Absolutely Not
305 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago - ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratings"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
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Pulled Pork Party
September 21, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hits the Absolutely Not Line and the voicemails are SHOCKING! One caller is getting fired from her job for being with child, while another is out-of-the-blue allergic to pulled pork. It's literally a game of survival. We have deep embarrassing confessions and some triggering core memories. No stone is left unturned on this insane episode! Sponsors: Head to Squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’...
Three Queens and a Mic
September 15, 2022 07:22 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBOn this week's episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back after way too many difficulties joined by best friend of the show, Raymond Padilla. They talk about everything from the royal family to Ray almost losing an arm after his monkey pox vaccination - and Robin joins in after being bamboozled by the MOMA. Sponsors: Right now Ritual is offering my listeners 10% off your first three months at Visitritual.com/ABSOLUTELY Go to Zocdoc.com/ABSOLUTELY and ...
Pest Control
September 08, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather hits the hotline with some wildly new and improved SCAMMMMS! After a weekend of dealing with Robin's international catfishing fiasco, Heather is on High alert to the tricks and deals y'all are trying to pull. As if we didnt have enough shit to deal with already- The hotline is filled with 1200 back cracks and a frantic 911 call from Australia! Sponsors: Head to squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial and use...
Bat in the Balenciaga
August 31, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather hits the Absolutely Not Line to solve the world's problems. However, after the first voicemail she quickly realizes we need to call animal control. On this week's episode- we've got a lady with a bat in her designer bag, a lady on a cruise to nowhere, and a mom trying to navigate how to save teenagers from turning to the darkside! Sponsors: Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting ...
TABITHA'S TAKEOVER
August 25, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather has business consultant and friend, Raymond Padilla come to the Absolutely Not Headquarters for a full take over. It's the Board Meeting no one wanted to sit down for, but absolutely needed to attend. We're getting our ducks in a row while simultaneously fixing the world's problems by using the 5 pillars of efficiency. Ray also asks for donations at the end because Heather is sure as hell not paying him for his time or knowle...
Lesbian Low Country Boil
August 17, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is reporting live from the PANHANDLE of Florida, aka 30A. She is back from Mississippi and narrowly skirted death on the highway, only to have a new lease on life. She is taking no bullshit and dishing out some of the best advice she's ever given from the hotline. Like- Why heterosexual couples should never own catering companies- to what to do if your teeth are falling out. That and more! Check Out Squarespace.com/a...
Tankini Trauma
August 10, 2022 07:00 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MBOn this week's episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- After a wonderful weekend back in the college town of Athens, GA- Heather is shooketh to her core taking a walk down memory lane- the nostalgia of sorority row, the tequila shots from locals are all flooding back to her hypothalamus. She hits the Absolutely Not Hotline to fight with a woman who doesnt like Tang- another broad bitching about getting a titty on her back during a massage- and makes a public apology to the Mid Atlan...
SAFETY CONE SUMMER
August 03, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 57.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is wondering if her August invite to the hamptons got lost in the mail? So weird- no one has invited her to stay at their mega mansion while Robin skeets down the long island highway on a crotch rocket on her way to a tj maxx. She hits the Absolutely Not line in hopes that the invitation is on the voicemails.. but looks like she'll have to wait till next summer. Check Out Squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and wh...
Cleaning the Baseboards of Life
July 27, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is hitting the Absolutely Not Hotline to answer your hard hitting questions- like "Why can't we make Tanning Booths a thing again" or "What should I do if I have Alopecia on my head but not my crotch". Heather dissects her own quarter life crisis while simultaneously helping your figure out yours- its a real team effort this week! Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to Modern...
TWO WEEKS TOO LONG
July 21, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her whirlwind year long honeymoon. While she should feel refreshed, renewed and wildly in love- she is lucky to not be in an italian jail cell after clearly spending TOO MUCH TIME with her husband Jeff. She breaks down the importance of communication, how much wine she drank every day at lunch and her plans to do it all over again. Check out squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’re ready t...
