Miserable Retail Slave
300 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 53 ratingsMiserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting.
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Episodes
201. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A START
May 23, 2018 02:51 - 55 minutes - 51.9 MBVampire, werewolf, zombie bites/ Cub Thompson and new stage names (:45)/ a slacker vampire (1:00)/ comedic glory (3:27)/ Evil Genius on Netflix and collar bombs (4:14)/ aftermath of doing Livestream for the Cure 2.0 (8:54)/ The last time Tommy is with Dave Landau??? (13:50)/ Kokomo, Indiana (14:54)/ compound media (18:00)/ The girl who threw poop at the Tim Horton’s employee (19:11)/ stopping shoplifters in retail (21:00)/ Tommy’s shoplifting story (23:00)/ “you’re not the force” (25:07)/ T...
200. The Unwritable Miserable Retail Slave (with special guests from The Unwritable Rant, Juliette Miranda and David the Producer)
May 08, 2018 04:31 - 1 hour - 81.4 MBThe weather and the “cold shoulders”/ Mansplain (3:05)/ Tommy went to a daddy - daughter dance (3:35)/ Tomish/ Episode 200 and the 6 year old anniversary (6:00)/ The Unwritable Rant (Juliette Miranda and David the Producer) comes to Miserable Retail Slave! (10:00)/ Nicholas Paste (13:00)/ Juliette Miranda’s writing adventures (13:45)/ Getting paid for something you love doing (15:48)/ Winger (16:00)/ David the Producer’s bass playing (17:00)/ Meeting Blackie Lawless (18:30)/ Best or worst ba...
199. This One is All About Avengers: Infinity War jk
May 01, 2018 04:34 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBBelieving in honesty/ social media stunts/ social media celebrities/ is success in the social media age being on “Ellen”?/ Clickbait Faces/ Advice for people who want to be on GMA/ “this is weird...this is weird...”/ Tommy was shocked and flabbergasted because he remembered an old email address/ “More me, less you”/ a fatal disease called breathing/ Tommy is emo now/ a 3/4 life crisis/ Make time/ Talking I’m subliminal song lyrics/ Spring has sprung/ Tommy went to the bar instead of the gym/...
S05E43. The Offender (Of Charles Bukowski, Toilet Disasters, and Online Dating Revelations)
April 23, 2018 02:39 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBBlindly, Stupidly Happy/ This mystical thing called ‘free time’/ Day dreams, Jack White, and Freedom from Cell phones Sunday Truthers (3:51) / Comedy is being like a street rat (5:21)/ A case of the Mondays (6:23)/ “I’m painting a toilet picture, Bob Ross” (8:35)/ Search for The Offender (15:45)/ Tommy and Randy went to the bar and ornery Tommy (18:34)/ The Wide Eyed Waitress (20:10)/ The Biker Gang at the other bar (21:18)/ Welcome to Thunderdome: woman blames the cocaine in her purse on ...
S05E42. Inspector Jacket
April 05, 2018 04:12 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBThinking about death/ Tommy uses his degree like Captain America’s shield/ how you lose an argument/ No Footnotes Needed/ Putting your mind into a robot body/ would you upgrade your body? Personality?/ Premonitions Only/ The brand of Tommy/ Alcohol plug ins/ the problem with robot bodies/ the one time Tommy got in a fight/ Street Tough Tommy and his fisticuff ways/ Dokken IV/ ETDs (electronically transmitted diseases)/ your consciousness uploaded to the Internet and becoming spam/ Rainy Days...
S05E41. You Have a Good Day Now
March 27, 2018 20:24 - 59 minutes - 55.1 MBGum smacking/ Constable Thompson/ The Gum Factor revisited/ Pessimistic Jam/ bizarro gum factor/ the man with loudest gum chew/ “cool leather jacket”/ Tommy lectures Randy over physical stores/ loud food noises/ Advice for The Gum Man/ the continuing tale of Nathan, the best has attendant in the world/ an eye gone AWOL/ fixing lazy eyes/ butterfinger beebee eyes/ The Shimpsons/ passive aggressive playground flirtation/ you have a good day now/ People hate lines/ St Patty’s Day/ becoming an h...
