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651 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.7K ratingsJake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
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489: Cereal Mascots
May 24, 2021 20:44 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBIn this episode we are answering as many of your questions as possible in another Twitter lightning round edition of "If I Were You." Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
488: Playstation
May 17, 2021 05:30 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBIn this episode we discuss selling gifts, owning "Jake and Amir," and the ghosts of ghosting past. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
487: Naptime
May 10, 2021 08:01 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MBIn this episode we discuss Formula 1 racing, Instagram flirting, and what we think about when we think about sleeping. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
486: Horse's Ass (w/Jasper William Cartwright!)
May 03, 2021 07:03 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBIn this episode we are joined by Actor, Writer, and new Headgum Podcaster Jasper William Cartwright join us to discuss playing D&D, forgetting birthdays, and being a horses ass. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
485: Road Trip
April 26, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBIn this episode we discuss cryptocurrency, cropping your ex out of photos, and Super League Football. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
484: Antisocial Distance (w/Avital Ash!)
April 19, 2021 04:30 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBActor/Writer/Lover Avital Ash joins us to discuss nicknames, whistling, and her new web series, Antisocial Distance! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
483: Orion Dating App
April 12, 2021 06:46 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBIn this episode we discuss Jewish dudes, catchphrases, and our new dating app: ORION. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
482: Easy Poetry
April 05, 2021 06:48 - 56 minutes - 51.3 MBIn this episode we discuss immature boys, comfortable chairs, our next project. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
481: Moonshine Passover
March 29, 2021 06:33 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBIn this episode we discuss live shows, business ideas, and terrible tattoos. Check out our show and many hilarious other pods featured on Stitchers first ever Comedy week! In app or at Stitcherapp.com/comedy Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
480: Erotic Fiction
March 22, 2021 06:41 - 55 minutes - 50.4 MBIn this episode we discuss sexy books, anti-vaxxers, and Amir's externship application at Coca Cola. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
479: Scare Me (w/Josh Ruben!)
March 15, 2021 06:30 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBActor/Director/Friend Josh Ruben joins us to discuss cursed roommates and blessed bathtubs -- as well as his movie SCARE ME which is on Shutter/iTunes right now! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
478: Exes in Texas (w/Kelcey Ayer!)
March 08, 2021 07:00 - 59 minutes - 54.1 MBMusician and Headgum podcaster Kelcey Ayer joins us to discuss returning rings, playing Coachella, and his new show "The Kelcey Ayer TV Show on Radio!" Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
477: Live Show Lightning Round
March 01, 2021 07:41 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBWe get to as many questions as possible that were asked during our virtual live show last week -- including our favorite whiskeys, our least favorite sauces, and whether it's ever okay to masturbate in the same room as a puppy. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
476: Pokémon Cards
February 22, 2021 08:50 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBIn this episode we discuss vaccinations, NBA Top Shots, and operating on a hunch. We're also having a live show this Wednesday night! Tickets still available at JakeAndAmir.com. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
475: Growth Spurt
February 15, 2021 07:30 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MBIn this episode we discuss bad gifts, good weather, and our live show on February 24th! (Tickets at JakeAndAmir.com) Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
474: Another Super Bowl Bet
February 08, 2021 07:00 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MBIn this episode we discuss drinking tea, watching football, and judging rap battles. We are also doing a virtual LIVE show for THIS PODCAST on February 24. Get your tickets now at JakeAndAmir.com. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
473: Fish and Chippendales
February 01, 2021 07:30 - 55 minutes - 50.6 MBIn this episode we discuss movie watching habits, food poisoning, and our upcoming virtual live show! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
472: Valentines Day Gift
January 25, 2021 07:00 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MBIn this episode we discuss snoozing an email, losing a lover, and using a recipe. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
471: Chef Jake
January 18, 2021 06:30 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MBIn this episode we discuss cooking, cleaning, and Amir's Birthday. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
470: Sex in the Dark (w/Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein!)
January 11, 2021 07:26 - 52 minutes - 48 MBFriends and new Headgum podcasters Caleb and Shelby are on the Zoom discussing hair loss, vegetarians, and having sex in the dark. For more Caleb and Shelby check out KEEPING RECORDS on Headgum! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
469: Happy New Year
January 04, 2021 06:14 - 43 minutes - 40 MBIn this episode we discuss burping, bathing, and Amir's New Years Eve. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
468: Liquid Nice
December 28, 2020 05:01 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBIn this episode we discuss XMas gifts, English Football, and living rent free. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Staying Warm
December 21, 2020 04:58 - 46.6 MBIn this episode we discuss calling friends, vacuuming floors, and drinking wine. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
467: Staying Warm
December 21, 2020 04:58 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MBIn this episode we discuss calling friends, vacuuming floors, and drinking wine. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
466: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
December 14, 2020 08:35 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBIn this special Hanukkah episode of our show, we are joined by an old friend to discuss wine, the holidays, and of course: Stickers. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
465: Physical Therapy (w/ Mystery Guest!)
