Absolutely Not
303 episodes - English - Latest episode: 16 days ago - ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratings"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
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Absolutely Knot!
June 05, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBOn this episode, Heather is so excited to tell you all how to rise and relax with her at sea on her cruise - Absolutely Knot! You know travel really gets her going, but she feels the shakedown coming from Italy. She also get s a voicemail from one of our favorite pod guests! Episode Sponsors: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase. Contact your local SERVPRO today by visiting SERVPRO.com or call 1-800-SERVPRO. Visit ...
BONUS: Hot Takes with Heather Part 3
May 31, 2024 07:00 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBOn this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather talks how to deal with internet trolls, does another one of her viral “food rankings” and most importantly shares who she would bring on Family Feud with her if she ever went on! Episode Sponsors: Drinking 2 cups of Lipton Green tea daily is a great ally for wellness and a simple way to up your everyday healthy habits. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code ABSOLUTELY15 at LumeDeoderant.com. ...
Too Many Graduations
May 30, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBOn this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after MDW. She enjoying her time at home entertaining her friends and their kids at her pool. The voicemails go in on graduations + thoughts on summer vacation. Episode Sponsors: Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at saks.com Need to find the perfect gift? Don't panic. Try Gift mode on Etsy now. Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch go to squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10%...
OK, Dave!
May 22, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBOn this episode, heather chats about a best friend's wedding, conspiracy theories involving Boeing and the Royal Family as well as finding out sometimes your husband only listens to your advice when a man tells him. Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely. As a loyal listener you'll get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout ...
Life's A Sprint
May 15, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBOn this all new episode, Heather is BACK home in Atlanta after two weeks in Los Angeles. She gives a full recap of her time in Golden state and spills the tea from the comedy shows, after parties and more! She opens up about how her life has felt like a sprint and she just made it through the finish line, yet feels hungry for more. She also answers some of the best Absolutely Not's and Yes's we've had to date! Episode Sponsors: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use...
A Talk to Remember with Mandy Moore
May 08, 2024 18:55 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBOn this truly iconic episode, Heather sits down with the one and only Mandy Moore. After Heather manifested her coming to the previous LA show, we get in the studio to chat about life as a teen star and how she has never been hungover. What a dream! Mandy also gets to hear your voicemails. You do not want to miss this! Episode Sponsors: Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at Saks.com. Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs wit...
The Gay Icon with Joe Dombrowski
May 03, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 65.3 MBOn this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is joined by comedian, Joe Dombrowski, who immediately informs her that she is an icon to the gay community. They chat all things comedy, touring, fans sneaking into the green room and try to determine if Heather has a lazy eye or not. Episode Sponsors: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTE...
Going So Hard
May 01, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBOn this episode, Heather in the studio in LA after her final shows of The Comeback Tour. She works out a lot of stress and takes some of it out on her callers. She apologizes, as she goes hard. Episode Sponsors: Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at Saks.com. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely. Shop SKIMS Bras at SKIMS.com. Now available in 62 sizes (30A - 46H). Yo...
Go Outside & Play
April 24, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 75.1 MBOn this episode, Heather dives deep into her thoughts on the upcoming months, on her work load and closing out The Comeback Tour. She recaps the bachelorette weekend in Key West filled with crazy characters and key lime pies. She goes through the voicemails and hears an Absolutely Yes from one of her listeners. Episode Sponsors: Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at Saks.com. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your ...
Master Scammers Part 3
April 17, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBOn this episode, Heather is joined by the ultimate scammer, the pillar himself, Raymond Padilla. They are back from the Masters tournament and ready to chat about all their adventures in Augusta. Episode Sponsors: Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self. Control body odor ANYWHERE with @lume...
Just Us
April 10, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 69 MBOn this episode, Heather is finally back home in the ATL studio for a solo episode. Grateful for all of her previous guests, but also to just chit chat with y'all one on one. There is a lot that has happened over the last few weeks to go over, but she still has time for a few voicemails. Episode Sponsors: For inspiration for your new vive, every day, at saks.com. Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drin...
Ocean Spray Stans w/ Zachariah Porter
April 03, 2024 07:00 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MBOn this episode, Heather brings another fan of wigs and characters, Zachariah Porter, to the pod. They discuss their previously lives in the hospitality industry, shoplifting and celebrity sex tapes. Episode Sponsors: Watch Vanderpump Villa, premiering April 1st, only on Hulu. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase. Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get free ...
Baby Angel with Connor Wood aka Fibulaa
March 29, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MBOn this bonus episode, Heather gets to chit chat with Connor about his journey from tik tok videos to starting his stand up tour. Episode Sponsors: To explore coverage visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/ABSOLUTELY Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping. Go to Quince.com/absolutely to get free shipping and 365-day returns. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month's subscripti...
