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661 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.7K ratingsJake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
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357: Piece of Shit Car
November 19, 2018 05:11 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MBIn this episode we discuss tubas, masturbation, and surviving NYC on a budget. For more "If I Were You" we're doing bi-weekly bonus video episodes on Patreon.com/JA! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus Patreon Thursday: Bad Teeth (w/Reilly Anspaugh!)
November 15, 2018 07:55 - 26 minutes - 23.8 MBFellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise. NOTE: The entire episode is available in both video and audio format on Patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
356: Grammar Nazi (w/Lauren Lapkus and Jon Gabrus!)
November 12, 2018 06:13 - 55 minutes - 50.6 MBFriends and fellow podcasters Lauren Lapkus and Jon Gabrus join us to discuss splitting bills, midnight shits, and having sex before dinner. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
355: Fear the Beard
November 05, 2018 05:13 - 41 minutes - 37.8 MBIn this episode we discuss long walks, open marriages, and Lonely and Horny Season 2 -- available now! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Patreon Bonus Thursday Teaser (w/Megan Batoon!)
November 01, 2018 05:43 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MBA sample of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon Video edition of our advice show. If you wanna hear more, or watch the whole episode head down to Patreon.com/JA . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
354: Hot Professor
October 29, 2018 03:59 - 51 minutes - 46.7 MBIn this episode we discuss pausing a romance, popping the question, and how to reheat french fries. For more "If I Were You" check out Patreon.com/JA for bonus video episodes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
353: Irish Pool Party (w/Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport!)
October 22, 2018 03:49 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBFriends and "Hollywood Handbook" hosts join us to discuss fake beer, real babies, and work out regimens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Patreon.com/JA Teaser Mini Episode
October 18, 2018 22:19 - 15 minutes - 14.1 MBHere we are, between real episodes, to give you a taste of what's going on over at Patreon.com/JA. We dropped a bonus Thursday video episode of this podcast over there, so we figured we could give everybody a free taste on this feed. For the full episode, and another one, and two more of "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir," that url again is Patreon.com/JA. Hope you all dig it! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priv...
352: The Biggest Announcement
October 15, 2018 04:59 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBWe're back! In this episode we announce our newest, most ambitious project yet: our new Patreon Channel: Patreon.com/JA . We discuss why we decided to launch this channel, as well as the shows currently on it: A video version of this podcast, as well as "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir." We're excited. Hope you are too. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
351: Flaming Sock
October 08, 2018 03:16 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBIn this episode we discuss crying, glasses, meeting Michael Chiklis, and Lonely and Horny Season 2, coming soon to CollegeHumor's DropOut! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
350: Dream Cheating (w/Yeardley Smith!)
October 01, 2018 04:00 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBVoice of Lisa Simpson, and podcaster Yeardley Smith joins us to discuss bullying, The Simpsons, and her new podcast "Small Town Dicks!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
349: Savor the Sausage
September 24, 2018 03:54 - 41 minutes - 37.6 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's new hobby and whether or not it's detrimentally odd. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
348: Escape Room
September 17, 2018 03:54 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MBIn this episode we discuss baldness, grayness, and stiff backs. Basically, how to get older without really trying. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
347: Instagram Stories
September 10, 2018 05:34 - 41 minutes - 38.1 MBIn this episode we discuss teenage sobriety, emotional cheating, and dating your brothers best friend. Hungry for more? Check out Jake on Amir's NBA podcast: BUCKETS! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
346: Dungeons and Dragons and Sex
September 04, 2018 23:54 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MBIn this episode we discuss fantasy, role playing, and what its like to cheat on a loved one with a mouse. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
345: Jake and Jill's Insane Wedding (w/Jillian Vogel!)
August 27, 2018 03:01 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBIn this episode Jillian Vogel joins us to recap perhaps the most eventful wedding weekend of all time. Note: This is a true story. Also worth mentioning: BUCKETS! Amir's new NBA Podcast. Subscribe wherever you're listening to this. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
344: Favorite Flavors
August 20, 2018 06:24 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBIn this episode we discuss perfect weather, tattoos, piercings, accessories, cereal, lasik, football, futbol, and our favorite flavors in a Twitter Lightning round for the ages... with a little bit of sleet, though! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
343: Tom Cruise
August 13, 2018 04:58 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's birthday, stupid cats, and Mission Impossible. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
342: Fanny Pack (w/Sean Jost!)
August 06, 2018 03:41 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBFriend and lover Sean Jost joins us to discuss choking, strangling, and Hawaiian hot spots. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
341: Wiping (w/Jay Mohr!)
July 30, 2018 03:56 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MBComedian Jay Mohr joins us to discuss pissing, WhatsApp, and the greatest Chris Farley story ever told. For Mohr, Jay check out his podcast "Mohr Stories!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
340: New Porn (w/Rose McIver!)
July 23, 2018 03:44 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBFriend, actor and voice of HeadGum Rose McIver joins us to discuss ultimatums, gardening, and how porn habits die hard. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
339: Bald Spot (w/Murph and Emily!)
July 16, 2018 03:57 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBFriends and fellow HeadGum Podcasters join us to discuss British Accents, Amir's D&D Character, and an intense game of Mafia. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
338: Class Clowns
July 09, 2018 04:38 - 48 minutes - 44.2 MBIn this episode, our favorite Game Boy returns to discuss funny students, mean teachers and Jake's wedding. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
337: Small Problems
July 02, 2018 04:47 - 38 minutes - 35.7 MBIn this episode we discuss the little things... social media, self awareness, and credit card information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
336: Spanking (Live in London!)
