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653 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.7K ratingsJake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
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396: Ice Cream Girl
August 19, 2019 06:18 - 41 minutes - 38.1 MBIn this episode we discuss being newly single, high school crushes, and unrequited love. For more advice, check out our bonus Thursday video episodes on our Patreon. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
395: Panic Attack
August 12, 2019 06:00 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's mental health, high school, and dry spells. For more advice, check out our Patreon which has bonus video videos every Thursday! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
394: Jake's Birthday Barty
August 05, 2019 05:08 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's 34th birthday, Amir's music career, and breaking the law in very small ways. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon -- bonus video episodes every Thursday! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
393: Running Late
July 29, 2019 05:25 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBIn this episode we discuss racist mugs, smelly thugs, and gift baskets. For more IF I WERE YOU, check out our Patreon -- Bonus videos every Thursday! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
392: Blind Date (w/Julia Nunes!)
July 22, 2019 04:30 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBMusician and friend Julia Nunes is in the studio discussing flirting, exercising, and laser eye surgery. Get Julia's new album UGHWOW wherever you listen to music. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
391: Tongue in Cheek Kiss
July 15, 2019 03:45 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MBIn this episode we discuss sexy tattoos, angry boyfriends, and kissing bosses. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
390: Shout Out Lightning Round
July 08, 2019 06:00 - 41 minutes - 38 MBIn this lightning round episode we discuss our favorite weather, our favorite foods, and what Dungeons and Dragons character would Amir be.... WITH A SIDE OF RICE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
389: Sexile Island
July 01, 2019 04:41 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MBIn this episode we discuss casual sex with a millionaire, coworker crushes, and fantasy basketball drama. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
388: Drake's Wallet
June 24, 2019 04:27 - 41 minutes - 37.7 MBIn this episode we discuss pre-marital problems, MMF threesomes, and porn blogs. For more "If I Were You" check out our bonus Thursday video episodes on our Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
387: Prison (w/Middleditch and Schwartz!)
June 17, 2019 03:02 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBFriends and comedians Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz join us live from Thalia Hall in Chicago to discuss foreskin, new pants, and who is 58 years old. Thanks to everybody who came out to HeadGum Live last weekend! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
386: Circumcision (w/Nic Rad!)
June 10, 2019 03:27 - 46 minutes - 42.2 MBFriend and father Nic Rad is on the show to talk about difficult decisions, pop music, and of course, ladders. And if you see this in time, come hang out with us in Chicago! HeadGum Live is coming June 14-16 at Thalia Hall! Get your tickets here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
385: To Doink or Not to Doink
June 03, 2019 04:03 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBIn this episode we discuss oral hygiene, loving thy neighbor, and the Toronto Raptors. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
384: The Roommate Switch
May 27, 2019 04:14 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBIn this episode we discuss ending relationships and ending Game of Thrones... and smiling at yourself. Come hang out with us in Chicago on June 14-16 at HeadGum Live! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
383: Ticklish Vagina
May 20, 2019 04:00 - 41 minutes - 38.1 MBIn this episode we discuss laughing during sex, new tools, and a Twitter draft so good, it's worth a Golden Mic award. Still some tickets left to see us in Chicago! Click here to join the party. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
382: Game Night (w/Hey Riddle Riddle!)
