ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
482 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsEloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour.
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ESN033 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 033
May 20, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 47.9 MBHello ESNers, This week we've come from the scorching hot and water strickend land of the Australian outback to bring you episode 33. It was tough and we almost didn't make it due to thirst but just before the final curtain we were saved by the wonderful image of Fireworks with plenty of beer to save us. In thanks, we threw her on the show and you know it get's crazy when she's on it. In this episode we talk about; HOME MADE APPLE CRUMBLE | FEET | FECES | FARTING | I kid you not... | QUESTI...
ESN032 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 032
May 13, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 44 MBHello ESNers, This week we’ve come from the midsts of the Cambodian bush to bring you episode 32. Along the way we found two hitch-hikers who upon closer inspection we realised were the parents of Stavros & Wahala, we recorded the show in the VW camper van there and then to utilise their natural resources. So, taking that into account, in this episode we ask the adults; WHY THEY STUCK AROUND IN THE UK WHEN IT GOT HARD | HOW THEY HAD TO CHANGE TO A NEW COUNTRY WHEN THEY FIRST MOVED COUNTRY | ...
ESN031 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 031
May 06, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.3 MBHello Men & Women of Earth, the good guys from another galaxy have returned for another week to bless you all with some knowledge and humour. The least you can do is listen to their outer-dimensional rant. You might learn something. This time the guys talk about; VIRGIN DAUGHTERS | VIRGIN SONS | 16 YEAR OLDS DATING | CONDOMS FOUND ON PEOPLE DATING YOUR YOUNG DAUGHTER | OUR INTER-GALACTIC POLICE STOP AND SEARCH STORIES | HOW TO DEAL WITH THE POLICE IF STOPPED (AND LEGIT) | ROUNDABOUTS | UNDER...
ESN030 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 030
April 29, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 31.6 MBHello Ladies & Gentlemen, Hope all’s well. We’ve reached the BIG 30 and it’s a blessing to be able to share that with you guys. This week we ask questions such as; WOULD SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS BE BETTER IF IT WAS ALL BASED ON PERSONALITIES | IF CLOTHES ACTUALLY MAKE THE MAN | THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ‘JUDGING’ SOMEONE AND ‘TELLING ABOUT SOMEONE’ | IF CARS REFLECT THEIR OWNERS | IF IT’S APPROPRIATE TO ASSESS WEED AS A LESSER DRUG
ESN027 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 027
April 08, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 36.5 MBHello people, with Wahala & Webslinger out of town having fun and doing whatever it is they do out of town Peter Swift and new comer Diane joined in the show and boy, what a show. We had to cut it down to an hour but we're seriously considering an out-take show with this one. What we talk about here though is; IF BLACK PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MARTIN LUTHER KING AS WELL AS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT JOHN F. KENNEDY | IF POLITICIANS OR MUSICIANS HAVE A BIGGER SOCIAL IMPACT| IF WHITE PEOPLE HAVE A SUPERI...
ESN028 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 028
April 08, 2011 00:00 - 56 minutes - 26.1 MBHey people, if you missed Wahala, never fear, the boy is black, I mean back. As for Webslinger? He’s still doing his NY Fly By. We’re NOT jealous, we’re NOT jealous, we’re… you get the message. Anywho, this week we’re working as a trilateral commission but firing on all fronts. And when I say fire, I mean FIRE! It get’s a bit heated in this episode, you’re gonna have to listen to find out why but in the mean time, we talk about; IF A MAN CAN LEGITIMATELY BE A VICTIM OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE | I...
ESN029 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 029
April 01, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBYush people, The Fest is back again to bring joy and an essence of arrogance to your life. This week we kinda go into relationship counselling mode again. It wasn't the plan but the subject just took over. You can take the advice or leave, it don't matter. What we talk about is; HOW WE 'RECORDED' 20 MINUTES WORTH OF A SHOW AND DIDN'T ACTUALLY RECORD ANYTHING (OOPS) | CAPE WEARING VAGIN SAVERS | SPARTACUS KILLING AND BANGING | WHAT WE'D DO IF GIVEN A 'YOU MUST MARRY ME SOON' ULTIMATUM BY A PA...
