Absolutely Not
305 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago - ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratings"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
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Trigger Warning
December 08, 2021 18:07 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh from her tour of the Florida and Carolina coasts. It was a wild weekend of live, laugh, lovin. Heather remembers growing up as an organic kid looking for their chemical fix. There are lots of trigger warnings in this episode from the sweaty kid in PE to a bitch not letting you drink red wine at her wedding. Buckle up and don't listen if you're easily offended. Get 20% off your first order by visiting foriawell...
Rebootin' B*tch
December 01, 2021 21:07 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, we're having a post-thanksgiving bitch fest because everyone has been forced into unwanted family-time and now we're all chain-smoking near the garage. IT'S A MESS. It's time to reboot bitches, and take some time for yourself-because if we don't, we won't make it out of the holiday's alive! Get $10 off your first product order of $50 or more on italic.com with code ABSOLUTELYNOT. With StoryWorth I am giving tho...
Sexy Shawarma
November 24, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 64.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews her favorite, Bad bitch, female chef, Soraya Khoury- owner of Hen Mother Cookhouse in ATL. Did you know that fixing your dry ass bullshit turkey is as simple as slathering that bitch with clarified butter? Chef Soraya has all the tips and tricks to make your holiday perfect while also fighting the patriarchy! I’ve got you a special 30% off your order and free shipping in the US for BLACK FRIDAY. Just head ov...
Google It Bitch
November 17, 2021 08:00 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBHeather is fresh off of having her labia, ahem, I mean larynx investigated and things are rough. She is joined today by good friend and road dog Christina Tompkins to chat all things tour, positive heckling, farty cowboys, and the power of Google. After all the computer knows more than you ever will. Match with a licensed therapist when you go to talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code ABSOLUTELY. Take your FREE in-depth hair consul...
Robin's Safe Place
November 10, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her mother, Judge Judy, to discuss her toddler-like behavior on the road this weekend. She showed up ready to party and inevitably steal the show. They discuss Robin's old blind-dates, a chocolate factory and how men never change, for example getting boners on the dance floor! So much family fun and more! Get 20% off your first order by visiting foriawellness.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at che...
Shake, Rattle, & Roll, BLOCK
November 03, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBOn this week's episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is triggered by a woman named Margret who wouldn't let her have her hometown sportz moment in peace. Her husband doesnt know what a thermometer is and she was shaken like Italian dressing at the Braves game and is really raging on memories from the past. She hits the hotline and clearly y'all were goin through some shit this weekend too. Visit Brooklinen.com and use Promo code absolutelynot for $20 off with a m...
Labia's to the Lobby
October 27, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MBHeather is fresh off her weekend in Ohio where she had a genital injury but things are turning around now that she is reunited with her BFF, Raymond Padilla. He’s a pillar of every community but also a full liability. They discuss “tying one on” and squirting through life. Foria is offering our listeners 20% off your first order by visiting foriawellness.com/Absolutely or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout! I’ve got you 20% off your order and free shipping in the US. Ju...
Sample Platter of Life
October 20, 2021 21:52 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is fresh off an amazing weekend of touring and is jazzed with the spirit of the Lord, We rebuke any evil in the name of Jesus... and ALSO answer your horrific voicemails on the Absolutely Not line. If you need a little support to help you through the end of the year, or want to start building towards a better upcoming year, Talkspace is here to help. Match with a licensed therapist when you go to talkspace.com and get $...
Public Hot Tubs with Guest Robin McMahan
October 13, 2021 07:00 - 49 minutes - 45 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather finally gets her mother to sit down and give her 10 minutes of time. Robin has an extensive pro's and cons list of dating must-haves, and good luck to anyone at all that can live up to her list of demands. Naturally the conversation is as ADHD as the kid named Terry in your first grade class, but here we are folks. Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code absolutelynot to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 ...
Dog's On It
October 06, 2021 07:00 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is jolted back into her Suburban life with paying bills and dealing with Diva Red. Nothing more humbling than coming home to your mother screaming about parking prices. She's taking your calls on the Absolutely-Not-Line, and it seems like y'all are struggling to keep your shit together just like Heather. It's refreshing to know, that October is off to a hot mess and no one can fit in their jeans either. Right now, you ...