(Almost) Daily MRS 2. Black Mirror S01E01
March 21, 2018 18:44 - 11 minutes - 11 MBThis episode, we review the 1st episode of British sci-fi show, Black Mirror. Find out what we thought of the interesting concept of the first episode.
AWD MRS 1: Andre the Giant and Alcohol
March 20, 2018 04:28 - 15 minutes - 14.5 MBThe (Almost) (Week) Daily MRS Presenting shorter bits of new Miserable Retail Slave content almost every week day! Daily dose of vitamins/ Modern Drunkard book/ 10th drunkest state/ Flint Town/ That time Hulk Hogan slammed Andre the Giant/ Andre the Giant’s legendary drinking habit/ that time Andre sold his championship/ Virgil/ The Mount Everest of Inebriation/ Hulk Hogan, the beer b-/ the most you’ve drank/ the short, stubby Andre the Giant/ Irish car bombs/ Tommy’s touchdown glory day...
S05E40. The Great Beard Awakening
March 19, 2018 02:08 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBOblivious people bumbling through life/ Another entry for the glossary of neck tattoos/ Godsmack and voodoo/ People Watcher - the next great social media idea/ capturing a fool/ Tranq ‘em and Tag ‘em/ Lifted trucks/ “We’re not dealing with that guy...that’s Brad!”/ People and their “specialty” dinners/Suffering movie trauma/ using an acorn to whistle/ being at the age where the next time you see a person might be the last/ locker partners/ Taking a nasty spill on the ice/ getting hit by one ...
S05E39. Your Princess is in Another Castle
March 12, 2018 03:09 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBBeef and Podwar with Nick from Epic Film Guys/ Double standards/ Makeup for men/ crushing on Brad Pitt/ Taking that rejection punishment/ Clownshoes, The god of Salty Tears and Butthurt/ Skull Polish/ using time travel the right way: to grocery shop/ the nasty twist to time travel/ “I am the Grand Cheese of the World”/ Tommy’s someone husband/ an Umbrella Baby/ I’m glad the Internet exists to call people out/ Tommy is reading The War of Art/ Tommy writes from the stage/ When the Internet fir...
S05E38. The Important Philosophies of Sammy Hagar
March 04, 2018 22:52 - 57 minutes - 53.9 MBSticker beer/ 4 color vulgar words/ flag/ don’t trust the man that doesn’t swear/ the first time Randy and Tommy hung out/ winners and losers/ living out the lyrics of a song/ the shock of hearing swearing in public/ white trash camouflage/ the missing link/ crashing a library book club/ a library flasher/ you can’t go home again/ Tommy was french kissed by Satan/ Tommy gives up/ A tar pit of happiness/ Creating a soundtrack to your life/ Become Ear Bud Man/ The Important Philosophies of Sam...
S05E37. Overwhelmed Flash
February 26, 2018 00:16 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBTopical, Political content/ the best place to debate social issues/ the last time Tommy was at the gun range/ Hawk weapons/ “If I’m in a stressful situation…like If I know it’s happening…then I’m really good at it. But if I, if I have to, uh, but if it’s not happening in the moment and I can’t, I can’t figure out, y’know. It just, it just depends. In the moment, I’m good.”/ Dealing with the stress of life/ Resting Hawk Face/ Name your hawk/ A reference to the movie Over the Top/ upgrading yo...
S05E36. The White Trash Double Feature
February 18, 2018 16:06 - 1 hour - 92.3 MBFrank and vulnerable/ Extinct Franks/ being particular about public restrooms/ Bathroom peekers/ Meat cutter apprentices/ The Bug Zapper…People just flocked to him/ Offended by Pattis and ok with Franks/ The Red Hat Society/ That one time the Red Hats showed up to Tommy’s show as clowns/ Using the handicap stall/ The Tommy Detector/ The opinions of old women/ Fat Tuesday/ Not Live - the Undead Podcast/ Tommy’s lingering ankle issues/ Tommy’s incredible, spontaneously breaking bones/ Calling ...
