Scorpio – Stoner Astrological Horoscope
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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November
October 30, 2021 18:43 - 4.53 MBStoner Scorpio, you have purchased your ticket. You are buckled in. There is no getting off this roller coaster ride in November! Perhaps the most important task for the month is the preparation you can make to navigate through all the ups and downs, and twists and turns, expected during this period. Stock your stash … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October
September 29, 2021 19:35Stoner Scorpio we are entering into a month of re-balancing. This October exercise in stability will pull your guarded emotional fringes back to center. No more leaning on emotional crutches my fierce Scorpion! By the end of the second Fall month you will be standing firmly on two feet, square, balanced, and confident. Lean into … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September
August 29, 2021 22:08Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month sets up to be a blessed period, but it won’t be devoid of tactical nuance. So much of the universal influence and support in September centers around effort born from creativity, married to community. Wow, that was a mouthful. Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August
July 29, 2021 19:28Stoner Scorpio, who said the Summer season was all about lounging in the solar rays? Not you, not this August! No need to prepare for an ambitious final Summer month, you already know what is coming. And it comes fast stoner Scorpio. Universal influence will make an immediate impact in the first days of August … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July
June 29, 2021 19:32Stoner Scorpio rejoice! It’s officially Summer season, and the warming weather will melt some of your pesky stoner traits. Get ready to light up the trails to sacred terrestrial smoke spots. Fears and inhibitions will withdraw as walls of confidentiality are broken down. The planetary influence of July will mute the stoner Scorpion’s natural inclination … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June
May 30, 2021 02:24Stoner Scorpio the June time period could be legendary! Progress and personal breakthroughs found in future time periods may be tied back to this time right now. You have a secret weapon. You have a cannabis copilot to guide you through periods like this to find triumph where competition wasn’t even expected. Mercury is in … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May
April 29, 2021 18:42Do you like rollercoasters stoner Scorpio? Of course you do my brave Scorpion. Well buckle up, because the month of May is destined to be a thrill ride with many ups and downs. One of the deepest and most impactful cosmic influences of the final Spring month will be felt internally. As you travel through … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April
March 29, 2021 06:20Stoner Scorpio it’s time to take a break, or at least step away from your recent obsession. Celestial bodies have aligned in April to provide a much needed escape hatch from your passionate grind. The second Spring month will be a time to cherish the accomplishments of your physical endeavors while refocusing on internal growth. … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March
February 26, 2021 21:59Stoner Scorpio the month of March sets up as a tale of two halves, split by the Spring Equinox on the 20th. Celestial bodies will impart great influence on the stoner Scorpions of the world, but in dramatically different ways at different times. Sit back, relax, and take tokes of the marijuana smoke; with help … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February
January 30, 2021 01:21Stoner Scorpio the final Winter month brings an early warm breeze of creativity to the personal sphere. Fill your sacred stash jar with a variety of cannabis strains. This cosmic breeze of creativity will impact the stoner Scorpio both outwardly and internally. Both internal analysis and external vision will be amplified by smoke sessions with … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January
December 30, 2020 06:40Stoner Scorpio the beginning to 2021 will be a blessing from the universe. With the right blend of medication and meditation, your inner self will find contentment while you make plans for great progress on the terrestrial plane. It’s time to focus on the inner smoke circle stoner Scorpio. Cannabis companions and the canna-fam will … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December
November 30, 2020 01:54Hold on tight stoner Scorpio, and be prepared for a blockbuster month of December. Planets have aligned in the the first half of the month to favor aspects of money and vanity. This cannabis inspired vision surrounding these favorable cosmic winds of influence speaks to more of spending and health, versus financial gain or selfish … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July 2019