Wellness Update: High
October 01, 2021 18:40 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBHeather is in the Mile High City, or as she now calls it The High City. We are talking mom weed, IBS, depressed flowers and Heather's rude awakening returning to the US after her Italian adventure. Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely. Get free shipping on all water and merch at liquiddeath.com/absolutely. Or grab some at Whole Foods or 7-Eleven. Get 20% off your first mani ...
Bitching and Chitchatting with Jeff
September 23, 2021 07:00 - 55 minutes - 50.4 MBOn this Special bonus Episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is once again recording from Italy before heading to the Mile-High City (Denver) to continue her tour. Not all is as it seems in idyllic Repubblica Italiana as Heather copes with being bamboozled with overpriced laundry and glass sculptures. Jeff joins in to justify the need to photograph everything and his observations on Italy’s rich culture. See Oldnavy.com/bodequality for additional details. Styles subject to ava...
George Clooney with Special Guest Jeff Daniels
September 21, 2021 07:00 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is recording from her hotel in Venice,Italy. She has already spent too much money and is waiting for the hotel to kick her out once they realize she cannot actually afford this lifestyle. Jeff and Heather discuss the rose and thorn of their trip thus far and hopefully their marriage makes it to the next stop, Firenze. This episode was brought to you by Venus for Pubic Hair and Skin. Check out gillettevenus.com to learn mo...
George Clooney with Special Guest Jeff Daniels
September 21, 2021 07:00 - 55 minutes - 127 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is recording from her hotel in Venice,Italy. She has already spent too much money and is waiting for the hotel to kick her out once they realize she cannot actually afford this lifestyle. Jeff and Heather discuss the rose and thorn of their trip thus far and hopefully their marriage makes it to the next stop, Firenze. This episode was brought to you by Venus for Pubic Hair and Skin. Check out gillettevenus.com to learn more about ...
Must Be Nice!
September 15, 2021 07:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBOn this episode of Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has come unhinged with the bullshit. Between Jeff's sweaty ass and everyone giving their opinion on everything, MUST BE REAL NICE SHERYL, to blow up your own facebook with insanity. She's hitting the Absolutely Not line and its very clear y'all are rolling into fall on the hot mess express. Get more time back to *do you* and take care of yourself this summer! Go to DAILYHARVEST.com and enter code absolutely to get up to fo...
Cody From New Jersey
September 11, 2021 00:13 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBOn this episode Heather breaks down her trip to Vegas, how she survived but wishes she had a scooter the whole time. She's taking your calls from the Hotline and giving you a hot safety tip reminder! Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely Get 10% off for first time users in when you shop at versedskin.com with promo code ABSOLUTELY To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go ...
This Girl's Gotta Eat!
September 01, 2021 07:00 - 49 minutes - 45.3 MBHeather is joined by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg, hosts of the Girls Gotta Eat Podcast to chat all things tour life, unruly fans and wild college memories. Buckle in for this one! Right now Ritual is offering my listeners 10% off your first three months. Visit ritual.com/ABSOLUTELY and turn healthy habits into a Ritual. I’ve got you 20% off your order and free shipping in the US. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTE...
Spread Thick
August 29, 2021 22:07 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBHeather is back in LA and she is hot and bothered - literally! In todays' episode Heather talks tour life, gives her best dating advice and stalks an LA masseuse (were looking at your Ruben). Buckle up for this wild ride! Go to Tradesy.com to get $100 off your first purchase of $500 or more with code ABSOLUTELY Get key nutrients–without the B.S. Ritual is offering my listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit ritual.com/ABSOLUTELY to start your Ritual t...
Every Body, Rock your BODY!
August 25, 2021 07:00 - 36 minutes - 33.5 MBHeather has teamed up with Old Navy for this episode all about bod-equality and being your most "boss a$$ b*tch" self. She also gets into the perils of cat-fishing, why all Scottish men are hot and why women should really just lean the f*ck out. See Oldnavy.com/bodequality for additional details. Styles subject to availability. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-no...
