Absolutely Not
305 episodes - English - Latest episode: 15 days ago - ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratings"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
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Hollywood Tower of Terror
March 17, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with herself in a downward spiral about this dumbest shit ever, per usual. It's her birthday and she is reporting live from the Turks and Caicos. RIGHT BY THE BEACH BOIIII. She is full of gratitude and rosé and a slight flicker of positivity. Head over to WOO More Play and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20 percent off! Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout for 20% off ...
Spilling the English Breakfast Tea
March 10, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBHeather's long time friend and fellow thespian extraordinaire, Tina T, is in town and the ladies are spilling the literal HIGH TEA on their weekend debauchery and breaking down the riveting Oprah interview. Heather is wildly concerned the Monarchy is coming for her so buckle up and get your beverages set! Go to DRINKOLIPOP.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 20% off PLUS free shipping! To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace....
Spilling the English Breakfast Tea
March 10, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 149 MBHeather's long time friend and fellow thespian extraordinaire, Tina T, is in town and the ladies are spilling the literal HIGH TEA on their weekend debauchery and breaking down the riveting Oprah interview. Heather is wildly concerned the Monarchy is coming for her so buckle up and get your beverages set! Go to DRINKOLIPOP.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 20% off PLUS free shipping! To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com or downlo...
ET, TU BRUTE?
March 03, 2021 08:00 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather is stepping in her pisces self-loathing season and realizing her physical well being is important but also almost impossible to keep up with. Her pants are tight, her skin is dry and vagina is gaping. Lots of Voicemails and self-indulgent things to discuss! Receive 25% off your entire first purchase of Super Coffee. To claim this deal go to DRINKSUPERCOFFEE.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout. ...
Sisterhood of the Traveling Wind Breaker
February 24, 2021 08:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather checks in on her friends down in the hill country and has some major Absolutely Nots. She isn’t fucking around with weather shaming, COVID shaming or grandma shaming. ITS ENOUGH. She's also getting back into the swing of things, quite literally, playing Golf again and thrilled she made some new friends on the links. That and more! Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout for 20% o...
Shout Out To Maurice with Jeff Daniels AKA The Italian Stallion
February 17, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 72.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews her husband, Jeff Daniels on all things love and marriage. It's Valentine's week and who better to answer your relationship questions than Tony Soprano himself. Receive 20% off PLUS Free Shipping on Olipop's best selling variety pack. This is a great way to try all of their delicious flavors. Go to DRINKOLIPOP.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout to claim this deal. Go to Functio...
Reach for the Stars
February 10, 2021 08:00 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is about to lose her shit with EVERYONE and clearly y'all are on the same wavelength. The voicemail line is buzzing with bullshit and Heather is here to help you wade through it. Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout for 20% off your order and free shipping in the US. Order the new Bomb Bars online at www.blenderbombs.com and receive 20% off your order by using t...
LEFT BEHIND
February 03, 2021 08:00 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather Breaks down what's been happening these past two weeks. It's a RAW AND REAL episode full of zero medical advice, lots of sweating and saying the F* word as many times as humanly possible. If you hate honesty, keep scrolling. Check out Olipop and receive 20% off PLUS Free Shipping on their best selling variety pack. Go to DRINKOLIPOP.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout to claim this deal. Go ch...
Wellness Check: How YOU doin?!
January 27, 2021 08:00 - 58 minutes - 53.1 MBAsk and you shall receive! This week, Heather is responding to YOUR voicemails on the Absolutely Not Line. Buckle up, hunker down and get ready to laugh your tush off! Check out Olipop and get 20% off PLUS Free Shipping on their best selling variety pack. This is a great way to try all of their delicious flavors. Go to DRINKOLIPOP.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout to claim this deal. For a limited time, Spanx is offering Absolutely Not listene...
Half Owl with Ashley McMahan
January 20, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is chatting with her sister, the GA Law Lady about vax'n their mom, basic childhood trauma and finding their inner animal. Ashley is pissed her episode got basically erased last time they recorded so she is coming in extra hot with that fiery attorney energy. This episode is honestly so sisterly silly, so good to luck to ya. Go to DRINKSUPERCOFFEE.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 25% off and ...
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON
January 13, 2021 08:00 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather spins her New Years Wheels straight to crazy town. She has no fucking idea what is happening in the world and is trying to give you sage advice even though her asshole is clenched tighter than a cocaine smuggler from the 80's. The vibe is tense but the jokes are flowing, we've got voicemails and more! Go to www.blenderbombs.com and receive 20% off your order by using the code ABSOLUTELY. Go check out www.usualw...
