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661 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.7K ratingsJake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
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586: Modern Bar Mitzvah
April 03, 2023 08:00 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBIn this episode we discuss breaking up, waking up, and Daniel Craig. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
585: The End Is Near
March 27, 2023 08:00 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MBIn this episode we discuss garbage ninjas, volunteer firefighters, and the next steps of our careers in comedy. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
584: Near Death Experience
March 20, 2023 08:00 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBIn this episode we discuss feeling bad, feeling better, and making pizza. Get your tickets for the next New York Headgum Happy Hour show here! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
583: Monopoly
March 13, 2023 08:00 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBIn this episode we discuss secret families, rich tarot card readers, and getting milked. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
582: AOL Instant Messenger
March 06, 2023 09:00 - 44 minutes - 41 MBIn this episode we discuss Padel Ball, cheese puffs, and screen names. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
581: Born Rick (w/ Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman)
February 27, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBIn this episode we discuss posture, bangs, and financial fitness with Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman of Exploration: LIVE!, a podcast joining Headgum Wednesday, March 8th. Listen to new episodes every week on Spotify, Apple, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts! Follow Exploration: LIVE! on Instagram and Twitter. Follow Charlie on Instagram and Twitter. Follow Natalie on Instagram and Twitter. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listene...
580: Kissing Cousins
February 20, 2023 09:00 - 44 minutes - 40.3 MBIn this episode we discuss driving alone, and building together. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
579: Worst Food City
February 13, 2023 09:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MBIn this episode we discuss cereal mascots, blister popping, and skincare routines. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
578: Birthday Blumenfeld
February 06, 2023 09:00 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBIn this episode we discuss getting suspended, writing songs, and Amir’s ideal gift. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
577: Amir Is Yogurt
January 30, 2023 09:00 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MBIn this episode we discuss goatees, cacti, and get a surprise call from a friend. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
576: Nose Picker
January 23, 2023 09:00 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBIn this episode we discuss cheeseburgers, smegma and tiny benches. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
575: Orthodontics
January 16, 2023 09:00 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBIn this episode we discuss our favorite bands, video game characters, and how to smile better! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
574: Condom Wrapper
January 09, 2023 09:00 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBIn this episode we discuss golfing, bartending, and yes: WORDLE. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
573: Polar Plunge 2
January 03, 2023 09:00 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MBIn this episode we discuss New Years Eve, New Years Days, and suppressing your emotions. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
572: Polar Plunge
December 26, 2022 09:00 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBIn this episode we discuss skipping parties, tweeting retirement, and eating garbage. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
571: White Lotus (w/Adam DiMarco!)
December 19, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBIn this episode Adam DiMarco (aka Albie Di Grasso) joins us to discuss public sex, private messages, and birds. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
570: Wrestling
December 12, 2022 09:00 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBIn this episode we discuss our pet peeves, fitness routines, and wanting to want an iPad. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
569: Vasectomy
December 05, 2022 09:00 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBIn this episode we discuss soccer, football, and Norwegian Nerds. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
568: Body Hair
November 28, 2022 14:01 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MBIn this episode we discuss mouth breathing, polyamory, and laser hair removal. Shout out to Patrick. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
567: Amir Is Sick
November 21, 2022 09:00 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBIn this episode we discuss throat spray, law students, and Jake’s father. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
566: Blue Corn Moon
November 14, 2022 09:00 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBIn this episode we discuss bad neighbors, infertility, and Amir's smoothie business. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
565: Party Pooper
November 07, 2022 17:20 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBIn this episode we discuss breaking up, driving bad, and moving to Romania. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
564: Clam Hands
October 31, 2022 08:00 - 48 minutes - 44.2 MBIn this episode we discuss stretching, gifting, and why size doesn't matter. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Introducing: Headgum Happy Hour
October 27, 2022 20:53 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBConsider this your official invite to hang with us in the Headgum backyard: it's the Headgum Happy Hour, our new monthly stand-up comedy show! Hosted by the Headgummers you know and (we hope) love, Amir Blumenfeld, Geoffrey James, and Danny Sellers! In our inaugural episode, comedians Shelby Wolstein & EJ Marcus, Avital Ash, Liza Treyger, and Ian Karmel take us back to school for some stories to close out the summer. Along the way, the audience becomes an unwilling focus group for ...
