Latest Personal572339 Podcast Episodes
No Reservations
Absolutely Not - May 04, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back in the LA studios fresh from a midwest weekend on tour. She's working, but apparently not enough to save her from being humbled in a burger joint by general manager who takes his job REAL serious. Head to squarespace....
"Trauma in the Drama" with guest Christina Tompkins
Absolutely Not - April 27, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a 3-day bender on the West coast. She saw a mormon trying to escape in Salt Lake, a man with a neck tat cry in Phoenix and a drive-by in Sacramento. Three amazing shows but spilling all the tea, with Tina T. Visi...
Deflection Beauty
Absolutely Not - April 20, 2022 07:30 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is celebrating the Rising of the lord, with some street safety tips and life advice. She is so full of knowledge and shit at the same time it's alarming. She hits the Absolutely-NOT-Line to solve some of y'alls problems and realize...
"MASTER SCAMMERS" with Raymond Padilla
Absolutely Not - April 13, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has on her man of honor, Raymond Padilla, and they give you a play by play of how they scammed their way into the Masters this weekend. There were a lot of chicken salad sandwiches and white wine to be had, but most importantly they...
"MASTER SCAMMERS" with Raymond Padilla
Absolutely Not - April 13, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has on her man of honor, Raymond Padilla, and they give you a play by play of how they scammed their way into the Masters this weekend. There were a lot of chicken salad sandwiches and white wine to be had, but most importantly they learned ...
Meet Me At The Beverly Center Part 2
Absolutely Not - April 06, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this roller coaster of an episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back in the LA studios. She talks about her wedding woes, nightmares and THAT guy at the gym - then hits the hotline to save the world, one problem at time. Head to Squarespace.com/absolutely for a fre...
Meet Me At The Beverly Center
Absolutely Not - April 06, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this roller coaster of an episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back in the LA studios. She talks about her wedding woes, nightmares and THAT guy at the gym - then hits the hotline to save the world, one problem at time. Head to Squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, ...
ABSOLUTELY KNOT (Boat LYFE)
Absolutely Not - March 30, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from the Boca Yacht Club and has decided she needs to be on the intercoastal with Annie Hathaway & some old dude from New Jersey. She spent a weekend on Spring Break, not by choice. She also hits the hotline and answers life...
Sparky
Absolutely Not - March 23, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from a magical midwest weekend. She had a tour stop in Tulsa and Omaha and in between had one of the creepiest Airline lounge experiences of her life. But in true McMahan fashion, Heather slays the Absolutely Nots while keep...
Pre-Boarding Birthday Bitch
Absolutely Not - March 17, 2022 07:00 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is so selfless she does ACTUAL work on her birthday to give you the full scoop on her Parisian travels from the weekend. What a wild, dairy-fueled ride that was. She gives you a list of what she wants for her birthday so you can pl...
Princess of Peace
Absolutely Not - March 09, 2022 08:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast - Heather is on a real tear on International Women's Day. After a great weekend in Albany slinging jokes, she's back with attitude and some health advice - sort of. Heather hits the Absolutely-Not-Line and tries to fix your wildest problems....
Introducing: Bone, Marry, Bury
Absolutely Not - March 03, 2022 17:26 - 3 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratings2021 was the worst year of Allie’s life: she was fired from her stupid waitressing job, dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking, and evicted from her apartment. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party where she plans to get plastered and leave th...
Half Court Perv
Absolutely Not - March 02, 2022 08:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather tries her best to understand what the absolute fuck is going on- but it's pretty much all a big Absolutely NOT. She hits the hotline to see if y'alls problems are any better.. news flash- they aren't. We've got peeping toms, angry t...
Acting Out With Harvey Guillen
Absolutely Not - February 23, 2022 19:48 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather sits down with Harvey Guillen to talk about the struggles of working in the industry and their hilarious Bone, Marry, Bury picks. Make sure to check Bone, Marry, Bury anywhere you can find podcasts. Head to Squarespace.com/ABSONOT for a free trial when you’re r...
She-Shed
Absolutely Not - February 18, 2022 22:34 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather is back in the studio and joined by the Georgia Law Lady herself, Ashley McMahan. And as usual when these two get together, hilarity ensues. Right now Ritual is offering my listeners 10% off your first three months. Visit ritual.com/ABSOLUTELY and turn healthy habits i...
