Thot Topics
175 episodes - English - Latest episode: 13 days ago -Thot Topics is a podcast with the bravery to stare into the void and ask God’s question: ”Do I look fat in these jeans?” Every week, Nick Malone and Cris Lopez slow-motion dive into music, culture, and politics, then emerge soaking wet with 100% certified accurate takes for your listening pleasure. If you’ve ever felt gaslit by gay Twitter, or by a sizing chart while online shopping, this will be the sisterhood of a lifetime.
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Top 10 Gay Little Monkey Moments!
October 01, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 148 MBAll aboard the Witness Wagon, and buckle up tight, cuz it's gonna be a BUMP-y ride... It was a slow news week so the girls usher in October with a little bit of sisterly competition-- a definitive tier ranking of the female pop albums of the 2010's. This is our bread and fucking butter right here, so you DON'T want to miss it. We rank the girls of yesteryear based on quality, impact, and the Thot Topics "it" factor: namely, whether or not we can confidently say they "tore." Patrons have ac...
Rona Reloaded!
September 22, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 157 MBWe're in the HIV Lane, we're in the HIV Lane, and YOU! Y-Y-YOU! Y-Y-YOU! SOUL TRAIN! In a classic men-in-women's-business bonanza, the girls take a thrilling deep dive into fashion, fascists, and faggots! We review some of the looks from the Met Gala and wonder if next year should be the Het Gala so Dan Levy can't come; Nicki Minaj's fated run-in with the deep state and the heinous liberal media; and Lil Nas X's surprisingly OK debut album. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @...
Peekaboo, ICU!
September 10, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 163 MBWe require the clues, Steven… Deliver us the clues so we may feed… Well girls, it’s just ME and YOU and MY DOG BLUE as we traverse the rocky terrain of culture once again. This week, we cover the new Lana track “Arcadia” and wonder if she is seeing everybody she knows as a car— plus give our thoughts on the Blue Banisters era overall. Then, we talk the Troye Sivan cum-back single “Angel Baby,” and try desperately to think of who might enjoy it. But that’s not all— we invite the OG Steve ...
Camilla Caballers! (feat. Harry Tafoya)
September 08, 2021 04:04 - 1 hour - 179 MBA dream is a wish your hole makes, and Thot Topics dreamz DO come true! We're back after yet another extended hiatus (we promise to have less of those, but we were like reeeeaaaally hungover :/) and we're doing it in style. The girls are joined by the lovely and sensual HARRY TAFOYA in a high tower away from the clutches of the male gaze. But a princess can't help but let her hair down as she makes her way to the balls... We recap the Billy Porterfied Cinderella with munchy-crunchy Zoom au...
RuPaul's Girl Race!
August 21, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 187 MBI'm not a girl... not yet a drag queen... This week, we convene for an international crisis panel to address the troubling military occupation in the middle east-- and after much consideration, we've decided to TaliSTAN! With that settled, we dive into much more pressing issues affecting underserved populations: the new Lizzo and Cardi B song, Lorde's comeback album Solar Power, and Hasan Piker's $3 million dollar house. But wait! There's soooo much more. We take on the OnlyFans porn b...
Bring Your Child to Steamworks Day! (feat. Rare Candy)
August 11, 2021 16:58 - 1 hour - 171 MBThe planet's getting hotter and hotter, sexy and hotter, let's shut it down! We're joined by the elegant, demure, emotionally complicated and tantalizing G Rock and Crypto Psi of the Rare Candy podcast for a riveting roundtable of global proportions. We discuss Tan France's new baby and whether or not there needs to be a mom; the UN's climate change red alert and being haunted by your litter like in the Campbell's soup commercial; and lastly, a crash course in hyperpop as Charli XCX warns o...
Fatt Gaymon!
