Keys Bartender

Live Episode Covid-19(sung like Come on Eileen) St. Patrick's Day

Live show with jim, Papa Joe , and Jenna.

March 16 We Are Still Open- Florida Keys Bartender

244: What's in a Number?

Jim starts out solo while he waits for Jenna to show up and recaps the original intent for creating the podcast. When Jenna shows up Jim explains how the show has changed from its early episodes. Some of the big shows are recapped especially the biggest Irma shows with the under count of fatalities conspiracy claim being the primary one. 

Episode 245 You Want to Get Arrested

It's Doggie playdate day at the Kelley Tiki Bar, Jim brings his dog Roxie to play with Hoagie. Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss the Satellite Dish around Jen and Tyler's dog, Hoagie's Head and will it make his hearing even more acute. Why do people think coming to the Florida Keys and expect to remain at bay from the Law? We delve into another instance of a person behaving like an obnoxious asshole in a group exercise class and how it affects all their behaviors.

243: You Want to Get Arrested

It's Doggie playdate day at the Kelley Tiki Bar, Jim brings his dog Roxie to play with Hoagie. Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss the Satellite  Dish around Jen and Tyler's dog, Hoagie's Head and will it make his hearing even more acute. Why do people think coming to the Florida Keys and expect to remain at bay from the Law? We delve into another instance of a person behaving like an obnoxious asshole in a group exercise class and how it affects all their behaviors.

Love in the Age of Covid 19

Live solo show- Jim has self quarantined himself from the rest of humanity in a Tree House in Key Largo. Not because he is sick but to avoid the mass hysteria. We talk to the lovely, intelligent and talented Jen Friel creator of the blog Talk Nerdy to Me Lover. She is working/directing on the Pilot based on her blog that will sir later this year. She was a student of Jim's Soon Class a while back. You can follow her on Instagram #talknerdytomelover or on Facebook Jen Friel. NOTE(If you like ...

Episode 244 Respect the Boundaries

Jim recounts a violation of boundaries by an acquaintance to his friends/ guest psychologist, Gabby, and Joel. In response to the share Joel, through parody, quickly diverts the conversation to body objectification by men of woman. The conversation continues into the acceptable forms of social interaction between the sexes while a new sound effect is introduced. Joel asks Jim his opinion of musical creation he sent to him in a very large file besides the uniqueness of the music we are left t...

242: Respect the Boundaries

Jim recounts a violation of boundaries by an acquaintance to his friends/ guest  psychologist, Gabby, and Joel. In response to the share Joel, through parody, quickly diverts the conversation to body objectification by men of woman.  The conversation continues into the acceptable forms of social interaction between the sexes while a new sound effect is introduced. Joel asks Jim his opinion of musical creation he sent to him in a very large file besides the uniqueness of the music we are left...

Episode 243 F*&% SNL

Jim, Jenna, Tyler welcome Papa Joe from his whirlwind trip to Pittsburgh and the exotic locale of Dothan Alabama. Jim goes on a tirade against the writers and producers of SNL due to their open disdain for the Podcast Medium. Even though Jim is still a fan of the show he is able to simultaneously appreciate its comedic value while abhorring their ridicule for his entertainment expression. After the ranting, the gang discusses psychological disorders. Time gets away from Jim during the first h...

241: F&*% SNL

Jim, Jenna, Tyler welcome Papa Joe from his whirlwind trip to Pittsburgh and the exotic locale of Dothan Alabama. Jim goes on a tirade against the writers and producers of SNL due to their open disdain for the Podcast Medium. Even though Jim is still a fan of the show he is able to simultaneously appreciate its comedic value while abhorring their ridicule for his entertainment expression. After the ranting, the gang discusses psychological disorders. Time gets away from Jim during the first ...

