Keys Bartender
759 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★ - 2 ratingsA podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender, Jim Horan. Self reflection can happen in strange places why not a Bar. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.
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Episode 182 The Vagina/Penis Monologues
June 21, 2019 02:15 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBToday Jim and Jenna go there! Yes, they are talking about private parts. We all treat ours differently and some get more use than others, but the one thing we can all agree on is that you should wash your junk regularly!
Episode 181 Don't Fish, Don't Boat
June 19, 2019 00:38 - 45 minutes - 42 MBJim and Jenna discuss the crazy questions that they get asked when people find out that they live in the Keys. People assume that everyone who lives here is an avid fisherman, boater or a diver, and that may not always be the case! Listen in to learn more than you ever wanted to know about living in the Florida Keys!
Episode 180 Male Enhancement
June 11, 2019 21:35 - 46 minutes - 42 MBJim and Jenna cover several important topics in today's episode. They are captivated by the news of the traffic jams on Mount Everest, which of course, brings to mind some really gross extremes people have to go thorough in those extreme conditions. Then we're on to discussing how we want to be buried, composted or otherwise disposed of after we are gone! Think about the carbon footprint! Jim confuses The Deerhunter with with Apocalypse Now. Of course, we get back around to male enhancement -...
Episode 179 Nice package! Got wood?
June 10, 2019 20:24 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MBJim and Jenna kick off the discussion trying to figure out who sent a random chocolate penis to her house. Then they move on to share some real asshole moves by the Memorial Day tourists - whatever you do, don't be THAT asshole!
Episode 178 Single White Male
May 28, 2019 22:57 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBJim begins with a tale of obsession we end up with cut rate dildos, butt plugs, etc.
Episode 177- Bouncing at 30,00 feet
May 21, 2019 23:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBJim and Jenna begin with thoughts about the similarities and dissimiliarities of challenges that Air Crews and Service Workers have on the Job..
Episode 176 Key Largo Comic
May 16, 2019 21:12 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MBSpecial episode with Steve a friend of Jim's and the owner of Key Largo. We attempt to get the verbose Elizabeth(wife) to speak.
Episode 175 Advice to Class of 2019
May 16, 2019 17:44 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBJoin Jim, Jenna, and Amber for advice from the Keys Bartender to the Class 2019. We delve into the abortion debate and learn the true definition of choad.
Episode 174- Keys Bartender Rescue
May 15, 2019 22:28 - 44 minutes - 40.4 MBJim,Jenna, and Tyler begin with a critique of the popular "reality" show. We ask how much clothes do men need to take off at the urinal.
Episode 173 Travel Day
May 07, 2019 21:26 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBA friend of the show Amber joins Jim and Jenna for some laughs. Jim explains how he behaves while he sits next to sober passengers.
Episode 172 The Apprentice Bartender
April 30, 2019 12:20 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBUnsolicited advice is given on what a person needs to know to bartend.
Episode 171 F-ing Quitter
April 25, 2019 12:06 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MBWe are joined by local listener who tells us how guinea pig got washed by a feminine hygiene product. Jim gives tips on quitting smoking and drinking while enjoying a beer.
Episode 170 Disney, the Great and Powerful
April 23, 2019 22:17 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBWe discuss Tyler's trip to Disney and go off the rails from there.
Episode 169 Pinky up the Butt
April 18, 2019 18:38 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBWe touch upon taboo subjects such as Butt Play, 1 to 10 scale on sexuality, and we play a little of "Have you ever?"
Episode 168 Accidental Hate Tattoo
April 16, 2019 22:46 - 45 minutes - 42 MBJim almost gets a hate symbol tattooed by mistake. We discuss the worst pick up line ever.
Episode 167 Up to My Tits
April 11, 2019 23:10 - 50 minutes - 45.8 MBA dog uses a dildo as a chew toy,Jim tells an old joke. Jenna has a windfall of booze.
Episode 166 South of Heaven Tattoo
April 11, 2019 19:24 - 1 hour - 65.3 MBJim and Tyler get tattoos at the premier parlor in South Florida, South of Heaven in Key Largo. Father, Brandon and son, Anthony tell us about the industry. The interview wraps with Jim getting his first tattoo after narrowly avoiding getting the worst tattoo imaginable.
Episode 165 Just Saying
April 09, 2019 23:02 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBJim and Jenna discuss weird things said and Jenna's hubby becomes Jim's co-worker.
Episode 164 Belle of the Balls
April 03, 2019 00:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBWe discuss the culture of giving ungrounded confidence to children. Jim explains to us why he thinks his liver is not ready for his long trip to Poland.
Episode 163 Suicidal Chicken
April 02, 2019 23:02 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBJim tells Jenna his strategic thinking when it comes to chickens in the middle of a busy road. A regular bares his soul or at least his ass to Jim and a coworker.
Episode 162 F-ing Electric Cars
March 29, 2019 13:10 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBJim, Jenna and Tyler begin with the curious history of Everglades City. Then Jim mentions out of nowhere Electric Cars, there is push back from Jenna and Tyler. This episode contains a prediction 5 years from now. This episode needs to be reviewed in March 2024 hopefully there will be hoverboards.