S05E35. The Boy Who Cried Live
February 11, 2018 15:45 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBThis weird world/ Uber is a weird thing/ An Uber co-pilot/ Randy wakes up seething/ A quaking/ Old Spice and Apathy/ The Panty Man/ a sweet little pervert package/ counting his panties/ The first live show/ “How check that”/ How long until girls start getting plastic surgery to look like their favorite Snapchat filters?/ Who Wants to Be a Snapchat? - the game show/ a Hello Kitty neck tattoo/ A masters in the selfie/ Have some selfie steem/ You can’t send a double message/ It’s like trying to...
S05E34. Dark Reflections
January 14, 2018 06:25 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBBand in turmoil/ “No Responsibility” Thompson/ Being in a band/ Alcoholic telepathic abilities/ The trials and tribulations of the acoustic guitar/ Dark Reflections/ Becoming the awkward guitar guy at the party/ There’s something about a beer and a cigarette/ What if Bono actually saved the world?/ Tommy’s really mad at u2 again/ The ultimate love song/ Ed Sheeran/ a more violent Three Stooges/ Stan Lee…the pervert of the week/ “He shouldn’t say that out loud”/ drunk as funk/ the irony of To...
S05E33. A Blundering Observationalist
January 07, 2018 05:47 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBA good sarcasm/ Synesthesia for sarcasm/ The taste of sarcasm/ Tommy’s cold pizza score/ Tommy loves The Bachelor/ The foremost expert on The Bachelor/ Punctual Tommy’s Early Bird Problems/ A Fat Dad Ensemble takes shape/ Vinyl/ The Weather/ Christmas Town, USA/ Life as a Hellraiser Puzzlebox/ Your rap name is “Lil” + the first thing you bought in 2018/ The Big Something/ The chunky d-bag of comedy/ The Reverse Bucket List/ Scuba diving/ Beware of the shrimp poop vein/ Swimming/ Would you ev...
S05E32. Love is a Warm Hand OR How Randy Got His Groove Back
December 27, 2017 16:06 - 1 hour - 89.8 MBWith special guests, Nick from “Epic Film Guys” and Tom from “Jake and Tom Conquer The World” Tommy Impressions/ This Walmart/ Public restroom follies/ Corpse dung/ a urinal opportunist/ Tommy is out sick/ Twitter’s favorite son/ Randy has a beef with Tom Coe/ The Cupid Shuffle/ Strong names/ Smitty/ Tommy’s in Indianapolis/ “God Hates Jake and Tom”/ the timeline of Tommy’s sickness/ Fire throat/ Nick, the Feelings Stalin/ The Lone Star in this Bleak World/ Tommy’s weird hair/ Facebook sta...
S05E31. Milkshake Ducks
December 14, 2017 05:52 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBThe boss/ A Salvation Army bell ringing incident/ The Salvation Sweeties/ An opportunist/ The worst bathroom ever/ ‘open sesame’/ the perfect Mentos opportunity/ Tommy wants to believe in a flat Earth/ Fat dads/ Shout out to the Christmas parties/ Tommy’s awkward work Christmas party/ Korn ruined Christmas songs/ Losing your two front teeth/ Tommy’s a pretty good hockey player/ The Knuckle puck and Mighty Duck facts/ Know your Creek/ Writing a Christmas song/ Tom Coe Tuesday/ a retail papara...
S05E30. Narc Narc Jokes
November 29, 2017 03:55 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBThis time, Randy and Tommy get real nostalgic as they talk about childhood movies that impacted them. The list includes Batman (1989), Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Wizard, The Monster Squad and more. The guys also talk about how the holiday season can be the most horrible time of year for retail workers everywhere. Brothers in Retail, we're all in this together. Randy and Tommy also get political as they discuss net neutrality. Plus, hear the story behind Tommy's vampire heart tattoo, h...
S05E29. Plywood Apologies
November 19, 2017 15:41 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBThis week, Randy witnesses an epic attempt at a public apology from a man who did a woman wrong. Hear all about this panicked Romeo’s plywood apology and whether or not it could possibly work. Do ever have someone repeat the same annoying question to you every single day? That’s the problem that has been plaguing Randy lately. There are perverts in Hollywood. Have you heard about this? The guys share their thoughts on Louis CK, Harvey Weinstein, and the other assorted Pervs of the Week...
