Keys Bartender
759 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★ - 2 ratingsA podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender, Jim Horan. Self reflection can happen in strange places why not a Bar. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.
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Episodes
Episode 337 Heather and Trish from McGeehan's
October 23, 2020 16:15 - 18 minutes - 16.7 MBEpisode 336 Time
October 22, 2020 16:04 - 38 minutes - 35.5 MBThe hardest concept to grasp for some people is Time.
Episode 335 Let the Gladiating Begin
October 20, 2020 18:38 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBDemocracy in action from the Florida Keys, Jim goes out to vote.
Episode 334 -Guess what no Guest
October 15, 2020 14:17 - 36 minutes - 33.1 MBJim goes on about the quest for guest. The ups and downs of being a guest or interviewing them is not easy. Social media has changed what we reveal to people making a private life more difficult.
Episode 333 Centipede
October 13, 2020 18:33 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBJim comes home to a giant centipede attacking his family. We hear about some of the animals that live in the Keys. We also say hello to listeners from all over and a friend sister who listens in Ohio.
Episode 332- WHY?
October 08, 2020 15:03 - 49 minutes - 45 MBJim asks why we have these questions that should be settled by science, reasoning and simple math.
Episode 331 Make America a Shit Show!
October 01, 2020 18:37 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBPapa Joe joins Jim and of course we discuss the biggest topic this week. The future president tries to debate a giant talking pumpkin the results are not pretty. Well it's time to stand back and stand back if you support the giant talking pumpkin. Lastly Jim is getting a new couch, yeah bitches!
Episode 330 Medical Mystery Tour!
September 29, 2020 19:11 - 1 hour - 58 MBJim discusses with Papa Joe his journey to have a tumor removed. We learn that staying in shape is easier than getting in shape.
Episode 329 - Customer Service Fail
September 22, 2020 18:54 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBWell we had a shark attack, someone dies while snorkeling, and tourists are still coming down. Papa Joe tells us about a reservation that totally misses the mark. Jim tells us about his upcoming surgery. Finally we learn how to properly slit a throat.
Episode 328 Change is Inevitable
September 18, 2020 15:27 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBMemories of a High School reunion causes Jim to reflect on how people and things do change. This turns into a reflection on how we view the world.
Episode 327 Poplahoma!!
September 17, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB"Priests and nuns and popes better scurry when I'm out with the Surrey with the fringe on top" Jim tells Joe about a pleasant attitude adjustment after an unfortunate encounter with a mask-hole. They discuss rewrites for classic musicals and how some people only get half the story.
Episode 327 Popelahoma!!
September 17, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB"Priests and nuns and popes better scurry when I'm out with the Surrey with the fringe on top" Jim tells Joe about a pleasant attitude adjustment after an unfortunate encounter with a mask-hole. They discuss rewrites for classic musicals and how some people only get half the story.
Episode 327 Nuns and Priest and Popes Better Scurry
September 17, 2020 17:59 - 10 seconds - 144 KBJim's attitude is turned around by some visitors to the Bar, Papa Joe critiques Jim's plan to rewrite classic musical. If listening live call in (407) 392-4563 or for international listeners live: 9c284bc8976a542b #apple
Episode 326- F*ck your Couch, I'm Rick James!
September 15, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBJim and Papa Joe give you a Keys update. Jim buys a new couch and of course he has to share his experience. Weird concepts for tv shows are not a new phenomena. Call in when live (407) 392-4563 or send questions or comments to [email protected].
Episode 325 Ghost Sex and Working From Home
September 10, 2020 16:40 - 25 minutes - 23.1 MBThese two subjects have little to do with each other except you don't want to be caught having Ghost Sex at work. Probably be a good idea not to be caught having ghost sex at all, eapecially by a ghost you are in a relationship with.
Episode 324- No Line, No Wait, No Shit
September 09, 2020 18:51 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MBEpisode 323 Ghost Town
September 08, 2020 19:20 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBLee Sharp and Jim talk about the end of tourist. Live shows are not making the impact Jim expected and the future does not look bright for AM Radio.
