Latest Personal572339 Podcast Episodes
Tour of Trauma
Absolutely Not - May 31, 2023 07:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather breaks down her weekend in the NATH EAST. She describes the absolute savage tour Robin took her on around Bahstan's Lil Italy, and how she would leave Jeff for a union theater guy in a heartbeat. She has been on the hot trail ...
"Is She Good?" - With guest, Adam Ray
Absolutely Not - May 24, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with friend and hilarious comedian, Adam Ray. They discuss how they both got their start in Show biz in the 6th grade because they we're chubby children. Take a walk down memory lane- to remember the good ole' days of hi...
A Pittsburgh Prize
Absolutely Not - May 17, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's back is out but her attitude has returned. She's learning hard lessons like "everyone's an asshole", "if you dont have a core, you're body will shut down" and "Dont get stabbed in Pittsburgh"- She hits the hotline to try to make...
What Would You Do? with Jordana Abraham & Jared Fried
Absolutely Not - May 13, 2023 07:00 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather sits down with Jordana and Jared, hosts of the "U Up?" podcast, to talk about why couples pranks might be the worst side of TikTok, teach Jared maybe too much about feminine hygiene, and break down everything from relationship...
Surprise Swingers
Absolutely Not - May 10, 2023 07:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather hits the hotline and answers your voicemails about the thrills of becoming a regular at a bar, how cheering on the elderly should be a regular thing, what to do if there is a kids gifts registry for a bday party and should you break...
Joy Ride to the ATM
Absolutely Not - May 03, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather breaks down the details of the insane predicament she found herself in, at the Memphis airport, ran into a couple Lasso kids in Texas and was slinging art in Mississippi for Robin like drug dealer from the 80's. That and more! ...
NYC SCAR TISSUE
Absolutely Not - April 26, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather and Jeff are taking a walk down memory lane in their old neighborhood. They have some advice for the Rat Czar of the city and take you behind the scenes of what a VIP experience at the Garden has in store for the local celebs. A Hom...
MASTER SCAMMERS PART 2 with Raymond Padilla
Absolutely Not - April 19, 2023 07:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with the ultimate SCAMMMMER, Ray, to discuss how they scammed their way into the masters, yet again. It is an in-depth observation into the golf world that rarely few people get to see. They are honest and raw about how m...
The Holy Trinity
Absolutely Not - April 12, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her trip to Augusta with a new business idea that will take doggy day cares, water parks, and sushi restaurants to the next level. She hits the Absolutely Not Line to discuss sister fights, being hungover and how ...
F.A.A.F.O.
Absolutely Not - April 07, 2023 07:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather is back in the DMs answering your hard-hitting questions from how to deal with fuckboys and HOA drama to what she'd want to be reincarnated as in the next life. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements...
Fiesta Time
Absolutely Not - April 05, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from a weekend of shows in the Lonestar state and wants everyone to know she has figured out the answer to world peace- a simple San Antonio Fiesta. Slap a little Barbacoa on a shell and sit down with your neighbor- its t...
Tennessee Whiskey
Absolutely Not - March 29, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back from her weekend of shows at the Ryman where she set the fire alarm off in the middle of a tropical storm on Broadway! She hits the hotline and answers questions like “how does one get pink eye on a solo self care trip?...
BOTTOMLESS CHIPS BITCH
Absolutely Not - March 24, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is keeping it 100% that some days you just need to get into the back corner of your closet, suck on a J Crew sweater and scream. She's fresh from the road and trying to find the balance of staying uber professional and honestly, j...
Lobster Zaddy
Absolutely Not - March 15, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is fresh off her shows in New England and ready to buy a house next to the Bush family on the beach. She felt the cool crisp seabreeze across her tits and its reinvigorated her to take on turning 36 with gusto! She makes a list o...
White House Riff Raff
Absolutely Not - March 09, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from serving her country by performing comedy for drunk white women. Not only did she get to visit the white house, but bamboozled her way into the hearts of the national press and will never have to worry about unflattering...