S05E28. Tasty Poison
October 29, 2017 23:54 - 43 minutes - 40.9 MBReal life vampire scares/ March for vampire rights/ those magical phones/ That time Randy saw a flying vampire man as a kid/ Halloween episode/ love of candy corn/ Tommy gets excited for Milk Duds/ Such a sexy neanderthal/ chasing those fears/ childhood fears/ Remembering being born/ Do you believe in the afterlife/ The most snarky grasshopper/ reincarnation/ Matt-Aid/ Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark/ Garden Toes/ girls and chokers/ A Nightmare on Elm Street and the origins of Freddy Krueg...
S05E27. Joe Khaki and The Infinite Misery
October 27, 2017 12:39 - 39 minutes - 36.7 MBThese morning rituals? Can't join the rat race/ Waterbeds/ Winning with some wimming/ Miserable Morning Ritual Slave/ A license to marry/ James Bond of the marriage/ New format/ Mondays/ The face of Ugh Life/ Poetry Nook/ trucker s camp at Wal-Mart/ Joe Khaki and The Infinite Misery/ Body Juices/ trucker s camp at Wal-Mart/ Gross hoodies/ Slob/ Cavemen had it easy/ Those hot live ones/ Caveman Douchebags/ Bone Tomahawk/ Wear a scalp/ Apt Pupil is gay?/ Stephen King > William Shakespeare/ The...
S05E26. Podcast Bachelor Party
October 19, 2017 03:46 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBIn this episode, we do the thing that you're supposed to right before your good chum gets married...it's a BACHELOR PARTY...but in podcast form. Featuring special appearances by: Juliette Miranda & David the Producer from “The Unwritable Rant” podcast, TRB from “Welcome to Rantyville”, Nick from “Epic Film Guys”, Jake and Tom from “Jake and Tom Conquer the World”, Dr. Penrose from “Penrose vs. Anybody”, Marc James and Rick Mancrush from the Poop Culture podcast, Big D from The Bro-Rons pod...
S05E25. Mr. Sears' Gold Chocolate Coin
October 11, 2017 03:58 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBNot a competitive man/ The kids need money/ Smug dogs/ This is Tommyland now/ Mudstreaks/ A tale from Randy’s youth/ The Shoplifter/ Mr Sears’ Gold Chocolate Coin/ The lessons of Stan Lee and Spider-Man/ The Scowling Face of Despair/ Laptop woes/ These Wal-Marts/ Tommy’s dumb joke/ The full fury of the history of court jesters behind you/ The Garbage Disposal/ Getting Away From The Landfill – a comedy album/ a sea of neck tattoos/ Paperboy old ladies/ a parking lot confrontation/ Tommy’s WiF...
S05E24. Cheeseburg and a Bang
October 02, 2017 01:32 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBDivorce rates/ those cold feet/ Morals and Values Thompson/ Married to Yourself/ Tommy “just knows”/ Randy Franchises/ Find a mate/ How many carats/ Manifest Destiny/ Settle quarrels with duels/ 32 and a half yards sideways/ a lynch mob/ Dating Miss America/ Back up glasses/ Perfect square glasses/ Never settle/ Social media posts/ A “like” whore/ Weird Tommy/ Getting people’s attention/ Carrying glasswares/ Not afraid to dash a glass/ knowing the protocols of life/ stuck in social purgatory...
S05E23. Cigarettes and Sunsets
September 15, 2017 13:01 - 1 hour - 78.9 MBWhy would I do that?/ the fans/ peaks and valley/ Wrinkles galore/ What percentage of the nation finds you attractive?/ The Ultimate Betrayal: Michael and the Ninja Turtles/ Wedding probation/ local bowling alley legends/ Peter Dinky/ Hogging the glory/ Cocky about self awareness/ Too ugly/ God’s Yawning Son/ We go Free Willy/ Recognize your Free Willy/ Maybe I am the menopause/ an airing of grievances/ Tommy’s sheltered emotions/ Bathroom knocking/ “I am the one who knocks”/ the home throne...