TED Talks From a Nobody
July 13, 2022 07:00 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather chats with fellow comedian and newly single pal, Jared Freid. They break down the hard truths of what it's like to navigate show biz, inspire folks with humor and have someone literally NOT be a fan. Jared breaks down his new- on-the-scene dating horrors and these two giggle like thelma and louise over how TikTok will slowly kill us all. Go to Zocdoc.com/ABSOLUTELY and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Athletic Gr...
Creep From Bocca
July 06, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather sits down with her favorite grumpy old man- comedian Andrew Collin. They dissect his new life living with a lady, reminisce on Spring Break in Destin and he helps Heather understand why Jeff packed a scale in his carry-on. Check out squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, and use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Go to Broo...
Putting on the Dog
June 29, 2022 07:00 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews the queens of the southern hair empire, Salty Locks, Britt and Amber Harrington. They discuss working with family, a female run business and explain why the alligators near the nuclear plant in Augusta got 3 legs and an attitude. These girls mean business while also keeping it real country and that's why we love them! Athletic Greens is going to give you one FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting vitamin D AND...
EAT LAY SHOVE
June 22, 2022 19:43 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her genuine friend, Jackie Schimmel. They discuss their summer plans to move to Europe, Eat all the food, lay horizontal and release their aggression on innocent bystanders through shoving and pushing tourists. It's unhinged, it's dialed in and it's insane. Head to squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, and use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purch...
No Passport, No Problem
June 15, 2022 07:00 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather has had a fully mental breakdown from the complete shitshow that has been her wedding prep. She has finally turned into one of THOSE brides and is about to hoard the wedding gifts and tell everyone to fuck off. Honestly- she's probably spending too much time in her sauna bag and its quickly kiling off her brain cells- but who is even paying attention anymore. She hit the Absolutely Not line- She's unglued, unhinged and unwell! ...
Garage Triage
June 08, 2022 07:00 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hits the hotline- only to double down on the fact that women might be the REAL scammers. We've got a lady running an ER out of her garage, A time traveler, a handful of bad drivers and a sweet woman named Abby prepping for a colonoscopy- All that and more! Check out squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, and use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website ...
"SAUVY B SUNRISE"
June 01, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her final farewell tour performance. Just when she thought it was time to get an IV drip of propofol for her medically induced coma, her friends throw her a surprise party filled with drag queens, secrets and snacks! Heather breaks down what a wild week its been and also hits the Absolutely Not Line and more! Go to athleticgreens.com/absolutely for a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FR...
FULLY BOOKED
May 25, 2022 07:00 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely not podcast, Heather is letting you know, School is out for summer and bitch we are fully booked! It doesn't matter if you are hustlin' as a lifeguard, taking the kids to camp or treating yourself to a hoagie by the highway, Summer 2023 bout to be on and poppin! Visit Brooklinen.com and use Promo code [absolutelynot] for $20 off your purchase of $100 Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to ...
Core Memory
May 20, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather takes you down memory lane and drives you right into the "Core MeMories" of your childhood- from the sheer joy you'd feel on a field trip day, to the sadness you felt if your mom was late to chaperone- It's a whirlwind of emotion and its all flooding back after hitting the Absolutely Not Line. Check out squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, and use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10%...
Sorry You're Detained!
May 11, 2022 07:30 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back south of the border from her weekend of shows in Toronto. After getting held up at the border, listening to a threesome all night and crushing an international Nordstrom- she lives to tell about it- We also have a surprise appearance from Robin McMahan to spill the tea on the latest suburbian drama! Get 5% off + a free Pique sampler pack (with 6 of their best-selling flavors) when you purchase 2+ cartons with cod...
No Reservations
May 04, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back in the LA studios fresh from a midwest weekend on tour. She's working, but apparently not enough to save her from being humbled in a burger joint by general manager who takes his job REAL serious. Head to squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, and use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Match with your dedicated therapist t...