Just Hannah with Hannah Berner
March 27, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBOn this episode, Hannah Berner and Heather come together for hilarious takes on being gals in comedy, her new special taping and being high fashion girlies. They also go head to head about who has the best dead grandpa. Episode Sponsors: Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase. If you want to take ownership of your health, start with AG1. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your...
Love on the Spectrum
March 20, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBOn this episode, Heather has some very special guests in the studio. Connor and Tanner are both 25 year olds navigating love on the hit Netflix show, Love on the Spectrum. Heather also gets to have a very special chat with their moms, Lise and Nicci, about raising their kids and how life has changed post Netflix. Episode Sponsors: Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first pur...
I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
March 13, 2024 07:00 - 59 minutes - 54 MBHeather is back from Hollywood’s biggest weekend and she is giving you ALL the insider info! From 4am glam wake up calls to eating In and Out at the Vanity Fair party, our girl has taken Hollywood by storm! She goes through the DM’s and answers all your burning red carpet questions! Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free AG1 travel packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely Need to find the perfect gift? Don't panic. Try ...
Z Packs and Upset Tummies
March 06, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBOn this episode, Heather is back from horse country with a small sinus infection. Our girl got knocked on her butt once the z pack takes a toll on her tum tum. Did the meds think she was getting scammed by a repeat medical biller? She makes it through and finds the strength to advise on your voicemails. Indulge in affordable luxury! Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free Tra...
Jet Lag is a Choice
March 01, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBHeather is back from Australia and fighting for her life to beat jet lag. She talks about her amazing adventures and the Aussie hotties but also how much she missed Robin. She ends the episode with two awesome voicemails you won’t want to miss. Episode Sponsors: Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase. Try G1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND for a limited time you'll get 10 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first ...
Live from Down Unda
February 21, 2024 08:00 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MBHeather is live from Down Unda recording with a border collie at her feet as in Australia, dogs roam free. Heather talks about being a tourist in New Zealand from sight seeing to white wine for lunch. She also take your voicemails about your Aussie study abroad days, proves that digital cameras are back as well as shadowbans! Episode Sponsors: Get a taste of M. A hot new collection of craveable intimates from Maidenform, a brand with a whole lotta history. They’ve been around sinc...
Valentine's Day
February 14, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBOn this special Vday episode, Heather chats about meeting Jeff all those years ago. From the early dating years to the proposal, it was never a dull moment. She also takes your special Absolutely Not Valentines Day voicemails. Episode Sponsors: Shop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with code “ABSOLUTELY15” and in retailers nationwide. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND for a limited time you'll get 10 free AG1 Trvel Packs with your first purchase at drinkG1.com/...
From the Club to the Carpet
February 07, 2024 08:00 - 36 minutes - 33.6 MBOn this episode, Heather brings you on her wild ride from Vegas to the Grammys. From the truly bonkers characters in Vegas to her race to make the red carpet. Heather makes it just in time for her fabulous glam team to beat the face, throw on a gown and get mic’d up for music’s biggest night! Episode Sponsors: Go to squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.co...
My Mom Loves You
January 31, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBOn this episode, Heather is back on the road. Her first shows back in 2024 were in Florida, so you know the wild ones were OUT! She then travels to Mississippi to attend the first Absolutely Not Podcast wedding. That's right - a love match from the pod to one of her oldest friends from college. While visiting Ole Miss, she finds out the moms are the true fans! Episode Sponsors: Get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use visit lolavie.com and use promo code ABSOLUTELY ...
Mental Load with Anjelah Johnson-Reyes
January 24, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBOn this episode, the Absolutely Not Podcast welcomes the iconic comedian Anjelah Johnson. Anj and Heather do a deep dive on her start in the business and her journey to becoming a mom. This of course happens all while touring as a standup comedian and holding everyone else down. Sounds like someone else we all know and love! Episode Sponsors: Shop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with code "ABSOLUTELY15" and in retailers nationwide. Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3...
Red Carpet Recap
January 17, 2024 08:00 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MBOn this episode, Heather recaps the first stop on her journey to the EGOT: the Emmys red carpet. She’s running you through what it took to be a journalist on one of the biggest nights in media, then hitting the DMs to answer your questions around what it was like to rub elbows with some of her favorite people in the industry. Episode Sponsors: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeoderant and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that's over 40% off) with promo code ABSOLUTELY5 at LumeDe...
Sexy B*tch Energy
January 10, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 60.7 MB2024 vision board episode is here! Heather dives in on the goals for the year and lets you know the tips and tricks to a successful vision board manifestation. Get your magazines, inspirational quotes and glue stick ready, honey! She also has time for some voicemails where you all are doing the most! By the end of the episode you will be motivated and ready to bring that Gypsy Rose Energy to 2024. Episode Sponsors: Shop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with code “ABSOLUTELY” and in r...