S05E22. Strangerine
September 06, 2017 12:15 - 1 hour - 91.7 MBMC Whopper/ Overly happy retail workers/ Nathan, The Best Gas Station Attendant in the World/ a ball of drugs/ that time someone almost got sold meth/ the nose ring power of fable/ closing the pool/ fake and sarcastic retail/ food tremors/ Call your hotlines, kids/ Tommy’s new haircut/ the wolf man of paris, france/ Honey talk/ what is honey?/ Honey never expires/ infin-nin-nite/ Founding Fathers Honey/ Working to get to the yawn/ The Convenience Nurse?/ More Nathan talk/ theatrically traine...
S05E21. Bonnie and Clydesdale
August 30, 2017 04:40 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MBBaby Birded/ These fast food lines/ The Breaking Bad RV/ Freestyle Coke Machines/ The Filthy Larry/ Lips/ a horrible Venus fly trap/ a sickly Edgar Allan Poe/ the morning class/ coffee and workplace humor/ 127 Hours/ Weird Online Dating Sites/ Settle For Love/ the Tinder for Weed/ Gluten Free Singles/ Gothic Match/ Ugly Schmucks/ Mullet Passion/ Hey, diaper baby. Hey/ Gadget/ A missed opportunity/ my Peter Parker/ Mission Impossible with phone numbers/ a phone number assassin/ the bad guy/ t...
S05E20. Fruit-In-A-Can Aisle
August 23, 2017 15:01 - 1 hour - 79.7 MBThe worst pharmacy of all the lands/ The bad Avengers/ The worst retail workers/ Old Muffins/ a return to Fully Bev/ “We Got Ice!”/ Frozen miracles/ A bumbling gargoyle/ PAT/ PAT TIME/ A Miserable Retail Slave/ Tommy’s a Ghetto Superstar/ Lauryn Hill Part 2/ How many blinds?/ The Eclipse/ We are sheeple/ What do you do without social media?/ Bono is Eclipse ready/ Fighting Bono in a bar room brawl/ The Edge/ A big AIDS man/ Causing a ruckus on Facebook/ staying current, like a river/ a new p...
S05E19. The Infinite Bore
August 16, 2017 06:33 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBHair scares/ A gypsy curse/ An alpha move/ A left part/ A southpaw/ The microphone master/ the variations of the female haircut/ The twisted beauty salon experience/ Tommy the nice guy/ Heaven is to blame/ Mushrooms and horse noises/ The Great Relief of it all/ Tommy’s 2-hour haircut/ Dreaming about haircuts/ “i beg to differ, my plump son”/ Having all the man smells/ Hot dog smells/ A parade of fools/ a flock of Amish/ Segments/ A special guest/ Laura/ THE RIBS/ Cliff Notes/ The Infinite Bo...
S05E18. Doomed Trivial Apes
August 03, 2017 06:21 - 1 hour - 75.3 MBPeople are the dumbest humans/ A place of letters/ Coffee Cup Philosophizers/ Philoso-raptors/ Great Grandfather Tyrannosaurus Rex/ Forced vasectomies/ Tommy doesn’t know what a vasectomy is/ The Land of the Tom and Kin/ Clouded in Confusion/ Gas Station and Drive Thru humor/ A real life Kool Aid Man/ Zit Galaxy/ A witness to some sort of incident/ These trucks and the trailers of Infinite Possibilities/ The Dorkiest Motorcycle Owner Ever/ Tommy, the 4 year old daredevil/ “Drive a motorcycle...
S05E17. The $6 Antibiotic Man...Is All of Us
July 26, 2017 15:40 - 1 hour - 71.8 MBRickelodeon/ No More Big Als/ Where did all the nicknames go?/ A vow is made/ The magic trick/ Some pie in sky dreams/ Some gnarly boot/ The story of how Tommy joined the podcast/ The Pomegranate and Slapstick Show/ An ominous mystery message/ The philosophy of Tom/ Stop and smell those roses/ A tooth is gone/ Library comedy/ Hating house parties/ Tommy’s drunk finger waggle/ That search history/ Meeting new people/ The Moon Urges/ The best mooning story/ Stumblin’ Inn/ Randy’s Career Fair: ...
