Latest Personal572339 Podcast Episodes
Trigger Warning
Absolutely Not - December 08, 2021 18:07 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh from her tour of the Florida and Carolina coasts. It was a wild weekend of live, laugh, lovin. Heather remembers growing up as an organic kid looking for their chemical fix. There are lots of trigger warnings in this episod...
Rebootin' B*tch
Absolutely Not - December 01, 2021 21:07 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, we're having a post-thanksgiving bitch fest because everyone has been forced into unwanted family-time and now we're all chain-smoking near the garage. IT'S A MESS. It's time to reboot bitches, and take some time for yourself-because if we ...
Sexy Shawarma
Absolutely Not - November 24, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews her favorite, Bad bitch, female chef, Soraya Khoury- owner of Hen Mother Cookhouse in ATL. Did you know that fixing your dry ass bullshit turkey is as simple as slathering that bitch with clarified butter? Chef Soraya has...
Google It Bitch
Absolutely Not - November 17, 2021 08:00 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather is fresh off of having her labia, ahem, I mean larynx investigated and things are rough. She is joined today by good friend and road dog Christina Tompkins to chat all things tour, positive heckling, farty cowboys, and the power of Google. After all the computer knows more than ...
Robin's Safe Place
Absolutely Not - November 10, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her mother, Judge Judy, to discuss her toddler-like behavior on the road this weekend. She showed up ready to party and inevitably steal the show. They discuss Robin's old blind-dates, a chocolate factory and how men ...
Shake, Rattle, & Roll, BLOCK
Absolutely Not - November 03, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this week's episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is triggered by a woman named Margret who wouldn't let her have her hometown sportz moment in peace. Her husband doesnt know what a thermometer is and she was shaken like Italian dressing at the Braves game and is really raging...
Labia's to the Lobby
Absolutely Not - October 27, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather is fresh off her weekend in Ohio where she had a genital injury but things are turning around now that she is reunited with her BFF, Raymond Padilla. He’s a pillar of every community but also a full liability. They discuss “tying one on” and squirting through life. Foria i...
Sample Platter of Life
Absolutely Not - October 20, 2021 21:52 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is fresh off an amazing weekend of touring and is jazzed with the spirit of the Lord, We rebuke any evil in the name of Jesus... and ALSO answer your horrific voicemails on the Absolutely Not line. If you need a little supp...
Public Hot Tubs with Guest Robin McMahan
Absolutely Not - October 13, 2021 07:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather finally gets her mother to sit down and give her 10 minutes of time. Robin has an extensive pro's and cons list of dating must-haves, and good luck to anyone at all that can live up to her list of demands. Naturally the conversation...
Dog's On It
Absolutely Not - October 06, 2021 07:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is jolted back into her Suburban life with paying bills and dealing with Diva Red. Nothing more humbling than coming home to your mother screaming about parking prices. She's taking your calls on the Absolutely-Not-Line, and it seem...
Wellness Update: High
Absolutely Not - October 01, 2021 18:40 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather is in the Mile High City, or as she now calls it The High City. We are talking mom weed, IBS, depressed flowers and Heather's rude awakening returning to the US after her Italian adventure. Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you...
Bitching and Chitchatting with Jeff
Absolutely Not - September 23, 2021 07:00 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this Special bonus Episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is once again recording from Italy before heading to the Mile-High City (Denver) to continue her tour. Not all is as it seems in idyllic Repubblica Italiana as Heather copes with being bamboozled with overpriced laundry and glass ...
George Clooney with Special Guest Jeff Daniels
Absolutely Not - September 21, 2021 07:00 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is recording from her hotel in Venice,Italy. She has already spent too much money and is waiting for the hotel to kick her out once they realize she cannot actually afford this lifestyle. Jeff and Heather discuss the rose and thorn ...
George Clooney with Special Guest Jeff Daniels
Absolutely Not - September 21, 2021 07:00 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is recording from her hotel in Venice,Italy. She has already spent too much money and is waiting for the hotel to kick her out once they realize she cannot actually afford this lifestyle. Jeff and Heather discuss the rose and thorn of their ...
Must Be Nice!
Absolutely Not - September 15, 2021 07:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has come unhinged with the bullshit. Between Jeff's sweaty ass and everyone giving their opinion on everything, MUST BE REAL NICE SHERYL, to blow up your own facebook with insanity. She's hitting the Absolutely Not line and its very cl...
