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661 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.7K ratingsJake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
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452: Hawaii Time
September 14, 2020 03:03 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MBIn this episode we convince ourselves to move to Maui, then discuss Corona Bullies and iPhone aliases. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
451: Off the Grid
September 08, 2020 06:16 - 44 minutes - 41 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's recent trip, his bad back, and how to deal with a Muay Thai partner who won't cut his nails. For more of us on a podcast, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
450: Reality TV (w/Karen Chee!)
August 31, 2020 03:53 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBComedian Karen Chee joins us to discuss noisy neighbors, scary movies, and defining the relationship. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
449: Geoff and Reilly Lightning Round
August 24, 2020 03:29 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBFriends and fellow Headgum Podcasters Geoffrey James and Reilly Anspaugh join us to discuss their ideal height, their ideal compliment, and their podcast Review Revue! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
448: Tourist Season (w/Miel!)
August 17, 2020 03:51 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBFriend/Singer/Fellow Headgum podcaster Miel Bredouw joins us to discuss shitty roommates, lonely boyfriends, and her new album, "Tourist Season!" Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
447: Roommate Switch
August 10, 2020 03:15 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's tattoo, Amir's enemy, and a real crazy bride. For more of us on podcasts, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
446: Jake's Birthday Gift
August 04, 2020 01:15 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBIn this episode we discuss virtual reality, virtual currency, and the perfect present for a 35 year old. For more of us check out "The Headgum Podcast" on the Headgum network, and Patreon.com/JA! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
445: Only Fans
July 27, 2020 06:09 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MBIn this episode we discuss various Zoom meals we recently shared with Broadway royalty, then a question or two about porn and having sex during quarantine. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
444: Robe Lightning Round
July 20, 2020 20:19 - 49 minutes - 45 MBIn this episode we answer as many questions as possible about waffles, acting, and international traveling. For more of us on podcasts check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
443: I THINK (w/Ben Schwartz!)
July 13, 2020 03:50 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBIn this episode Ben calls Amir and accidentally joins the show! We discuss our friendship, our mental health, and our fake names. For more podcasts with us on it, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on THE HEADGUM NETWORK. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
442: Liquid Courage
July 06, 2020 04:00 - 42 minutes - 38.8 MBIn this episode we discuss lock down hangs, cool guys at bars, and Jake's family tree. For more of us on a podcast, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on THE HEADGUM NETWORK. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
441: Streamin' and Dreamin'
June 30, 2020 01:50 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBIn this episode we discuss stinky roommates, video games, and pranking creepy DM'ers. For more us-on-podcast action check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
440: Sugar Father
June 23, 2020 01:54 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MBIn this episode we discuss cheating, masks, and accepting cash from strangers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
439: Song Titles
June 15, 2020 23:48 - 45 minutes - 42 MBIn this episode we discuss saving plants, killing relationships, and playing videogames. As always, for resources on where to donate your time and energy, check out BlackLivesMatters.carrd.co! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
438: Protesting
June 08, 2020 08:01 - 41 minutes - 37.7 MBIn this episode we discuss another inspirational week and answer some questions about demonstrating and donating. Give any spare time, energy, money to the cause by clicking here! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
437: Black Lives Matter
June 01, 2020 19:39 - 36 minutes - 33 MBIn this episode we try to get down some thoughts and feelings about these difficult, depressing times -- then do our best to answer some questions. If you're looking for donation resources, check out this helpful website. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
436: Brotherly Love
May 25, 2020 06:06 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBIn this episode we discuss bad haircuts, good siblings, and love in the time of COVID. For more podcast goodness check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST, with us, Geoff and Reilly: Apple Podcasts Spotify See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
435: The Mailman
May 18, 2020 03:51 - 46 minutes - 42.2 MBIn this episode we discuss Tinder detectives, Zoom backgrounds, and Amir's slow WiFi. For more podcast action, check out "THE HEADGUM PODCAST" wherever you're listening to this one. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: The Headgum Podcast
May 13, 2020 07:30 - 41 minutes - 37.8 MBWe started a new podcast featuring the Headgum staff! Join us every week as we wax idiotic on everything from pop culture to Marty’s SSN. Make yourself a drink and come hang! Check out the first episode here and then subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts: Apple Podcasts Spotify See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
434: Animal Crossing
May 11, 2020 07:14 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MBIn this episode we discuss Mother's Day, office dogs, and Animal Crossing. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
433: Zoom Flash
May 04, 2020 07:47 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBIn this episode we discuss foot injuries, great films, and walks in the park. (This episode is sponsored by NoKidHungry.org -- Millions of kids face hunger all across the United States, in every community. With your help, we can change it.) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
432: Suck My Stamp
April 27, 2020 07:23 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MBIn this episode we discuss porn names, original artwork, and the GOAT state. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
431: Scam Girls
April 20, 2020 04:00 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MBIn this episode we discuss jealousy, iced coffee, and Middleditch and Schwartz coming to Netflix this week! For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
430: Dance Party
April 13, 2020 06:35 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBIn this episode we take a trip down memory lane and answer some old questions about travel, tinder, and kittens! For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
429: Quar-and-A Lightning Round
April 06, 2020 23:24 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MBIn this episode we discuss our favorite self-isolation outfits, hobbies, and TV shows. Thanks for your quarantine questions! For more IF I WERE YOU check out our bonus Thursday videos on our Patreon.com/JA. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
428: Masks and Bananas (w/Jeff and Pat!)
