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La Grande Observer Article Read Aloud
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - August 20, 2021 07:00 - 11 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings8/20/21 UPDATE: EO Media Group (the owners of the paper) say the story was prematurely posted online, and that it should be running FRONT PAGE sometime next week! Hooray! The La Grande Observer sent a reporter to interview me on August 6 about my protest against mass incarceration, which was GR...
La Grande Observer Article (Inexplicably Unpublished!) Read Aloud
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - August 20, 2021 07:00 - 11 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings8/20/21 UPDATE: EO Media Group (the owners of the paper) say the story was prematurely posted online, and that it should be running FRONT PAGE sometime next week! Hooray! The La Grande Observer sent a reporter to interview me on August 6 about my protest against mass incarceration, which was GR...
Chapter 21... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - August 05, 2021 00:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*Who's Your Daddy?* EXCERPT: Some of my girlfriends raised their eyebrows when I told them the plan, but they knew better than to tell me I was nuts. I wasn’t stupid! I’d survived a good long time in this world walking the road less traveled. Clare admonished me gently when I told her about Mr. ...
Chapter 22... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - August 05, 2021 00:00 - 5 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*The Sugar Skull* EXCERPT: I set up my phone, hit record. But something felt… different. “I know I’ve been calling these meditation videos,” I explained. “But that doesn’t feel entirely true. “Meditation” doesn’t feel like the most accurate word. There is a word, satsang, that translates to “mee...
Chapter 20... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - August 04, 2021 19:00 - 24 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*Manhattan, Manhattan, Manhattan* EXCERPT: Online degrees were a dime a dozen, especially those with religious affiliations, so it would have been easy peasy if I self-identified as Christian. But because I was unwilling to earn a degree from a Christian institution, my 4,000 options dwindled to...
Chapter 20... CONTINUED!
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - July 28, 2021 19:00 - 9 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsHey guys! Sorry for any confusion. I went to record what I'd written as chapter 21, only to realize it really should have been part of chapter 20. BUT. Instead of making you go back and re-listen to an updated version of chapter 20, I'll just give you the separate audio file for a few weeks, the...
Chapter 19... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - July 16, 2021 07:00 - 14 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*That's Private* EXCERPT: So. It was looking like the institution of private property was a real problem. Private property allows us, one human to another, to say “this is mine, you aren’t allowed to physically exist here, even if you need to sleep, even if you need to eat, even if you need to p...
Chapter 18... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - July 09, 2021 07:00 - 22 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*Giving Thanks* EXCERPT: This would be my first NFL experience, and I was moderately excited to do a thing I’d never done. But I’m not going to go into the details of how the Giants lost to the Redskins that day, or how institutional racism is so embedded in American culture that an official NFL...
Chapter 17... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - July 02, 2021 07:00 - 25 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*The Sex Club* EXCERPT: In theory, I was familiar with the concept of a spank bank, but I had never consciously cultivated my own inner reel of sexually-charged moments. This was probably because I’d been so ashamed to have sexual thoughts in the first place, especially if the sexual thoughts in...
Chapter 16... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - June 25, 2021 07:00 - 20 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*Jingle Bells* EXCERPT: We spent the rest of the weekend engaging in hilarious, articulate, informed discussions about everything with Madeline and the village. We visited her classroom and got introduced to her reptiles: there was Houdini the ball python, Milkshake the milk snake, ET the red ea...
Chapter 15... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - June 18, 2021 07:00 - 26 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*Things Fall Apart* EXCERPT: If the grocery store was a strikeout, the rest of the week was a losing streak. One of the reasons I’d been so attracted to Little Jack was his willingness to dominate me. As a good feminist, I’d never known I was allowed to want to be dominated. It was never a spok...
Chapter 14... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - June 11, 2021 07:00 - 12 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*Much Ado* EXCERPT: I was traveling Southwest, my favorite little airline. What makes this scrappy little discount company such a treasure, you wonder? I’ll tell you why. First, they’re just friendly. And that matters. But also, it’s because Southwest made all the right policy choices in all th...
Chapter 13... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - June 04, 2021 07:00 - 18 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*London Calling* EXCERPT: At one point back in London, Olivia mentioned how noticeable my weight loss was. And she was right. I’d dropped over twenty pounds since she’d last seen me in Mexico. It was all rather entertaining to me at the time. After decades of food obsession, body-obsession, self...
Chapter 12... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - May 28, 2021 07:00 - 26 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*The Dating Game* EXCERPT: I’ve been careful not to disparage the men I’ve slept with, especially for qualities that are unable to be changed (like natural endowment, for example) but I want to point out that there are some general, universal guidelines that you must follow if you want to be a g...
Chapter 11... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - May 21, 2021 07:00 - 13 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*Meeting with Truth* EXCERPT: As I looked up at the stars, I reflected on what I’d learned about the sacred essence of shelter: a place to sleep is not like a pair of pricey Italian boots. Shelter is not an indulgence we can live without. So if someone you love asks you to share your roof and yo...
