ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
482 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsEloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour.
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Episodes
ESN #2.009 : The Grime Time Episode (Bonus Cut)
February 28, 2017 00:00 - 2 minutes - 2.18 MBBonus outtake from episode 9 of ESN. On the full episode (2.009) we discuss: • The 11 commandment; Thou shall not cheat on thy barber. • Stormzy's new album, the full fledged backing of UK artists to promote it and the best Grime artist. • If it's chivalrous to 'lend' a woman your shoes whilst you walk bare foot or a nonsense • Best restaurants experience & worldwide recommendations • Whether it's scary to meet the parents of the new girlfriend or an opportunity to show someone else how exce...
ESN #2.008 : The Emoji Etiquette Episode
February 19, 2017 14:51 - 1 hour - 92.6 MBIn this episode we discuss: • If the ESN podcast was a boyband, who would be the lead singer and who would go solo • The #HurtBae video, if we've ever been hurt before and how that affected our future relationships • Uncles! The rules and uniform for being an Uncle • How would you act if you found out your Dad wasn't your biological Father • What we think of the Roots remake, should people make remakes in general and much much more Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: ww...
ESN #2.007 : The InstaSnapChat Business Episode (Feat. Sheun of Endless Promotions)
February 14, 2017 04:20 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBIn this episode we discuss: • How long monthly divorce payments should last • If £5,000,000 or Nigerian food is more important to life • Madonna adopting two more children from Malawi • If you could deal with your partner having sex scenes in movies • Gay people supporting Countries where they don't support Gay people • If removing a condom during consensual sex is rape Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/esn...
ESN #2.006 : The Plantation Episode
February 07, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBThe ESN boys are back with another episode! This week wasn't the most eventful one for news so they decided to take it back to when they just had a conversation with a live microphone. In this episode we discuss: • How ESN got started and if it is actually the first Black British podcast • The times that dark skinned people were shunned and when that changed • If any of the guys would date a White woman • If light skinned men are seen as weak or emotional • If Simple Simon would be in the...
ESN #2.005 : The Chocolate Oscars Epsiode
January 31, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 76.2 MBIn this episode we discuss: • Whether or the not the guys feel "Rated" by those around them • Would you be happy with your woman going to see male strippers • The behaviour of the women who attended Chocolate City Strip show • Have the guys ever stripped for a woman • Is the reason there are so many black Oscar nominees due to blacklash of recent years or do they deserve the nominations. • Knife crime and how it is affecting the youth Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: w...
ESN #2.004 : The Midnight Vibration Episode
January 24, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 71.8 MBIn this episode we discuss: • Igbo food vs Yoruba food • Steve Harvey Meeting with Trump • How important is a woman cooking for you as a man • What is the equivalent of cooking for a woman • Nigerians not reaching the Africans Nation Cup • Venus Williams being described as a Gorilla • Chris Brown Vs Souija Boy Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/esnpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media
ESN #2.003 : The Cats, Dogs, Rodents & Pidgin Episode
January 17, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 80.1 MBIn this episode we discuss: • Pigeons & Ghanaian Jollof Rice • If dogs want credit for doggy style • Is the birth of your child really the best day of your life or just the easy answer • The idea of Male 'Abortion' where a man legally renounces all rights to a child before they're born • Whether abortion should be legal or not • The end of the Obama era • The questionably Black Michael Jackson being portrayed by the quintessentially White Joseph Fiennes Show notes: • Michael Jackson says its...
ESN #2.002 : The LGBTQ-LMNOP Episode
January 10, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 72.3 MBIn this episode we discuss: • The dominance of the LGBTQ community within social media and 'Black Twitter' (These guys can't simply say LGBTQ btw) • The difference between Gay, Queer, Camp and the 'F' word being the new 'N' word • Calorie counting Apple Pies & Jaffa Cakes • Male chauvinism and how it's understood in todays society • The Kim Burrell & Ellen DeGeneres Issue • The plight of Black women in this cold, hard world • And if Black men stand up for & defend Black women like they shoul...