Episode 242 Delusions of Elevated Mediocrity

Jim sits down with 2 friends, Joel and Gabby, husband and wife. Since they are retired psychologists Jim attempts to procure free analysis. While Jim tries to lure the couple into giving a professional opinions on his mental condition he only manages to get generalized opinions on analysis. Joel and Gabby succeed in remaining true to their profession and refuse to analyze their friend. Jim comes up with a new disorder.

240: Delusions of Elevated Mediocrity

Jim sits down with 2 friends, Joel and Gabby, husband and wife. Since they are retired psychologists Jim attempts to procure free analysis. While Jim tries to lure the couple into giving a professional opinions on his mental condition he only manages to get generalized opinions on analysis. Joel and Gabby succeed in remaining true to their profession and refuse to analyze their friend.  Jim comes up  with a new disorder.

Episode 241 Nuts Always Look Old

In true Key's fashion Tyler explains why he needs a beer delivery while towing a large dock. Jim tries to explains why he would'nt put a gerbil up his and its not because he is homophobic. We discuss male and female grooming habits and the progression of them. Jim gives his grooming habits and gives advice to men.

239: Nuts Always Look Old

In true Key's fashion Tyler explains why he needs a beer delivery while towing a large dock. Jim tries to explain why he wouldn't put a gerbil up his and it's not because he is homophobic. We discuss male and female grooming habits and the progression of them. Jim gives his grooming habits and gives advice to men.

Episode 240 Culturally Insensitive

Jenna and Jim are amazed by acts of racial/cultural insensitivity in our time. We delve into a recent celebrity death and a certain person's adverse reaction. The Coronavirus pandemic arises, we dispute the blame game, as usual, we don't handle it well.

238: Culturally Insensitive

Jenna and Jim are amazed by acts of racial/cultural insensitivity in our time. We delve into a recent celebrity death and a certain persons adverse reaction. The Coronavirus pandemic  arises, we dispute the blame game as usual we don't handle it well. 

Episode 239 The Vulgarians

Jim is back with Jack and Joel expecting a higher level of content we are once again disappointed. How long does it take a person to expose themselves at the Caribbean Club before being tossed out? Jim tells how someone he once knew would get other guys to get a close look at his penis using subterfuge. Jack is shocked by anal intoxication stories. Joel tells a joke about a man and a gerbil.

237: The Vulgarians

Jim is back with Jack and Joel expecting a higher level of content we are once again disappointed. How long does it take a person to expose themselves at the Caribbean Club before being tossed out? Jim tells how someone he once knew would get other guys to get a close look at his penis using subterfuge. Jack is shocked by anal intoxication stories.  Joel tells a joke about a man and a gerbil. 

Episode 238 Laugh Track

Jim and Jenna listen to a Doctors unique laugh which Jim intends to use as a laugh track. We cover low talkers and how they don't work in crowded noisy environs. Jenna has a radio station in 101.3 KDWB Minneapolis that wants a podcast to hook up with and of course we are sluts so... Jim has an idea for a new trivia game show on a floating Tiki Bar on Crocidile Lake. We ask the question how Sasha Baron Cohen could ever be offended.

236: Laugh Track

Jim and Jenna listen to a Doctors unique laugh which Jim intends to use as a laugh track. We cover low talkers and how they don't work in crowded noisy environs. Jenna has a radio station in 101.3 KDWB Minneapolis that wants a podcast to hook up with and of course we are sluts so... Jim has an idea for a new trivia game show on a floating Tiki Bar on Crocidile Lake. We ask the question how Sasha Baron Cohen could ever be offended.

237: A Sticky Situation

Jim, Jenna, Tyler, and Andy(Adam)delve into a show from the 90s called Married at first sight. Jim does another walk down memory lane with his dating history. Our history with porno is brought and we reflect on how technology has changed our consumption of Porno. Jim runs down the top 5 substitute magazines when adult magazines were not available. Tyler brings out his old porn collection and it's really sticky.