ESN026 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 026
April 01, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 30.5 MBGreetings brethren, welcome to the abode of Nothing Eloquently Said. We can only hope your day has brought you peace and joy thus far, we’ll see what we can do to give you some laughs on top of that. In this weeks podcast we discuss; BEING A STEP DAD AND MOVING AWAY FROM THE BIOLOGICAL DAD | HOW RAISING A CHILD IS LIKE RAISING A COUNTRY | FLAGS | WE ARE NICE TO GHANAIANS | WHAT OUR FLAGS WOULD BE IF WE HAD OUR OWN COUNTRIES | 70’S GERMAN PORN | FAVOURITE OLD FILMS Email your comments or que...
ESN025 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 025
March 25, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 28.4 MBHello Bat-Fans and welcome to the quarter century episode of Eloquently Saying Nothing. This time around we talk about; OUR ITUNES COMPUTABILITY | WHAT APP WE'D CREATE WITH FREE REIGN | WHAT WE'D HAVE AS OUR THREE WISHES IF WE MET THE GREAT GENIE | IF APPLE IS A CULT | THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUFF PUFF AND FESTIVAL | GEEKS VS BAD BOYS | ADIDAS, NIKE OR REEBOK | BRAND LOYALTY | HOW MAN SHOES WE OWN | WHEN YOU SHOULD OPEN BOX FRESH TRAINERS | ASDA SUITS | WHAT MENS FRAGRANCES SEND A WOMAN WILD...
ESN024 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 024
March 15, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 36.9 MBHello there people, we hope you feel as good as we do... cause our skin is soft! Welcome to Episode 24. We got the Slag-Fest legend 'Rana' in the house for the first time and he get's right in there like a true solider, picking up the slack that Webslinger left behind. In this episode we get into, among other things; CHARLIE SHEEN (#WINNING) | PASTOR JAMES DAVID MANNING | WEBS GETTING AN ADVERT BY THE GREAT DR PASTOR JAMES DAVID MANNING PHD | HOW WE'D DEAL WITH OUR CHILDREN TAKING ON THE CU...
ESN023 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 023
March 11, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 48.6 MBHey people, welcome to ESN23 It’s a long one. Don’t look at us like that, the episode is a long one but that’s cool, cause we got Fireworks & Comfort along for the ride with us. First time with TWO FEMALES on the show. With their help we discuss; Women That Call And Talk To You For No Reason | How You Find Yourself In The Friend Zone And How You Break Out | If It’s Cool For A Women To Have A Male Confidant | We Sing The Golden Girls Them | If You Can Have Sex With Someone In The Friend Zone ...
ESN022 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 022
March 03, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 30.8 MBHey people, welcome to ESN22 featuring extra special guests Mr & Mrs Williams aka the parents of Stavros & Wahala. How blessed is that? As you can imagine this episode is a lot more PC than usual so the kids and grown folk can join in with this one. In today’s episode we focus on the Williams’ seniors relationship and experience. Among other things we discuss… HOW THEY MET | LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT | THE IMPORTANCE OF THE FAMILY OF THE ONE YOU LOVE | HOW LOVE CAN GROW OVER TIME | THE EFFECTS OF ...
ESN021 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 021
February 25, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 16.9 MBEpisode 21 is a up and down emotional rollercoaster. Brace yourself… BODYFORM FOR MEN | IF MEN ARE TO BLAME FOR WOMEN CHANGING THEIR BODIES | CANKLES | WHAT THE BIGGEST SIZED WOMAN WITH HAD ‘FUN’ WITH | CELEBRITIES THAT COMMIT CRIMES | ETHNIC SPEAK AND SPELL | LRA | WRESTLERS | SHOUT OUT OUR LISTENERS | IF WE’D HELP OUR CHILD ESCAPE POLICE AFTER A HEINOUS CRIME | IF WE’D HAVE ‘FUN’ WITH FEMALE PRISONERS IF WE WERE GUARDS | IF WE’D HAVE MMMMM ‘FUN’ WITH SOMEONE IN A RELATIONSHIP ALREADY | IF ...