May 13, 2019 19:05 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBFellow HeadGum podcasters Adal Rifai, Erin Keif and JPC (Hey Riddle Riddle podcast) join us to discuss breaking the ice, solving riddles, and how to poop. For more riddles and puzzles, check out Hey Riddle Riddle on HeadGum. See us all at HeadGum Live in Chicago June 14-16 at Thalia Hall! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
381: Game of Thrones
May 06, 2019 06:08 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBIn this episode we discuss hot bosses, motorcycle uncles, and phone numbers. Then Jake gives out this episodes Golden Mic and Turdy awards. Come see us in Chicago on June 15! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
380: The Psychopath
April 29, 2019 03:43 - 46 minutes - 42.1 MBIn this episode we discuss overthinking pillow talk, underthinking bootie calls, and Jake's newest award. Come see us live in Chicago on June 15 as part of HeadGum Live! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
379: Golden Mic
April 22, 2019 04:00 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBIn this episode we discuss blurry vision, self-defense, and Jake's newest creation: General Cleanliness. Support the Golden Mic Winner (Jake) by purchasing his very own shirt. https://store.headgum.com/collections/apparel/products/general-cleanliness-tee See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
378: Sing Along
April 15, 2019 02:35 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBIn this episode we discuss adopted siblings, Jake's childhood, and Amir's LASIK. HeadGum Live! Is coming to Chicago on June 14-16. Come hang with us and our friends -- tickets here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
377: Shart and Dart (Live in DC!)
April 08, 2019 04:20 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MBIn this episode we discuss prom-posals, cheating zaddy's, and Amir's new musical. Recorded at the Black Cat in Washington DC! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
376: Skinny Condom
April 01, 2019 03:14 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBIn this episode we discuss Amir’s April Fools Day LASIK, coed wrestling, and of course, jade rollers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
375: Home Schooled (w/Kevin Porter!)
March 25, 2019 08:11 - 44 minutes - 41 MBFriend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Kevin Porter joins us as we discuss dogsitting, candles, and his podcast "Good Christian Fun!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
374: Pee Tasting (live in NYC!)
March 18, 2019 05:09 - 50 minutes - 46 MBIn this episode we discuss roller coaster pranks, tutor crushes, and art school threesomes -- Live at the Gramercy Theatre in NYC! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
373: Girls on Porn (w/Laura and Rachel!)
March 11, 2019 03:19 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBNew HeadGum podcasters Laura and Rachel stop by to discuss their show "Girls on Porn" and answer as many porn-related questions as we can get through in a good old fashioned porn lightning round episode. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
372: Blanket Poop (w/Nicole Byer!)
March 04, 2019 04:53 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MBComedian and fellow HeadGum podcaster Nicole Byer joins us to discuss dating, flying, and dressing yourself. And for more bonus episodes of If I Were You check out our Patreon page: www.patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
371: Power Move
February 25, 2019 08:37 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's European Vacation, Amir's potential monovision, and whether its cooler to block or unfollow somebody on social media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
370: Meth Boyfriend
February 18, 2019 06:27 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBIn this episode we discuss Denmark, Cupid, and of course... hooks. Tickets still available to our show in Washington DC on March 9! Come on out and party with us. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
369: Long Underwear
February 11, 2019 05:05 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBIn this episode we discuss being pissed off, and getting pissed on. Plus a follow-up pup from an angry girlfriend! For more If I Were You check out our Patreon page at Patreon.com/JA! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
368: Small Spoon (w/Geoffrey James)
February 04, 2019 06:05 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MBFriend and resident dumbass is on the show to discuss puking, peeing, and eating ice cream. Plus our Super Bowl bet! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
367: Nephew's Haircut
January 28, 2019 03:53 - 50 minutes - 46.4 MBIn this episode we discuss DND, DDR, and Amir's previous lives. For more If I Were You, check out our Patreon page! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus Thursday Patreon Episode: Flip Off
January 24, 2019 07:44 - 15 minutes - 14.1 MBA taste of our bonus video episode available in full over on Patreon.com/JA! We discuss book clubs, Vermont, and yes, joy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
366: Unsolicited Advice (w/Jon Gabrus!)
January 21, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 81.5 MBIn this episode... 90 minutes of unsolicited advice with special guest Jon Gabrus! Plus, our history with guiding people out of sticky situations. Enjoy! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
365: Secrets Secrets
January 14, 2019 05:19 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBIn this episode we discuss grinding, smoking, and our new found love of soccer! Happy 2019! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
English Premier League Podcast (w/Rahul Kohli!)