Supply and Demand with Benito Skinner AKA @bennydrama7
January 06, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast Heather sits down with her favorite comedian and BFF Benny Drama to discuss their major glow-ups. Benny is the king of impressions and he gives Heather the in's and outs of who hates him and which Kardashian is on board. lol. He's hilarious and keeps things raw and real! You deserve to know what’s in your multivitamin. That’s why Ritual is offering my listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit ritual.com/ABSOLUTELY to...
Winslet Wellness Check
December 30, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 55 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is majorly concerned with Kate Winslet's wellbeing and whereabouts. She answers your insane End of the Year Voicemails and has a slight bit of optimism for the new year... just a tiny bit. Experience The Purple Grid and you’ll sleep like never before! Go to Purple.com/absolutely10, and use promo code absolutely10. For a limited time you’ll get 10% off any order of $200 or more! Go to getcanopy.co today an...
Health, Wellness and Botox with Arielle Lorre
December 23, 2020 08:00 - 54 minutes - 50 MBHeather is joined by Arielle Lorre, host of The Blonde Files Podcast to talk all things self care, motivation, wellness and how she overcame personal challenges to get to where she is today. She is also a plastic surgery and beauty guru and answers every question you could possibly have about keeping it right and tight! To check out all my Spanx picks and for 10% off your order plus free shipping and returns, visit spanx.com/absolutely. Experience The Purple Grid ...
Funeral Arrangements with Jackie Schimmel
December 16, 2020 08:00 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews dear friend, host of The Bitch Bible Podcast and CYA next Tuesday companion, Jackie Schimmel. And trust and believe they are throwing everyone under the bus. They have no time for your holiday sympathy but are fully expecting you to show up to their funerals looking FRESH AF! That and more! Head over to www.blenderbombs.com and use the code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 20% off your first order. Go t...
Fried Fridays and Online Dating with guest, Elizabeth Howard
December 09, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBHeather Sits down with one of her oldest and dearest Delta Gamma sisters, Elizabeth Howard, to discuss the trials and tribulations of online dating with her single sister. SHE IS APPALLED and shocked to find out that men will message you wanting to know about your dental work. NOT OK. They discuss surviving life in college and trying to make it out of 2020 alive! Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code to save an additional 15% off your first order. Give your loved ones ...
Calories Don't Count, RICK
December 02, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather breaks down the age old question.... "Why exactly does Jeff sleep with tape on his mouth AND still works in New York?" We survived Thanksgiving by the skin on our Turkey Trails and it's clear by the Voicemails that y'all aren't doing so hot either. Someone's lost a leg, others are getting bamboozled.... it's a shit show. That and more! Get 30% off your order and free shipping in the US by heading over to NoDaysWasted.CO/A...
Has Anyone Seen My Tooth? with Guest Casey Balsham
November 25, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews fellow comedian, Casey Balsham of the SHADY SHIT podcast! Casey is literally looking for her loose tooth while bitching about what a fucking whirlwind of a year its been. From cancelled weddings, trying to get pregnant and generally fatigue these two ding dongs are bitching about it together! Get your hands on some of GoMacro’s delicious MacroBars by going to gomacro.com and using promo code ABSOLUTLEY for 30%...
OASIS GOODTIME EMPORIUM
November 18, 2020 08:00 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sweating through her shirt dealing with one technological meltdown after another. Sis can't catch a break! I mean what are we even doing anymore? It's almost Thanksgiving, which means everything is just a full blown shit show, but thats ok, because were gonna make it after all..... or after visiting the Oasis, Goodtime Emporium. To check out all my Spanx picks and for 10% off your order plus free shipping and retur...
HEART HEALTHY with guest Christopher Ketner
November 11, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her friend, Christopher Ketner on some raw dog topics of how their bullshit threshold is at an all time low. America has spoken and the wild DM's have begun. Heather and Chris make a pact to get "heart healthy" because their pants split while woofing down spinach dip at dinner tonight... they are ready for a lifestyle change.... sort of. Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code to save an additional 15% off ...
TWO DICKS TOO MANY
November 04, 2020 08:00 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather shares a cool comedy experience that is literally giving her a will to live. There is a light at the end of this 2020 tunnel, even if it means we will one-day be back in a nightclub, shitting our pants from Red Bull vodkas... A Girl can dream can't she? The Voicemails are WILD this week, and the tensions are running high... but were all in this together.... whether we like it or not. Go to purple.com/absolutely10 and use...