She.E.O. with Raymond Padilla
Absolutely Not - March 03, 2023 08:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather is back in the studio with friend of the pod, Raymond Padilla, to talk what they're giving up for lent, Ray getting high on THC drinks and channel their inner Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Then they hit the Instagram DMs for some list...
Insanity Mode
Absolutely Not - March 01, 2023 08:00 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is fresh from the Philly show where she may or may not have gotten in trouble for being a little too honest with the sports takes a little too soon. She got cookies hand-delivered to the stage by one of her favorite chefs, and late...
LAST OF THE LITTER BABY
Absolutely Not - February 22, 2023 08:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather introduces her new little nugget Macaroni to the world with a real attitude. Heather is coming in hot because she already knows some woman named Willow is gonna bitch that she didn't rescue- but the defense will rest that she frea...
Security Breach
Absolutely Not - February 15, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a weekend sling jokes in the midwest! She saw a woman smoke a blunt while buying Zyrtec, ate some pasta in Ohio, and had a lovely gal sneak into her dressing room in indiana! I FOUND YOU!!! If the midwest doesn't kee...
"Year of the Rabbit" with Christina Tompkins
Absolutely Not - February 08, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is sitting down with business gal and bff, Christina Tompkins- also know as TINA! They are reporting live from the turks and caicos on a very important Business trip, or at least that's what the accountant told them to say it wa...
Pink Tree Problems
Absolutely Not - February 01, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is home from a wild weekend of shows in Augusta and Charleston. A woman tried to sit in Jeff's lap, she found a scammer at a hotel valet in Augusta and her to-do list is too long but she's keeping the attitude fresh.... until...
Red Delicious
Absolutely Not - January 25, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from Texas with cedar fever and some new boots. She is taking a quick breath before she is back on the road again this weekend to listen to your insane voicemails. One girl is starting a business and another is hooking ...
It's About the Journey
Absolutely Not - January 18, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is reporting live, from Austin,Texas! She narrowly made it to her hotel after riding in a maroon escalade with a drug dealer named Charlie, but is staying positive and looking at the brighter side of life. She got into a soft e...
LET THE BIG DAWGS BITE
Absolutely Not - January 13, 2023 08:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is fresh off a z-pack from Mexico and the ride of her life through the sofi stadium to be an SEC ally for the dawgs. She is sniffling her way through a week of LA work but truly no days off because tinseltown wait for no o...
HOW DID WE GET HERE
Absolutely Not - January 04, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is ringing in the new years with fresh boundaries with her negative CVS. She will no longer allow their filthy carpet and refusal to take her insurance dampen her mood!! She has realized that sometimes you need to just sit in the sha...
HOW DID WE GET HERE
Absolutely Not - January 04, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is ringing in the new years with fresh boundaries with her negative CVS. She will no longer allow their filthy carpet and refusal to take her insurance dampen her mood!! She has realized that sometimes you need to just sit in the shallow end ...
"Rose and Thorn" with Jeff Daniels
Absolutely Not - December 30, 2022 08:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is sitting down with her Italian stallion to recap 2022 highs and lows and doomsday prep for the 2023 shit show season. Jeff and Heather both share their "rose and thorn" of the year and never really address how over-budget the wed...
Missed Connections
Absolutely Not - December 21, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather prepares herself mentally for the battle of Christmas and reminds herself it's not about fighting a petite elderly woman for the last giftcard at Talbots. but rather a time to reflect on all the selfless good she has given the wo...
"Only Give 70%" with Guest Andrew Collin
Absolutely Not - December 14, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather sits down with friends and road dog, Andrew Collin. They are fresh off 3 shows in the midwest and recording live from a Hilton in Grand Rapids where the vibes are good but the temperature is frigid. Andrew and Heather discuss st...
Attitude of Gratitude
Absolutely Not - December 07, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is recovering from a wild weekend in the Big Easy where she received alot of attitude from mixologists and almost fought a college kid in a night club. She gives advice to a newly wed who paid for their wedding, unveils the mystery o...
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