Episode 161 Rehash of 2 Years
March 26, 2019 18:26 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBJim reviews the beginning of the podcast, the evolution, and where we are now.
Episode 160 Dave and Busted
March 21, 2019 20:16 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MBJim and Jenna talk about the horrible exchange rate at the family enertainment. Taylor Swift falls prey to one of the near Keys finest criminals and we remember Charles F. DuPont
Episode 159 Psst...I want to Show you something!
March 20, 2019 23:03 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBJim and Jenna talk about the creepers, texting during dates, someone who wants a to return half a drink and more.
Episode 158 What Did You Say?
March 14, 2019 11:19 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBJim and Jenna discuss the various accents we run into of our Keys guest. Backed up with a graph Jim proposes his theory that online booking has changed travel habits. We end with the bizarre story of German Emigre Karl Tanzler's obsession with a beautiful Cuban-American woman back in 1930s Key West. Special guest tonight are Papa Joe, Damon, and Tyler.
Episode 157 My Big Ball of Destiny
March 12, 2019 23:14 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MBJim starts by himself and Jenna are joined by Damon, Tyler, and Papa Joe. We discuss the current college admission scandal. Jim's martini rule is questioned and we trash talk litterbugs.
Episode 156 I Want a Big One
March 08, 2019 00:16 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBJim and Jenna are joined by Damon and Tyler. A discussion begins with customers obsession with size. We touch upon Alexa's chat function's intelligence, silly questions, time-share condos, a friend of Jeffrey Dahlmer interest in overalls, and wrap-up with the gangs of the Florida Keys.
Episode 155 Hickory Dickory Douche
March 06, 2019 00:45 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBJim is confronts his left-right confusion. Jenna's co-worker in deep shit after a sewage main break. Damon and Tyler join in discussion about keeping the homeless happy.
Episode 154 Freaks Come Out at Night
February 28, 2019 17:38 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBJim and Jenna talk about two stange late night guests. Then are joined by Damon where discussion works around to Jim's grooming regimen.
Episode 153 Gargoyle
February 26, 2019 23:58 - 48 minutes - 43.9 MBJim and Jenna talk about closing time customers with an update on Amado Guere, the materbating walker who was impatient.
Episode 152 Modium Cheese
February 26, 2019 18:01 - 1 hour - 81 MBJim is Joined by Joel, Jack, and Arthur discussing the stereotypes of vocations, favorite lubricants, whether Joel is a time traveller, and Modium Cheese
Episode 151 Joel and Jack
February 21, 2019 18:16 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBJim is hanging out with 2 seasonal residents Joel and Jack at Vacation home. Joel is a retired Psychologist and Avant-garde musician. Jack a still working Dentist and Air Force veteran that provides his services to low income families. Both are funny guys.
Episode 150 Defective Rumba
February 21, 2019 14:30 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBJim, Jenna, and Tyler review the skills necessary to walk and pleasure yourself. Some people are not as smart as mice in a simple maze.
Episode 149 Mandy's Hat
February 19, 2019 23:58 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBWe discuss a horrible wardrobe decision and politics not mixing. A new trick is learned by Jim to be used sparingly. An impatient young man shows off his multitasking skills.
Episode 148 - Messing with Gloria
February 13, 2019 14:14 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBThe subject of ED Medication pops up somehow and Jenna tells Jim how she tortures her Mother, Gloria, with gifts.
Episode 147 Mr./Ms.Sogyny
February 13, 2019 00:05 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBJim and Jenna cover Jim's misogynistic tendencies, Pat McGeehan's comments, and more.
Episode 146 Advice for the Lovelorn
February 09, 2019 18:45 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBJenna shares a horrendous work incident with us. The Keys Bartender gives advice to people looking for love in all the wrong places and then begs for good reviews.
Episode 145 My F-ing Valentine
February 08, 2019 00:03 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBJim and Jenna discuss Valentine Day history, experiences, and some facts. The Keys Bartender gives the guys out there some advice about how to treat their objets d'amour.
Episode 144 - A Tisket, a Casket
February 06, 2019 21:47 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBJim narrowly escapes being crushed under a truck carrying coffins and we get more news from the Keys.
Episode 143 - Beer Connoisuer
January 30, 2019 21:58 - 48 minutes - 44.2 MBJim and Bill speak with Friends Martha and Dan from Connecticut. We send our best wishes to everyone going through the Polar Vortex event up North.
Episode 142 Baby Bar Etiquette
January 30, 2019 00:41 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MBJim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss babies/children in bars and assholes we worked with. There is mention of the search for the infamous Skateboarder "Moby Douche". We learn I am 1/200 Eskimo but only know 1word for snow.
Episode - 141 Chickenpocalypse
January 23, 2019 22:00 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBJim, Luke and Bill share or feelings about celestial events.
Episode 140 Moby Douche
January 18, 2019 00:02 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBJim and Jenna discuss a classic applicable to our modern life.
Episode 139 - Liver Dance
January 16, 2019 21:50 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBEpisode 138 Strange Brew
January 10, 2019 23:55 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBJim and Jenna talk about drinks, foods, and strange dining habits.
Episode 137 - Inverness
January 09, 2019 21:46 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBEpisode 136 - Well Hung Over
January 02, 2019 21:44 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MBWe talk about New Year's Eve and some friends from out of town .