Live for F-ing Gloria's Birthday

235: A Sticky Situation

Jim, Jenna, Tyler, and Andy(Adam)delve into a show from the 90s called Married at first sight. Jim does another walk down memory lane with his dating history. Our history with porno is brought and we reflect on how technology has changed our consumption of Porno. Jim runs down the top 5 substitute magazines when adult magazines were not available. Tyler brings out his old porn collection and it's really sticky.

Episode 236 Breaking up is Hard to Do (In a Small Town)

Jim, Jenna, Tyler, and Andy we get into breaking up and dealing with exes in a small town. What are the rules for breaking up and who keeps what friends? The subject of Bric a Brac is brought up, when is collecting assorted crap considered hoarding.

234: Breaking up is Hard to Do (In a Small Town)

Jim, Jenna, Tyler, and Andy we get into breaking up and dealing with exes in a small town. What are the rules for breaking up and who keeps what friends? The subject of Bric a Brac is brought up when is collecting  assorted crap considered hoarding.

Super Bowl LIV Party in Key Largo

We are live from Key Largo prior to Super Bowl LIV.

Episode 235 Everything is the Same but Different

Jim hangs out with Joel, a Psychologist and Jack, a Dentist at the Moonbay Condominiums in Key Largo. Joel introduced a subject prior to recording that he would like to turn into a book. Jim suggests that the subject may be to broad- Everything is the same on one level yet different on another level. With the subject given to Jim beforehand he submits his preliminary findings. The discussion begins and the listener is left to wonder what the f is going on.

233: Everything is the Same and Different

Jim hangs out with Joel, a Psychologist and Jack, a Dentist at the Moonbay Condominiums in Key Largo. Joel introduced a subject prior to recording that he would like to turn into a book. Jim suggests that the subject maybe to broad- Everything is the same on one level yet different on another level. With the subject given to Jim before hand he submits his preliminary findings. The discussion begins and the listener is left to wonder what the f is going on.  

Episode 234: We Buy Our Tickets to Hell

Jim, Papa Joe, Jenna, and Andy - we begin with weed edibles. Andy shares his experiences with online dating. There is discussion about the irrational tendency of your state of being being affected by the outcome of a sporting event. Jim goes into detail about a movie and how it parodies the creation of religion. We see why they are all going straight to hell.

232: We Buy Our Tickets to Hell

Jim, Papa Joe, Jenna, and Andy - we begin with weed edibles.  Andy shares his experiences with online dating. There is discussion about the irrational tendency of your state of being being affected by the outcome of a sporting event.  Jim  goes into detail about  a movie and how it parodies the creation of religion. We see why they are all going straight to hell.

Episode 233 Where's All the Gold

Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss how "Hell Week" hasn't been that busy for Keys and the reasons for the drop in volume. They discuss the health of the reef, the efforts going in to protect and restore the reef. Jim runs into difficulty describing the abuse of the local natural resources without insulting a specific cultural demographic. The gang gets into Keys History , Treasury Hunting, and novels set in the Keys. Why are there no stories about Vampires in the tropics and can you drink blood ou...

231: Where's All the Gold?

Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss how "Hell Week" hasn't been that busy for Keys and the reasons for the drop in volume. They discuss the health of the reef, the efforts going in to protect and restore the reef. Jim runs into difficulty describing the abuse of the abuse of the local natural resources without insulting a specific cultural demographic. The gang gets into Keys History, Treasury Hunting, and novels set in the Keys. Why are there no stories about Vampires in the tropics and can you d...

Episode 232 We are in 2020

Jim and Jenna discuss the strong attachment Jim has with his dog, Roxie. Jenna gives a warning when it comes to signing legal documents with the year abbreviated. Jim goes into detail about the multiple small businesses he created and how he was called into to perform a Wedding Ceremony for vacationing British couple early in the New Year. Jim recounts a dream where within the dream he recounts a real story that actually happened. Jenna looks out for a new older salesman.

