Erection Judges!

And crowwwn thy good, with siiiiiisterhood, from C to shining U-N-T! 

It's November 3rd and it's a retardy in the USA. We attempt to survive the absolute psychic torture of the NBC coverage of the election for an early cuntrunner, but we wind up throwing in the towel and settling for a silly test of the mind while we intermittently check on the results. We discover if we're smarter than a fifth grader (we kind of are) AND how many random Nicki Minaj bars we can fill in the blanks of. 

Eventually, we return to the matter at hand and discuss our predictions for the future of America over personal 100 calorie packs of teriyaki beef jerky. What would a Biden or Trump win mean for the future of America? Would Bernie have won? Who did we vote for? We are the brave political voices to answer such pressing questions.

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