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661 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.7K ratingsJake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
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61: Polyamory (with Josh Ruben)
February 13, 2014 07:53 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MBComedian/Actor/Friend Josh Ruben joins us for this BONUS Thursday episode to discuss moving out, marriage, and trendy restaurants. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- zoo.mn/GPfH89 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
60: Butthole (with Thomas Middleditch)
February 10, 2014 07:09 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MBIn this episode actor/comedian/friend/lover Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss jealousy, intelligence, and buttholes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- Delicious/nutritious snacks delivered to your home! Check them out: http://bit.ly/1idZxFp See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
59: Preach
February 06, 2014 09:01 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBIn this BONUS THURSDAY episode we discuss whether or not books make for good gifts, and also anal sex. This episode is brought to you by NiceLaundry.com -- high quality socks, for very low prices. Do us a favor and check 'em out -- http://bit.ly/NLJakeAmir See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
58: Immune To Sex (Live At UCB Theatre in LA!)
February 03, 2014 05:11 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBIn this episode we discuss sexting, flappy bird, and respecting your elders -- recorded live at UCB Theatre in Los Angeles! This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- zoo.mn/GPfH89 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
57: Confidence
January 30, 2014 07:29 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MBIn this episode we discuss how to win a fight, how to accept a gift, and how to estimate the size of a penis. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, best, most affordable way to build your own website: http://bit.ly/17DIXqW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
56: Business Ideas
January 27, 2014 06:04 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MBIn this episode we discuss climbing and grandmas. Then we make a SuperBowl bet. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- http://zoo.mn/GPfH89 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
55: Wet Dream
January 23, 2014 03:33 - 43 minutes - 39.9 MBIn this episode we discuss cowardly males, condo mishaps, and Kik messages. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, most affordable way to build your own website/portfolio/online store -- http://bitly.com/17DIXqW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
54: Rap Love
January 20, 2014 05:03 - 46 minutes - 43 MBIn this episode we discuss hip-hop, haters, and taking somebody back. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox! Deliciously affordable snacks delivered to your home for just $20 a month! And for now you can click here for 50% off your first box: http://bit.ly/1idZxFp See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
53: Shot Through The Heart (with Ben Schwartz)
January 16, 2014 05:08 - 42 minutes - 38.8 MBOur buddy Ben Schwartz returns for another episode of discussing, advising, and of course, singing. This episode is brought to you by NiceLaundry.com -- http://bit.ly/NLJakeAmir -- Awesome socks. Cheap prices. Free shipping. Highly recommended. Check'em out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
52: Steroids (with Ben Schwartz)
January 13, 2014 06:37 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MBComedian and friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss social anxiety, family obligations, and how to write without writing. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! If you're wondering how to get your college textbooks for cheap this semester, simply check out SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake for your answer! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
51: Stay Friends
January 09, 2014 06:59 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MBIn this episode we discuss religion, chivalry, and the Oedipal Complex. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
50: Swinging
January 06, 2014 08:07 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MBIn this episode we discuss rejection, trust, and how to sleep with your friends girlfriend. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! Check out SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake for the cheapest way to get college textbooks. (And awesome versions of us as cartoon logos.) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
49: Jewish (with Micah Hurwitz)
December 30, 2013 05:39 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MBJake's little brother joins us to discuss religion, ex-boyfriends, and breaking Jake's nose. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! Don't ever pay full price for college textbooks again -- just go to SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake to buy and save. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
48: Best Of 2013
December 23, 2013 07:41 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MBIn this episode we replay our favorite answers and theme songs from our first 47 episodes. Thanks to everybody who has ever tuned in to our show. Much love and happy holidays everybody! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
47: Cheating
December 19, 2013 06:43 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MBIn this episode we disagree on whether or not drinking is a valid excuse to be a terrible person, and also buying gifts for porn stars. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for access to thousands of movies and TV Shows: bit.ly/1aJaQzw This episode is ALSO brought to you by 20Jeans.com! Twenty dollar jeans and other awesomely affordable high quality clothes: bit.ly/152P612 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N...
46: Christmas Gift
December 16, 2013 07:29 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MBIn this episode we discuss second chances, sexy clothes, and the perfect gift. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace! Easiest way to build a website or online store, ever: http://bit.ly/17DIXqW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
45: Gotye
December 12, 2013 07:22 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MBIn this episode we discuss best friends, worst gifts, and the art of being rejected. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for access to thousands of movies and TV Shows: bit.ly/1aJaQzw This episode is ALSO brought to you by 20Jeans.com! Twenty dollar jeans and other awesomely affordable high quality clothes: bit.ly/152P612 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-i...
