Thotline: ReLOADed!

You better axe somebody! (That somebody being us!)
 

We welcome our precious, misguided and predominantly gay male listeners onto the back porch for an in-depth therapy session for the second THOTLINE episode. After a riveting conversation about various fast sandwich chains, we launch into our listener's quandaries. We explore our listener base's psyche with an emphasis on CUNT: CARING for the broken spirit. UNLEARNING our psychic traumas. N-GAGING on a human level, and TASTING an assortment of snacking cheeses. It's a tried and true method informed by Jung, Lacan, and the mom who is a therapist in Love, Simon.
 

We cover a lot of ground here, folks: How does one motivate themselves to get social again after being a Covid shut-in? Is it okay to be gay and not want to fuck and suck all the time? What should you do if your romantic interest has taken to wearing statement hats? Is Jack Antonoff a total psyop? All of this and MORE is laid bare, sweetheart.
 

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