ESN #2.001 : The Conscious Retribution Episode
January 03, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 99.9 MBThe FIRST EPISODE of season 2. The ESN boys are back in to bring you their own brand of unique, comedic and thought provoking views on the world. It's good to be back! In this episode we discuss: • Dr Umar Johnson v SARA Suten SETI • Correct Step-Father protocol • The Black male right of passage known as the barber shop • And Man Weave! Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/esnpodcast @esnpodcast on all other...
ESN075 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 075
September 05, 2016 10:53 - 1 hour - 79.8 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from somewhere very private. So private, we can’t tell you where. Shhhhhh. Anyways, it’s been a while since you’ve heard something fresh from us. Demand had it that we come back and show ourselves, so we did, and we brought the whole squadron. For a ONE OFF. In this episode we talk about; CANNED SUPERMALT | WOMEN FROM SOUTH LONDON VERSUS WOMEN FROM EAST LONDON | SHORT HAIR ON WOMEN | BISEXUALITY | GIRLFRIENDS SOCIALISING WITH MALE FRIENDS | PURPOSE OF PUBL...
ESN074 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 074
September 05, 2016 10:50 - 1 hour - 42.5 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from NASA headquarters, Washington DC. Everything is all high tech and shiny. Nerds are free to roam like kings and blow things up to release any passive aggression they pick up when they actually hit the real world. Needless to say Stav is at home. Anyways, whilst taking a break from a tour of the place we steal some state of the art audio equipment and get started recording. In this episode we talk about; BUCKET BATH | ANGELS WITH DIRTY FACES | THE CHAMP...
ESN073 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 073
September 05, 2016 10:47 - 1 hour - 44.8 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from space…. Yes, the dark side of the moon. We wanted to see what it was like. It’s cold and lacks atmosphere. Not exactly the best holiday in the world… And it’s seems like it’s raining!!! How the hell does it rain in space when the clouds are below us. Anyways, we set up shop and got to it. In this episode we talk about; MALE GROOMING | THE PRODUCTS WE USE ON OUR SKINS | METROSEXUALITY | WHICH ONE OF THE BROTHERS IS SLIMMER | HOLIDAYS | GETTING STARED A...
ESN072 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 072
September 05, 2016 10:45 - 1 hour - 45.2 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from Mayotte Islands off the coast of Africa. It’s interesting learning the history of this place we have now called Little France-ish. It’s an island, so they’re lots of beach and we just chilling out watching the women… and fish. Anyways, in-between fish watching we set up studio and got to recording for y'all. In this episode we talk about; AVENGERS ASSEMBLE MOVIE | THE GREATEST MURDER IN MOVIE HISTORY | TOILET ASSISTANTS | ONE PAPER TOWEL WHEN WASHING ...
ESN071 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 071
September 05, 2016 10:39 - 1 hour - 49.4 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from ringside at a WWE match. It’s intense here, we got the microphones and are commentating as best we can. All the “Ooooohhhhs” and “Wooooooahhhhhhs” you can shake a dead dog at. It’s a chunk of fun for sure. During the breaks we took time out to record the podcast off the high of it all. So, here we go. In this episode we talk about; WRESTLEMANIA AND THE ROCK | WOULD YOU SEND YOUR CHILD TO A SCHOOL WHERE NO-ONE WANTED HER KIND FOR THE SAKE OF FUTURE GEN...
ESN070 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 070
September 05, 2016 10:36 - 1 hour - 43.9 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from a launch party. All the champaign you can drink and half nekkid girls serving us. It’s a good life. A couple of people went into a private room for some further attention, but we’re not in the position to disclose whom. Anyways, when we all got back together and spoke on a few things, we decided to record the show. So we went somewhere quiet (and filled with half nekkid chicks) and started recording In this episode we talk about; WHERE MY KEYS, WHERE...