Episode 322 DISCIPLINE!!!
September 03, 2020 21:56 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MB(407) 392-4563 We talk about another NETFLIX show "Cobra Kai"
Episode 321 The Interview
September 01, 2020 22:59 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBJim and Papa Joe discuss technology for old people, interview tips, how to talk to a racist and we cheat with first call in.
Episode 320- WTF SEARS!
August 27, 2020 21:59 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBWhy didn't Sears become Amazon?My step-mother would be worth millions right now. Is there a life lesson, a great story or something else? The bar discussion continues....
Episode 319- Yes, I Love Technology
August 25, 2020 17:03 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBJim opens with a song from "Napoleon Dynamite" to highlight his technological issues. An unusual request causes Jim to delve into conspiracies once again.
Episode 318 A Busman's Holiday
August 19, 2020 16:43 - 26 minutes - 23.9 MBJim takes his family to Naples, thats Florida not Italy. A shout out to a great Server , Scott from the Italian Noodle and Sushi Bar in Naples. Boy, there are tons of old people down here and I'm getting up there so that is saying alot.
Episode 317 Creepy Internet Guy
August 15, 2020 19:01 - 31 minutes - 29 MBOnline meal plans, catfishing women/men, and late customers are topics today. Jim engages an anonymous chat guest during the show who asked if a picture of an older man holding cat and an Uzi was him. Thank you for listening Helsinki, Bucharest, Dublin, Oslo, Mt. Sinai NY. To answer the chat question yes I have seen "Mars Attacks" when the show ends so does my access to the chat app. P.S. I replaced the picture with a current one of myself so there is less confusion.
Episode 316 - Do You Want that Gift Wrapped
August 13, 2020 16:44 - 38 minutes - 34.8 MBJim wonders why bargaining would occur if something is free. Its good just take it and don't ask for delivery. What is up with Helsinki and Bucharest? Are they hard up for content.
Episode 315 Sorry Jesus!
August 11, 2020 16:59 - 1 hour - 62 MBLive Call-in (407) 392-4563 We catch up with Papa Joe.
Episode 314 Things Change
August 07, 2020 16:59 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MBWe hear "can't wait till it gets back to normal". Really is that what you want, normal? Yeah we miss things that are no longer feasible but is not change the basis for life. I've gotten older, sober, and in some ways wiser. Should we embrace change, make the most of it by trying to do things better, more efficiently, and sustainably, Sometimes we only change when we are forced to. Live call in (407)392-4563
Episode 313 - Lucky 13
August 06, 2020 18:06 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MBIt is hot as Hell in Florida and people are still visting the Keys. Depending on how you look at it, good and bad. Call in live (407)392-4563, prankers welcome.
Episode 312 Creepy Old Man
August 04, 2020 16:59 - 40 minutes - 36.9 MBWhat is the line between being able to relate to younger women and being a creepy old man? What is the "star Power" of the celebrities who support Trump?
Episode 311 - Reform Modernist Amish
August 02, 2020 18:36 - 37 minutes - 34.8 MBEpisode 310- Baby it's Hot Outside!
July 29, 2020 15:44 - 41 minutes - 38 MBAir conditioning allows humans to make more bad decisions.
Episode 309- You Amish Hippie, Bastard!
July 29, 2020 14:30 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MBCall in show with no callers, (407)392-4563 call with questions but no comments or comment with no questions, simple enough. Foreigners welcome and even encouraged. Cursing the host in your native tongue(excluding English) will give you a leg up on the competition.
Episode 308 Stretch pants are not flattering for everyone.
July 23, 2020 16:01 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBLive show call in number (407) 392-4563
Episode 307 Profiles Of Discourage-BOCC7/21/20
July 21, 2020 15:46 - 30 minutes - 28 MBJim recounts a Zoom Meeting by the Monroe County, Florida Board of County Commissioners. Political theater at it's best, we see elected officials not doing all to insure the health and well being of their constituents.