"Trauma in the Drama" with guest Christina Tompkins
April 27, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 72.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a 3-day bender on the West coast. She saw a mormon trying to escape in Salt Lake, a man with a neck tat cry in Phoenix and a drive-by in Sacramento. Three amazing shows but spilling all the tea, with Tina T. Visit Brooklinen.com and use Promo code [absolutelynot] for $20 off your purchase of $100 Go to DRINKOLIPOP.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 20% off plus free shipping. Vi...
Deflection Beauty
April 20, 2022 07:30 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is celebrating the Rising of the lord, with some street safety tips and life advice. She is so full of knowledge and shit at the same time it's alarming. She hits the Absolutely-NOT-Line to solve some of y'alls problems and realizes you all need a lot more than Jesus. Check out Squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a...
"MASTER SCAMMERS" with Raymond Padilla
April 13, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has on her man of honor, Raymond Padilla, and they give you a play by play of how they scammed their way into the Masters this weekend. There were a lot of chicken salad sandwiches and white wine to be had, but most importantly they learned about themselves. Get 5% off + a free Pique sampler pack (with 6 of their best-selling flavors) when you purchase 2+ cartons at PiqueLife.com/absolutely with code ABSOLUTELY. Go to Zocdoc...
"MASTER SCAMMERS" with Raymond Padilla
April 13, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has on her man of honor, Raymond Padilla, and they give you a play by play of how they scammed their way into the Masters this weekend. There were a lot of chicken salad sandwiches and white wine to be had, but most importantly they learned about themselves. Get 5% off + a free Pique sampler pack (with 6 of their best-selling flavors) when you purchase 2+ cartons at PiqueLife.com/absolutely with code ABSOLUTELY. Go ...
Meet Me At The Beverly Center Part 2
April 06, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBOn this roller coaster of an episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back in the LA studios. She talks about her wedding woes, nightmares and THAT guy at the gym - then hits the hotline to save the world, one problem at time. Head to Squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com and ...
Meet Me At The Beverly Center
April 06, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBOn this roller coaster of an episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back in the LA studios. She talks about her wedding woes, nightmares and THAT guy at the gym - then hits the hotline to save the world, one problem at time. Head to Squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com and use the c...
ABSOLUTELY KNOT (Boat LYFE)
March 30, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from the Boca Yacht Club and has decided she needs to be on the intercoastal with Annie Hathaway & some old dude from New Jersey. She spent a weekend on Spring Break, not by choice. She also hits the hotline and answers life's dumbest questions. Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code absolutelysnot for $20 off your purchase of $100 or more. Go to CARIUMA.com/ABSOLUTELY to get 15% off your pair of CARIUMA sne...
Sparky
March 23, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from a magical midwest weekend. She had a tour stop in Tulsa and Omaha and in between had one of the creepiest Airline lounge experiences of her life. But in true McMahan fashion, Heather slays the Absolutely Nots while keeping it somehow glass half full. Head to Squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website ...
Pre-Boarding Birthday Bitch
March 17, 2022 07:00 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is so selfless she does ACTUAL work on her birthday to give you the full scoop on her Parisian travels from the weekend. What a wild, dairy-fueled ride that was. She gives you a list of what she wants for her birthday so you can plan accordingly and explains that if a grown man drinks an apple juice next to you on a flight - Watch out! Limited Time Offer: Get 5% off + a free Pique sampler pack (with 6 of their best-sellin...
Princess of Peace
March 09, 2022 08:00 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast - Heather is on a real tear on International Women's Day. After a great weekend in Albany slinging jokes, she's back with attitude and some health advice - sort of. Heather hits the Absolutely-Not-Line and tries to fix your wildest problems. Head to squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, and use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Right now,...