ESN020 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 020
February 18, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 37.6 MBPeople, we’ve made it past our teens, 20 and still beautiful. To commemorate that, we get real raw with it. This episode we went back to the ESN roots. Just chatting nothing for an hour. Here’s what we covered… Rastafarians | Queens English V Pigeon/Broken English Vs Patois | Jamaican & Nigerian Call Centers | Old Testament Vs New Testament | The Bible Re-Written | Sex On The First Date | How Long To Wait Before Having Sex | Kicking Women Down Stairs | Asking For A Paternity Test | Identifyin...
ESN019 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 019
February 10, 2011 00:00 - 42 minutes - 19.8 MBWe’ve made it to episode 19 and commentary on subjects like; What We’d In A Bromance Situation | If Bottom Implants Are Okay? | If We Prefer Bottom Or Breast Implants | If It’s Right To Ban Someone From Having Sex? | George Bush’s IQ | Euthanasia | That’s that folks. Another episode wrapped up. Check the links below for stuff mentioned in the show. Please remember that we need YOUR questions to keep the show moving. They don’t appear from thin air. Keep them coming. Email us at esnpodcast@gma...
ESN018 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 018
February 04, 2011 00:00 - 50 minutes - 23.3 MBFolks, it’s good to be back. Hope life is good in whatever part of the world you’re in. Right, in this episode we discuss; If We’d Ask Out A Woman That Knows 4500 People On Facebook | The Everlasting Sagas Of Trina! | If We Could Be With Someone That’s Been With A Mutual Friend | How To Let A Friend, Lover, Partner Down Easy| What We’d do If We Woke Up To A Beautiful Stranger Giving Us Happy Time | We Plug The ESN Group | Ask What Most Important Albums For Each Of Us Are Since The Year 2000 |...
ESN017 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 017
January 14, 2011 00:00 - 51 minutes - 23.6 MBHello Ladies & Gentlemen, we are back to articulately blab air just for lil old you. We’re so happy you could join us. In this episode we actually argue quite a bit but whilst doing that we talk about; Beating Kids, Reasoning With Kids, The Difference Between Fear And Respect, Biggest Problems Facing Black Men Today, Anal Rape, Blaming White People For Black Peoples Problems, The Difference Between How Different Cultures Grow Up, Skunk Weed, Black People Being Annoying, How Our Parents Succee...
ESN014 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 014
January 07, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 32.5 MBHey folks, we’re back and have a full house of Slag-Fest Soldiers. No less than seven of us to entertain you this time around. And it get’s passionate and heated this week. In this episode we discuss; The General Price Rises In Everything In The UK, Prenuptial Contracts, Old People Having Kids, Somehow We Equate Sky TV Packages With Gay Relationships When Talking About Gay Couples Adopting Kids, What Puts Men Off Women Once They Reach The Bedroom, If We Use Our Knowledge, Instincts Or Holy Gh...
ESN016 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 016
January 07, 2011 00:00 - 38 minutes - 8.98 MBHello there people, in episode 16 we discuss; Why So Many Woman Are Single, Check List Criteria For Opposite Sex, Why Men Don’t Dance With Women Anymore & Generally Find It Hard To Talk To Women, How Often We’ve Asked Women Out In Ratio To How Often We Get Asked Out, If Social Networking The New ‘Blind Date’, Our Views On Internet Date Sites, The Pros And Cons Of Speed Dating & Finally We Talk About Overseas Relationships. Basically, It’s A Whole Episode On Relationship Advice… For Free! Take...
