Latest Personal572339 Podcast Episodes
Double Bagged
Absolutely Not - June 30, 2021 07:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her mother and artist extraordinaire, The Red Contemporary, to discuss work, dating, and general fabulosity. Diva Red is dishing out a healthy dose of not fucking around, per usual. Go to CheapCaribbean.com/AbsolutelyNo...
Double Bagged
Absolutely Not - June 30, 2021 07:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her mother and artist extraordinaire, The Red Contemporary, to discuss work, dating, and general fabulosity. Diva Red is dishing out a healthy dose of not fucking around, per usual. Go to CheapCaribbean.com...
Patient Portal
Absolutely Not - June 23, 2021 07:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather gets a lil pep-in-her-step after realizing she might in-fact qualify for the Olympics. After hitting the Voicemail hot line, she finds out someone got their vagina scratch by a house cat and lube is on lock-up at da Walmarts. That and more! ...
Spanky's Retreat with the GA Law Lady!
Absolutely Not - June 16, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sitting down with her attorney & sister, Ashley McMahan. They are catching up on the wild weekend's they both had. With sandy toes, full drinks and love in their hearts the girls hatch a plan to send their mother off for a sanity...
Mild Anesthesia
Absolutely Not - June 09, 2021 06:30 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is literally coming out of the operating room and recording this whole podcast honestly, kinda high. No days off for this SHEMPIRE! lolzzz jk dont quote me. She is tackling your biggest absolutely not's yet, one voicemail at a time....
Im Going To Flawida
Absolutely Not - June 02, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is on a downward spiral from injecting hormones like a Kardashian getting a BBL. When she is inspired by a caller to get in touch with her Floridian roots it sparks joy in her heart and inspires her to quit everything and become a D...
Im Going To Flawida
Absolutely Not - June 02, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is on a downward spiral from injecting hormones like a Kardashian getting a BBL. When she is inspired by a caller to get in touch with her Floridian roots it sparks joy in her heart and inspires her to quit everything and become a DJ in Fort...
Tool Belt of Responsibilities
Absolutely Not - May 26, 2021 07:00 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is sweating through her linen short set, anxiously awaiting her second round of egg freezing & stresses AF about work. She is keeping herself chained to a radiator in the basement and needs someone to come bring her a self-care snac...
Island Lyfe Featuring Surprise Guest, Chris Ketner
Absolutely Not - May 20, 2021 06:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather recaps her girls weekend that felt like camp on a secret island. She has returned, sunburned, raspy and puffier than ever. Just as she is getting into the real meat of what happened this weekend, Chris Ketner jumps in the studio for...
Low Hanging Fruit with Jackie Schimmel, Host of The Bitch Bible
Absolutely Not - May 12, 2021 07:00 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has friend and fellow bitchy podcaster, Jackie Schimmel in the house, literally, she's at Robin's. She brought her intern, Jennifer Lopez with her, fresh off the A-rod breakup. Its a wild ride and not to be missed! Produced by...
Who Died?
Absolutely Not - May 05, 2021 07:30 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is breaking down her medical blunders and asking y'all why the hell you're living with regret. We are Live Laugh Loving our way through the Absolutely not line, and man are these voicemails good! Get key nutrients–without the B...
Lil Sheeba
Absolutely Not - April 28, 2021 07:00 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather updates you on her doozie of a medical issue and realizes that she isn't the "pillar of the fertility community" she thought she was. She is sweaty, hungry, pissed off and now more than ever just straight up confused. Go to GreenChef....
Lil Sheeba
Absolutely Not - April 28, 2021 07:00 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather updates you on her doozie of a medical issue and realizes that she isn't the "pillar of the fertility community" she thought she was. She is sweaty, hungry, pissed off and now more than ever just straight up confused. Go t...
Pack of Skanks
Absolutely Not - April 21, 2021 07:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is talking about civilian chemistry and mixed signals from her stallion. She is spiraling from the human growth hormone and trying to understand why everyone is being the worst and why no one buys her more gifts? Right. Ok. cool. ...
Pu$$Y Poppin
Absolutely Not - April 15, 2021 07:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode Heather breaks down one of her most embarrassing moments from this past weekend at the airport and explains why no one knows how to behave themselves. We're all wildly socially awkward and no one knows how to behave anymore. To get 15% off your next gift, go to...