August 04, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 144 MBOh my God, somebody HELP! Matt Damon is chasing me down the street and calling me a fucking FAGGOT! Welcome back to our Barbie Dream House of cosmic justice to all little thotties and recent converts. We welcome you with open, warm, and supple bosom to take a look back at all things gay-as-in-stupid online this week. We're sorry we took a little break, but we explain our brief sabbatical in extensive detail. Now take your bra off, throw on a nightgown, and grab a pillow-- it's about to get ...
Gopiss Girls!
July 16, 2021 16:58 - 1 hour - 145 MBYou know you love us... XOXO, The Thot Topics Girls... Peppa who? Pig girl. We're back with a vengeance to review the dreaded Gossip Girl reboot, and it's a boot indeed. We answer all the burning questions: Can you make a good TV drama that revolves around iPhones? Is this literally just The Shade Room? Is it actually better to cast horny teens that are actually teens? ALL is revealed. Plus, we illegally enter the White House rose garden to confront Olivia Rodrigo over her "collab" with Jo...
Edward Vaginafingers! (feat. @yourfriendmyles)
July 09, 2021 17:45 - 1 hour - 141 MBOn the first day, God fucked him all night. On the second day, God fucked him all day. On the third day, God fucked him on sight. On the fourth day, God fucked him all ways. We come to you in radical faith to spread His word. Amen, baby. The Thot Topics e-lounge was starting to collect dust so we decided to shake out the curtains and let in the LIGHT, better known as beloved Twitter gay and friend of the pod MYLES for an excruciatingly thorough girls chat of Byzantine proportions. First, ...
Is This Seat Theyken?
July 01, 2021 19:52 - 1 hour - 120 MBOh fuck!! I just spilled genderfluid all over the IKEA loveseat! Sure would be a shame if someone were to... soak it up... with THEIR big ass... We took a little break, but now it's back to us. The docket is long. The docket is thick. The docket will not be important in three days. GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT. After a riveting discussion of our teenage employment histories, we launch into the nitty-gritty: first, the IKEA pride couches. Which one would be the most comfortable for a nap? Which nic...
Thotline: ReLOADed!
June 17, 2021 23:36 - 1 hour - 147 MBYou better axe somebody! (That somebody being us!) We welcome our precious, misguided and predominantly gay male listeners onto the back porch for an in-depth therapy session for the second THOTLINE episode. After a riveting conversation about various fast sandwich chains, we launch into our listener's quandaries. We explore our listener base's psyche with an emphasis on CUNT: CARING for the broken spirit. UNLEARNING our psychic traumas. N-GAGING on a human level, and TASTING an assortmen...
Ace and Based!
June 10, 2021 17:35 - 1 hour - 159 MBWhat's black and brown and intersex all over? Wait, I think I fucked that up... In one of the sweatiest episodes of all time, the girls return after a weeklong sabbatical to tackle this year's truly monstrous early pride-month discourse while eating a military ready-to-eat meal. We take on the NEW new pride flag piece by r-worded piece, from the new intersex circle, to the trans colors, to the black and brown stripes, diagnosing each group with a disease of the spirit. Then, we endure Nin...
Themme Fatales!
May 28, 2021 14:30 - 1 hour - 163 MBCALLING ALL PSYCHOS!! The Thot Topics THOTLINE is officially open once again!! We need more of your burning love and sex questions, your career dilemmas, your complex psychodramas, and your bad takes by phone and by email to be addressed on an upcoming episode. Call in at (872) 239-6261 or email us at [email protected]. Welcome to the Thot Topics Gender Terrorism and Trauma Bonding Hour. Join us as we crack open an ice cold Genderbeer and take smooth, slow sips and feel the septum p...
White Gay Summit! (feat. Will Tanski)
May 20, 2021 17:16 - 1 hour - 150 MBCalling all white gays! Now is the time to make your voice HEARD! Take your ass out and paint #BLM on it! Draw a hammer and sickle on your abs! Drop a Gofundme link under a picture of you wearing nothing but a loincloth! Rise UP and do what must be done to save America! The girls are joined in the Thot Topics plus-size creators headquarters by the one and only It Gay on Twitter, TikTok and beyond, Will Tanski! We clear the floor and allow him to clear his name over multiple CRISP cans of Ze...