ESN013 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 013
December 31, 2010 00:00 - 1 hour - 30.5 MBHey folks, thanks for coming back, and guess what? After much demand we finally got a woman in on the act. Fireworks is present front and centre to give this weeks Podcast a more feminine touch. In this episode we discuss; If We’d Read A Partners Diary, Relationship Status’ On Facebook Too Much?, If Talking Slang Is A Turn Off, If The ‘x’ Kiss & Hugs Business Is Needed At The End Of Digital Messages, Proverb 11:22, Camel Toes, Does A Woman’s Attire Dictate How A Man Acts Towards Her, If & Why...
ESN012 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 012
December 24, 2010 00:00 - 1 hour - 30 MBHey folks, thanks for coming back. In this episode we discuss; Sparking Up A Relationship With Another Mans Ex Mistress, Stalkers, How To Break Up A Relationship, Men Are Not Scared Of Commitment, The Theory Every Woman Already Knows The Man They SHOULD Be With But Aren’t Because They’re Too Nice, If Black Women Go Out With White Men Because They Can Dominate Him, Will & Jada vs Jay-Z & Beyonce, Does Hard Work = Success Automatically?, Peoples Complaints On Our Views & If Going Through A Part...
ESN011 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 011
December 17, 2010 00:00 - 1 hour - 28.1 MBBack again folks. In episode eleven we discuss; The conversation we started but didn’t finish about Favourite TV Shows, Punching Each Other In The Face, The Highs & Lows Of The Wire, How Sunset Beach Is Comparable To A Nollywood Film, Men’s Obsession with Girl On Girl Action, If We’d Engaged In Threesome With Our Wives, The Idea All Woman Have Homosexual Tendencies, If We’d Pay For Our Women’s Hair - Specifically Weave, If Our Women Should Work Once We Make Enough Money For Two, If We Could B...
ESN009 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 009
December 03, 2010 00:00 - 1 hour - 28.9 MBAnother week, another chance to talk about nothing in particular. In episode nine we discuss; Dancing Chicks, Stretch Marks, Sexual Fetishes, Independence In A Relationship, Multi-Cultural Adoption, Relationship Balance, Awkward Questions From Children, What Sex Is Better Equipped To Be A Single Parent, Gypsy’s, Nike High Heels & The Pros & Cons Of Digital Books. It was fun. As always, links mentioned in the show are below and feedback is requested & appreciated. You can email us at esnpodcas...
ESN008 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 008
November 26, 2010 00:00 - 1 hour - 28.4 MBAnother week, another chance to talk about nothing in particular. In episode eight we discuss; Straight Hair On Men, Jeri Curl, Star Wars, Male Pedicures, Bleached Skin, Fake Tan, Black People Tanning, Cutting Off Eyebrows & Then Painting Them Back On (WHY?), Fake Eyelashes, Children Or Marriage Having A Stronger Tie, South African Honeymoons, The £56 EuroMillion Winners Soon To Be Kidnapped Ex Wife, Prenuptial Agreements, 1 Day The Brummie TV “Hip-Hopera”, Ethnic Portrayal In TV, That Sexy C...
ESN007 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 007
November 19, 2010 00:00 - 1 hour - 28.6 MBWe back again for episode number seven of Eloquently Saying Nothing. In this episode we discuss; Hoodies, Murder vs Manslaughter, Judging People, Are The Royal Family Relevant & Duke Phillips Racists Gangsterness, Eating Kangaroo Penis, Money For Torture, Nigerian Torture Or Murder, Ethnic Bond Villians, Food Vs Sex, Dressing Up For Your Woman, Fela Play, Hayes Vs Harrison & Posing For Gay Magazines. It’s a nice mixed bag of topics for you. As always, feedback is requested & appreciated. You ...
ESN015 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 015
November 12, 2010 00:00 - 47 minutes - 21.9 MBAnother week, another chance to talk some madness. In this episode we… well, we blaspheme. For that we repent of our sins. We also talk about; Birds & Fish Dying In Mass Since New Years Eve, A little Blasphemy (We’re Sorry), God, His Wrath & Jealousy And If He ‘Should’ Be Jealous, How We’d Pick A Woman If We Were Blind, A little Blasphemy (It Was A Mistake), If We’d Leave That Woman If We Got Our Sight Back & Realised She Was Ugly, A little Blasphemy (We Don’t Know How It Happened, Honest Gov...
