CDC This Dick!

It's just the girls once more and this time, it's fucking mask OFF!

It was a busy week for music so we run (it's really more of a brisk jog) down the list of the most hyped releases of the week with no sports bra on. (Look out, you're in the splash zone!) We REDUCE Nicki Minaj's "Fractions," LIGHT UP Katy Perry's Pokemon movie theme "Electric," HUMILIATE Olivia Rodrigo, and say some nice things about Billie Eillish. It's a good time.

Then, we brace ourselves for the imminent reboot of Gossip Girl, and its showrunner's promise that the new version will feature no slut-shaming, fat-shaming or physical fights. Okay babe...

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Read Nick's interview with Slayyyter in PopMatters.