S05E16. The Scent of Awesome
July 21, 2017 15:51 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBThe Exploding Face/ Dentists are a conspiracy/ A Brace-face Man/ Appointments/ Let’s clear our calendars/ Faking smiles/ These waiting rooms/ The Shark Dentist/ Broflakes and Rebel Skanks/ McGraw Facts/ Cassette mixtapes were the first Spotify play lists/ “Why are you battling me?”/ Cast off the shackles/ Have a day off like Ferris Bueller/ Tommy has an appointment with his tractor/ Tommy hates the word “peep”/ We don’t need topics/ Ladybug/ Tommy doesn’t know how to things/ Imbibing the dea...
S05E15. Dad Jokes, Emoji Flirts, and Bad Dads
July 12, 2017 14:36 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBOne those old fashioned hot button issues/ Salute the problem/ Dad Flirts/ Elevate above dad status/ Skillfully twisting dad jokes into dad flirts/ Such a Bad Dad/ A Dave Suit/ Digital Dad Flirts/ Emoji Flirts/ Emoji Dads/ People are weird/ The Kings of Junk Conversation/ A Steve Harvey/ Tommy and the Rainbow/ A LifeSexual/ Tommy painting the nature/ “it was a miracle”/ Rubies/ Grandpa and Grandma at the comedy show with their friend/ McGruff the Time Dog/ The Stuffed Dog/ Tommy polices the ...
S05E14. The Technicolor Dreamboat
June 22, 2017 05:44 - 1 hour - 95.2 MBBasking in the glory of the Retail Paradise/ Workplace humor/ Saving two damsels in distress at the self checkout/ Tommy needs to know about women/ haha./ On Point at all times/ AWESOME SENTENCES ONLY, the golden rule/ Constructing an identity/ The Rules of flannel, LOL, and emojis/ A little pork pie hat/ Wearing Hawaiian Shirts/ These Flat Bills/ “You sound like McDonald’s now”/ A Residual Time Remnant Tommy/ Tommy’s wild hog/ A NATTY DADDY, FIREBALL, AND A MATADOR BEEF STICK/ In Randy’s Di...
S05E13. The Babe Ruth of Kick
June 15, 2017 04:31 - 1 hour - 71.4 MBChunk rolls/ The power of the eye rolls/ Chuck W. Norris/ Tommy’s snake/ Porches and snakes/ Kyle/ You ever see a mummy in real life/ Starr and Sweet Tiff/ Why do we assume that soap is the cleanest thing/ Body Wash/ Offensive or not/ Apologize to all of the organizations/ Fury-ass/ A sarcasm vigilante/ “Shut up, Candyland”/ Tommy’s Anti-Trolling Movement/ LL Cool T/ An Axl Rose alarm clock/ “You’d just be a happy dream.”/ Tommy invites Randy to play kickball/ Slide tackles straight to hell/...
S05E12. Cup of Bugs
June 08, 2017 07:04 - 1 hour - 106 MBSpecial Guests, TRB formerly of The Retail Rant and Heather D Flint Water/ If Bozo was president/ An old toad of a man/ Heat Stroke - the new 5 hour energy drink/ Tommy in a hot tub/ “Not The Mama”/ A Parking Lot bar/ The Ghost of Tommy’s Future/ Wave runners/ Hot N’ Heavy/ TRB makes an announcement about the future of “THE RETAIL RANT”/ Ranty breaks down THE RIBS/ Completely “Miser”/ The Pinwheel Wizard/ Getting a suit at the Men’s Warehouse/ “I Guarantee It”/ Randy’s “Plus One” for Tommy...
S05E11. Did He Get The Ribs?