ESN068 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 068
September 05, 2016 10:29 - 1 hour - 46.4 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from Jamaica. We thought we’d show those guys a different side of England after Harry’s outing. He did a good job mind you. Just using it as an excuse for some Sun, Sand, Sea and Shrimp really… No Sensimilia. Anyways, whilst chilling out on some beach side Rum Shake, we set up shop and got recording. In this episode we talk about; STAYING INSIDE VIRGIN AFTER YOU’VE FINISHED BANGING | REJUVENATING PENNIS’ | SUDDERING | HOW WE’D FEEL ABOUT OUR PARTNERS SAYI...
ESN066 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 066
February 17, 2012 00:00 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBHello ESNers, This week we're coming from a small bedroom in East London, back to where it all started. Just two dope boyz and a Cadillac. Most of The Fest were on a hiatus so it was left down to Webslinger and Stavros to do the show on their lonesome, so they took it back to the roots. By the way, they aren't dope boyz and they can't afford a brand new Cadillac either. But that's neither here nor there... In this episode we talk about; WHITNEY HOUSTON | WHITNEY HOUSTON VS MARIAH CAREY | V...
ESN065 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 065
February 03, 2012 00:00 - 1 hour - 49.9 MBHello ESNers, This week we're coming from the coldest place on the known planet. We call this place London. Kai! It's NO JOKE! Minus degrees is standard right now, the snow has been falling, just not settling. After the mild Autumn we had, Winter is making sure we know and understand it is not following suit. So we met up at the studio, turned the heat right up and got to spreading some sunlight for you. In this episode we talk about; GROWN MEN CUTTING LINES IN THEIR HEAD | POSITIVE THINKI...
ESN064 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 064
January 19, 2012 20:35 - 1 hour - 49.4 MBello ESNers, This week we’re coming from a ship on the Ligurian Sea. We on a cruise baby and it’s all going smooth. We got drink, food and great company. Even the Sun is shining. So whilst the going is good, we broke out the equipment and recorded a show for you guys In this episode we talk about; FARTS AND HOW YOU HAVE TO BE COMFORTABLE TO BREAK WIND IN FRONT OF A PARTNER… I KID YOU NOT | IF MEN ARE BASHING WOMEN OR NOT | THE EFFECTS OF CENSORSHIP DUE TO COMPLAINTS | HOW HONESTY IS ONLY COO...
ESN063 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 063
January 06, 2012 00:00 - 1 hour - 49.5 MBHello ESNers, We can’t lie, this weeks show isn’t actually that good. We’re ashamed to say but the we were all tired, hungover and high from New Years and it shows. Jheeez, it’s not a good luck, we have to apologise. In this episode we talk about; MEH, IT’S CRAP ANYWAYS + Send your questions to [email protected] or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group It’s a few hundred peMLSWople deba...
ESN062 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 062
December 30, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBHello ESNers, This week we're coming from the mansion we rented for the New Years party. It hasn't started yet but we were decorating and took a break to record the show. We had a full house and grabbed Peter Swift and first timer Topsy to join in with some pre-new years fun. During the process, some drink was drunk and.... well, let's say we had to edit with a bit more clarity this time around. Anyways, In this episode we talk about; MISTRESSES VS PROSTITUTES | WHAT WE'D ACTUALLY PAY FOR A ...
ESN061 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 061
December 23, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 50 MBHello ESNers, This week we're coming from that Santa's crib. It's a nice place. Small and modest but the size of the warehouse he's got in the back is serious. Only God can tell you what this dude is doing in there but he's talking about clearing it out soon, dropping the load somewhere and coming home full and drunk. His wife is not even suspect. He must be a good man. Anyways, after a tour of the area we got back and went down to work with recording duties. In this episode we talk about; W...
