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S05E18. Doomed Trivial Apes
Miserable Retail Slave
English - August 03, 2017 06:21 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB - ★★★★★ - 53 ratingsImprov Comedy Society & Culture Personal Journals music comedy culture movies pop Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
People are the dumbest humans/ A place of letters/ Coffee Cup Philosophizers/ Philoso-raptors/ Great Grandfather Tyrannosaurus Rex/ Forced vasectomies/ Tommy doesn’t know what a vasectomy is/ The Land of the Tom and Kin/ Clouded in Confusion/ Gas Station and Drive Thru humor/ A real life Kool Aid Man/ Zit Galaxy/ A witness to some sort of incident/ These trucks and the trailers of Infinite Possibilities/ The Dorkiest Motorcycle Owner Ever/ Tommy, the 4 year old daredevil/ “Drive a motorcycle”/ Question yourself/ These wrong, confident people/ The Strawberry Metaphor/ A moldy soul/ Soulless?/ An epiphany is had thanks to Grant The Rage Boy/ File sharing ruined life/ Lars Ulrich, described/ None Deserved/ Hearts/ The Love Millennial/ “I’m the hero of my own story”/ A vain man for no good reason/ Whole Hog into the wacky/ Kiss Cam on a date/ The Total Insanity Man/ Online dating nonsense/ The Match Song/ You ever have wildest dreams?/ Old people games/ Planting the flag/ My type/ Shoutouts to Functioning Drunks and That Awful Sound/ Randy gets in trouble with The Beloved/ Missed Connections/ “Beautiful is a strong word, sir”/ Nurses on the Prowl/ Laughing at people who hurt themselves/ Love, KFC style/ The longest, most fascinating Missed Connection ever/ Psychoknot/ Fake your own death/ Tommy’s name is an alias/ Leo/ Controlling concubine recycling leech/ The Excuse Equations/ Vulgar Coward/ Quality Question/ After the credits/ Wacky news/ Facebook develops an Artificial Intelligence/ Which came first?
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(Episode 173)