June 01, 2017 05:38 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBSummer Lovin…Tell Me More/ Buck Fever/ Receive Thy Gift/ Miami Wrinkles/ Netflix and Chili/ Pepper and Love/ We start a new online dating site: Gettin’ Randy/ Online dating mating/ Let Me Rip Off Miserable Retail Slave/ TalentlessScum DOT net/ Why would you sad me out?/Peking Chicken/ Have you ever died before?/ All the times Tommy has died/ Tommy’s terrible story/ Kegstand Memories/ Blue Ribbon Kegstander/ Homely Boyz of Mid-Michigan calendar/ Giving up that pop/ Those scuzzy Mt Dew thought...
S05E10. Shoot Your Shot 2K17
May 24, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 78.4 MBHappy/ Seeing a rollerblader in the wild/ Tommy’s an active rollerblader/ The King of the Rink/ Tommy lives to blade and skate/ That Great Rollerblading Epic/ The Black Hole/ Thank you for repeating my point, Cliff Notes/ These teens in their cars/ Left hand turns and teenage boys/ Grand POS/ Vengeance Tour 2017/ Romper/ Stinky Tommy/ The summer friend/ The King of the Neighborhood/ Tommy’s adventures in Indy/ Joey Alabama/ Randy’s childhood/ renting Nintendo/ La Bamba Boy/ Tommy the lumberj...
S05E09. The Tractor
May 17, 2017 05:30 - 1 hour - 77.3 MBAnother BK drive thru disaster/ The Date/ The Tractor/ Podcast War/ The Big Adventures of Little Randy/ F-ing A
S05E08. Dad Heads
May 14, 2017 21:52 - 1 hour - 103 MBHang on every word like a Cliffhanger/ Study Cliffhanger/ Dolph Lundgren’s Triple Threat/ Fan fiction/ Randy’s 7 year old shirt/ James Dean’s Headstone/ These d-bags are multiplying/ The Cliff Burton of one of his Tommy’s jokes/ Hobo erotica/ Tommy’s description of a shirt/ Salt and pepper/ All the Kevins of America rejoice/ Malcolm and the motorcycle/ Whattaya got under that hood?/ All the engines of the universe/ The Ultimate Dad Joke/ Douchebag values never change/ Affliction shirts/ Chil...
S05E07. Tommy's Guardian Angel
May 08, 2017 01:19 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBWitnessing a retail incident/ The Miserable Retail Meal/ Freestyle Coke machines/ A drive-thru fit/ So hangry/ Throwing the entire restaurant into chaos/ Why are owls the wise birds?/ The lazy predator/ a new national bird and a new statue of liberty/ Come wallow in my tragic kingdom/ balloons draped over the power line = the clown house/ Tommy’s going to Indy/ Tommy is anxious/ Andrew Luck lives in the catacombs/ Tommy can’t physically break a leg/ God’s bubble wrap/ Tommy’s encounter with ...
S05E06. The Lloyd Dobler of 2017
May 01, 2017 01:37 - 1 hour - 75.9 MBMore Tales of Barber Bill/ Tommy’s emo haircut/ being one the guys in the barber shop/ Rags Wilson, “Edsel’s Last Plow”/ Telepathic barbers would make the best hitman/ Hitman barber skills/ Cut the Soul Hair/ Tommy would make a good hitman/ The Glorious Singing Mafia/ Tommy performs Dean Martin/ Win the human race by being born later/ Barber Bill’s Al Capone connection/ The Equinox Bros./ The Bad News Bears of the vehicle crowd/ The world has been strange lately/ Tommy gets in a grocery stor...
S05E05. Hot Gun
April 24, 2017 02:43 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBTommy’s Hamster Wheel/ Anxiety/ Randy was an uneasy rider/ Creeps have library cards/ One mini-disaster after another/ a new hero?/ One of the guys in O-Town/ Tucking your shirt in is your security blanket/ The age range of shots/ Becoming a bar man/ Introducing Drawstring/ Drawstring’s special ability/ Tommy’s tip for ruining your day real quick/ Running into Macho Man Randy Savage/ Superfly’s Tum of Steel/ Tommy’s wrestling name is The Girthy Bell/ Emoji Headed Robot Bodies/ Jeopardy is ...