CDC This Dick!
May 15, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBIt's just the girls once more and this time, it's fucking mask OFF! It was a busy week for music so we run (it's really more of a brisk jog) down the list of the most hyped releases of the week with no sports bra on. (Look out, you're in the splash zone!) We REDUCE Nicki Minaj's "Fractions," LIGHT UP Katy Perry's Pokemon movie theme "Electric," HUMILIATE Olivia Rodrigo, and say some nice things about Billie Eillish. It's a good time. Then, we brace ourselves for the imminent reboot of Goss...
The Azealiathon! (feat. Zach Langley Chi Chi)
May 05, 2021 15:11 - 1 hour - 182 MBBWET? You don't have to ask us twice!!! Three teenage Veronas (the girls AND returning guest, our favorite diva Zach from I'm So Popular pod!) do what historians, community leaders, music journalists, and the international courts weren't brave enough to do: we catalogue the full oral history of Azealia Banks controversies, cultural flashpoints, and iconic showdowns. From Elon and Grimes, to Kreayshawn and Cardi, we set the stage for each Banksian battle and decide who was right in the end...
Britney Dreams Do Come True! (feat. Miss Madeline)
April 29, 2021 16:23 - 1 hour - 121 MBHey! (Hey!) What are you up to? (Mm, not much.) So I heard of this place, and it sounds like a dream... LETS FUCKING GO!!!!! The dolls are joined in the Jacuzzi of the Spirit by the inimitable pop starlet MISS MADELINE for an in-depth discush of all things bubblegum-flavored, champagne-soaked, and bikini-clad. It's truly a girls' chat for the books. After getting our gay little fangirling out of the way, we get down to business: Does art lie beyond cringe? How do you take a stand for artist...
What Gus Kenworthy's Pussy Does to a MF! (feat. @chlumbucket)
April 15, 2021 21:59 - 1 hour - 181 MBNo matter black, white, beige, chola, or orient, you are welcome at Thot Topics! The girls are joined LIVE in the stu' with one of our favorite Chicago via NYC sisters Frank AKA @chlumbucket AKA Prolapsed Catholic! In an episode that can only be described as powerful and intentional female trauma-bonding, the ladies confront their demons, expunge their spiritual debts, and get them titties out once and for all. First, we review the new MARINA's state of the union address "Purge the Poison...
The Devil And God Are Railing Inside Me!
April 01, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 134 MB{Meghan Trainor voice} If, I was you, I'd wanna get MeToo'd ♫ These really IS bloody shoes! In an episode full of satanic panic, human blood, and the uniquely breathable Calvin Klein One boxer briefs, we open our third eye (not that one, sicko!) to take a closer look at Lil Nasferatu Prince of Darkness's spicy new video for "Montero" and deduce who winds up with egg on their face: God, the devil, or US! I hope they serve queers in hell! But that's not all: we also review the totally Ra...
Krispy Covid AKA The Passover Special!
March 26, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBLIVE from the Men in Women's Business Conference, it's Thot Topics baby! For the first time in a long while, it's just the girls coming together over some pretzel chips and purple Gatorade to get into the hottest issues of the week. Both of our pets got sick this week so we recount the TAIL in excruciating detail and touch base, yknow, as sisters. Not much time is wasted before we unpack Lil Mama's proposed Heterosexual Rights Movement against LGBT Internet bullies. Can you grow tits from ...
Itty Bitty Kitty Committee! (feat. Kitty)
March 16, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 159 MBJust snorted a pill, feelin' goooood! The gals are joined by none other than singer, rapper, producer, label owner, former e-girl and current it-girl KITTY for a once-in-a-generation girls' chat. Careers are documented, names are NAMED with no hesitation, Diet Dr. Pepper is absolutely slammed and NOTHING is off the table. Point blank, babe. First, we catalog Kitty's discography in excruciating detail, from Okay Cupid to Charm and Mirror, and things are kept strictly buck: Are white girl ra...