230: We are in 2020

Jim and Jenna discuss the strong attachment Jim has with his dog, Roxie. Jenna gives a warning when it comes to signing legal documents with the year abbreviated. Jim goes into detail about the multiple small businesses he created and how he was called into to perform a Wedding Ceremony for vacationing British couple early in the New Year. Jim recounts a dream where within the dream he recounts a real story that actually happened. Jenna looks out for a new older salesman. 

New Years Eve - Live Show

Jim, Papa Joe, Tyler are joined by Jenna's brother Matt. We wrap up 2019

Epsode 231 It's The Future, Stupid

Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss how technology is beyond the grasp of some people. Jim tries to explain to a woman what a podcast is and how you can listen to it.

Episode 230 A Message To Our Younger Selves

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the advice we would have given our younger selves

Live - Key Largo Kristmas 2019

Episode 229 Thats me in the Porno

Jim, Papa Joe, and Josh are joined by Melissa the lead singer of Cultivation Reggae. Josh sings his satirical rework of an R.E.M. hit. We discuss the difficulties of the music business. We get into an uncomfortable conversation about race with Melissa. Jim uses the power of mute button to control a co-host and we can see the increase in the signs of intoxication in them.

Episode 229 That's Me in the Porno

Jim, Papa Joe, and Josh are joined by Melissa the lead singer of Cultivation Reggae. Josh sings his satirical rework of an R.E.M. hit. We discuss the difficulties of the music business. We get into an uncomfortable conversation about race with Melissa. Jim uses the power of mute button to control a co-host and we can see the increase in the signs of intoxication in them.

Episode 228 Assorted Douchebaggery

Jim, Papa Joe, and Josh have a rocky start with some inappropriate humor. Josh buys a t-shirt to piss a djt supporter. A discussion about the HBO series The Watchmen leads in order: theories about judicial reform, the brutality of warfare, the proper use of lethal force in the home, getting lost while drunk, rolling monks, people that believe they can survive on the sun and air alone.

Live Show- Back to the Future

Jim Jenna, and Joe reference a show that will not air for 2 weeks. We use foreknowledg to criticize our younger selfs

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Episode 227 Mr. Drunky Pants

Jenna , Jim and Papa Joe open with less than hurtful name calling move on quickly to corny jokes. Why did the screaming woman and the bored cat meme blow up, why do some go viral and others just fizzle out.

Live- F-ed up Xmas

Episode 226 Russian Hitman

Jim and Papa Joe are joined by a fellow bartender, Josh. They open with a whale's vagina, Jim's Passport photo looks like a Russian Hitman. A customer brings his own pen to sign a credit receipt only after he leaves do we learn what he was up to. What if Jeffrey Dahmer was a guest on a podcast?

Episode 225 The C-Word

Jenna brings up a young woman's dramatic misspelling on a birthday cake. The British use this word all the time but Americans use it sparingly. See You Next Tuesday shows up in the gang's conversation and they seem to love the word. Jim thinks his superpower is- getting the big picture. Sea level rise comes up. We dive into what makes words taboo with the 7 dirty words. We learn that Jenna's f-ing Gloria was Belly Dancer. Jim likes to make shit up to make the day go by.

Live Show -The WTF Parrot

In this extra long Episode Jim, Jenna, Papa Joe and Andy cover deep issues. Those would be public masterbation, if women can pee their names in snow, cursing parrots among other things. Jim talks appearance on the WTF Florida Podcast with John Kirby. Here is the link to the show WTF Florida. https://open.spotify.com/show/6uDc2sjtb3WMSnn6vaK8eH?si=4045AQQfSsuFV8SkKyMXHA

Live Show: We are Back

Episode 224 Horny Affirmations

Jim shares some of the sex drive affirmations with Papa Joe and Jenna. A discussion of the rise of Memes in Pop Culture breaks down to a political symposium. The technological advancements of the beginnings of the Internet Porn are seen as magical. Jim is shocked by the information that something very large can be shoved up a man's pee hole. It's not that people would do it, of course, someone would, but that it can be done.