Keeping Up with the McMahan's
October 28, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBHeather sits down with Big Red and the Georgia Law Lady, also known as her mom and sister for a deep dive into internet scammers and the hot mess that is 2020. As usual, Robin is serving all the sass and Ashley is serving all the facts! Thank you to our sponsors: Spanx - Get 10% off your order at spanx.com/absolutely or use code "absolutely" at checkout. Go Macro - Get 30% plus free shipping on orders over $50 by going to gomacro.com and using promo code "absolutely" at ch...
Jennifer Lawrence: She's Got An Oscar, I've Got Sciatica
October 21, 2020 07:00 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews a true acting icon and apparently the podcast's biggest fan, Jennifer Lawrence. Yes, you read that right, JLAW. The two discuss life in the biz, Heather's lack of winning awards, and overall classic bullshit, in the humblest way possible. Heather essentially sweats through her shirt while getting a masterclass in everything Hollywood. This episode is a refreshing reminder that we're all gonna be ok, as long as we don'...
Jennifer Lawrence: She's Got An Oscar, I've Got Sciatica
October 21, 2020 07:00 - 51 minutes - 118 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews a true acting icon and apparently the podcast's biggest fan, Jennifer Lawrence. Yes, you read that right, JLAW. The two discuss life in the biz, Heather's lack of winning awards, and overall classic bullshit, in the humblest way possible. Heather essentially sweats through her shirt while getting a masterclass in everything Hollywood. This episode is a refreshing reminder that we're all gonna be ok, as long as we don't run out...
CANADIAN SK8R BOI
October 15, 2020 07:00 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is in her last week of Canada Glory. She has become a local, eating the fish, wearing the beanies and blasting Avril Lavigne at the top of her lungs. She is helping you figure out the hard hitting life concerns you're all thinking but dont have the chutzpah to say. It's ok, she will do it for you. She's coming to ya live from Vancouver in a ROOTS sweatsuit that she paid way too much for. That and more! Go to blenderbombs.com a...
Doing Zoomies in Europe
October 07, 2020 07:00 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is revved up after a wild tweet that sent her into a tailspin of laughter, confusion and sadness. She is also recapping her favorite new "escape show" Emily in Paris, which reminded her of her wild Study-Abroad experience. She's taking your insane calls on the Absolutely Not like and trying to give you the unsolicited life advice you never knew you needed! Get 20% off your order of DHM Detox and free shipping in the US...
ADD IT TO THE LIST, MIKE
September 30, 2020 07:00 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather uncovers some uncomfortable truths about herself and gives you a full rundown of her last week locked up. She's made a list and she's checking it twice of all the shit she has to try and fix in the world before 2021 gets here. She has a lot of "associations" to call starting with the BAR, Not legally speaking, like someone who just owns a bunch of bars.... just listen to the episode and you'll get it. To find out where ...
GO FUND ME FROM CANADA
September 23, 2020 07:00 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBHeather is on the brink of a full blown meltdown coming to ya live from a new state-sanctioned Quarantine north of the border in Canada. She's in town for work and they legit sent her to her room and threw away the key. Tensions are high between she and the microwave, that bitch has been getting too mouthy this week. Heather is spiraling and taking your insane calls! Get your hands on some of GoMacro’s delicious MacroBars by going to gomacro.com and using promo code ABSOL...
IM A SALESGUY
September 16, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's dear friend, Andrew Collin, is here to bitch and swindle his way back into our hearts. He's still single and apparently getting "ripped" in quarantine.... not drunk, like in shape... again we don't know what that is like. These two talk about missing the road life, their past discrepancies and honestly try to figure out how they can better themselves in 2020, and really it shouldn't take a lot. Upgrade your hard seltzer...
ALL THINGS VANDERPUMP IS AVAILABLE NOW!
September 15, 2020 17:07 - 6 minutes - 14.7 MBJoin entrepreneur, philanthropist and celebrity host Lisa Vanderpump at Villa Rosa, where she spills the "English Tea” about today's hottest topics with a new guest every week! Listen today at https://link.chtbl.com/LVP
STUCK UNDER THE TRUNDLE-BED TRISH
September 09, 2020 07:00 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has hit her September shit show wall and is literally stuck under a trundle-bed of emotion. She is pulling out ALL OF THE FEELINGS from 2020 into one solid cathartic shitshow of a podcast. The VoiceMails are dumber than ever, but it does make her feel better to know that y'all are equally as fucked up as she is. We gotta do a wellness check on a lot of you, hussies cause Fall came fast and we are NOT READY. Visit taoclea...