Rosemary's Bestie! (feat. @goodboygremlin)
March 04, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 123 MBGirls... I'm not really even sure what to say about this one... We WERE joined by the iconic Jordan AKA @goodboygremlin on Twitter for the bitchfest of a lifetime regarding Nick being bullied for being PrEPphobic-- but we forgot to press record and literally flapped our nasty little gums for AN HOUR before realizing that we were not recording anything whatsoever. But God guides our hands when we need it most, and we're pretty sure that we're left with something far better: over an hour of...
Welcome to Bushwick AKA The Jackcident! (feat. Jack, The Perfume Nationalist)
February 28, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 189 MBIn this house, we believe: Jack Lives Matter, Lena Dunham rights are human rights, Azealia Banks is Jewish, science is gay, love is pussy, and kindness is cunt. And like it or not, house rules are in FULL effect. Run and tell that! The divas are joined by Jack from The Perfume Nationalist for a divalicious roundtable on all things fly, hot, and sexy. When did it become unremarkable to hear Lady Gaga playing at CVS? What makes people want to call Lana Del Rey a white supremacist? Is Tony Sop...
Sherry Me Alive!
February 18, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 153 MBAccording to the Chinese, it's officially the year of the AUX, and baby we're playing motherfuckin' Fergie! Hop in our low-riding Hyundai of truth, purity, and justice and come with us on the ride of a lifetime. In an even sexier episode than usual, we take TikTok gender theorists to task over women's right to gay porn. Then, we discuss the second cumming of Sherry Pie on the Tamron Hall show, and wonder if the whole thing is a psyop to try and get gay actors more roles. Last but not least...
Jackie of All Trade! (feat. @jackies_backie)
February 12, 2021 00:32 - 2 hours - 228 MBIn a truly Dorian Electrifying double-wide episode, the girls are joined by the one and only motherfucking JACKIE!!! (@jackies_backie) In a star-crossed meeting of the minds, extremely powerful discourse is born almost immediately: Does dating a member of the Rihanna navy make you a military wife? What is the name of the secretary from Monsters Inc? HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN?... Then, it's down to business, and we go travel Backie in time and pay a visit to Rebecca Black (was tempted to...
Starbies of Bethlehem! (feat. Group Project)
February 03, 2021 14:47 - 58 minutes - 108 MBIn the second part of the crossover event that critics are calling "spiritually troubling" and "darksided," the divas open their hearts to none other than John and Clarke from Group Project podcast! Before you can cross this point, you are contractually obligated to listen to part one on their show wherever high-quality Internet radio is found
Night at the IKEA!
January 22, 2021 20:16 - 1 hour - 132 MBCan you believe we're one year old!?! Only seventeen more years, boys. They just keep getting younger, huh? For our anniversary episode, we make the holy pilgrimage to the Thot Topics Mecca: IKEA. We follow the winding paths in search of truth, liberty, justice, and most importantly: a freakin' bargain! Advance warning that we are definitely "queering" audio quality on this one. It's a complex experimental listening experience-- a beautiful one, if you have the stomach for it. We certainly...
J.Lo of the Jungle!
January 15, 2021 03:40 - 1 hour - 156 MBShake some ass you sexy juicy faggots! The Thot Topics WETland safari is about to embark on the expedition of a lifetime. Cats and cannibals and chemtrails: oh me, oh my! First, the girls give their take on the "events" that "unfolded" at the Capitol. Spoiler alert: it's literally the most salient analysis you will ever hear on the situation. More importantly, we decide once and for all whether or not it was okay to think that guy in the viking costume was hot. We also take off our turquoi...
Pussy: For Men!