December 07, 2020 07:43 - 41 minutes - 38 MBIn this episode we discuss turning 30, grandparent gifts, and Disney songs. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
464: Rat Car
November 30, 2020 07:00 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MBIn this episode we discuss standing desks, messy homes, and sixth grade math lessons. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
463: Ticklish
November 23, 2020 06:30 - 44 minutes - 40.4 MBIn this episode we discuss our Thanksgiving plans, Zoom fatigue, and foot fetishes. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
462: Screen Time
November 16, 2020 07:00 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MBIn this episode we discuss smoothie bowls, nightcaps, and cellphone addiction. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
461: Morning After JOE
November 10, 2020 03:23 - 44 minutes - 40.6 MBFour years later, we can finally discuss where we were the morning after BIDEN got elected. Then answer as many questions as we can, lightning round style. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Morning After the Morning After
November 05, 2020 01:38 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBWe're back! Four years after "The Morning After Trump" we discuss our election nights and our hopes for the (not too distant) future. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
460: Morning Before Election
November 02, 2020 07:00 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MBIn this episode we discuss army time, farting time, and VOTING TIME. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
459: Night Terrors
October 26, 2020 06:27 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MBIn this episode we discuss undecided voters, Zoom crushes, and infiltrating your roommates dreams. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
458: Flight Attendant
October 19, 2020 05:30 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MBIn this episode we discuss role playing, haircuts, and quitting the podcast if Trump wins the presidential election. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
457: Eames Toilet (w/Geoffrey James!)
October 12, 2020 06:30 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MBFriend, comedian, and fellow Headgum podcaster joins us to discuss road trips, sawdust, and dating in the time of Corona. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
456: VOTE
October 08, 2020 03:34 - 39 minutes - 36.3 MBIn this Bonus Thursday episode we discuss moles, grind guards, and how to vote! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
455: Rubik's Cube
October 05, 2020 04:05 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MBIn this episode we discuss birds, hoops, and Tik-Tok in a lightning round fashion. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
454: Naked Neighbors (w/Hey Riddle Riddle!)
September 28, 2020 05:30 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MBFriends and fellow Headgum podcasters, Adal, Erin, and JPC are in the zoom to discuss smoking, moving, and Amir's poetry. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
BONUS THURSDAY: The Headgum Podcast
September 24, 2020 04:42 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBThis is a special feed drop of THE HEADGUM PODCAST with us, Geoff, and Marika. A silly great time for your weekend listening. If you haven't yet, you can subscribe to THE HEADGUM PODCAST wherever you listen to this show. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
453: Telling Time (w/Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk!)
September 21, 2020 07:09 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MBFriends, actors, and Headgum's newest podcasters join us to discuss caricatures, hot dogs, and their show LACKLUSTER VIDEO. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
452: Hawaii Time
September 14, 2020 03:03 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MBIn this episode we convince ourselves to move to Maui, then discuss Corona Bullies and iPhone aliases. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
451: Off the Grid
September 08, 2020 06:16 - 44 minutes - 41 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's recent trip, his bad back, and how to deal with a Muay Thai partner who won't cut his nails. For more of us on a podcast, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
450: Reality TV (w/Karen Chee!)
August 31, 2020 03:53 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBComedian Karen Chee joins us to discuss noisy neighbors, scary movies, and defining the relationship. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
449: Geoff and Reilly Lightning Round
August 24, 2020 03:29 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBFriends and fellow Headgum Podcasters Geoffrey James and Reilly Anspaugh join us to discuss their ideal height, their ideal compliment, and their podcast Review Revue! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
448: Tourist Season (w/Miel!)
August 17, 2020 03:51 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBFriend/Singer/Fellow Headgum podcaster Miel Bredouw joins us to discuss shitty roommates, lonely boyfriends, and her new album, "Tourist Season!" Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
447: Roommate Switch
August 10, 2020 03:15 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's tattoo, Amir's enemy, and a real crazy bride. For more of us on podcasts, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
446: Jake's Birthday Gift
August 04, 2020 01:15 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBIn this episode we discuss virtual reality, virtual currency, and the perfect present for a 35 year old. For more of us check out "The Headgum Podcast" on the Headgum network, and Patreon.com/JA! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
445: Only Fans
July 27, 2020 06:09 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MBIn this episode we discuss various Zoom meals we recently shared with Broadway royalty, then a question or two about porn and having sex during quarantine. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
444: Robe Lightning Round
July 20, 2020 20:19 - 49 minutes - 45 MBIn this episode we answer as many questions as possible about waffles, acting, and international traveling. For more of us on podcasts check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
443: I THINK (w/Ben Schwartz!)
July 13, 2020 03:50 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBIn this episode Ben calls Amir and accidentally joins the show! We discuss our friendship, our mental health, and our fake names. For more podcasts with us on it, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on THE HEADGUM NETWORK. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.