Chapter 10... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - May 14, 2021 07:00 - 20 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*My Grandma, The Moon* EXCERPT: I prepared myself for a seven-hour stretch in the car, which wasn’t terribly challenging after so much practice. I had Peaches the artist to keep me company (“keep on it, keep on it, you own it…”) and perfect faith that seven hours was no big deal, that I could ea...
Chapter 9... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - May 14, 2021 07:00 - 8 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*Harriet's House of Healing* EXCERPT: My last scheduled night in Colorado came and went, so I’d have about a week to account for before seeing Gangaji. ‘What’s another seven days of shelter manifestation?’ I chuckled to myself. However, it felt wrong to ask my Colorado people to extend my stay w...
Chapter 8... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - May 07, 2021 07:00 - 20 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*The Birthday Surprise* EXCERPT: I’d never been into a strip club before (except for that one time in Guam…) because I’d always made assumptions about what they represented and what kind of people spent time inside. Now, of course, I was making a habit of questioning everything. Were strip clubs...
Chapter 7... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - April 30, 2021 09:00 - 6 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*Privilege* EXCERPT: The following chapter was written contemporaneously with its release (that is, in April of 2021).... Now that the book is complete and I am releasing it, in standard Evy Wallace unconventional fashion, as this podcast, it occurs to me that the time I spent wandering and wond...
Chapter 6... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - April 30, 2021 08:00 - 13 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*Broken Promises* EXCERPT: It’s challenging to explain my level of hunger, because I was many steps away from starving to death. But there’s a wide swath of human experience that lands somewhere between feeling fully satiated and dying of starvation, and while I was never worried that I wouldn’t...
Chapter 5... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - April 23, 2021 08:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*The Spiritual Road Trip* EXCERPT: When I arrived in Utah, I was surprised at how many people were milling about the public park who seemed, by their appearances, to not have reliable shelter. It’s hard for me to call people homeless, because then it becomes their identity, their title, their pe...
Chapter 4... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - April 16, 2021 07:00 - 26 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*The Goddess Chakra* EXCERPT: In those early months, my learning curve was steep. I learned that sexual needs represent an appetite that is just as legitimate, important, and unattached to shame as hunger. I learned that men weren’t the sex machines I’d been falsely conditioned to believe they ...
Chapter 3... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - April 14, 2021 18:00 - 4 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*Self First is NOT Selfish* EXCERPT: In walking the walk of my shifted value system, in following the constant call of my deepest divinity, in prioritizing the needs of my own heart and spirit, I was often accused of acting selfishly. My mom certainly seemed to think so. Others who had never exp...
Chapter 2 .... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - April 09, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*To All Things A Season* EXCERPT: Let me be clear: I was not pretending there wasn’t a loss to be mourned. Transformations come with growing pains. My fifteen-year marriage was ending; this ending was correct and necessary, and it was extremely uncomfortable for (what felt like) unbearably long ...
Chapter 1... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - April 02, 2021 07:00 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratings*I Am A Strange Loop* EXCERPT: This saga started two full summers ago, when I saw the writing nook for what it really was and heard Maestro, who had just died, say from behind me, “it’s always been a book.” No, that’s not right. It started in the autumn of 2016, when Marshall left us and cracked...
Intro... Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise
Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise - March 31, 2021 19:00 - 9 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsWelcome to Lifegasm Book I: Marshall's Promise, released in podcast form for your (free!) listening pleasure. EXCERPT: In October of 2016 I looked death right in the eyeballs and I woke up to truth. When I hear myself say this, I hear how it might sound arrogant or egotistical. But the moral o...
The Boy Who Was Raised as a Truck
JR Fable Presents - March 09, 2021 15:00 - 12 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratings"When the town of Shackleford's Folley built their newest hospital directly next to their newest truck factory, it was inevitable that one day, there would be a completely understandable mix up..." To hear what happens next (HINT: a boy might be raised as a truck, and a truck might just be rais...
The Burp Heard Round the World
JR Fable Presents - March 02, 2021 15:00 - 12 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsSome burps are loud. Some burps are gross. All burps are funny. But Todd McGershmick's burps, well...Todd's burps* are something else entirely. *Also, it's kind of a long story, but I'm gonna need you to make the burp noises for me on this one. It doesn't even need to be an actual burp noise....
An Untrue Guide to Sweden
JR Fable Presents - February 23, 2021 15:00 - 6 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsAn interesting thing about Sweden, is everyone there is named Steven... For even more completely untrue facts about the nation of Sweden--and its many, many Stevens--take a listen to this audiobook! Music by The Great North Sound Society Even more completely free (and hopefully funny) audiob...
T Rex Has an Itchy Schnoz: Part 2
JR Fable Presents - February 16, 2021 15:00 - 16 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsDoes T Rex get his nose scratched? What are tree rocks? Is my Irish accent excellent or just very good? Find out the answer to these questions, and even more, in the thrilling conclusion to T Rex Has an Itchy Schnoz! Please visit jrfablepresents.com for more completely free (and hopefully funn...
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