March 30, 2020 07:58 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBIn this episode we discuss our self-isolation woes, then call some old friends, Jeff Rubin and Pat Cassels, to see how they're doing. We may even get to a question at the end... For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
427: Quarantine Chat
March 23, 2020 07:14 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBWe are back with our microphones discussing the pros and cons of self-isolation, and our new schedule. Then we talk to a real-life doctor and ask her every question we have about COVID-19 (and phone sex, of course!) For more IF I WERE YOU check out Patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
426: Corona Calls (w/Geoff, Marty, & Ben Schwartz!)
March 16, 2020 08:12 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBIn this episode we call each other to discuss this crazy new world... then we call some friends and ask them how they're holding up. Stay safe and stay home, everybody! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
425: CoronaVirus
March 09, 2020 07:38 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MBIn this episode we discuss bees, headphones, and COVID-19. For more IF I WERE YOU, check out the bonus Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
424: Dead Eyes (w/Connor Ratliff!)
March 02, 2020 04:37 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MBFriend and fellow Headgum podcaster Connor Ratliff is in the studio discussing bowling, parents, and his new HG Original podcast "Dead Eyes!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus Patreon Sample
February 27, 2020 07:30 - 15 minutes - 14.2 MBThis is half of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon Episode of our show. You can listen to the rest, or watch 35 other full episodes over at Patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
423: Motion Sickness
February 24, 2020 07:10 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MBIn this episode we discuss OnlyFans, sea legs, and the perfect NYC date. For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus Thursday video episodes on our Patreon.com/JA! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
422: Worms (w/Rose McIver!)
February 17, 2020 03:02 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MBFriend and voice of Headgum Rose McIver is in the studio discussing salads, weddings, and MSN Messenger. For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus video Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
421: Thick Chicken (w/Geoff and Reilly!)
February 10, 2020 05:30 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBNewest Headgum podcasters Geoffrey James and Reilly Anspaugh are in the studio to discuss Twitter names, career advice, and eating food like an adult. And for more, check out Geoff and Reilly's new podcast Review Revue on Headgum! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
420: Road Hand (w/Ana Nicolich!)
February 03, 2020 05:58 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MBFriend and fellow Headgum podcaster Ana from Twinnovation joins us to discuss new dudes, old nudes, and using speakerphone in public. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
419: Stinky Penis
January 27, 2020 07:46 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBIn this episode we discuss terrible Tinder messages and the new slate of Headgum podcasts! And then we name a baby, of course. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA (Note: This was recorded before Kobe's passing. RIP!) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
418: Addiction
January 20, 2020 06:34 - 41 minutes - 38 MBIn this episode we discuss baby names, Foo Fighters, and how Jake's new diet is going. Fore more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
417: Hostel Love
January 13, 2020 06:38 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBIn this episode we discuss wedding speeches, popping videos, and the perfect text. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
416: Foot For Thought
January 07, 2020 04:33 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's surgery, Amir's new Twitter handle, and of course... poetry. For more IF I WERE YOU, you can watch over 25 bonus video Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
415: Hosting and Ghosting
December 30, 2019 02:21 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBIn this episode we discuss our new years resolutions, Jake's foot surgery, and the ideal texting rate. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for Bonus Thursday Video episodes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
414: Amir on NADDPod
December 23, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 98 MBSpecial Holiday episode this week -- it's Amir's debut on Jake's Dungeons and Dragons podcast. And no, you don't have to know anything about Dungeons and Dragons to enjoy the show! So... enjoy the show! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
413: Christmas Tree
December 16, 2019 06:00 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBIn this episode we discuss holiday drama, grooming tips, and the going rate for a 6 foot Douglas Fir. Listen to Amir's episode on Punch Up The Jam. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
412: Pissing in a Sink
December 09, 2019 07:26 - 39 minutes - 35.7 MBIn this episode we discuss the pros and cons of bath-houses as a means of relaxation, the trials and tribulations of growing your hair out, and lastly, whether or not you can drink your own pee pee. For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus video episodes on Patreon.com/JA. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
411: Sick Lightning Round
December 03, 2019 05:19 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MBIn this episode, we may have the common cold, but we answer as many questions as we can about our style, our burps, and our fourth favorite ice cream flavor. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
410: Airdrop Flirting
November 25, 2019 05:00 - 39 minutes - 35.7 MBIn this episode we discuss commitment issues, flirting on a subway, and office Crocs. For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus video Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
409: Secret Santa (w/Thomas Middleditch!)
November 18, 2019 05:26 - 51 minutes - 47 MBComedian, friend, and lover Thomas Middleditch is in the studio to discuss moving to Australia, the Super Flu, and the greatest gift of all: Sand. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
408: Cool Scar
November 11, 2019 04:30 - 41 minutes - 37.6 MBIn this episode we discuss gym crushes, flu shots, and the fastest growing cities in America. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus video Thursday episodes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
407: The Best Coffee
November 04, 2019 05:07 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBIn this episode we discuss flat whites, bathroom locks, and why breaking up is easy to do. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for weekly bonus video episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
406: Better Late Than Never
October 30, 2019 07:35 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBIn this special tardy edition of our show, we discuss where we've traveled, and why Jake almost couldn't make it there. Then we tackle a few Halloween questions. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
405: Dungeons and Dragons and Sex
October 21, 2019 04:35 - 41 minutes - 37.6 MBIn this episode Jake discusses checking in his luggage, and Amir discusses checking out his brain. Then we tackle the five second rule. For more IF I WERE YOU check out Bonus Thursday Video Episodes on our Patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.