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661 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.7K ratingsJake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
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310: Unsolicited Advice
January 15, 2018 05:31 - 43 minutes - 40 MBIn this episode we discuss nudes, dudes, and cryptocurrency! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
309: Two Jakes (w/Jake Weisman!)
January 08, 2018 04:55 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MBFriend and Co-Creator/Star of Comedy Central's "Corporate" join us to discuss camels, knives, and his new television show coming January 17! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Episode 308: New Years Lightning Round!
January 01, 2018 05:31 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBNew episode for a new year! Ring in 2018 as we tackle as many questions as possible, while discussing our resolutions, favorite memories, and podcast ideas. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
307: Doodie Calls (w/Doug Mand and Jack Dolgen!)
December 25, 2017 04:17 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBFriends and fellow Poo-dcasters Doug and Jack join us to discuss clogging toilets, single ply tissue paper, and stinky sisters. PLUS You can hear our episode of their podcast "Doodie Calls" on HeadGum now! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
306: Dicklish Tick
December 18, 2017 06:01 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBThe GameBoy brings his girlfriend by for another epic game. We discuss bad gifts and good boyfriends! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
305: Masturbating on a Unicycle (w/Tim and Tom from Complete Guide to Everything!)
December 11, 2017 05:51 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBFriends and fellow HeadGum podcasters join us to discuss Hamilton, Disney Princesses, and prank calls. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
304: Why Won't You Date Me (w/Nicole Byer!)
December 04, 2017 04:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBFriend and Comedian Nicole Byer joins us to discuss rejection, dating apps, and her new HeadGum podcast! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
303: Wild Goose Chase
November 27, 2017 05:10 - 41 minutes - 37.7 MBIn this episode we discuss new phones, old habits, and Shakespeare, mother! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
302: Bachelor Party
November 20, 2017 04:54 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MBIn this episode we discuss Alaska, awkward gifts, and alphabetical order. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
301: Baby Voice (w/Rob Huebel!)
November 13, 2017 04:42 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MBComedian, friend, and father Rob Huebel joins us to discuss loud sex, celebrity encounters, and his new show, "Do You Want To See a Dead Body?". Check out Rob Huebel in Do You Want to See a Dead Body, 10/21 on YouTube Red. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
300: A Celebration (w/Ben Schwartz!)
November 06, 2017 05:16 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBFriend, comedian, lover Ben Schwartz joins us to celebrate our 300th episode by discussing chipmunks, how to be funny, and his new book! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
299: Two Cats (w/Brian Murphy!)
October 30, 2017 03:59 - 49 minutes - 45.3 MBComedian and Friend Brian Murphy joins us to discuss dungeons, dragons, and flash mob break ups. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
298: Smoking Ferns (w/Megan Batoon!)
October 23, 2017 03:50 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MBDancer, YouTuber, and new friend Megan Batoon joins us to discuss airports, alcohol, and her delicious cookies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
297: Lightning Round 4 (w/Geoffrey James!)
October 16, 2017 06:33 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBFriend, co-worker, and dumbass Geoffrey James join us to tackle as many questions as possible. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
296: F•R•I•E•N•D•S
October 09, 2017 04:02 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MBIn this episode we discuss Snapchatting, obsessing, and going away to college. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
295: Dog Lover (w/Hoodie Allen!)
October 02, 2017 03:28 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBRapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss sex toys, trust issues, and ideas for an Australian rap/podcast tour. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
294: Drunk Texting
September 25, 2017 04:03 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MBIn this episode we discuss pajamas, will power, and living with your ex. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
293: Step Sibling Sex (w/Geoffrey James!)
September 18, 2017 04:00 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MBIn this episode we discuss bad noises, good jelly, and our live show at UCB Theatre on September 27! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
292: Yoga Privates (w/Phil and Mike!)
September 14, 2017 06:59 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBCo-creators of HBO's "Animals" Phil Matarese And Mike Luciano join us to discuss how jobs are like lovers, and the road to making their television show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
291: Porno Game Shows
September 11, 2017 03:40 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MBIn this episode we discuss creepy dealers, German cheaters, and who should pay on the first date. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
290: Worst Best Man
September 04, 2017 04:56 - 44 minutes - 41 MBIn this episode we discuss boots, best friends, and birth control. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
289: Engaged
August 28, 2017 04:05 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBIn this episode we discuss age, fiancés, and cross dressing. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
288: Butt Plug (Live in Montreal!)
August 21, 2017 05:32 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBWe discuss urine, breast milk, and other bodily fluids live at Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal! With special appearance by friend/comedian Jon Gabrus. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
287: Hypnosis (w/ Brian McElhaney & Nick Kocher AKA BriTANicK!)
August 14, 2017 03:59 - 50 minutes - 46.1 MBFellow comedy duo, BriTANicK joins us to discuss olives, little sisters, the Mario Bros. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
286: Lightning Round 3 (w/Geoffrey James + Interns!)
August 07, 2017 05:42 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MBIn this special episode we grab Geoffrey James and HeadGum Interns to discuss nectarines, flying, freshmen, basketball, hamburgers, wallets, masturbation, Tinder, showers, swearing, and Los Angeles! Thanks to Reilly, Nic, Saba, Santos, Eagle, Lauren, John George, and Dylan for stopping by. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
285: Sexiled Roommate (w/Gabrielle Elyse!)