Introducing: Bone, Marry, Bury
March 03, 2022 17:26 - 3 minutes - 7.79 MB2021 was the worst year of Allie’s life: she was fired from her stupid waitressing job, dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking, and evicted from her apartment. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party where she plans to get plastered and leave this mess of a year behind. 2022 is going to be her year, she can just feel it! Spoiler: it’s definitely not going to be her year. But this party is still important: Gabe — Allie’s best friend and our n...
Half Court Perv
March 02, 2022 08:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather tries her best to understand what the absolute fuck is going on- but it's pretty much all a big Absolutely NOT. She hits the hotline to see if y'alls problems are any better.. news flash- they aren't. We've got peeping toms, angry tennis coaches and ex's who won't leave us alone! Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to Modern Fertility dot com slash absolutely. Matc...
Acting Out With Harvey Guillen
February 23, 2022 19:48 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBHeather sits down with Harvey Guillen to talk about the struggles of working in the industry and their hilarious Bone, Marry, Bury picks. Make sure to check Bone, Marry, Bury anywhere you can find podcasts. Head to Squarespace.com/ABSONOT for a free trial when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code ABSONOT to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Don’t sleep on savings. Brooklinen’s Presidents’ Day Sale is happening now. Listening ...
She-Shed
February 18, 2022 22:34 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBHeather is back in the studio and joined by the Georgia Law Lady herself, Ashley McMahan. And as usual when these two get together, hilarity ensues. Right now Ritual is offering my listeners 10% off your first three months. Visit ritual.com/ABSOLUTELY and turn healthy habits into a Ritual. Foria is offering a special deal for our listeners. Get 20% off your first order by visiting www.foriawellness.com/ABSOLUTELY OR use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout. Go...
Power Lesbians with Ali Kolbert
February 09, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 150 MBHeather is joined by fellow comedian Ali Kolbert to talk all things comedy, and the real tea about being a woman in the industry. Prepare for many laughs ahead! Check out The Ali Kolbert Show anywhere you get your podcasts to hear more from Ali. Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely. Go to catalinacrunch.com/ABSOLUTELY for 15% off your first order— plus FREE shipping! Right now, you can get 20...
Power Lesbians with Ali Kolbert
February 09, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBHeather is joined by fellow comedian Ali Kolbert to talk all things comedy, and the real tea about being a woman in the industry. Prepare for many laughs ahead! Check out The Ali Kolbert Show anywhere you get your podcasts to hear more from Ali. Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely. Go to catalinacrunch.com/ABSOLUTELY for 15% off your first order— plus FREE shipping! Righ...
Luck of the Irish
February 02, 2022 08:00 - 54 minutes - 125 MBHeather is back in the studio in LA and more unhinged than ever! Today we are discussing the role Heather was meant to play, why people who wear glasses are really just liars, and reminiscing on stories from the tour. Buckle your seatbelts folks and dont forget - your'e lying to yourself if you dont think you need therapy. Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code absolutelynot for $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100. Visit Talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month when...
Luck of the Irish
February 02, 2022 08:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBHeather is back in the studio in LA and more unhinged than ever! Today we are discussing the role Heather was meant to play, why people who wear glasses are really just liars, and reminiscing on stories from the tour. Buckle your seatbelts folks and dont forget - your'e lying to yourself if you dont think you need therapy. Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code absolutelynot for $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100. Visit Talkspace.com and get $100 off your fi...
Love It Or List It
January 26, 2022 08:00 - 56 minutes - 130 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back in California drinking Wine with the Kardashians. Fresh off a 3 show run in Dallas- She breaks down the funniest shit that happened in the Lone Star state and explains why every nail salon owner wears slippery Nikes. Did you also know Texas dip their chips in butter? You can grow thicker, healthier hair AND support our show by going to Nutrafol.com and entering the promo code ABSOLUTELY to save FIFTEEN DOLLARS OFF your fir...
Love It Or List It
January 26, 2022 08:00 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back in California drinking Wine with the Kardashians. Fresh off a 3 show run in Dallas- She breaks down the funniest shit that happened in the Lone Star state and explains why every nail salon owner wears slippery Nikes. Did you also know Texas dip their chips in butter? You can grow thicker, healthier hair AND support our show by going to Nutrafol.com and entering the promo code ABSOLUTELY to save FIFTEEN DOLLAR...