January 06, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBOh fuck, oh no... we think we left our pussy in our other jeans. God dammit! We hate when this happens, we're so forgetful. Can you gives us a minute? We might have a travel-size in our purse... For the first time in what seems like forever, and certainly for the first time in 2021, it's just. us. girls. And boy did we have a lot of pent-up psychosis. First, we look back on 2020 AND look to the future with our new years' resolutions. But it's not all about us: we flex our clapback at the F...
Paul Me Maybe! (feat. Paul Cupo)
January 02, 2021 00:19 - 1 hour - 102 MBIt's a new year, and though it may be out with the old and in with the new, some things NEVER muthafuckin' change-- specifically, a good old fashioned sexy and stimulating girls' chat-- and this week, we have one with none other than THEE Paul Cupo from Not Really! As balls prepare to drop throughout the country, we purge the remaining demons of the year over a FRESH can of Squirt (a drink that Paul did not know existed). We discuss our new years' resolutions, expanding the definition of "t...
Popular Thot Revolution Pt. 2 AKA The Boys Who Lived! (feat. Twink Revolution and Zach Langley Chi-Chi)
December 24, 2020 08:51 - 1 hour - 104 MBWe know the title's a mouthful, but we think you've all proven you can take it like a man! This episode is the Lucky Pierre in the pillow-bitingly girthy three-part crossover POPULAR THOT REVOLUTION in which Twink Revolution, Thot Topics, and I'm So Popular recap the year of our lord 2020 in excruciating detail. Here, we talk May through August: to hear Part 1, follow your nose to Twink Revolution; to hear Part 3, offer yourself at the altar of I'm So Popular. This week, the ladies have a ...
The Bitch That Tore Christmas!
December 17, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 154 MBThis week, we take a festive load of holiday spirit to the face. You better believe that the sleigh bells are ringaling AND ring-ting-tingaling to boot. We slip on velveteen footie pajamas and leave the zipper low enough to make the whole family uncomfortable. If Santa can bring toys to all the children in the world in a single night, then we can cover the week's online drama with just as much conviction. We get to the bottom of whether you need to be "intelligent" and "not Mexican" to un...
Folkwhores! (feat. Hot Local Singles)
December 11, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 153 MBPicture this, bitch: four Completely Krazy homosexuals combine their powers on the first night of Hanukkah to form a podcasting Megazord. Haters cower in fear; the joint slay is maximized; only God stands in their way. In layman's terms, this week we host the crossover event of a lifetime-- the girls are joined by Juan and Josh of Hot Local Singles! On our graves, it couldn't be juicier. We completely tore it. There's very little we don't talk about this week. First, we join hands with Z...
AIDS of Glory!
December 03, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 149 MBSure, Thanksgiving may have come and gone, but mere time is not strong enough to stop two young girls from having an Urky-Turkey Pilgrimtastic Thanksgiving Special! The discourse cornucopia is practically bursting at its pretty wicker seams, and boy, have we got a mind to tear that hoe up. First, we wish Elliot Page a very pleasant evening (dudes rock!) and wonder whether it's time to put the ancient art of the Coming Out Letter to bed for good. Then, we unpack the 2021 Grammy nominations: ...
Barack Destroyers! (feat. @Maxxi_Pad)
November 20, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 130 MBWhat are we? We're fucking Barack destroyers, babe... It's International Men's Day, and what better way to celebrate the global purveyors of dick 'n' balls than to invite another expert on the matter to our intimate set? Beloved chaotic-good Twitter gay and all-around sweetheart @Maxxi_Pad joins us for one of our girliest chit-chats of all time: we were gonna make some Barbies scissor, but before we knew it, we'd loosed our lips on far more pressing matters. With closed minds and open leg...
1-800-BANANAS!