New Year, Same Me
January 03, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBWe are one earthquake and black swan event from the end, but 2024 is bringing new beginnings and an attitude of gratitude! On this episode, Heather dissects Jack Harlow lyrics, takes questions from instagram, and hears about your holiday through absolutely not voicemails. Episode Sponsors: Right now, BÉIS is offering my listeners 15% off your first purchase by visiting BEISTravel.com/ABSOLUTELY Shop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with code“ABSOLUTELY15” and in retailers nationwide. ...
Icons Only with Raymond Padilla
December 27, 2023 08:00 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is wrapping 2023 up with none other than the one and only Raymond Padilla. They’re giving you all of the roses, thorns, highs and the lows of what has been one of their wildest years yet. Episode Sponsors: Go to BEISTRAVEL.com/ABSOLUTELY for 15% off your first purchase. Go to drinkAG1.com/absolutely to get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K@ and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. To learn more about microdosi...
Leading the Sleigh
December 20, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is here to set the record straight before we finish up the holiday season. After reminding you who really gets sh*t done around here, she’s back on the hotline to address a grandpa accidentally sending porn to the whole family, a Diet Coke-shaming stewardess, and so much more. Episode Sponsors: Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you're ready to launch go to squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first pur...
The "Baby Shtick" with Rosebud Baker
December 13, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 61.5 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is joined by the hilarious Rosebud Baker to talk comedy, SNL, balancing it all with being a new mom, and why it’s all worth it. They're here, they’re tired, and they're still doing the most. Episode Sponsors: Go to drinkAG1.com/ABSOLUTELY to get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Visit BetterHelp.com/ABSOLUTELY today to get 10% off your first month Right now, BÉIS is offer...
You've Done Enough
December 06, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is crawling out of her deathbed and fighting through the tail-end of the flu to give you your weekly dose of unsolicited advice and remind you that end of the day, you earned the right to chill the f*** out. Between getting conned out of birthday money for years and influencers risking their lives for content, it's clear that everyone has done enough. Episode Sponsors: Go to DiviOfficial.com/ABSOLUTELEY or enter ABSOLUTELY at ...
Voicemail Confessions
December 04, 2023 22:00 - 56 minutes - 51.3 MBWelcome back to the Absolutely Not broadcast, this week Heather answers your wild voicemails Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Thanksgiving Unhinged
November 29, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather's got a lot to unpack. We're talking nervous breakdowns before the holiday festivities, Scarlet taking a tumble, and that's before we even hit the hotline. This Thanksgiving brought all of the family drama and Heather brought all of the answers. Episode Sponsors: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food plus FREE shipping at TheFarmersDog.com/absolutely. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free...
Bosom Buddies with Jane Fonda
November 22, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBOn this episode, the iconic, fearless, bad ass Jane Fonda stops by the studio. Heather and Jane talk about her life and what it means to be a boss babe and living legend even when it seems the world is against you. Episode Sponsors: Head to squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. If you want to take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drin...
Because You Need It (Bonus)
November 17, 2023 08:00 - 55 minutes - 51 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is here to carry you through your Thanksgiving prep with the surprise bonus you need to get through the weekend. She’s jumping back into the DMs to answer all of your burning questions and give a little more unsolicited advice. Need help getting ready to deal with the family? Are you stressed because you still don't have the turkey order in yet? Wondering what Heather's "F***, Marry, Kill" is when it comes to the holiday meats? ...
That's a Wrap on Special #2!
November 15, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBOn this episode, Heather recaps the special taping in her hometown in Atlanta at the iconic Fox Theatre. However, there's no sleep over in these parts! While answering the voicemails, she talks about her time up in Athens for College Gameday and the insecurity of some men on instagram after seeing nipples on TV. Episode Sponsor: If you want to take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at D...
The Golden Bachelorette with Robin McMahan
November 08, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 72.9 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from an emotional rollercoaster of a weekend, and joined by everyone’s favorite diva, Robin McMahan. Heather helps her prep for a date with a silver fox in LA (which unfortunately doesn’t go down), but Robin is still here dishing all of the sage advice - both on and off the hotline. Episode Sponsors: Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch go to Squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% ...
Hot Takes in Hotlanta
November 01, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBOn this episode, Heather reminisces about Halloween's past, early 2000's hits from 50 cent and B*Witched and other Hot Takes from yall on instagram. Then she hits the hotline to hear more of your voicemails on amazon wish lists, dog poop and gets reminded that she never sent her wedding thank you cards. Episode Sponsors: Discover new ways to shop everything, every day, at Saks.com Go to DiviOfficial.com/ABSOLUTELTY or enter ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 20% off your first order. F...
DO. BETTER.