THE GA LAW LADY, ASHLEY MCMAHAN "GIVE ME A SIDE OF MAC SAUCE"
September 02, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 138 MBOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is chatting with her ball busting, criminal defense attorney, big sis, Ashley. Also known as the Georgia Law Lady, she helps Heather break down some of y'alls most intense Voice Mails to date... such as... "Why doesn't Mcdonald's give out free mac sauce on the side?!!!" They are single handedly changing the world for the better with each bit of sister advice they share! Who knew all this year needed was the McMahan sisters to save the da...
THE GA LAW LADY, ASHLEY MCMAHAN "GIVE ME A SIDE OF MAC SAUCE"
September 02, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is chatting with her ball busting, criminal defense attorney, big sis, Ashley. Also known as the Georgia Law Lady, she helps Heather break down some of y'alls most intense Voice Mails to date... such as... "Why doesn't Mcdonald's give out free mac sauce on the side?!!!" They are single handedly changing the world for the better with each bit of sister advice they share! Who knew all this year needed was the McMahan sisters to sav...
An Expert, An Asshole, An Alcoholic with Kate Kennedy of the Be There In Five Podcast
August 26, 2020 07:00 - 53 minutes - 123 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather interviews Kate Kennedy of the "Be There in Five" podcast. It's their one-year anniversary since they met and now everything is coming full circle with these two ding dongs. They discuss how Tik Tok has taken over their lives, Being locked up with their dogs and Kate explains her emotional investment into Taylor Swift. They bitch about just how insane this year has made everyone, and they aren't suffering fools any longer! That a...
Sandy Vag But Delta Diamond
August 19, 2020 07:00 - 43 minutes - 99.3 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather breaks down her trip to Florida and is coming in guns hot after Robin Hijacks the episode. She hits the hotline and lemme tell you what, y'all are bitching more than ever! These calls are getting downright ridonkulous and we're here for it! Get 10% off your first order and free shipping when you use promo code absolutley, only at Brooklinen.com. TAO Clean is offering my listeners 62 % off the TAO Clean Orbital ...
RAZZLE DAZZLE ME, RICK!
August 12, 2020 07:00 - 48 minutes - 112 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather catches you up to speed on her Hollywood ventures, buying a car from the Patriarchy and taking your Voicemails. We are getting dumber as the year goes on and it's very apparent by the shit y'all have called in with this week! Were already in August but it feels like this has been the longest year ever....Lord help us and save us from ourselves! As a listener of this podcast, you can get $100 off your first month on Talksp...
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
August 05, 2020 07:00 - 49 minutes - 114 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her hippie trip to Asheville North Carolina, where she experienced Satan at work. Between the Dog fights, Spiritual reads, and kids falling in manholes, it was a wild, but much needed ride outta town. The hotline is buzzing with insane calls of women just truly at their wits ends! The prayer circle just got tighter because the only thing that can get us out of this year is JESUS HIMSELF... AMEN! Produced by D...
THE MAYOR OF NANTUCKET with Raymond Padilla
July 29, 2020 07:00 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather has her friend Big Daddy Raymond Padilla in town, fresh off his high horse from his luxury villa in Nantucket. He has decided to run for mayor, in a town he has never lived in - typical Ray. He is bringing all the judgement and heat, per usual, with an added side of SASS. These two giggle and argue on this episode! Head over to NoDaysWastedco.com and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout for 20% off your order of DH...
THE MAYOR OF NANTUCKET with Raymond Padilla
July 29, 2020 07:00 - 42 minutes - 98.6 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather has her friend Big Daddy Raymond Padilla in town, fresh off his high horse from his luxury villa in Nantucket. He has decided to run for mayor, in a town he has never lived in - typical Ray. He is bringing all the judgement and heat, per usual, with an added side of SASS. These two giggle and argue on this episode! Head over to NoDaysWastedco.com and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout for 20% off your order of DHM Detox. ...
Do You Wanna Be My Surrogate?
July 22, 2020 07:00 - 59 minutes - 137 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather has her hilarious and ball-busting sister, Ashley, also known as the Georgia Law Lady in the studio. They discuss their fucked up genes, what it was like growing up with Robin and Kyle as parents and how the hell are they gonna convince Robin to drink more water. When these two ding-dongs of sisters get together its giggles non-stop and the dumbest conversations ever. Go to Prose.com/absolutely for your FREE in-depth hair q...