ESN060 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 060
December 16, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming Lagos, Nigeria. We’re bringing you the smells, the sights, the sounds and the beauty of the homeland. We can’t tell you how good the feeling is to bring you the show from here. So, after eating some food in one of the joints here that charge you by the size of meat, we settle in for the night, start the generator and get recording with some very, very special guests. Mr & Mrs Williams, the parents of Stav & Wahala, Uncle Tunde, long time family friend and ...
ESN059 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 059
December 09, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBELOQUENTLY SAYING NOTHING | EPISODE FIFTYNINE MOBILE PLAY HERE [FEAT. WEBSLINGER, WAHALA, SIMPLE SIMON & STAVROS] Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from Kepler 22B, you know, that 'new planet' that NASA has been going on about. Pfffft, we've been vacating here for some time and yes there's life here. Trust us, that's why we come back...... So, during one of the frequent storms that happens here we set up and got to recording. In this episode we talk about; HOW DEPRIVED OF DISNEY STAVROS ...
ESN058 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 058
December 02, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 52.2 MBHello ESNers, This week we're coming from dead bang in the middle of Oxford Circus, London. We heard the Christmas lights actually look quite impressive this year. We'll slap the the dude who told us that cause him lie a lie. Meh. It's all good, the crew did some shopping and got some presents sorted. When we found a nice quiet coffee shop we set up the ever present equipment and got to work recording this weeks episode... So. In this episode we talk about; 2016 | OUR FAVOURITE NURSERY RHYME...
ESN057 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 057
November 25, 2011 00:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MBELOQUENTLY SAYING NOTHING | EPISODE FIFTYSEVEN MOBILE PLAY HERE [FEAT. WEBSLINGER, WAHALA, SIMPLE SIMON, MR WOLF & STAVROS] UNFORTUNATELY, THIS WEEK THE RECORDING OF ELOQUENTLY SAYING NOTHING GOT CORRUPTED DURING THE EDITING PROCESS AND THUS WE ONLY HAVE THE OUT-TAKES (WHICH SURVIVED THE FIRE) TO GIVE YOU. IT’S STILL FUNNY, ALBEIT SHORTER AND WITH NO MUSIC. WE’RE STILL TRYING TO GET THE ORIGINAL PODCAST BACK FOR YOU GUYS, BUT IN THE PURSUIT TO HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU THIS WEEK, WE HAVE THIS. ...
ESN056 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 056
November 18, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBELOQUENTLY SAYING NOTHING | EPISODE FIFTYSIX MOBILE PLAY HERE [FEAT. WEBSLINGER, WAHALA, SIMPLE SIMON, MR WOLF & STAVROS] Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from just outside our live event. It was a sight to behold. On the 14th Nov 11 we hooked up with the Let's Talk guys and took over their debate night. The place was packed out and full of good vibes. We debated our hearts out and then everyone went home. We recorded the show for y'all. In this episode we talk about; OUR VIEWS ON THE L...
ESN055 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 055
November 11, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from Wall Street. We’ve got together with the Protesters and are saying our piece against the corrupt banking system of the world. Of course we might be talking to a lady or two on the way, but only to keep their momentum up. It’s our duty. So before we left this one chicks house we set up equipment and started recording just for you In this episode we talk about; FOOTBALL | FOOTBALL | A BIT MORE FOOTBALL | WHAT A NIGERIAN LOOKS LIKE | THE DIFFERENCE BETW...
ESN054 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 054
November 04, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBHello ESNers, This week we're coming from the new cinema in Hackney... Can you believe we got a full proper screen just walking distances from our gaff. Thought we'd have to give it a go and see what it's like. The film was Gone With The Wind and they split it in two with an intermission for people to stretch their poor legs. We took the opportunity to get down to some work and record the show. So here we go. In this episode we talk about; STAV'S SEXY RADIO VOICE | IF WE'D TAKE THE JOB OF O...