June 27, 2019 23:08Calm cosmic winds will create open opportunities all around the stoner Scorpio. A lack of universal influence will provide freedom to move and do what you want without ambivalent forces pushing or pulling on your direction. Toke time with the sacred herb to consult with your inner self. Early in the month dive deep into … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June 2019
May 30, 2019 19:16Stoner Scorpio last month self motivation was a key ingredient to success and progress. In June you may find yourself floating with the universal river current to your desired destination. Toke time to chill early this month. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. Powerful cosmic currents will propel your terrestrial travels. The last … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May 2019
April 29, 2019 02:47Stoner Scorpio as April showers subside, you can expect May flowers to bloom in full force. Bright solar rays of energy and encouragement will lead to an abundance of opportunities and new prospects. It could be cliche to say, but the sky’s the limit! The reality is this: Your choice to pursue such endeavors will … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →
Scorpio Stoner April 2019 Horoscope
March 29, 2019 22:43Stoner Scorpio you are certain to find a rhythm early in April. You will be able to dance to this tune through the rest of your sunny summer days. So settle in, and embrace your new found groove. Others will notice your stony swagger, and you can anticipate attracting the attention of almost all those … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner April 2019 Horoscope →
Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March 2019
February 27, 2019 03:09Stoner Scorpio fortunate positioning of celestial bodies predicts a positive first spring month. However, there is work to be done. Puff puff pass on generalizations. Not only is each stoner Scorpio unique, but each cosmic astronaut in their canna-crew is unique as well. March will bring positivity and opportunity, but the way to absorb and … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →
Scorpio February 2019
January 29, 2019 23:28Stoner Scorpio celestial objects have aligned in February opening up intense waves of companionship! Old smoke buddies and new smoke circle acquaintances alike will surface during this invigorating period. Be sure to keep your stash jar loaded, and your launch pad of choice ready for flight. The cosmos sees you stoner Scorpio, acknowledges you, and … Continue reading Scorpio February 2019 →
Scorpio January 2019
December 31, 2018 00:57Some stoner signs will hurry into the New Year pipes-a-blazing! You should set your pace to a slow burn stoner Scorpio. Instead of a “hit the ground running” approach, you will do better to take a “hit the pipe chilling” approach. While it may look like others are speeding by leaving you in their smoke, … Continue reading Scorpio January 2019 →
Scorpio December 2018
November 28, 2018 19:09Stoner Scorpio December is going to challenge you. The period ahead has a high potential to be uneasy, awkward, and downright problematic. But as with fate, the stars have a grand design, and everything will work toward a greater purpose in the end. The stoner Scorpio may have noticed that they have been led to … Continue reading Scorpio December 2018 →
Scorpio November 2018
October 29, 2018 02:56So much time in life is spent seeking the colors in between black and white. November could prove to be a dazzling display for the stoner Scorpio. But do not allow your third eye and deep introspection to distract you from making clear and decisive decisions and actions. Last month ingrained trusting yourself, confidence in … Continue reading Scorpio November 2018 →
Scorpio October 2018
September 29, 2018 22:16Stoner Scorpio this October you are the captain of your own ship, and the commander of your own destiny. While the cosmos may have its own plans for you, its role will be that of a passive passenger. The good and bad news of this means if you stub your toe, you don’t get to … Continue reading Scorpio October 2018 →
Scorpio September 2018
August 30, 2018 00:39It is true stoner Scorpio, you’ve been going hard since summer started. And, if you were to be honest with yourself, you’ve been on the grind for most of 2018. The constant forward momentum is finally catching up. In the first month of fall, you will feel torn between your brain and your heart. Your … Continue reading Scorpio September 2018 →
Scorpio August 2018
July 29, 2018 21:42Good news, Stoner Scorpio, the stars have aligned and you are all-systems-go! Now is the time for revitalizing old endeavors and sparking up new adventures. Be bold and explore the paths least traveled. Make sure you have your travel bag ready: Pack your favorite piece, make sure you have a good supply of herb, and … Continue reading Scorpio August 2018 →
Scorpio July 2018