July 31, 2017 03:56 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MBFriend/actress Gabrielle Elyse joins us to discuss crushes, condiments, and online college. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
284: Jakes Moms Cookies
July 24, 2017 03:54 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MBIn this episode we talk about braces, blow jays, and being a creep. And also, Jake's Mom's Cookies. We're in Montreal for JFL this week! Get your tickets here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
283: Prank Wars (w/Streeter Seidell!)
July 17, 2017 03:59 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBFriend and lover Streeter Seidell joins us to discuss catfishing, dick pics, and old videos. Come see our live show in Montreal! July 25 as part of JFL comedy fest. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
282: Is It Cheating If...
July 10, 2017 03:50 - 45 minutes - 42 MBIn this episode we discuss getting grossed out and turned on. Also, tennis. See us in Montreal! Live "If I Were You" on July 25. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
281: Sex Party (w/Gaby and Allison!)
July 03, 2017 04:01 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBComedian and friends Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin join us to discuss polyamory, sexuality, and their book. Things get extra real. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
280: Broken Wiener (live in Portland!)
June 26, 2017 03:58 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MBIn this episode we discuss good relationships, bad shits, and ugly lovers. Recorded live at Mississippi Studios, in Portland, OR! Brought to you by Spoke. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
279: Mona Lisa
June 19, 2017 05:28 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBIn this episode we discuss pissing style, missing smiles, and kissing piles. Well, actually just the first one, but man it's fun to rhyme! Also, we talk about instituting some new segment ideas! Let us know what you think on twitter. Do people read these? Let's find out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
278: Street Fighter Sex
June 12, 2017 03:59 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBIn this episode we discuss class clowns, mad dads, and bad tats. Questions compiled by our new awesome summer interns! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
277: Instagram Girlfriend (w/Mike Karnell and Dave Rosenberg!)
June 05, 2017 04:43 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MBTwo Twinnovation boys join us to discuss dating apps, whipped cream, and snout outs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
276: Sweet Boys
May 29, 2017 04:01 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MBIn this episode we discuss eskimo brothers, real brothers, and Duke Men's Basketball Coach, Mike Krzyzewski. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
275: Hangover Routine
May 22, 2017 03:59 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MBIn this episode we discuss bird names, Instagram games, and the rare F-Buddy Zone. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
274: Butts and Butts
May 15, 2017 03:58 - 44 minutes - 40.3 MBIn this episode we talk about geography, flatulence, and the unbearable lightness of woke. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
273: Shallow Boyfriend (Live in Denver!)
May 08, 2017 04:19 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBIn this episode we discuss good friends, bad people, and ugly voices -- live at Comedy Works in Denver, CO! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
272: Return of the Game Boy
May 01, 2017 03:59 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBThe Game Boy returns to discuss crushing, sweating, and Jake's feet. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
271: Two Cam Girls
April 24, 2017 18:01 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MBIn this episode we talk about airplane problems, Buzzfeed quizzes, and weed. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
270: Nipples
April 17, 2017 04:00 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MBIn this episode we discuss cats, threesomes, and terrible TV Etiquette. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
269: Mom on Blast
April 10, 2017 04:02 - 51 minutes - 47 MBIn this Twitter lightning round episode we discuss pigs, jeans, candy, beards, Los Angeles, ice cream, bangs, the kiekel, and the worst kind of person! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
268: Sex Diary
April 06, 2017 18:52 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBThe Gameboy invites us to his house to play a round of his sick game. We discuss sex diaries, walking with your mom, and the most illegal things we've done. This episode brought to you by Article.com. Head to http://www.article.com/ifiwereyou for $50 off your purchase of $100 or more. Watch this episode at http://www.youtube.com/ifiwereyou See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
267: Nipple Hair (w/Hoodie Allen!)
April 03, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBRapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss pranks, jewelry and spatulas. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
266: Danish
March 30, 2017 17:45 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBIn this episode, we discuss cartoons, pastries, and the morning after. Live from Amir's house! This episode brought to you by Article.com. Head to article.com/ifiwereyou for $50 off your purchase of $100 or more. Video also available on youtube.com/ifiwereyoushow See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
265: VR Porn (live in Melbourne!)
March 27, 2017 04:00 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MBWe discuss hitchhikers, fleshlights and sticky showers at the Athenaeum Theatre in Melbourne, Australia! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
264: Seal the Deal
March 20, 2017 04:00 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBIn this episode we discuss typewriting, massaging, and videochatting. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
263: Outdoor Sex (w/Rhett and Link!)
March 13, 2017 03:29 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBInternet superstars Rhett and Link join us to discuss real friends, fake family, and the McDonalds menu. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
262: Passwords (w/Eliot Glazer!)
March 09, 2017 09:28 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MBComedian and Friend Eliot Glazer joins us to discuss bad songs and good ideas for this BONUS Thursday Episode! Live shows in Austin and Australia this week! Come see us. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
261: Daddy (w/Tim Baltz!)
March 06, 2017 04:59 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MBComedian and friend Tim Baltz joins us to discuss breakfast, fighting, and kinky dog whistles. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.