Boe's Mouth Box, ESN Interview
November 01, 2011 06:08 - 50 minutes - 47.1 MBBOES MOUTH BOX ESN INTERVIEW!!!! THE AUDIO! So for those of you who missed the show we did on the radio Saturday 30th October, here's the audio for you. We discuss the origins of ESN, the personalities of each of the members and why it's against God to shave under a man's armpits. Peace & Enjoy
ESN053 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 053
October 28, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBHello ESNers, This week we're putting the show out from the hard shoulder on the West section of the M25 in London. The super car we have has broken down. But instead of crying and fussing, we got out the equipment. Some tea and crumpets and did what the British of old did... We talked! In this episode we talk about; BAD BREED CHILDREN | HOW THESE BAD BREED CHILDREN ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS TILL THE PARENT SAYS SO | WHAT AGE SHOULD A CHILD HAVE A MOBILE PHONE | WHAT AGE YOU LET YOUR KIDS PLAY OU...
ESN052 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 052
October 21, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 53.6 MBHello ESNers, Hey folks, this week we’re going right out of the past and an episode of Knight Rider! Can you believe we’ve fulfilled boyhood dreams and hopped in the Black car with the red light. It talks people… The thing bloody talks! Like a posh old man. Anyways, in-between screeching around we actually find time to record a show on the on-board studio. In this episode we talk about; HOW GANGSTER INSECT AND RODENTS ARE | HOW INDIANS AND NIGERIANS ARE IN EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD | IF IT’S...
ESN051 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 051
October 14, 2011 00:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MBELOQUENTLY SAYING NOTHING | EPISODE FIFTYONE MOBILE PLAY HERE [FEAT. WEBSLINGER, WAHALA, SIMPLE SIMON, MR WOLF & STAVROS] Hello ESNers, WELCOME BACK!!!!! We’re coming from the land of Zamunda with our lion cloth and all of that good stuff with our 1st year anniversary episode! That’s right, we’ve been going for a year and thought we’d treat ourselves to some kingly treatment to celebrate. So now you got the run down of what we’re doing, let’s get back to business. In this episode we talk abo...
ESN050 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 050 [Best of Part 1]
September 30, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 48 MBHello ESNers, This time we've gone back to were it all started. A bedroom in East London. After travelling the world for 49 weeks we come back home for a break, we come back home to bring you episode 50 When we started we had a laptop and an even more dodgy microphone. We've come alone quite a fair bit since then and we thought we'd commemorate the ride with a recap of the previous episodes. So sit back and enjoy... In this episode we talk about; ERRR, LOADS OF STUFF FROM THE LAST 49 SHOWS ...
ESN049 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 049
September 09, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 59 MBELOQUENTLY SAYING NOTHING | EPISODE FOURTYNINE MOBILE PLAY HERE [FEAT. WEBSLINGER, WAHALA, SIMPLE SIMON, MR WOLF & STAVROS] Hello ESNers, This time we're coming from Amsterdam, the home of legal weed and sex. And seeing as none of us smoke.. well, you can guess what we got up to :) When we finally got a break from doing what we were doing, we found a nice little cafe, set up the equipment and got to recording, with a big ass smile... In this episode we talk about; SEX | SEXUAL POSITIONS | S...
ESN048 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 048
September 02, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBHello ESNers, This time we’re coming from Hollywood. We had a question on this weeks show that made us come out here to look for some celebrities… We’ve been looking for a couple of hours but it’s hot, we’re getting funny looks and people keep making a fuss over our accent. It’s blah. So we sat outside a Deli on a famous strip and set up to record the show before moving on… In this episode we talk about; MANCHESTER UNITED V ARSENAL DRUBBING | WHO EACH MEMBER OF THE ESN TEAM WOULD BE OUT OF M...