Roll Tide!
August 21, 2021 07:00 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MBHeather gets down and dirty with her thoughts on the Alabama Sorority Rush craze and recounts her own experiences as a southern sorority girl! This episode is brought to you by Venus. Check out gillettevenus.com to learn more about why these products have been flying off shelves everywhere. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Wash Your Mouth out with Soap
August 18, 2021 07:00 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back on the road tearing it up one club at a time. She's in Arkansas and happier than a literal pig in shit to be telling jokes again. She's wrestling with a lil razorback aka all y'alls problems from the Hotline too! Shits getting wild, we got ladies suckin on bars of soap In Target! Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely. Go to CheapCaribbean...
To Be Honest
August 11, 2021 06:00 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather answers the age-old questions of "How do I get back at my ex-fiance?", "Why is everyone an idiot?", "Is the world ending?" ya know, light hearted life advice and such. She hits the Absolutely Not Line while shamelessly plugging her comedy tour she is desperate for you to come to. Get 20% off your first mani system when you use promo code ABSOLUTELY at oliveandjune.com Go to Tradesy.com to get $100 off your fi...
To Be Honest
August 11, 2021 06:00 - 58 minutes - 135 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather answers the age-old questions of "How do I get back at my ex-fiance?", "Why is everyone an idiot?", "Is the world ending?" ya know, light hearted life advice and such. She hits the Absolutely Not Line while shamelessly plugging her comedy tour she is desperate for you to come to. Get 20% off your first mani system when you use promo code ABSOLUTELY at oliveandjune.com Go to Tradesy.com to get $100 off your first purchase of $50...
Communal Dildo
August 04, 2021 07:00 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hit the Absolutely Not line with all of your insane but very valid issues. It's apparent no one at the CDC knows what's going on and we apparently all need to freshen up on our Morris code, because a storm is -A-brewing! Go to CheapCaribbean.com/absolutely-not to get a great deal. We’ll see you on the beach. You can try OSEA risk-free for 30 days and get free shipping on orders over $50. They even send free s...
Communal Dildo
August 04, 2021 07:00On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hit the Absolutely Not line with all of your insane but very valid issues. It's apparent no one at the CDC knows what's going on and we apparently all need to freshen up on our Morris code, because a storm is -A-brewing! Go to CheapCaribbean.com/absolutely-not to get a great deal. We’ll see you on the beach. You can try OSEA risk-free for 30 days and get free shipping on orders over $50. They even send free samples with every ...
Communal Dildo
August 04, 2021 07:00 - 49 minutes - 113 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hit the Absolutely Not line with all of your insane but very valid issues. It's apparent no one at the CDC knows what's going on and we apparently all need to freshen up on our Morris code, because a storm is -A-brewing! Go to CheapCaribbean.com/absolutely-not to get a great deal. We’ll see you on the beach. You can try OSEA risk-free for 30 days and get free shipping on orders over $50. They even send free samples with every ...
Dirty Shirley with Raymond Padilla
July 28, 2021 07:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather checks in on her buddy and apparent Warehouse Party-goer, Ray Padilla. He is a pillar of the "Leisure Gay" community and here to judge you. They discuss Strip clubs, ideal work environments and future goals. Go to dailyharvest.com and enter code absolutely to get up to forty dollars off your first box! I’ve got you 20% off your order and free shipping in the US. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and u...
Reverse Results
July 21, 2021 07:00 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is day 1 on a cleanse in the words of Chris Farley "STARVING OVER HERE". She is hitting the hotline harder than ever before. It is always comforting to her to see that everyone else is doing as terrible as she is! Go to WithAgency.com/absolutelynot for a free 30-day trial, just pay $4.95 for shipping and handling! Go to CheapCaribbean.com/AbsolutelyNot to get a great deal. We’ll see you on the beach. ...
The Return of Chris Ketner
July 14, 2021 07:00 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has been in her basement working on the tour and has her buddy Christopher Ketner trapped. They decided to jump into the voicemail hotline to see what you lil rascals have been up to. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout for 20% off of your order. Get 10% off your first Versed order when you shop at versedskin.com with promo code ABSOLUTELY. Prose is the ...
