Barack Destroyers! (feat. @Maxxi_Pad)

What are we? We're fucking Barack destroyers, babe... 

It's International Men's Day, and what better way to celebrate the global purveyors of dick 'n' balls than to invite another expert on the matter to our intimate set? Beloved chaotic-good Twitter gay and all-around sweetheart @Maxxi_Pad joins us for one of our girliest chit-chats of all time: we were gonna make some Barbies scissor, but before we knew it, we'd loosed our lips on far more pressing matters.

With closed minds and open legs, we answer the questions on everyone's feeble minds: When Barack Obama says "fag," does he mean it in a feminist way? Is it really that bad to say it when Michelle is gay? Is the Cock Destroyers' new show Slag Wars going to bring that Tila Tequila flavor the world is so sorely lacking? And who killed reality TV anyway, the influencers or the queers? And, like, should we do body shots?!?

And that's not all. Music truly makes us lose control this week: we review the new Miley Cyrus/Dua Lipa track "Prisoner," and listen to MARINA speak to the manager on her comeback single "Ma'am's World." We go freakin' bananas!

AND!!!! The Thot Topics holiday merch store is now LIVE! Get yourself an adorable t-shirt or lighter for the holidays