January 11, 2019 07:02 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBThe pilot episode of our newest series about EPL Football! Our first guest is actor and Liverpool fanatic Rahul Kohli--He is in the studio answering our questions about British Football and his favorite team. Episode 2 is online as well over at Patreon.com/JA. Enjoy! The hunt to find our new favorite team... is on. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
364: Magic The Gathering
January 07, 2019 19:58 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MBIn this episode we discuss different types of nerds, national parks, and how threesomes are like fragile flowers. And, we cannot stress this enough, we are in the same room. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
363: New Years Eve
December 31, 2018 04:51 - 48 minutes - 44 MBIn this episode we discuss our cars, our holidays, and our New Years resolutions. Happy 2019, everybody! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
362: Christmas Eve
December 24, 2018 05:13 - 43 minutes - 39.9 MBHo, ho, ho! Enjoy this special Xmas episode with the family as we discuss when Jesus was born, and whether babies can be born with tattoos. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
361: Wingmen (w/Jake Weisman and Matt Ingebretson)
December 17, 2018 03:49 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MBThe funny dudes behind Comedy Central's "Corporate" join us to discuss office holiday parties, investing wisely,, and of course: grapes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
360: Footjob
December 10, 2018 04:51 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MBThe gameboy returns as we discuss pedicures, career advice, and our singing voices. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
359: Bisexual Ex
December 03, 2018 06:17 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBIn this episode we discuss traveling romance, dealing with maggots, and tea bagging soup. Of course. For more advice... check out our bonus Thursday videos on Patreon.com/JA! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus Thursday Patreon: Tom Cruise
November 29, 2018 22:07 - 16 minutes - 15 MBHere's a taste of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon ep. As always you can watch or listen to the whole thing at Patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
358: Bro Job (w/Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart!)
November 26, 2018 06:04 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBFriends and fellow podcasters Grace and Mamrie join us to discuss wedding gifts, hotel safes, and watching movies at 9am. For more Grace and Mamrie check out their podcast THIS MIGHT GET WEIRD! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
357: Piece of Shit Car
November 19, 2018 05:11 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MBIn this episode we discuss tubas, masturbation, and surviving NYC on a budget. For more "If I Were You" we're doing bi-weekly bonus video episodes on Patreon.com/JA! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus Patreon Thursday: Bad Teeth (w/Reilly Anspaugh!)
November 15, 2018 07:55 - 26 minutes - 23.8 MBFellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise. NOTE: The entire episode is available in both video and audio format on Patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
356: Grammar Nazi (w/Lauren Lapkus and Jon Gabrus!)
November 12, 2018 06:13 - 55 minutes - 50.6 MBFriends and fellow podcasters Lauren Lapkus and Jon Gabrus join us to discuss splitting bills, midnight shits, and having sex before dinner. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
355: Fear the Beard
November 05, 2018 05:13 - 41 minutes - 37.8 MBIn this episode we discuss long walks, open marriages, and Lonely and Horny Season 2 -- available now! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Patreon Bonus Thursday Teaser (w/Megan Batoon!)
November 01, 2018 05:43 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MBA sample of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon Video edition of our advice show. If you wanna hear more, or watch the whole episode head down to Patreon.com/JA . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
354: Hot Professor
October 29, 2018 03:59 - 51 minutes - 46.7 MBIn this episode we discuss pausing a romance, popping the question, and how to reheat french fries. For more "If I Were You" check out Patreon.com/JA for bonus video episodes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
353: Irish Pool Party (w/Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport!)
October 22, 2018 03:49 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBFriends and "Hollywood Handbook" hosts join us to discuss fake beer, real babies, and work out regimens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Patreon.com/JA Teaser Mini Episode
October 18, 2018 22:19 - 15 minutes - 14.1 MBHere we are, between real episodes, to give you a taste of what's going on over at Patreon.com/JA. We dropped a bonus Thursday video episode of this podcast over there, so we figured we could give everybody a free taste on this feed. For the full episode, and another one, and two more of "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir," that url again is Patreon.com/JA. Hope you all dig it! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priv...