Raymond Padilla Wellness Check
Absolutely Not - April 07, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather catches up with friend and OG podcast guest Raymond Padilla! They discuss Ray's recent move to New York (spoiler: its been a bumpy ride) and how he is living his "gay ass truth". Head over to WOO More Play and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20 percent OFF your order! ...
Take That Trish!
Absolutely Not - March 31, 2021 07:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather claps back at herself bc the hormones are making her feel like a genetically modified chicken tender with a side of sassy dont-give-a-F#ck ranch. She takes your voicemails and realizes y'all are pretty much in the same boat. Love an...
Take That Trish!
Absolutely Not - March 31, 2021 07:00 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather claps back at herself bc the hormones are making her feel like a genetically modified chicken tender with a side of sassy dont-give-a-F#ck ranch. She takes your voicemails and realizes y'all are pretty much in the same boat. Love and Light! ...
Pregnant Pirates Meet Olivia Benson
Absolutely Not - March 24, 2021 07:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather Breaks down her recent surprise in the Turks and all the trouble she stirred up in Charleston. There was leather, edibles, bootcut jeans and lots of questions. She also hits the hotline and tries to fix your problems one drunken mess...
Hollywood Tower of Terror
Absolutely Not - March 17, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with herself in a downward spiral about this dumbest shit ever, per usual. It's her birthday and she is reporting live from the Turks and Caicos. RIGHT BY THE BEACH BOIIII. She is full of gratitude and rosé and a slight flicker...
Spilling the English Breakfast Tea
Absolutely Not - March 10, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather's long time friend and fellow thespian extraordinaire, Tina T, is in town and the ladies are spilling the literal HIGH TEA on their weekend debauchery and breaking down the riveting Oprah interview. Heather is wildly concerned the Monarchy is coming for her so buckle up and get your beve...
Spilling the English Breakfast Tea
Absolutely Not - March 10, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather's long time friend and fellow thespian extraordinaire, Tina T, is in town and the ladies are spilling the literal HIGH TEA on their weekend debauchery and breaking down the riveting Oprah interview. Heather is wildly concerned the Monarchy is coming for her so buckle up and get ...
ET, TU BRUTE?
Absolutely Not - March 03, 2021 08:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather is stepping in her pisces self-loathing season and realizing her physical well being is important but also almost impossible to keep up with. Her pants are tight, her skin is dry and vagina is gaping. Lots of Voicemails and self-indu...
Sisterhood of the Traveling Wind Breaker
Absolutely Not - February 24, 2021 08:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather checks in on her friends down in the hill country and has some major Absolutely Nots. She isn’t fucking around with weather shaming, COVID shaming or grandma shaming. ITS ENOUGH. She's also getting back into the swing of things, quit...
Shout Out To Maurice with Jeff Daniels AKA The Italian Stallion
Absolutely Not - February 17, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews her husband, Jeff Daniels on all things love and marriage. It's Valentine's week and who better to answer your relationship questions than Tony Soprano himself. Receive 20% off PLUS Free Shipping on Olipop's b...
Reach for the Stars
Absolutely Not - February 10, 2021 08:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is about to lose her shit with EVERYONE and clearly y'all are on the same wavelength. The voicemail line is buzzing with bullshit and Heather is here to help you wade through it. Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY an...
LEFT BEHIND
Absolutely Not - February 03, 2021 08:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather Breaks down what's been happening these past two weeks. It's a RAW AND REAL episode full of zero medical advice, lots of sweating and saying the F* word as many times as humanly possible. If you hate honesty, keep scrolling. ...
Wellness Check: How YOU doin?!
Absolutely Not - January 27, 2021 08:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsAsk and you shall receive! This week, Heather is responding to YOUR voicemails on the Absolutely Not Line. Buckle up, hunker down and get ready to laugh your tush off! Check out Olipop and get 20% off PLUS Free Shipping on their best selling variety pack. This is a great way...
Half Owl with Ashley McMahan
Absolutely Not - January 20, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is chatting with her sister, the GA Law Lady about vax'n their mom, basic childhood trauma and finding their inner animal. Ashley is pissed her episode got basically erased last time they recorded so she is coming in extra hot with ...
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON
Absolutely Not - January 13, 2021 08:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather spins her New Years Wheels straight to crazy town. She has no fucking idea what is happening in the world and is trying to give you sage advice even though her asshole is clenched tighter than a cocaine smuggler from the 80's. The v...
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