler tries his best not to shit the bed.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E24 (Consider Me Gone)
January 28, 2020 18:00 - 21 minutes - 10 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E24 (Consider Me Gone).
Green Blooded Bastard - Underworld: Endless War
January 26, 2020 20:30 - 18 minutes - 8.79 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Endless War. In this movie, Kate Beckinsale(possibly) is a smooth-talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles but also blow minds and kill werewolves part 2 with hybrids! fml. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKz-GdsSEqw
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E23 (I Gotta Be Me)
January 21, 2020 18:00 - 21 minutes - 9.93 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E23 (I Gotta Be Me).
Green Blooded Bastard - Righteous Kill
January 19, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 28.1 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Righteous Kill. This movie is bad, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is really nothing worth watching this for. I just copied this from a Friday the 13th podcast.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E22 (Hungry Like the Wolf)
January 14, 2020 18:00 - 21 minutes - 10.1 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E22 (Hungry Like the Wolf).
Green Blooded Bastard - Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell
January 12, 2020 20:30 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell. Kevin Bacon is still not in this one either, but fuck it who cares! Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's got a fucking son?!?!?! Fuck yeah!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E21 (Stayin' Alive)
January 07, 2020 18:00 - 21 minutes - 10.2 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E21 (Stayin' Alive).
Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force
January 05, 2020 20:30 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force. Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards! It's actually worse than the book, also very similar to the book. The film has made some dumb edits. I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha currently onto book 5! hahaha
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E20 (Mr. Sandman)
December 31, 2019 18:00 - 21 minutes - 6.22 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E20 (Mr. Sandman).
Green Blooded Bastard - Austin Powers in Goldmember
December 29, 2019 18:00 - 1 hour - 41 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Austin Powers in Goldmember. In this movie, it's even more of the same shit from the first one, but now with a useless singer chick.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E19 (When I'm 64)
December 24, 2019 18:00 - 21 minutes - 6.23 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E19 (When I'm 64).
Green Blooded Bastard - Underworld: Blood Wars
December 22, 2019 20:30 - 1 hour - 23.9 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Blood Wars. In this movie, Kate Beckinsale is wearing tight black clothing again and ready to fuck you or kill you because... Michael! New hybrids!?!?! fml.
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:TOS S3E15 - Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
December 18, 2019 21:30 - 52 minutes - 14.9 MBHey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TOS S3E15 - Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E18 (The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades)
December 17, 2019 18:00 - 21 minutes - 10.1 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E18 (The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades).
Green Blooded Bastard - Tremors 5: Bloodlines
December 15, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 27.3 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 5: Bloodlines. Kevin Bacon is not in this one either, but fuck it who cares! Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's got a fucking son?!?!?! Fuck yeah!
Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan
December 13, 2019 16:30 - 1 hour - 33.7 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan. This movie is bad, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is really nothing worth watching this for.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E17 (Gimme That Old Time Religion)
December 10, 2019 18:00 - 21 minutes - 9.88 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E17 (Gimme That Old Time Religion).
Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind (2000)
December 08, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 27.9 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind (2000). Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards! It's actually a pretty fun movie and very similar to the book. The film has made some smart edits. I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E16 (True Colors)
December 03, 2019 18:00 - 22 minutes - 6.29 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E16 (True Colors).
Green Blooded Bastard - Phantasm
December 01, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 25.2 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Phantasm. This movie is somewhat classic in that it kicked sci-fi/horror off into a new and strange direction. I'm pretty sure I was unconscious for most of this movie.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E15 (Love on the Rocks)
November 26, 2019 18:00 - 21 minutes - 6.22 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E15 (Love on the Rocks).
Green Blooded Bastard - Varsity Blues
November 24, 2019 19:30 - 1 hour - 29.3 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Varsity Blues. Football, Dawson, Fatfuck, Amy Smart, Paul Walker(aka Crash & Burn) and Jon Voight... Fuck yeah to the 1990s!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E14 (Make 'Em Laugh)
November 19, 2019 18:00 - 23 minutes - 6.86 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E14 (Make 'Em Laugh).