July 01, 2018 03:19Stoner Scorpio, dedicate time for smoke sessions, or what we might call contemplating with cannabis, early in the month. While this will mean you are beginning your projects a little later than some of your peers, your plans will be better prepared and you will be more efficient in implementing them. Everyone is bound to … Continue reading Scorpio July 2018 →
Scorpio June 2018
May 29, 2018 23:28Stoner Scorpio, the secret to success this month, is to make sure you stay active, in both the work and personal realms. You will notice increased energy levels and your optimism will be contagious. The farther you travel, the greater your sphere of positive influence will be. Keep yourself in good company, and keep your … Continue reading Scorpio June 2018 →
Scorpio May 2018
April 29, 2018 04:19Stoner Scorpio May promises to be a creative and bright month for you. Cosmic influences will feel like a warm breeze at your back in the final month of Spring. But there is work to do before you can smell the sticky buds. Send all power to the deflector shields, and pack a bowl of … Continue reading Scorpio May 2018 →
Scorpio April 2018
March 30, 2018 06:12Stoner Scorpio, spring is here and the days are growing longer. This means you will have more time to pursue creative undertakings. In short, your opportunities will be ample. It is recommended you make sure your stash doesn’t get too low this month stoner Scorpio. You will gain solid momentum planning out your path to … Continue reading Scorpio April 2018 →
Scorpio March 2018
February 28, 2018 00:15Stoner Scorpio March will be an active and impactful period. One might say that the plentiful opportunities available in March may be the very point of danger during the month. So feel free to spark one up early and often in March stoner Scorpio, but make sure to engage your third eye in the analytical … Continue reading Scorpio March 2018 →
Scorpio February 2018
January 30, 2018 20:53Can you feel it, Stoner Scorpio, can you feel the magic?! While other signs are burrowing in, waiting out the remainder of winter weather, going nowhere fast, you are inspired and energized and ready to take on the world. Your own motivation and zeal may surprise you, but remember there is no such thing as … Continue reading Scorpio February 2018 →
Scorpio January 2018
December 30, 2017 04:34For Stoner Scorpios, the new year ushers in a time to take chances, so don’t be afraid to dig around in the dirt. While you are certain to encounter uncharted territories and explore new grounds, you will need to keep your eyes on the road ahead and avoid unnecessary distractions. Know that the work you … Continue reading Scorpio January 2018 →
Scorpio December 2017
November 28, 2017 05:49You have been saving for a long, long time, Stoner Scorpio. It is now the time to spend some of that hard earned green. This does not mean you should become too wild or wasteful, however. You have your mind set toward the future, and it has finally arrived. For you, it is about quality … Continue reading Scorpio December 2017 →
Scorpio November 2017
October 28, 2017 04:51Stoner Scorpio, you may be feeling like you have found your cosmic groove, and what is even better is that you have. You are known for being open with your feelings and never being shy when it comes to sharing your emotions. It will be important for your closest relationships that you find a delicate … Continue reading Scorpio November 2017 →
Scorpio October 2017
September 29, 2017 04:37Stoner Scorpio October brings an opportunity for self improvement. Please understand that this opportunity does not come from the pressures of society, but from within yourself. Buddha once said, “You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” Meditative or medicated smoke sessions with the sacred herb in October … Continue reading Scorpio October 2017 →
Scorpio September 2017
August 30, 2017 04:07Stoner Scorpio, if you had any reservations during summer about undertaking new adventures or expeditions, the beginning of fall will be the time to take the leap. The coming of the new season will be an excellent opportunity to take the chances on prospects you might have been wary of. It is not guaranteed that … Continue reading Scorpio September 2017 →
Scorpio August 2017
July 30, 2017 01:54Stoner Scorpio, you may already find yourself feeling a little more spacey than usual. Since you will need little help feeling an altered state of mind, it may be wise to avoid the more cerebral sativas this month. Your best bet may be to find a nice earthy indica, great in flavor, but that will … Continue reading Scorpio August 2017 →
Scorpio July 2017
June 30, 2017 06:38Smokin’ Stoner Scorpio, some aspects that occur this month, may at first appear to be quite overwhelming. This in no way will be the case as long as you are able to focus and direct your efforts towards undertakings that you know will have more successful outcomes. This is not to be interpreted as taking … Continue reading Scorpio July 2017 →