S05E04. Man Seeking Barracuda
April 16, 2017 15:05 - 1 hour - 78 MBNBA Jam rumors/ Can’t hate Jordan/ Tommy’s inner peace/ Simple Man/ Go have a little comedy baby/ Tommy Definitions/ “A Water Gun”/ A horror inside in a tupperware dish/ Food in a bathroom?/ Can you die from the scent of nuts?/ A nut assassin/ Make Peanut Butter, Not War/ All the Fat Boyz of America Unite/ the Fear of Trying New Foods/ Breaking down the phrase “silly goose”/ Tommy’s always sleepy/ A breakdown of Tommy’s life/ so many corn questions/ Billy Corgan/ How you gain an arch enemy?/...
S05E03. The Great American Something
April 10, 2017 03:43 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBIt's a short, weird episode. Real responsibility/ Driving one of Voltron’s lions/ Action movie fears/ Eat the head?/ The right leg of a massive robot of death/ Skippers/ Wheelchair bound Voltron/ Picking up a healthy smoking habit/ The Ringer/ The Great Chair Scheme of 2017/ Harold is a weird word/ Collecting families like pogs/ The LOL/ APPARENTLY/ Chair scams/ Used Book Stores and their pets/ The Writer’s Block/ Hitting possums/ A story?/ Tommy’s haunted mirror story/ Quote of th...
S05E02. Blinks of Attention
April 03, 2017 13:44 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBA Patriotic Uncle Sam Ghost/ This sucks, do that instead/ Shark Voodoo/ Hammerheads would like a word/ Hammerman/ Parachute Pants/ Hammer was my Homie/ Who would win in a rap battle: MC Hammer or the Fresh Prince?/ Cocky rapper laugh/ Tommy’s bathroom stall tale/ These parking lots/ Gotta get that Blanche/ Mighty Mean/ These olds are reckless in these parking lots/ Smelling like Tom Waits’ Coat/ Tom Waits rules, bro/ Rebooting Rambo in a parking lot/ Bazooka Joe/ Surfing Dude Personas/ Tommy...
S05E01. Tiffany (Has Cosmic Pants)
March 26, 2017 14:33 - 1 hour - 73.5 MBNostaligia/ Tommy references Little River Band for some reason/ Tommy was an ugly baby/ Well Baby/ Larry #1/ Urban Hicks/ The Legend of Larry/ That's Just Larry/ Looking up to people/ Randy the Gentleman/ High on the glue/ Becoming vanilla ice cream/ What does Tommy do with his days?/ Where the Sidewalk Ends/ A trick hip/ Doing yoga/ Apocalyptic Paper Jam/ The Mysteries of Tiffany's Pants/ The face of grasshoppers/ A Sissy Letter/ Updates on Danger Zone/ Probably/ It's got to be a two -way s...
S04E55. A Free Thought Podcast
March 19, 2017 15:22 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBThe Season Finale!!! Rage Quit/ Pac-Man is eating ghosts/ We don't know the backstory of those ghosts/ Wal-Martin/ Pop-Tarts/ Space Facts with Mike Degrease Tyson/ a Wal-Mart Missed Connection/ Those Wal-Mart Piranhas/ a lost soulmate/ Those hard nose breathers/ Tommy performed at a pizza joint/ "There was way other food"/ a special guest/ Season Finale/ Tommy never bumps/ Randy was visited by Sweet Flu Rollins/ Randy the dragon/ An alternative to nuclear war/ a wrong Inspector Gadget ...
S04E54. Danger Zone
February 26, 2017 15:33 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBTommy can’t remember his childhood/ We make a Quantum Leap reference/ Abe Falcon is a Netflix Pioneer/ Never Stop Flipping/ Hootie & the Blowfish is the worst band ever/ You can’t Netflix Binge when you have real life/ Tommy should enter a strong man competition/ Randy has a way to unite the country/ Tommy looks like Kirby/ Taking away this Netflix/ Bones/ Sculpt Tommy’s beard/ How is a life as a big sissy?/ Sick again/ a plague of box elder bugs/ Tommy has an oil slick on his face/ Tommy ha...