The Return of Chris Ketner
July 14, 2021 07:00 - 53 minutes - 123 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has been in her basement working on the tour and has her buddy Christopher Ketner trapped. They decided to jump into the voicemail hotline to see what you lil rascals have been up to. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout for 20% off of your order. Get 10% off your first Versed order when you shop at versedskin.com with promo code ABSOLUTELY. Prose is the healthy hair ...
Energy Suck
July 08, 2021 23:15 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MBHeather is fresh from her vacay in the Turks and has a PSA for anyone trying to be a friggin LESLIE out there. We literally don't have time for this shit. It's a Hot Girl's Summer and a few of y'all are coming in with an icy attitude. Heather hits the hotline and answers some of your questions and more. Match with a licensed therapist when you go to talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code ABSOLUTELY. Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo ...
Double Bagged
June 30, 2021 07:00 - 54 minutes - 126 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her mother and artist extraordinaire, The Red Contemporary, to discuss work, dating, and general fabulosity. Diva Red is dishing out a healthy dose of not fucking around, per usual. Go to CheapCaribbean.com/AbsolutelyNot to get a great deal. We’ll see you on the beach. Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely You can try OSEA r...
Double Bagged
June 30, 2021 07:00 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her mother and artist extraordinaire, The Red Contemporary, to discuss work, dating, and general fabulosity. Diva Red is dishing out a healthy dose of not fucking around, per usual. Go to CheapCaribbean.com/AbsolutelyNot to get a great deal. We’ll see you on the beach. Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely ...
Patient Portal
June 23, 2021 07:00 - 54 minutes - 50 MBOn this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather gets a lil pep-in-her-step after realizing she might in-fact qualify for the Olympics. After hitting the Voicemail hot line, she finds out someone got their vagina scratch by a house cat and lube is on lock-up at da Walmarts. That and more! Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout for 20% off your order and free shipping in the US. Get 10% off for first time users when you shop at ...
Spanky's Retreat with the GA Law Lady!
June 16, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sitting down with her attorney & sister, Ashley McMahan. They are catching up on the wild weekend's they both had. With sandy toes, full drinks and love in their hearts the girls hatch a plan to send their mother off for a sanity check so they can focus on their new shark tank idea. Get $20 off your fertility test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely. To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to ...
Mild Anesthesia
June 09, 2021 06:30 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is literally coming out of the operating room and recording this whole podcast honestly, kinda high. No days off for this SHEMPIRE! lolzzz jk dont quote me. She is tackling your biggest absolutely not's yet, one voicemail at a time. Get started right away with no shipping required by going to StoryWorth.com/absolutely. You’ll get $10 off your first purchase! You can try OSEA risk-free for 30 days and get fr...
Im Going To Flawida
June 02, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is on a downward spiral from injecting hormones like a Kardashian getting a BBL. When she is inspired by a caller to get in touch with her Floridian roots it sparks joy in her heart and inspires her to quit everything and become a DJ in Fort Myers. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com. Make sure to use the code ABSOLUTELY to get $100 off of your first month and show your support for the show. ...
Im Going To Flawida
June 02, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes - 134 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is on a downward spiral from injecting hormones like a Kardashian getting a BBL. When she is inspired by a caller to get in touch with her Floridian roots it sparks joy in her heart and inspires her to quit everything and become a DJ in Fort Myers. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com. Make sure to use the code ABSOLUTELY to get $100 off of your first month and show your support for the show. Head over...
Tool Belt of Responsibilities
May 26, 2021 07:00 - 51 minutes - 47 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is sweating through her linen short set, anxiously awaiting her second round of egg freezing & stresses AF about work. She is keeping herself chained to a radiator in the basement and needs someone to come bring her a self-care snack. Y'all don't seem to be doing much better by the sounds of these voicemails..... Get key nutrients–without the B.S. Ritual is offering my listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit...