44: Awkward
December 09, 2013 08:20 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MBIn this episode we discuss study buddies, masturbating, and how to act normal. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com -- awesome eyewear for super low prices, and now they have gift cards! Use WarbyParker.com/Amir for free expedited shipping. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
43: Guys Suck
December 05, 2013 06:10 - 40 minutes - 37 MBIn this episode we discuss Christmas gifts, female roommates, and why guys are the worst. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for access to thousands of movies and TV Shows: http://bit.ly/1aJaQzw This episode is ALSO brought to you by 20Jeans.com! Twenty dollar jeans and other awesomely affordable high quailty clothes: http://bit.ly/152P612 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priva...
42: Paranoid
December 02, 2013 05:31 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MBIn this episode we discuss fianc�s, fugliness, and foreskins. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! bit.ly/1fNA7ul . Discover new music, upload your music, make money, and win a trip to Bonnaroo, all in one magical website... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
41: Aunt
November 28, 2013 06:23 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBIn this episode we discuss embarrassing relatives, emotional cheating, and teenage love. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com -- http://bit.ly/1aJaQzw. Check 'em out for two free weeks of movies/ television shows/ and original content! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
40: Sugar Daddy
November 25, 2013 07:20 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MBIn this episode we discuss prostitution, first dates, and bad gift ideas. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! bit.ly/1fNA7ul . Discover new music, upload your music, and make money from your music all in one magical website... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
39: Facebook Official (with Streeter Seidell)
November 21, 2013 08:29 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBIn this episode we discuss masturbation, pornography, and Amir's driving skills. Or lack thereof. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for two free weeks of movies and televisions shows. That is, if you like TV and movies... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
38: Jealousy
November 18, 2013 05:01 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MBIn this episode we discuss envy, threesome, and vibrators. In that order. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! http://bit.ly/1fNA7ul . Discover new music, upload your music, and make money from your music! Why the heck not... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
37: The FriendZone
November 14, 2013 08:07 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBIn this episode we discuss coincidences, confidences, and why the infamous "friend zone" doesn't actually exist. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
36: Snail Trail (Live At Littlefield!)
November 11, 2013 05:59 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBIn this episode we discuss suspicious hair, suspicious lovers, and suspicious smells. Recorded in front of a live studio audience at Littlefield bar in Brooklyn, NY! This episode is brought to you by TouchOfModern.com -- cool modern products to upgrade your home: http://bit.ly/1iYurgK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
35: Merkin (with Allison Williams)
November 07, 2013 06:34 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBStar of HBO's "Girls" Allison Williams joins us to discuss manscaping, poking, and pornography. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace! Build your own website/online store in just minutes! It's easy and cheap, especially if you use coupon code "IfIWereYou." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
34: Dibs
November 04, 2013 04:10 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MBIn this episode we discuss how to text a crush, how to make a move, and a new app idea. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com -- http://bit.ly/17A8WkL. For healthy and tasty snacks, delivered to you for free, check them out! And use coupon code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first shipment. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
33: Tinder Talk
October 31, 2013 04:21 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MBIn this episode Amir finally signs up for Tinder, then we discuss people's Tinder related dilemmas. Tinder. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
32: Jake's Mom (with Laura Hurwitz)
October 28, 2013 04:14 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBIn this episode, Jake's mom joins us to discuss text messages, ex-girlfriends, and if Jake was always like that. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace! Build your own website/online store in just minutes! It's easy and cheap, especially if you use coupon code "Jake." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
31: Texting Casanova
October 24, 2013 03:59 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MBIn this episode we discuss texting, pornography, and ugly feet. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
30: Haehh! (with Patrick Cassels)
October 21, 2013 03:59 - 51 minutes - 47 MBCollegeHumor's Pat Cassels joins us this week to discuss Captain Kirk, counting calories, and couples costumes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com -- http://bit.ly/19QVjfj. For healthy and tasty snacks, delivered to you for free, check them out! And use coupon code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first shipment. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
29: Dick And Nipples
October 17, 2013 03:49 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBIn this episode we discuss how to tell if somebody likes you, and how many sexual partners is too many. Also Tinder. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace.com. Create a website, even an eCommerce store, in minutes! And use coupon code "Jake" for 10% off your order in October. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
28: The Easter Bunny
October 14, 2013 23:46 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MBIn this episode we discuss MILFs, ugly ducklings, and Amir's grammar. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
27: Sex Is Sex (with Pete Holmes Live At ComicCon!)