ESN047 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 047
August 26, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBHello ESNers, This week we're coming from outside a certain London football teams ground. The Red side of North London if we're gonna be more specific. If you don't know what we're on about, it Arsenal's ground we're outside. Some are happy and some are not. We won't go into that though. Much rather talk about how sexy chicks look in football jersey's and not much else. Mmmmmmmm, nice. Sorry, we waited for the crowd to clear and as it was a good day, we set up camp and started recording just ...
ESN046 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 046
August 19, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 50.3 MBHello ESNers, This week we're coming from that bank in that Spike Lee film with Denzel Washington & Clive Owen. We even got the silly jumpsuits, masks and everything. We're not sure if we're gonna make it out alive so we just started recording on the sly when they left the room. The other hostages told us to shhhh but we carried on regardless. Soooo.... In this episode we talk about; COCK BLOCKING | PUSSY BLOCKING | MAN CODES | MEN KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR WOMEN THAN MEN THOUGH | THE DIFFERENCE...
ESN045 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 045
August 12, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from the middle of riot central somewhere in London. There’s fires and smashed glass all over the place. The sirens are screaming out the sky is traced with doubt and fear and we had to get the essence of all this so we set up and recorded. In this episode we talk about; THE RIOTS IN UK | CONSPIRACY THEORIES | DEATHS IN POLICE CUSTODY | FEAR AS A CONTROL METHOD | IF BEATING WOULD HAVE SOLVED THE RIOTS | THE POLICE AGENDA IN THE WHOLE RIOT SITUATION | SURV...
ESN044 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 044
August 05, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MBHello ESNers, In this episode we talk about; WHEN DO YOU BRING A GIRL HOME TO MEET YOUR PARENTS | HOW LONG DO YO DATE SOMEONE BEFORE YOU LET THEM SEE YOUR CHILDREN | WHAT NAME A CHILD SHOULD CALL THEIR STEP-PARENT | MOTHERS TELLING US WE SHOULD BE BANGING MORE | IF WE’D CHOSE A WOMAN TO MARRY EVEN AGAINST THE BLESSING OF THE FAMILY | THE DOG AT NUMBER 6 | WHY THE CHEGGERS (CHARITY BEGGERS) LIKE TO BEG IN POORER AREAS | WHY WOMEN TRY AND FORCE PORK ON THEIR CHILDREN AND THEIR MEN WHO DON’T L...
ESN043 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 043
July 29, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from the car park outside our local Tesco. It’s a sunny day though and we have deck chairs out doing some bird watching. It’s a sight to behold I tell ya. Soooo, anyways, as we were munching on our sarnies we got to talking and as usual, just had the equipment to hand to record the conversation. So here we go again, letting you in on our little world. In this episode we talk about; WHAT SPORT WE’D PLAY IF WE COULD PLAY ANYTHING | THE SUAREZ VRS GHANA SAGA...
ESN041 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 041
July 22, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 59 MBHello ESNers, This week we're coming from a yacht of the coast of Spain in the sweet, sweet sunshine. We got champagne, women in bikini's and maet! What more could a man ask for? So as we're cruising by one of the crew tells us that his new girlfriend won't tell him how many partners she's had before and we got to thinking... The we got to talking. But not before whipping out the microphone so you can hear. So in this episode we talk about; ASKING YOUR PARTNER ABOUT EX PARTNERS | IF IT'S COO...
ESN042 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 042
July 22, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBHello ESNers, Welcome to Eloquently Saying Nothing Episode 42 In this episode we talk about; IF ONE NEEDS TO BE RUTHLESS FOR ONE TO BE SUCCESSFUL | A CRAZY SITUATION WHERE WE'RE ALL FIRING BLANKS AND STILL HAVE CHILDREN | HOW MUCH OF A SURROGATE MOTHER IS IMPARTED INTO THE CHILD | WHAT WE'D DO IF WE FOUND OUT OUR WIVES CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN | WHAT DIRECTION WE'D PUSH OUR CHILDREN IF THEY DID WELL IN ONE SUBJECT AND NOT OTHERS | AND WE HAVE AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THE ISSUES AROUND THE NEWS OF THE WO...