Dumb and Dumber
July 15, 2020 07:00 - 49 minutes - 113 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather answers your pressing questions, like "Should my baby have their own instagram account", "Do you watch military return videos?" " Are you a swinger", and "Would you wear a penis sash on your bachelorette"..... ya know hardcore journalism kinda questions. Heather updates you on her virtual show and talks about truly the dumbest shit ever.. that and more! Go to Talkspace.com (or in the app) and use the code absolutely to g...
WORK HARD PLAY HARDER
July 08, 2020 07:00 - 48 minutes - 113 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is anxious and over caffeinated but doing her best to hold on to the future. The Voicemails this week are dumber than ever, but it doesn't stop Heather from losing her fucking mind. She loves you for calling in and remember, turn your AC off and roll your windows up if you're calling from the car! LOL! That and more on this week's episode! Helix is offering up to $200 off ALL mattress orders and two free pillows for ou...
Tiny Urethra on the Broadway
July 01, 2020 07:00 - 53 minutes - 123 MBHeather is back in the studio, aka her Mom's "Office" with her Tour Producer, Chris Ketner. Since they can't be on the road together touring the world, the convo has taken a wild turn to REAL TALK TOWN. The discuss their lack of sex education in School, how Tik Tok is keeping them formed on Conspiracy Theories and how much they miss slinging drinks for old Broads at brunch in 2010 in Hell's Kitchen. Let's take a little trip down memory lane for some giggles and perspective. ...
Blame the SnowBirds
June 24, 2020 07:00 - 47 minutes - 109 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather takes a few calls from the new Hot spot of Florida and tries to figure out what the hell is going on. Were not even halfway through the year, and yet truly no one knows what this year has become/is/was/will be. She's hoping for a bright future but fingers crossed the insane voicemails on the hotline will brighten your day and make you giggle! Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi...
Be the You Today, You Wanna Be Tomorrow
June 17, 2020 07:00 - 49 minutes - 113 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather hops back on the VoiceMails and legit LOL's till the cows come home. Y'all have taken it to another level. She discusses the chaos of living in construction, her concern for the environment and just general anxieties that keep her up... ya know amongst the covid, social injustices and impending meteor showers... That and more on the pod! Go to gomacro.com and using promo code ABSOLUTELY for 30% off plus free shipping ...
Let's Go Girls
June 10, 2020 07:00 - 51 minutes - 118 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather takes a moment to pause and very bluntly let everyone know that if you are a racist, the unfollow button is easy. Bye Bye,Sir. We will not put up with that Bullshit here! We get back to giggling and have an honest discussion of whats going on in the world today and how we can be a part of the change. Of course we get to the Absolutely Not line which is still filled with some of the most ridiculous Voicemails you've ever heard. S...
Robin Goes to Greece
May 27, 2020 07:00 - 53 minutes - 122 MBOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather shares the psychological torture she endures everyday living with Diva Red in lockup. These two are in the words of MegtheStallion “savage, classy, bougie, ratchet”. This is just the tip of the iceberg! That and more! Go to zola.com/absolutelynot today and use promo code SAVE50 to get fifty- percent off your save the dates! Go to talkspace.com and use the code absolutely to get $100 off your first month and show...
WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON
May 20, 2020 07:00 - 49 minutes - 114 MBOn this solo episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is falling apart at the thin ankles, literally. With a burnt taint, a rolled ankle and nothing to do, she has hit a new LEVEL OF NOPE. She cant even record this episode without her mom walking into the office to make it about her....typical Robin. If you thought the voicemails were wild last week, wait till you hear that the crazies have been up to now. Were week 852 into quarantine and still no one knows what the hell is go...
Burnt My Grundle
May 13, 2020 07:00 - 42 minutes - 98.1 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather relives her emotional journey after having hot coffee spilled on her vagina in the Starbucks Drive-Thru. The Grundle is crispy, the attitude is sassy and for some reason she is super thirsty.....ya know like actually thirsty. Heather hits the Absolutely Not line and from this batch of voicemails its ABSOLUTELY apparent that everyone has lost their friggin minds! Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...
A Little Bit of CRAZY!
May 06, 2020 07:30 - 45 minutes - 105 MBOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather decides to flip the script on Love and find out whats been happening to her single friends during LOVE, LOCKED UP RAW! Just because we are in quarantine doesn't mean people aren't still trying to find the one, or just send penis pics, and she is here to get the scoop from the opposite sex. Her dear friend and former elementary flame, Tommy Bardis is here to break down from the dude's perspective what is happening during this bey...