SCORPIO JUNE 2017
May 29, 2017 17:06Stoner Scorpio the first summer month of June is destined to be a cosmic blessing. The current planetary alignment will bolster your strengths and push your weaknesses to the side. This reading does not involve luck stoner Scorpio, positive results will require your own intentions and inventions. Such a positive position of universal forces leaves … Continue reading SCORPIO JUNE 2017 →
SCORPIO MAY 2017
April 30, 2017 21:23Stoner Scorpio, the universe is about to take you on a ride. The May time period will be like that strong edible you accidentally ate too much of. Cosmic waves of emotion and experience will wash over you in May. Just when things calm to the point of understanding, the next set of waves will … Continue reading SCORPIO MAY 2017 →
SCORPIO APRIL 2017
March 29, 2017 05:00A new perspective is on the rise for you my stoner Scorpio. April 2017 will have you riding the waves of March and propelling you into a visionary world. All things you’ve been fighting to attain will have an open path for you to see. It will be up to you and you alone to … Continue reading SCORPIO APRIL 2017 →
Scorpio March 2017
February 27, 2017 07:00“Smile away” by Paul McCartney is a song you may well be singing all month long, stoner Scorpio! Spring is in the air and success is plentiful in March of 2017! If you’re a high-strung Scorpio, stick to a 60/40 sativa/indica. If you’re more mellow go full on sativa for the most productivity in all … Continue reading Scorpio March 2017 →
Scorpio February 2017
January 28, 2017 09:20Yin and Yang will be harmonious for the stoner Scorpio this February in both the field of work and of love! Of course, that will only be if you prove to be flexible in areas you’d rather not be flexible in. Scorpios are not known for their people pleasing abilities; so I will suggest a … Continue reading Scorpio February 2017 →
Scorpio December 2016
December 01, 2016 09:20The month of December 2016 brings much abundance to the stoner Scorpio. Every task you have on your plate can be brought to completion this month. You will also find that any new task you take on will coincide well with your wants and needs. If you can, keep your pipe for inspiration but use … Continue reading Scorpio December 2016 →
Scorpio November 2016
November 01, 2016 08:20At the beginning of November 2016, the stoner Scorpio needs to reach for your most enlightened self. Meditate with the sacred herb and envision the protection of white light surrounding you in every aspect. Carry this vision with you every day and feel it’s power to your core. It will protect you in ways you … Continue reading Scorpio November 2016 →
Scorpio October 2016
October 01, 2016 08:20My dearest stoner Scorpio, this October you must challenge your daily mantra. What is it now? Has it gotten you where you need to be? Are you happy with life? How we talk to ourselves is more important than any action we take. What we think about, we bring about. Whether positive or negative our … Continue reading Scorpio October 2016 →
Scorpio September 2016
September 01, 2016 08:20As autumn falls around us and changes our scenery, so will the scenery change for the life of the stoner Scorpio. If you allow the colors of change to enlighten you my cannabis companion, you will deflect the negative side effects of this change. Pick out your favorite greens for the month and use them … Continue reading Scorpio September 2016 →
Scorpio August 2016
August 01, 2016 08:20It should be noted first and foremost that this August of the year 2016 will be a positive pivot point for the stoner Scorpio. It is a month where you need to have your life goals set; do this and the universe will move you to them and quickly. Do not think that it will … Continue reading Scorpio August 2016 →
Scorpio July 2016
July 01, 2016 08:20Reassessment and honorable are your keywords this month stoner Scorpio. You will need to utilize the sacred herb during meditation to help you to truly unveil yourself to you. Find your most honorable intentions and explore them. Allow our earthly herb of healing to guide you to the path of least resistance. This is where … Continue reading Scorpio July 2016 →
Scorpio June 2016
June 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Scorpio the month of June will be intense, to say the least. You will be bombarded with slight nuances that will leave no room for daydreaming or stray from your course of leadership. It would be best to utilize the sacred herb only for relaxation and meditative purposes until a later date. This does … Continue reading Scorpio June 2016 →
Scorpio May 2016
May 01, 2016 08:20My dearest stoner Scorpio, May will be a month of great challenges. Albeit, they will turn out positive by month’s end you must make it there first! Keep your indica packed bubbler close in the evening as you will need the enlightenment it brings. At the beginning of this month, you need to look … Continue reading Scorpio May 2016 →