ESN006 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 006
November 12, 2010 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.7 MBWe back again for episode number six of Eloquently Saying Nothing. In this weeks episode we get a bunch of questions from woman so we’ve dubbed this THE LADIES EDITION. Here’s what we spoke about; Male Contraceptive Pill, Too Many Baby Fathers, Lip Hair, Why Certain Woman Attract Certain Men, Young Girls Promiscuity, Is It Okay To Have Lots Of Sex With Lots Of Partners?, Why Some Men Can’t Take No, Public Suicide (Selfish or Not?) & How To Move On And Deal With An Ended Relationship. As alway...
ESN005 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 005
October 29, 2010 00:00 - 1 hour - 28 MBWe back again for episode number five of Eloquently Saying Nothing. In this weeks episode amongst other things; Igwe’s, What Food / Woman You’d Take To A Deserted Village, A Lot Of Laughing (Forgive Us, We We’re Having Too Much Fun), Bushmeat, Is Crack In McD’s Sweet & Sour Source?, Delivering McDonalds, Baked Beans In Salad, Nigerian vs Jamaican Food, Nigerian Food Sending A Person To Sleep, Women Needing To Step Up, Would Rather Be Cheated On With Someone Of The Same Or Different Sex, Murki...
ESN004 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 004
October 22, 2010 00:00 - 1 hour - 28.6 MBWe back again for episode number four of Eloquently Saying Nothing. This time around we talk about, among other things; Slick Rick, Top 5 Rappers, Jay-Z vs Nas (Takeover vs Ether), Lupe & Kanye Better Than Common?, Rappers That Sing, Yam Flakes The Cereal, Let’s Talk Militants, Do Whites Hold Blacks Down Or Do Blacks Hold Blacks Down, Is One Race More Evil Than Another?, Dennis Mensa In Japan *salute*, Men AND Woman Shaving Legs, Underarms & Private Areas. As always, feedback is requested & a...
ESN003 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 003
October 15, 2010 00:00 - 1 hour - 45 MBBang, we back for a third episode of Eloquently Saying Nothing. The full squadron clicked up for this one Glory To God. This time around we talk about, among other things; Dr. Leroy Thompson (Glory To God!), Cleflo Dollar (Glory To God!), X-Factors TreyC Cohen’s Bottom (Glory To God!), Womans’ Bottom In General (Glory To God!), Corrupt Churches (Glory To God!), Baptisia Drum’n’Bass / Church Skanks Videos (Glory To God!), Jay-Z Freemason (Glory To God!), White Oppression (Glory To God!), Beyon...
ESN002 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 002
October 08, 2010 00:00 - 1 hour - 27.6 MBThis time around we talk about; Visions Of Our The Upcoming Fame, A Stolen Rappers Chain, If Bootlegging Is Cool, The A-Team Movie, The Losers Movie, Begging For Feedback [click »»], Begging For Numbers, 8 Reasons To Date A White Guy, If Brits Are Smarter Than Yanks?, Women Trying To Change Men, Tupac, Media Brainwashing, 50 Cent, Blacks Flossing, Dealing With Your Friends Ex, Whites Envying Blacks Penis, Acceptable Age Difference In Relationships. We know we need to move our phones away from...
ESN001 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 001
October 05, 2010 00:00 - 1 hour - 32 MBThe 1st ever Slag-Fest affiliated podcast. This episode features Webslinger, Wahala & Stavros. In the premier episode we touch briefly on topics like; Not Liking Each Other Much, Bad Breath, Skinny Jeans, Hot ‘Older’ Actresses’, Falling Into The Friend Zone, Women Born In 1966, Nicknames, Waka Flocka lol, Glen Campbell, Sir Shina Peters, The Movies ‘Life’, ‘A Piece Of The Action’ & ‘King Of New York’, Stupid Ass Tattoos, Eddie Murphys Lack Of Uhmmm Child Care, The Taliban Shooting Americans ...