November 14, 2020 03:19 - 1 hour - 138 MB678-TRIPLENINE-8212!!!! Baby! You know that we miss you! We just wanna kiss you, but we can't right now so baby kiss us thru the pod! This week, we mourn Nick's suspended Twitter account and start the fight for edgelord RIGHTS! Then, it's a week of cum-back singles-- we review Lil Nas X's "coming out as a bottom" banger "Holiday," the new geriatric jam from 3OH!3, Slayyyter's dick-suckin' single "Throatzilla" and Billie Eilish's "Piece of Me" moment "Therefore I Am." This is our first episo...
Erection Judges!
November 04, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 126 MBAnd crowwwn thy good, with siiiiiisterhood, from C to shining U-N-T! It's November 3rd and it's a retardy in the USA. We attempt to survive the absolute psychic torture of the NBC coverage of the election for an early cuntrunner, but we wind up throwing in the towel and settling for a silly test of the mind while we intermittently check on the results. We discover if we're smarter than a fifth grader (we kind of are) AND how many random Nicki Minaj bars we can fill in the blanks of. Even...
Hard R Chaser AKA Trick or Trade!
October 29, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 160 MBBoo, girl! They're heeeeere! (Get it? We have a new episode lol.) This week, it's the Thot Topics Halloween Spooktacular-- and we talk about all things spooky, scary, frightening, or otherwise: what are our biggest fears? What are we going to be for Halloween? Take it from two graveyard smashes: it's a ghoulishly girly little chat. Then, it's down to business, and frankly, this is some of our spiciest discussion ever: we unpack the claim that "chaser" is a "slur" for "pansexuals." (Scare ...
Crazy Cuckoo Covid! (feat. River Page)
October 25, 2020 01:13 - 1 hour - 140 MBTHOT TOPICS TRY NOT TO CUM COMP (HARD!) We hear you. We see you. And we at Thot Topics are committed to doing better for minority voices. That's why this week, we've invited possibly the most persecuted voice in the history of bisexuality: River Page! (@leftyotter) Trust the duchess when she says that three truly IS company. This week, we review the new Hulu covid documentary "Totally Under Control," two hours of softcore porn for people who hate God. In the process we answer the most pre...
The People's Cunt!
October 15, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 157 MBYou stand accused of being in contempt of CUNT! Now let the freakin' music play! This week, three strong, brave, empowered women stand before us: Hunter Biden, Billie Eyelash, and Cardi B (not to be confused with Coney B, our white woman of the hour). In a Top Model-style elimination, we decide whose leaked photos are the most embarrassing and SPOILER ALERT, it's not cool hooker-fucking crackhead. But that's not all-- we decide once and for all whether "sexual preference" is offensive to A...
Livin' Covida Loca!
October 08, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBFEAR the Qdobavirus, it's comin' for that ass girl!!! We shotgunned some iced coffee before recording so Creative Juices were leaking out of our fucking eyes and pitter-pattering all over the floor this week. It's the night of the VP debates, but we have far juicier fish to fry: we discuss Trump's 'Rona diagnosis (AND that sweet dumptruck ass), how Kamala can still win (this season of Drag Race), AND the gay guy selfie takeover of the Proud Boys hashtag (and every other hashtag in history)-...
Be Besties!
October 02, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 150 MBWow, now we REALLY aren't voting! It's time for some more serious political newscasting. This week, we defend Playmate of the Union Melania Trump and her rights to the status of gay icon of American history despite the pathetic objections of the freaks over at "Queerty." Then, we tune in to the OTHER queer media--CNN-- and recap the events of the first presidential debate. Does Biden stand a chance? What would a Democratic victory actually change? Has anyone seen my dog!? But that's not all...
Make America Fuck Me Again!
September 24, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 121 MBContent warning: g*nitals. OUR g*nitals. Beloved himbos and hetards of the Thot Topics sisterhood, have we got an episode for you. For the first time in what seems like months there's actually some shit to talk about-- and we are in there like swimwear, babe. First, we discuss the voting hysteria and that ad that implores you to #GetYourBootyToThePoll. (We endorse these strippers!) Then, we unpack the pre-unpacked Lady Gaga video for her, uhh, "hit single" 911. LASTLY (as if that wasn't e...