563: Demons
October 24, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBIn this episode we discuss blockbuster videos and lackluster burritos. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
562: Athletic Lightning Round
October 17, 2022 08:00 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBIn this episode we discuss bicycling, tennis-ing, and everything in between. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
561: Bagels and God
October 10, 2022 08:00 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBIn this episode we discuss destination weddings, car leases, and how to pronounce a baby name. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
560: Mile High Club
October 03, 2022 08:00 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MBIn this episode we discuss Dingos, UFOs, and getting went down on. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
559: Bad Art
September 26, 2022 08:00 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBIn this episode we discuss, triathlons, Teslas, and finding new hobbies. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
558: Gamer Love
September 19, 2022 08:00 - 45 minutes - 41.2 MBIn this episode we discuss vacation romance, Twitch streamers, and National tragedies. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
557: Swashbuckler
September 12, 2022 08:00 - 41 minutes - 38.1 MBIn this episode we discuss todah's, tattoos, and teenage Jews. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
556: So Random (w/Emily and Sammy!)
September 05, 2022 08:00 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MBIn this episode Emily Gonzalez and Sammy Smart from "Too Scary Didn’t Watch" are in studio discussing mass transportation crushes, extra sunglasses, and slowly moving into your boyfriend's apartment. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Introducing: The Pit Wall [Pilot]
August 30, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 82.8 MBSome of you asked for it; we needed zero excuse to record it. Have a listen to The Pit Wall, a Headgum original pilot! Headgum's Jake Hurwitz, Geoffrey James, Marika Brownlee, Andrew Pile and Casey Donahue discuss and recap the latest Formula 1 Grand Prix and all the little boys who drive the little cars. Join them as they recap the 2022 Belgian Grand Prix and discuss Lewis Hamilton's traipse through the Ardennes Forest, how Jake wants Toto Wolff to choke him, and where we think D...
555: Egg Tweet
August 29, 2022 08:00 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBIn this episode we discuss wet dreams, dry coworkers, and bible study. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
554: Wisdom
August 22, 2022 08:00 - 50 minutes - 45.8 MBIn this episode we try to lightning round answer as many questions as possible about marriage, finances, finger sandwiches, and Australia. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
553: Naval Massage (w/Chris Redd!)
August 15, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBComedian Chris Redd joins us live on stage as part of Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal! We discuss sexy Facetimes, platonic massages, and performing in front of six people. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
552: Corked (w/Josh Ruben!)
August 08, 2022 07:00 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MBIn this episode we discuss kittens, impressions, and Headgum's newest podcast, "Corked!" SUBSCRIBE to and RATE Corked on: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/corked/id1638826548 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6uIY5vrU1A5Z7EjRdQLWtA FOLLOW Corked on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/corkedpod Instagram: https://instagram/corkedpod Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https:...
551: God Mode
August 01, 2022 07:00 - 41 minutes - 37.6 MBIn this episode we discuss raising children, playing ping pong, and paying it backwards. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
550: Amber Alert
July 25, 2022 07:00 - 36 minutes - 33.3 MBIn this episode we discuss smoking, sexing, and matching on Hinge. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
549: Dueling Vacations
July 18, 2022 07:00 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MBIn this episode we discuss Amir's trip from hell, Jake's trip from heaven, and our problem with Airbnb. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
548: Fate on Shuffle
July 11, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBIn this episode we discuss making music, sweating at home, and overnight spas. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
547: Walmart, Texas
July 04, 2022 07:00 - 42 minutes - 38.8 MBIn this episode we discuss pillows, scrotums, and being a mayor. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
546: TV Dinner
June 27, 2022 07:00 - 39 minutes - 36.3 MBIn this episode we discuss luggage riding, songwriting, and baby naming. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
545: WHIMSY (w/Geoffrey James!)
June 20, 2022 07:00 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MBIn this episode we discuss jealousy, Only Fans, and musical theater. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. Download the IMPACT by Interactive Brokers app today and use code IFIWEREYOU to get $30 of stock credit! Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. The proj...
544: Summer Lightning Round
June 13, 2022 07:00 - 55 minutes - 50.6 MBIn this episode we discuss our favorite athletes, our least favorite Marvel movies, and Jake's new Tik-Tok. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
543: Parking Ticket
June 06, 2022 07:00 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBIn this episode we discuss old jobs, old email addresses, and new beginnings. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
542: Tiny Dab
May 30, 2022 07:00 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MBIn this episode we discuss broken dishwashers, broken hearts, and Jake's European vacation. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
541: Porn Ultimatum
May 23, 2022 07:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBIn this episode we discuss the best states, the worst dates, and cheating in dreams. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
540: Nostalgia
May 16, 2022 07:00 - 42 minutes - 39 MBIn this episode we discuss Home Improvement, Bar Mitzvahs, and texting for dummies. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
539: Slapping
May 09, 2022 07:00 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBIn this episode we discuss surfing the web, surfing the waves, and dissecting dreams. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.