ESN040 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 040
July 08, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBHello ESNers, This week we're coming from the land of the rising son, Japan. Konichiwa people. Whilst here we found a traveller and companion for the week in a Mr Only D Brave aka ODB. Apparently he's been listening to the show since it first started and we thought that it was only right that we asked him to join in with this week broadcast. So, this week, with the Chale Boy on board we talk about; SQUID PATTIES | FAVOURITE ROCK ALBUMS & SONGS | THE ULTIMATE GHANA VS NIGERIA STAND OFF (ROUND...
ESN039 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 039
July 01, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from inside the Knight Industries Two Thousand aka K.I.T.T aka Knight Rider. I’m telling you, this is every mans dreams. They didn’t let us anywhere near the watch though, which wasn’t nice but meh, we’ve been in the shiny Black car with with the red Cyclops eye. The Hoff showed us the ropes before we went off and we did just that. Went off! We stole the car and we’re on the run…. Even with all that, we still had time to record the show so forgive the sire...
ESN038 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 038
June 24, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from some ghetto section of Brooklyn New York. Webslinger was taking SOOOO long to come back, we all went over there. Never mind the rats and insistence to call the outerwear, the name of the underwear (Pants) we chugged along with our tea and crumpets as we mixed with the Yankees. So with our own Black Parker back we spoke about; IF IT’S APPROPRIATE TO GO BACK TO A WOMAN’S HOUSE AFTER A FIRST DATE | IS IT PLAYING GAMES FOR A MAN TO NOT GO BACK TO A WOMAN...
ESN037 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 037
June 17, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from under the bed in Tracy’s bedroom in South London. We won’t get what we’re doing under Tracy’s bed at this time, just that we know there’s not much time and we have to get this show out. So the ever-ready equipment was whipped out and we got to work. This time around we discuss; OUR JUST FINISHED LIVE SHOW | GENERAL TOILET ETIQUETTE | MALE EFFEMINATION | SKINNY JEANS | CHILDREN ACTING LIKE YOUNG ADULTS | IF A MOTHER RAISE A MAN TO BE MAN | P-BEGGING |...
ESN036 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 036
June 10, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBWEB: www.esnpodcast.com | GROUP: www.esnpodcast.com/group Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from under the sea with the little mermaid as tour guide. Obviously it’s wet down there, but amazingly dark too. We had to put Stav in a illuminated suit so we wouldn’t lose him. After the numerous technical difficulties we faced, we finally got round to getting a show recorded. It went smooth from there on it…. Get it? Smooth? Water? KMT! So in this episode we talk about; OUR MEMORIES OF RAVING I...
ESN035 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 035
June 03, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 44.5 MBwww.esnpodcast.com Hello ESNers, This week we're broadcasting from 1935. It's not bad here y'know although you wouldn't actually believe that it really IS Black & White here. That was kinda funny to deal with but we had a tour guide in a land of the past. HOPE is an avid time traveller and showed us around, as a thank you we invited her to join us with the show. So in this episode we ramble on about; BIG BANG THEORY | FATHERHOOD DISCLAIMER CONTRACTS | CHATTING UP PEOPLE WITH KIDS PRESENT | ...
ESN034 : Eloquently Saying Nothing 034
May 27, 2011 00:00 - 1 hour - 78.3 MBHello ESNers, This week we’re coming from the planet 85 light years away known as Pluto. We set our equipment there in the pursuit of new vagin, but alas, none was found. But not all was lost, we had TV signal and got to watching an episode of The Apprentice and it gave us some ideas and we recorded a show whilst up there. So in this episode we talk about; NIPPLES | DRINKING BREAST MILK | HOW TO KNOW SOMEONE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU | WHEN EXACTLY THE HONEYMOON PERIOD IS OVER | BAD DATES | M...