June 25, 2018 04:24 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBIn this episode we discuss natural disasters, horny mothers, and Australian Vloggers live at the Leicester Square Theatre in London! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
335: Euro Trip Lightning Round
June 18, 2018 05:09 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MBIn this episode we discuss travel tips, least favorite cities, and bad addresses in another Twitter Q+A lightning round. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
334: Hot Roommate (w/Megan Batoon!)
June 11, 2018 05:02 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBFriend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Megan Batoon joins us to discuss flight attendants, affairs, and terrible blog posts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
333: Memory Lane (w/Ben Schwartz!)
June 04, 2018 03:57 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBComedian, friend, and lover Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss comedy writing, early Internet, and his new wine podcast "The Wine Down." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
332: Jake's Lasik
May 28, 2018 06:45 - 46 minutes - 42.8 MBIn this episode we discuss breast reductions, sex tips, and Jake's songwriting career. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
331: Ass Man (w/Thomas Middleditch!)
May 24, 2018 06:42 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBFriend and Comedian Thomas Middleditch joins us live in Winnipeg! We discuss real butts, fake teeth, and sibling sex. If you like this live show, come see one for yourself! We'll be in Amsterdam on June 4, London on June 6, and Dublin on June 10! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
330: Vaping (w/Sugar Pine 7!)
May 21, 2018 06:09 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MBIn this episode, Steve, Cib, and James of Sugar Pine 7 join us to discuss kissing, dissing, and car accidents. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
329: Instagram Jealousy
May 14, 2018 03:55 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBIn this episode we discuss Hollywood, DM's, and Simon & Garfunkel. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
328: Birthday Sex
May 07, 2018 03:51 - 44 minutes - 40.6 MBIn this episode we discuss anime, racism, and birthday sex! Also, if you're in Amsterdam, London, or Dublin, come see us in June! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
327: Ex Girlfriend's Birthday
April 30, 2018 02:55 - 41 minutes - 37.6 MBIn this episode we discuss sleep masks, apologies, and touch briefly on Amir's new musical. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
326: Strip Clubs (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Vancouver!)
April 26, 2018 05:32 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MBComedian and Friend Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss STD's, DND, and Canadian Folk Hero Stan Rogers. Recorded Live at the Vogue Theater as part of Just For Laughs: Vancouver! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
325: Jew Snacks and Life Hacks
April 23, 2018 05:59 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MBIn this episode we discuss ring foods, cities we've never been to, and how to meet your new best friend, in another rousing rendition of Twitter Lightning Round! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
324: Sexy Flashlight (w/Doughboys Nick Wiger + Mike Mitchell!)
April 16, 2018 03:58 - 51 minutes - 47 MBFriends and New HeadGum Podcaster's Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell (Doughboys) join us to discuss procrastination, masturbation, and how to unclog a toilet. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
323: Pee Sex (Live in NYC w/Scott Rogowsky!)
April 09, 2018 03:40 - 44 minutes - 41 MBFriend and host of HQ Trivia, Scott Rogowsky joins us to discuss ugly cats, beautiful farts, and natural lubrication. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
322: Hall Pass (w/Billy Scafuri!)
April 02, 2018 04:07 - 48 minutes - 44.2 MBFriend and comedian Billy Scafuri joins us to discuss hip hop, long hair days, and Billy's new short film "Triple Kiss!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
321: Bad German Boy (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Calgary!)
March 26, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBComedian and friend Tommy Mids joins us to discuss Canada, groping, and a mean man named Oskar. Live at MacEwan Hall in Calgary! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
320: Prostitute Tips
March 19, 2018 04:00 - 45 minutes - 41.2 MBIn this episode we discuss mother nature, father time, and grandfather pillows. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
319: 6-Way Kiss (Live in Austin, TX!)
March 15, 2018 06:06 - 38 minutes - 35 MBLive from SxSW it's "If I Were You!" We discuss sexiling, sexting, and sexy potato chips. Thanks to SiriusXM for sponsoring the digital release of this Bonus Thursday episode! Don’t forget to thank them by using the URL siriusxm.com/headgum where you can get two months free with no obligations. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
318: Is College Worth It? (with Miel and Demi!)
March 12, 2018 03:57 - 49 minutes - 45 MBFriends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Miel Bredouw and Demi Adejuyigbe join us to discuss private parts, living abroad, and learning how to cook for yourself. And catch our episode of their podcast, PUNCH UP THE JAM, on HeadGum. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
317: Secret Honeymoon (w/Geoffrey and Davey!)
March 05, 2018 05:24 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBFriends and loved ones Geoffrey James and Dave Rosenberg join us to discuss pizza, live shows, and the great state of Ohio. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
316: Brotherly Sex (w/Dave Rosenberg!)
February 26, 2018 04:54 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBFriend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Davey Rosenberg joins us to discuss arm wrestling, cologne, and unfollowing ex-girlfriends on Instagram. See us all in Austin, TX live on March 10! Tickets at HeadGum.com/live! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
315: Wedding Planner
February 19, 2018 05:17 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBIn this episode we discuss weird wine, plus ones, and hot professors. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
314: Dungeons and Dragons (w/Murph and Emily!)
February 12, 2018 05:02 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBFriends and lovers Brian Murphy and Emily Axford join us to discuss paying for sex, writing a book, and their new Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Not another D and D podcast" on the HeadGum network! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
313: Poopgate (w/Hayley Marie Norman!)
February 05, 2018 05:23 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBFriend and actor Hayley Marie Norman joins us to discuss pussy crystals and stinky roommates. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
312: Bad Voice
January 29, 2018 06:48 - 46 minutes - 42.1 MBIn this episode we discuss European First Dates, tennis, and oral hygiene! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
311: Hidden Dildos
January 22, 2018 05:15 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBIn this episode we discuss mormon parents, annoying brothers, and Jake's Game of Thrones addiction. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.