Episode 306 A Safari Outfit
July 15, 2020 15:08 - 27 minutes - 25.5 MBEpisode 305 Normal???
July 15, 2020 13:52 - 1 hour - 60 MBThe Florida Keys are busy still even with the explosion of new cases in the State. There are power outages, surgeries being cancelled, and horny people wanting to hook-up but Jim seems to think it is all bad.
Episode 304 You're Not the Boss of Me
July 07, 2020 14:15 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBWell it's Florida just behaving like Florida again. Jim recounts the doings in the Keys and elsewhere this past 4th of July.
Episode 303- A Seminal Event
July 02, 2020 14:47 - 35 minutes - 32.8 MBEpisode 302 The Worst Idea Ever
June 30, 2020 22:59 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MBJim and Steve(Key Largo Comics) talk about the slow approaching disaster which is the July 4th weekend in the Keys. Yes, Florida is moving ahead without a statewide mask mandate. Hilarity insues as a bumbling governor takes his cues from the orange oompa loompa in D.C. and sees no need to ask people to cover up.
Episode 301Evil Math- What we can Learn From Jaws
June 27, 2020 14:52 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MBDisclaimer - this episode originates on the time of airing from a rumor, if true the disclaimer will be removed.
Keys Bartender 300th Episode - No Big Deal or is It?
June 25, 2020 16:39 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MBYes it the 300th Episode give or take some special episodes. Jim decides to go live for this episode.
Episode 299 -Mr. Sippy Cup
June 24, 2020 16:31 - 40 minutes - 36.8 MBEpisode 298 - Its Florida, Stupid
June 23, 2020 16:04 - 34 minutes - 31.7 MBWell Florida is #1 for a change. Yes we have the most new cases of Covid-19, take that Andrew Cuomo! It is easy coming up with conspiracy theories. We say hello to old and new friends. Shout outs to The Foundation Bar in Milwaukee and to Ralph and Ava's Public House in Moorestown, IN.
Episode 297 A Whole Bunch Of Weirdos
June 18, 2020 21:59 - 40 minutes - 36.8 MBEpisode 296 Wear a face-mask in the Keys
June 18, 2020 18:50 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MBPapa Joe and Jim discuss the ruling by Monroe County to require the wearing of Masks in the Florida Keys. Some people view the requirement as an infringement on their rights but they also view a ban on open carry AK-47s as an infringement. Jim sends a shout out to Carol and Charles to listeners from Milwaukee who came by for a visit. Joe does'nt like chick flicks.
Episode 295 Keys Bartender
June 16, 2020 20:00 - 28 minutes - 26 MBEpisode 294 Keys Bartender- Confusion Say
June 11, 2020 22:04 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBJim and Steve share stories about the phased reopening of the Florida Keys. A woman blurts out a disjointed bigotry before coming back to the restaurant and throwing a shot fit, brilliant.
Episode 293 Magical Mystery Mass (Life without Insurance)
June 10, 2020 13:55 - 34 minutes - 31.7 MBJim gives a hopefully brief description of his ongoing journey through the healthcare world to get a tumor removed. When you mix denial with a lack of health insurance there is sure to be some laughs.
Episode 292 Masking your Feelings
June 04, 2020 22:30 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBJim and Steve ruminate on the the opening of the Keys to tourism. Do people really want to go back to their shitty jobs, are they afraid, or are they just lazy? How do strippers support themselves when the clubs are closed?
Episode 291 The Keys Open
June 03, 2020 14:39 - 33 minutes - 30.2 MBEpisode 290 Nice Mask, Your Balls are Showing
May 29, 2020 15:30 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MBSeveral days before opening the Florida Keys to the Mainland addresses the wearing of masks. Whether it be etiquette, safety, or politics here are my thoughts, for what they are worth.