Green Blooded Bastard - Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
November 17, 2019 20:30 - 1 hour - 28.4 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 4: The Legend Begins. Kevin Bacon is not in this one. Not sure who is... Michael Gross is back in the wild west bitches!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E13 (It's My Party)
November 12, 2019 18:00 - 22 minutes - 6.33 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E13 (It's My Party).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Sixth Sense
November 10, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 29.5 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Sixth Sense. The Happening is about grass and trees fist fucking us in the only way they know-how and this is not that, but it's The Sixth Sense! She and Him run through the woods and remember why they like fucking each other or something.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E12 (Fever)
November 05, 2019 18:00 - 22 minutes - 10.3 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E12 (Fever).
Green Blooded Bastard - Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle
November 03, 2019 20:30 - 1 hour - 51.4 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle. In this movie, The Rock runs around rage kicking ass and looking for BJs at every turn while wearing a fucking lion's head like a fucking hat... jk! This movie is fucking off the gd hook son!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E11 (Happy Together)
October 29, 2019 17:00 - 21 minutes - 10.2 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E11 (Happy Together).
Green Blooded Bastard - Insidious
October 27, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 28.6 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Insidious. In this movie, Insidious is a smooth-talking computer demon from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles but also blow minds and kill stuff or something! fml.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E10 (Break Up to Make Up)
October 22, 2019 17:00 - 20 minutes - 9.53 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E10 (Break Up to Make Up).
Green Blooded Bastard - Tremors 3: Back To Perfection
October 20, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 28.7 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 3: Back To Perfection. Kevin Bacon is not in this one. Not sure who is... Michael Gross bitches!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E09 (Live and Let Die)
October 15, 2019 17:00 - 21 minutes - 10.1 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E09 (Live and Let Die).
Green Blooded Bastard - Knight Rider 2000
October 13, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 27.4 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Knight Rider 2000. This movie is another backdoor pilot that has some no titty action that was made to make some money for assholes!. America fuck yeah!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E08 (The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face)
October 08, 2019 17:00 - 21 minutes - 10.2 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E08 (The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face).
Green Blooded Bastard - Death Of A Cheerleader
October 06, 2019 22:05 - 1 hour - 26.3 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Of A Cheerleader. Not a great movie, but it sure is hell is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E07 (He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother)
October 01, 2019 17:00 - 22 minutes - 6.43 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E07 (He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother).
Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone
September 29, 2019 19:30 - 2 hours - 49.8 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. In this movie, there are 9000 wizards and they are crazy fast and can do magic as nobody knows! Jk, but there is Harry Potter and he doesn't fuck around because he is the son Alfred or some shit!?!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E06 (Hooked on a Feeling)
September 24, 2019 23:34 - 22 minutes - 10.5 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E06 (Hooked on a Feeling).
Green Blooded Bastard - It (2017)
September 22, 2019 21:08 - 2 hours - 60.7 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It (2017). This movie is about an extra-dimensional spider alien creature thingy based on the awesome book! This first part stuff is pretty solid and holds up ok so I figured I'd say shit about it and sound stupid and shit.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E05 (Mind Games)
September 17, 2019 17:00 - 22 minutes - 10.6 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E05 (Mind Games).
Green Blooded Bastard- Tremors 2: Aftershocks
September 15, 2019 20:56 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 2: Aftershocks. Kevin Bacon still has a big cock but isn't in this fucking movie!
Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th Part 7: The New Blood
September 13, 2019 09:30 - 1 hour - 39.9 MBThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 7: The New Blood. This movie is fucked up, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is some fun stuff in here, but not as much as I'd like.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S04E04 (We're in the Money)
September 10, 2019 17:00 - 21 minutes - 10 MBHey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E04 (We're in the Money).