October 25, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBOn this episode, Heather gives thanks to all of you hussies who watched the special, gets brought back down to reality by Robin after being on the road for weeks and gets some unsolicited advice her DM's. Rounding out the spiral, she gets into the voicemails where one fans admits that she is also trying to do better. Episode Sponsors: Go to zbiotics.com/ABSOLUTELY to get 15% off your first order when you use ABSOLUTELY at checkout. Right now, Modern Fertility is offering my li...
Halo
October 19, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is in LA and sits down with Tina Tompkins- friends and employee number 2 at Absolutely Not Productions. Heather finds out a wedding secret Christina has been keeping from her, they gossip about their trip back to Ole Miss and respond to the newest set of wild voicemails. Episode Sponsors: Head to Squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY If you want to take o...
The Falcon
October 11, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 73.7 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from Italy, and spilling the tea on what it’s like to be on vacation alone with Jeff, where she’s retiring, and the truth behind going to sporting events in Italy, She’s full of wine, and still full of shit! Episode Sponsors: Shop all my favorites at loveamika.com/ABSOLUTELY and get 20% off your order. If you want to take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel...
Your Rich BFF with Vivian Tu
October 04, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBYour favorite Wall Street girlie, Vivian Tu, is on the podcast to teach you everything about how to make money, how to keep it, and how to make more. New money b*tches - this one’s for you. Episode Sponsors: Check out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch go to Squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Right now, Modern Fertility is offering my listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/ab...
It Doesn't Take a Village
September 27, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is reporting live from Canal Street after yet another wild leg of the tour. There must have been something in the water because the weekend had everything including a 12-year-old popping up at a show, strip teases, and an episode of cops (but in real life), and that's only the beginning. Judging by the Absolutely Not-Line it looks like everyone else's weekend was just as unhinged. Episode Sponsors: Shop all my favorites at lov...
Shakin' T*ts for Cash on Netflix
September 20, 2023 15:00 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is finally able to make a HUGE announcement: she’s coming to Netflix baby! That’s right, her new comedy special, The Son I Never Had, is coming to a couch near you on October 17th. In the midst of the celebration she’s still taking time to hit the Absolutely Not Line to show some much-needed love to the theaters teachers, draw the hard line between making new friends and borderline stalking, and whether or not you should shoot y...
"F*ck Season" with Jared Freid
September 13, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 59 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back with friend of the pod, Jared Freid. They talk about his hilarious new Netflix special, 37 and Single, and Jared gives some sage dating advice on the proper way to hook your friends up, the best time of day to go out and find the right guy and more to get you prepped for the season. Episode Sponsors: Right now, BÉIS is offering my listeners 15% off your first purchase by visiting BEISTRAVEL.com/absolutely Right now, ...
Hot Takes with Heather
September 06, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 66 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's jumps into the Instagram DMs to answer your burning questions, and talk through a dab of trauma. She also hits the hotline to prove once again that she may not always have the answers, but she'll always figure it out. Episode Sponsors: Head to Squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering my listeners ten dollars off you...
JACQUELINE & The Wiener Circle
August 30, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is home from her Tour-de-America. Her feet may be swollen, but she's got a real pep in her step after being dressed down by a large woman selling Wiener's in Chicago. She hits the hotline to answer questions like "what to do if you find out your mother-in-law has an alter ego in the bedroom?" and how to fall out of love with your Catholic priest. Episode Sponsors: If you want to take ownership of your health, try AG1 and g...
Viva Las Vegas
August 23, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off of surviving the usual Vegas madness during her stop at Wynn, and back in the LA studio to do the work right after surviving Hurricane Hilary. She may or may not be spiraling, but that doesn't stop her from hitting the Absolutely-Not-Line to discuss how let your setbacks be the setup for a comeback, why it just might be time to get a job at SpaceX, and the art of restaurant gaslighting. Episode Sponsors: Right now...
Imma Go Eat
August 16, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather shares a personal idea she's been tinkering with for a minute, that will set your ovaries on fire. She hits the Absolutely-Not-Line to discuss How to treat your elders, the ultimate fighting technique and why dudes everywhere are communicating via android and walking around naked in their homes. But in the meantime... "Imma go Eat!" Episode Sponsors: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/absol...
Sky High with The Points Guy, Brian Kelly
August 09, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her dear friend, Brian Kelly AKA The Points Guy, to talk everything from the surrogate journey and being a dad, to the truth about being a boss, and how to finesse those sky miles and credit card points. Episode Sponsors: Take the first step to visibly thicker, healthier hair. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering my listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you to Nutra...
Suffer in Silence
August 02, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather discusses how the Aliens have arrived, why summer reading was absolute bullshit, why women tennis players need more money and really rounds it out answering your Voicemails about life. We have a caller let us know her husband asks for sex at the most inopportune times, but don't worry, we will beat him at his own game, literally! Episode Sponsors: Right now, Ibotta is offering my listeners $5 just for trying Ibotta by usin...