Cody From New Jersey
Absolutely Not - September 11, 2021 00:13 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode Heather breaks down her trip to Vegas, how she survived but wishes she had a scooter the whole time. She's taking your calls from the Hotline and giving you a hot safety tip reminder! Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you ...
This Girl's Gotta Eat!
Absolutely Not - September 01, 2021 07:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather is joined by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg, hosts of the Girls Gotta Eat Podcast to chat all things tour life, unruly fans and wild college memories. Buckle in for this one! Right now Ritual is offering my listeners 10% off your first three months. Visit ritua...
Spread Thick
Absolutely Not - August 29, 2021 22:07 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather is back in LA and she is hot and bothered - literally! In todays' episode Heather talks tour life, gives her best dating advice and stalks an LA masseuse (were looking at your Ruben). Buckle up for this wild ride! Go to Tradesy.com to get $100 off your first purchase ...
Every Body, Rock your BODY!
Absolutely Not - August 25, 2021 07:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather has teamed up with Old Navy for this episode all about bod-equality and being your most "boss a$$ b*tch" self. She also gets into the perils of cat-fishing, why all Scottish men are hot and why women should really just lean the f*ck out. See Oldnavy.com/bodequality for...
Roll Tide!
Absolutely Not - August 21, 2021 07:00 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather gets down and dirty with her thoughts on the Alabama Sorority Rush craze and recounts her own experiences as a southern sorority girl! This episode is brought to you by Venus. Check out gillettevenus.com to learn more about why these products have been flying off shelve...
Wash Your Mouth out with Soap
Absolutely Not - August 18, 2021 07:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back on the road tearing it up one club at a time. She's in Arkansas and happier than a literal pig in shit to be telling jokes again. She's wrestling with a lil razorback aka all y'alls problems from the Hotline too! Shits getti...
To Be Honest
Absolutely Not - August 11, 2021 06:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather answers the age-old questions of "How do I get back at my ex-fiance?", "Why is everyone an idiot?", "Is the world ending?" ya know, light hearted life advice and such. She hits the Absolutely Not Line while shamelessly plugging her ...
To Be Honest
Absolutely Not - August 11, 2021 06:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather answers the age-old questions of "How do I get back at my ex-fiance?", "Why is everyone an idiot?", "Is the world ending?" ya know, light hearted life advice and such. She hits the Absolutely Not Line while shamelessly plugging her comedy to...
Communal Dildo
Absolutely Not - August 04, 2021 07:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hit the Absolutely Not line with all of your insane but very valid issues. It's apparent no one at the CDC knows what's going on and we apparently all need to freshen up on our Morris code, because a storm is -A-brewing! Go to CheapCar...
Communal Dildo
Absolutely Not - August 04, 2021 07:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hit the Absolutely Not line with all of your insane but very valid issues. It's apparent no one at the CDC knows what's going on and we apparently all need to freshen up on our Morris code, because a storm is -A-brewing! G...
Dirty Shirley with Raymond Padilla
Absolutely Not - July 28, 2021 07:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather checks in on her buddy and apparent Warehouse Party-goer, Ray Padilla. He is a pillar of the "Leisure Gay" community and here to judge you. They discuss Strip clubs, ideal work environments and future goals. Go to dailyharve...
Reverse Results
Absolutely Not - July 21, 2021 07:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is day 1 on a cleanse in the words of Chris Farley "STARVING OVER HERE". She is hitting the hotline harder than ever before. It is always comforting to her to see that everyone else is doing as terrible as she is! Go to W...
The Return of Chris Ketner
Absolutely Not - July 14, 2021 07:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has been in her basement working on the tour and has her buddy Christopher Ketner trapped. They decided to jump into the voicemail hotline to see what you lil rascals have been up to. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use...
The Return of Chris Ketner
Absolutely Not - July 14, 2021 07:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has been in her basement working on the tour and has her buddy Christopher Ketner trapped. They decided to jump into the voicemail hotline to see what you lil rascals have been up to. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOL...
Energy Suck
Absolutely Not - July 08, 2021 23:15 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather is fresh from her vacay in the Turks and has a PSA for anyone trying to be a friggin LESLIE out there. We literally don't have time for this shit. It's a Hot Girl's Summer and a few of y'all are coming in with an icy attitude. Heather hits the hotline and answers some of your qu...
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