Island Lyfe Featuring Surprise Guest, Chris Ketner
May 20, 2021 06:00 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather recaps her girls weekend that felt like camp on a secret island. She has returned, sunburned, raspy and puffier than ever. Just as she is getting into the real meat of what happened this weekend, Chris Ketner jumps in the studio for an update on life in NYC and when is the tour happening.. and just wait, he's a vegan and wont shut up about it! Go to WithAgency.com/absolutelynot for a free 30-day trial, just pay $4.95 ...
Low Hanging Fruit with Jackie Schimmel, Host of The Bitch Bible
May 12, 2021 07:00 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has friend and fellow bitchy podcaster, Jackie Schimmel in the house, literally, she's at Robin's. She brought her intern, Jennifer Lopez with her, fresh off the A-rod breakup. Its a wild ride and not to be missed! Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Who Died?
May 05, 2021 07:30 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is breaking down her medical blunders and asking y'all why the hell you're living with regret. We are Live Laugh Loving our way through the Absolutely not line, and man are these voicemails good! Get key nutrients–without the B.S. Ritual is offering listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit ritual.com/ABSOLUTELY to start your Ritual today. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com....
Lil Sheeba
April 28, 2021 07:00 - 59 minutes - 137 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather updates you on her doozie of a medical issue and realizes that she isn't the "pillar of the fertility community" she thought she was. She is sweaty, hungry, pissed off and now more than ever just straight up confused. Go to GreenChef.com/90absolutely and use code 90absolutely to get $90 off including free shipping! Get Honey for FREE at JoinHoney.com/ABSOLUTELY Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code absolutelynot to ge...
Lil Sheeba
April 28, 2021 07:00 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather updates you on her doozie of a medical issue and realizes that she isn't the "pillar of the fertility community" she thought she was. She is sweaty, hungry, pissed off and now more than ever just straight up confused. Go to GreenChef.com/90absolutely and use code 90absolutely to get $90 off including free shipping! Get Honey for FREE at JoinHoney.com/ABSOLUTELY Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo co...
Pack of Skanks
April 21, 2021 07:00 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is talking about civilian chemistry and mixed signals from her stallion. She is spiraling from the human growth hormone and trying to understand why everyone is being the worst and why no one buys her more gifts? Right. Ok. cool. Get started today at StitchFix.com/absolutely and you’ll get 25% off when you keep everything in your Fix! Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at...
Pu$$Y Poppin
April 15, 2021 07:00 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MBOn this episode Heather breaks down one of her most embarrassing moments from this past weekend at the airport and explains why no one knows how to behave themselves. We're all wildly socially awkward and no one knows how to behave anymore. To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/absolutely. Give your mom the most meaningful gift this Mother’s Day with StoryWorth. Get started right away with no shipping required by going to StoryWorth.com/absolutel...
Raymond Padilla Wellness Check
April 07, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBHeather catches up with friend and OG podcast guest Raymond Padilla! They discuss Ray's recent move to New York (spoiler: its been a bumpy ride) and how he is living his "gay ass truth". Head over to WOO More Play and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20 percent OFF your order! Treat yourself to ultimate comfort with Brooklinen’s comforter collection. Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code absolutelynot to get $25 off, with a minimum purchase of $100! As a listen...
Take That Trish!
March 31, 2021 07:00 - 51 minutes - 120 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather claps back at herself bc the hormones are making her feel like a genetically modified chicken tender with a side of sassy dont-give-a-F#ck ranch. She takes your voicemails and realizes y'all are pretty much in the same boat. Love and Light! Head over to WOO More Play and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20 percent OFF your order. Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout for 20% OFF your orde...
Take That Trish!
March 31, 2021 07:00 - 52 minutes - 47.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather claps back at herself bc the hormones are making her feel like a genetically modified chicken tender with a side of sassy dont-give-a-F#ck ranch. She takes your voicemails and realizes y'all are pretty much in the same boat. Love and Light! Head over to WOO More Play and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20 percent OFF your order. Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout for 20% ...
Pregnant Pirates Meet Olivia Benson
March 24, 2021 07:00 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather Breaks down her recent surprise in the Turks and all the trouble she stirred up in Charleston. There was leather, edibles, bootcut jeans and lots of questions. She also hits the hotline and tries to fix your problems one drunken message at a time. Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely. For a limited time, Spanx is offering Absolute...