October 14, 2013 04:00 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MBComedian Pete Holmes joins us at NYComicCon for our first LIVE podcast recording. We discuss losing your virginity, getting a pet, and chasing your dreams. For more Pete, check out The Pete Holmes Show starting October 28th, midnight after Conan on TBS! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
26: The Richest Man
October 07, 2013 02:26 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBIn this episode we discuss periods, police and... Shakespeare? This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- All natural food, delivered to you. Check out naturebox.com and use coupon code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first box! Click here: http://bit.ly/1fJcW58 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
25: Waxing (with Emily Axford)
September 29, 2013 19:18 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBCollegeHumor's Emily Axford joins us to discuss friendship with benefits and the pain of grooming yourself. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace -- the easiest way to create a website. Go to Squarespace.com/ifiwereyou and use coupon code "Amir" for 10% off! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
24: Braces
September 26, 2013 03:58 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBIn this episode we discuss whether or not it's ever okay to hide your flaws, steal money, or hit a woman. This Bonus Thursday episode is made possible by HuluPlus! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for a free trial of thousands of TV shows and movies. Every click helps! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
23: Scientific Study
September 23, 2013 04:05 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MBIn this episode we talk about imaginary girlfriends, real boyfriends, and the results of Jake's STD test. This episode is brought to you by Harrys.com -- check out their awesome shaving kits, and use coupon code "ifiwereyou22" for a chance to win free blades for a year! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22: Threesome
September 19, 2013 03:58 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MBIn this episode we discuss war, religion, and sexuality. You know, light topics. This bonus Thursday episode is made possible by HuluPlus! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir to show your appreciation... And to see thousands of TV shows and movies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
21: The Weiner Game
September 16, 2013 04:03 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MBIn this episode we discuss blackmail, breaking the ice, and believing in yourself. The big three. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace -- the easiest way to create a website. Go to Squarespace.com/ifiwereyou and use coupon code "Amir" for 20% off. Offer expires at the end of September. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
20: Honesty
September 12, 2013 03:58 - 42 minutes - 38.8 MBIn this episode we discuss Burning Man, the merits of lying, and the truth about herpes. This special bonus Thursday episode is made possible by HuluPlus! Watch hundreds of TV Show's and movies on your computer, TV, or mobile device. Get a free trial by going to HuluPlus.com/Amir: http://bit.ly/13OW2x4 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
19: Roller Coaster Of Love
September 09, 2013 03:55 - 39 minutes - 36 MBIn this episode we discuss motion sickness, booty calls, and anal sex. (Not in that order.) This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com -- prescription eyeglasses and sunglasses for less than $150! Use coupon code "Jake" for free expedited shipping. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
18: Snapchat
September 02, 2013 05:16 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MBIn this episode we discuss STDs, drinking tolerance, and the infamous "friend-zone." This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace.com -- the easiest way to make a website/portfolio/online store. Use coupon code "Amir" for 20% off in September! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
17: Batman vs. Porn
August 26, 2013 03:42 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MBIn this episode we discuss handjobs, Burning Man, and nursing baby birds back to health. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com -- cool glasses for less than a hundred bucks! Use coupon code "crosby" for free expedited shipping. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
16: Drunk
August 19, 2013 03:47 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MBIn this episode we get a little tipsy... then discuss homophobia, long distance friendship, and Jake's family vacation. This episode is brought to you by Harrys.com -- Great shaving products, at a very inexpensive price. Check them out and use coupon code "ifiwereyou" to potentially win free blades for a year! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
15: Trust
August 12, 2013 02:39 - 43 minutes - 39.9 MBIn this episode we discuss jealousy, trust, and the pros and cons of hooking up with your neighbor. This episode is brought to you by 20Jeans.com! 20 dollar jeans. Because paying more is kind of dumb now. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
14: Sexting
August 05, 2013 03:57 - 36 minutes - 33.7 MBIn this episode we discuss sexting, cheating, and nearly getting arrested in Iceland. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com! Ever wonder what kind of glasses Amir wears? Wonder no more: "Crosby" by Warby Parker. Frames AND Lenses for $95! Check them out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
13: The Necklace
July 29, 2013 04:54 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MBIn this episode we discuss high school athletics, difficult graduation decisions, and how to clean jewelry. This episode is brought to you by 20Jeans.com -- awesome jeans starting at... you guessed it... 20 dollars! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
12: Kick Ass Dad
July 22, 2013 03:20 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MBIn this episode, we discuss strong dads, brain surgery, and how to be a better person. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.