Douched By Daylight!
September 18, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 152 MBOoky spooky... Ladies, today, we come to you hoping that you can take us as we are: not as faggots, not as podcasters, but as... oh, god, this is so hard... g... g-gaymers!!! We recorded an episode with a close sister of the pod but we fucked up the audio so badly that we decided to workshop it a bit and give it to you in its best form. In the meantime, we offer you this: an EMERGENCY episode! We used up all of the news of the week on the delayed episode, so today, pull up a vibrating gam...
Ratpresentation AKA The 9/11 Special!
September 11, 2020 15:19 - 1 hour - 158 MB{Demi Lovato voice} Did you forget... Rest in peace to the chicks who were dying to be us on 9/11 (we were three and sooooo skinny)-- and to those new pledges from the Twink Revolution Extended Universe, uhm... we are simply cheesed to meet you... It's just us girls again. Both of us didn't get jobs we were really excited about but we come to you, the listeners, with our hearts open and our panties dropped with the intent to exorcise those demons. We do a pretty good job by projecting our...
Thot Revolution! (feat. Twink Revolution)
September 03, 2020 15:30 - 1 hour - 173 MBYeah, we're gay. Keep scrolling. кто бы говорил! This week, we have Sam and Gian of Twink Revolution Podcast over for the sweatiest, bounciest slumber party/pillow fight of all time! Wait... omg, did we leave the door open? Ugh! Our eyes are up here, pervert! This girls' night is strictly business, baby: we get to the bottom of the Twink Rev origin story, guide the twinks on a journey as they tap into their inner stan/misogynist, then dish on Lady Gaga's, uhh, "breathless" VMA performance....
You Don't Mess With the Lohan!
August 27, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 147 MBGosh, is it bad to say that we had a Grand Old Time with the ladies of the RNC? Beats fuckin Billy Porter that's for sure, and this is definitely some of our best episode music of all time... This week, we leave no stone unturned, no ass unwiped, no conversion therapy uncompleted, and no president unseated! Try to keep up, bitch. We recap the RNC, ponder why jumping in a moving train doesn't send you flying to the back, discuss Lohanthony's dishonorable discharge from homosexuality, and as...
Pod de Replay!
August 20, 2020 23:43 - 1 hour - 159 MBWe are fucking under attack!!! Download CUNT WARS. Pretty slow news week, but we had a lot of fun doing the albums bracket a few weeks back, so we decide to loose our hottest takes about every pop girl (and man!) in the industry one by one in a race to the TOP! (Lol) All we DO this week is pit women against each other: Rihanna and Beyonce, Katy and Gaga, Demi and Selena, Bieber and Styles, and so many more. Plus, we choose a side in the great Billy Porter/Randy Rainbow divide, and celebrate...
Cumala Harris in the Oral Office!
August 13, 2020 15:46 - 1 hour - 144 MBLoosen up, girlies-- cuz this episode? We lay it on THICK. This week, we're hot on the scene (we wore tennis skirts and noooo panties) of the "crime" involving Congressional hopeful Alex Morse, the mayor of Bumfuck, Massachusetts and his supposed flirtations with college students. But that's not all: we also unpack Kamala Harris's veep nomination and talk about suppressing the gay urge to support a woman with nice hair and legs in spite of her hobby of terrorizing communities. Of course, we ...
Blacking Out Is King!
August 06, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 122 MBHey, do you like fitness? We'll then you're gonna LOVE fitness episode in those wet little ears of yours. This week (bitch you guessed it!) we review the new Beyonce "film" Black Is King-- plus, we reimagine what it could've looked like if she actually used good music (RELAX-- we mean her own). Lucky for you we opt for only one racially charged conversation topic-- instead, we look inward at our experiences in P.E. class to answer to one of this week's hottest online takes: if gym class was...