First Class Gaslight
January 19, 2022 08:00 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast Heather raises some mild suspicions that an older generation of first class passengers have it in for her. She can't tell if they are trying to intimidate her back to coach or if she is really in the wrong. Fresh off a wonderful weekend touring she's hitting the hotline with all of your issues! G to Squarespace.com/absonot for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code ABSONOT to save 10% off your first ...
The Puerto Rican Lotus
January 13, 2022 22:15 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews her dear friend Jorge Collazo, about his years in the hotel biz and what it's like to date on a tiny island. Ever wondered what Grindr in the Caribbean has to offer? Don't you worry- Jorge has done the work for you! There's lots of giggles and some endearing reminders to put your feet in the sand and not take life so seriously! Right now Ritual is offering my listeners 10% off your first three months. Visit ...
A Light Load
January 05, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 156 MBOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather is back from a tryst with Santa and hopped up on supplements & a hope and a prayer. Everyone is panicked about the dumpster fire of the beginning of this year- but here we are holding on for dear life, full of acid reflux and optimism, damnitt! Go to Squarespace.com/ABSONOT for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code ABSONOT to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Refresh your rest...
A Light Load
January 05, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather is back from a tryst with Santa and hopped up on supplements & a hope and a prayer. Everyone is panicked about the dumpster fire of the beginning of this year- but here we are holding on for dear life, full of acid reflux and optimism, damnitt! Go to Squarespace.com/ABSONOT for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code ABSONOT to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. ...
Hunky Dory Bat Signals
December 29, 2021 08:00 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBOn this final episode of the Absolutely Not podcast of 2021- Heather ends the year strong- on an emotional rollercoaster of barely holding her shit together. It's obvious all of the listeners are fully spiraling as well - like the High School Musical says "were all in this together". Whether you're fighting omicron or just fighting with your family, Heather takes to the Absolutely NOT line to set the record straight! Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $2...
Rollerskates on an Escalator
December 22, 2021 08:00 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MBIt's the end of the year and Heather is filled with all the warm fuzzies! Tune in for her year in review - she's talking gratitude and getting real about coping with the pressure of the industry. Plus, were chatting poultry, UHauls and parental dating on the Absolutely Not Line! Win the gift game this season with Rothy’s shoes and accessories. Get $20 off your first purchase at rothys.com/ABSOLUTELY with extended returns and exchanges through the holidays. Get $20...
Rollerskates on an Escalator
December 22, 2021 08:00 - 56 minutes - 130 MBIt's the end of the year and Heather is filled with all the warm fuzzies! Tune in for her year in review - she's talking gratitude and getting real about coping with the pressure of the industry. Plus, were chatting poultry, UHauls and parental dating on the Absolutely Not Line! Win the gift game this season with Rothy’s shoes and accessories. Get $20 off your first purchase at rothys.com/ABSOLUTELY with extended returns and exchanges through the holidays. Get $20 off your fertili...
Trish Strikes Again
December 15, 2021 08:00 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is answering all of your questions on the Absolutely Not line and noticing a common theme- That white trash scammer named Trish. Turns out she is bugging everyone this year with her antics while she smokes menthols outside of the Buick enclave. She's a scammer, a lover and loves raw meat. You'll understand when you take a listen... Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY25 and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY25” at checkout for...
Robin's Youth Detention Center
December 10, 2021 07:30 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MBIn this special bonus episode, Robin joins Heather to discuss her goals for 2022 and why she should be running a youth detention center. On the voicemails we are talking bad wedding guests, kissin' cousins and unfortunate tattoos. The holidays are upon us and the Absolutely Not's are more unhinged than ever! Go to getcanopy.co to save $25 on your Canopy Humidifier purchase today when you opt into a replacement filter subscription. You’ll receive a replacement filter every ...