Power Lesbians with Ali Kolbert
Absolutely Not - February 09, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather is joined by fellow comedian Ali Kolbert to talk all things comedy, and the real tea about being a woman in the industry. Prepare for many laughs ahead! Check out The Ali Kolbert Show anywhere you get your podcasts to hear more from Ali. Right now, Modern Fertility...
Power Lesbians with Ali Kolbert
Absolutely Not - February 09, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather is joined by fellow comedian Ali Kolbert to talk all things comedy, and the real tea about being a woman in the industry. Prepare for many laughs ahead! Check out The Ali Kolbert Show anywhere you get your podcasts to hear more from Ali. Right now, Modern Fertility is offering ...
Luck of the Irish
Absolutely Not - February 02, 2022 08:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather is back in the studio in LA and more unhinged than ever! Today we are discussing the role Heather was meant to play, why people who wear glasses are really just liars, and reminiscing on stories from the tour. Buckle your seatbelts folks and dont forget - your'e lying to yourself if you ...
Luck of the Irish
Absolutely Not - February 02, 2022 08:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather is back in the studio in LA and more unhinged than ever! Today we are discussing the role Heather was meant to play, why people who wear glasses are really just liars, and reminiscing on stories from the tour. Buckle your seatbelts folks and dont forget - your'e lying to yoursel...
Love It Or List It
Absolutely Not - January 26, 2022 08:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back in California drinking Wine with the Kardashians. Fresh off a 3 show run in Dallas- She breaks down the funniest shit that happened in the Lone Star state and explains why every nail salon owner wears slippery Nikes. Did you...
Love It Or List It
Absolutely Not - January 26, 2022 08:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back in California drinking Wine with the Kardashians. Fresh off a 3 show run in Dallas- She breaks down the funniest shit that happened in the Lone Star state and explains why every nail salon owner wears slippery Nikes. Did you also kno...
First Class Gaslight
Absolutely Not - January 19, 2022 08:00 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast Heather raises some mild suspicions that an older generation of first class passengers have it in for her. She can't tell if they are trying to intimidate her back to coach or if she is really in the wrong. Fresh off a wonderful weekend tour...
The Puerto Rican Lotus
Absolutely Not - January 13, 2022 22:15 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews her dear friend Jorge Collazo, about his years in the hotel biz and what it's like to date on a tiny island. Ever wondered what Grindr in the Caribbean has to offer? Don't you worry- Jorge has done the work for you! There...
A Light Load
Absolutely Not - January 05, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather is back from a tryst with Santa and hopped up on supplements & a hope and a prayer. Everyone is panicked about the dumpster fire of the beginning of this year- but here we are holding on for dear life, full of acid reflux and optimism, damnit...
A Light Load
Absolutely Not - January 05, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather is back from a tryst with Santa and hopped up on supplements & a hope and a prayer. Everyone is panicked about the dumpster fire of the beginning of this year- but here we are holding on for dear life, full of acid reflux and optimis...
Hunky Dory Bat Signals
Absolutely Not - December 29, 2021 08:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this final episode of the Absolutely Not podcast of 2021- Heather ends the year strong- on an emotional rollercoaster of barely holding her shit together. It's obvious all of the listeners are fully spiraling as well - like the High School Musical says "were all in this together". Wh...
Rollerskates on an Escalator
Absolutely Not - December 22, 2021 08:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsIt's the end of the year and Heather is filled with all the warm fuzzies! Tune in for her year in review - she's talking gratitude and getting real about coping with the pressure of the industry. Plus, were chatting poultry, UHauls and parental dating on the Absolutely Not Line! ...
Rollerskates on an Escalator
Absolutely Not - December 22, 2021 08:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsIt's the end of the year and Heather is filled with all the warm fuzzies! Tune in for her year in review - she's talking gratitude and getting real about coping with the pressure of the industry. Plus, were chatting poultry, UHauls and parental dating on the Absolutely Not Line! Win the gi...
Trish Strikes Again
Absolutely Not - December 15, 2021 08:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is answering all of your questions on the Absolutely Not line and noticing a common theme- That white trash scammer named Trish. Turns out she is bugging everyone this year with her antics while she smokes menthols outside of the Bu...
Robin's Youth Detention Center
Absolutely Not - December 10, 2021 07:30 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsIn this special bonus episode, Robin joins Heather to discuss her goals for 2022 and why she should be running a youth detention center. On the voicemails we are talking bad wedding guests, kissin' cousins and unfortunate tattoos. The holidays are upon us and the Absolutely Not's are mo...
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