Keys Bartender

Episode 40 Jury Duty

Jury Duty Show , we talk about civic responsibility.

Episode 39 The Bar Exorcist

Jim. Bill, Luke discuss hard to please and remove customers, JIm has a bright idea. We find Luke is against bestiality unless sheep are involved.

Episode 38 Jim, Bill, and Luke's Happy 2018

We talk about how Keys People are terrified of temperatures under 70 degrees, what drugs Luke has taken, and bad experiences with Liquor. There is a little discussion of nut punching.

Episode 37 What's up With Luke

Jim attempts to stay on topic, our Christmas experiences, a found Cialis prescription, and some people trying to put something up Luke's ass. Some special announcements are made.

Merry Keysie Christmas Eve Part 1

Episode 36- The Xmas Show

Episode 35 Tropical Xmas Balls

Bill and I are joined by longtime Keys Promotional Maven Mary Jo with the "Reef Roamer". We talk about the Keys, Xmas in the Keys, where tog in the Keys and not to put Menthol Gold Balm Medicated on your Balls.

Entropia Universe- I have'nt a clue

Speaking with my friend about his online gaming Entropia Universe.

Episode 34 Cell Phone Cameras!

We discuss the loss of privacy and sense of propriety with the widespread use of cell cameras. Sean the Bartender brings over a shot called "Grandma's Dirty Butthole". We a cover of my dating rules.

Episode 33 HillBilly Snob

Bill, Luke and I talk about Hillbilly snobs, other types of snobs, who looks like a killer, the sexual harassment dead pool, and old guy wisdom. Luke says some nasty stuff about his balls.

Episode 32- Matt Lauer!

More ongoing sexual harassment issues. Who's next kermit?

Episode 31 Chickens!

Jim is talking about weird animals and strange events in Key Largo with Bill, Luke, Henry, and Victoria. There are some strange chickens, the Lady who had her teeth stolen, Danny-"Its gonna be a hhhooooot summer."

Episode 30 -If I had a nickle forevery....

Bill, Luke, Henry and Jim discuss silly as shit sayings , the differences from people from MIami and the Keys, and some Urban Dictionary.

Episode 29 No Sir , I will not hold the pickle!

We discuss sexual harassment with our Guests Alisha B. Goode and Cheryl Holt.

Episode 28 Lost in the Keys

Episode 27 Pit Stop Party the Caribbean Club

Jim, Bill, and Captain Josh at the Caribbean Club for the Pit Stop Party for the Annual Meeting of the Minds- Parrot Heads travelling to Key West

Episode 26 Troubling Behavior

Open up with the HBO show "The Deuce". We focus on the 3 classes of difficult customers we come in contact with, definitions, personalities, nature vs. nurture, etc. Bill and Luke pull string dolls featured.

Episode 25 Anger Management-License to Chill

Jim tells a story about his favorite bar in Philly- McGeehans. Bill, Luke, and Jim discuss workplace aggression, films made in the Keys, and Bond girl names.

Episode 24 Knifey Crab

We speak to Laura Lieteart the Principal of Key Largo School and Realtor Susan Recarey from Marrvelous Pet Rescue. We learn about aggressive land crabs and all the disgusting references to Cincinatti,

Episode 23 Bit, Byte, Bite!

Bill, Luke, and Jim talk about ongoing Irma Disaster Relief, Technological Innovation and later on joined by Henry Menendez and Cheryl Holt to discuss some definitions in the Urban Dictionary. If you would like to aid families displaced by Hurricane Irma please goto www.keylargorotary.org

Episode 22 Resilience and the Evaculation

Billy, Luke, Renee and I address ongoing recovery in the Keys and how we are ready for business. We take some cues from the Urban Dictionary, Luke goes blue free association tear.

Episode 21 More Irma Recovery in the Keys

Billy, Luke, and I speak to a contractor Jesus Garcia and Barbara for Pirates on the Water.

Episode 20 Irma Recovery Stories

Bill, Luke Summers, and I talk the recovery efforts in the Upper Keys.

A Hurricane

Recovery

The Aftermath of Irma

The Aftermath of Irma

This the end, my friend but in a good way

Really in the Midst

In The Midst

This was not even close to the eye yet. About 2 hours later entire canopy frame and ripped off from main entrance.

Hurricane Irma -En Francais

Mes tres belles et intelligente amies de France parlez avec moi , how do I say about Hurricane Irma. Hope we don't screw up our relations.

We are in it Hurricane Irma -Polska& English

In the Sh*t (Irma)

Episode 19 Keys during Irma

Talk to Jeff , Bass man Billy, and Jilles et Nadine (nee France) about Irma

Episode 18 The Remainders

We speak to our friends who are still in the Keys and evacuating.

Driving Up To Lakeland For Evacuation

Episode 17 Hurricane Irma Prep

Jim, Billy, and Luke discuss the tactical and strategic planning for the Hurricane and how Luke is out of weed.

Episode 16 Hurricane Irma

We discuss with our guest Peter, Tony, Diana, and Luke Glenn our planning how to deal with Hurricane Irma.

Episode 15 Yes, you are Creepy!

We cover all the characteristics of a creep. Cheryl and Jen chime in on their creepers, Jim gives a creep list and an urban dictionary creep vocabulary quiz to Bill.

Episode 14 First Dates

First date advice from the Keys Bartender brought to you by Bacardi.

Episode 13 Tin-Foil Hats

We discuss eccentric individuals that we come in contact with,

Episode 12 Foreign Visitors

We describe our interactions with foreigners. Views are more about pleasant interactions. We offer 2 wines to our guests to sample and then go on to give pre-emptive spoiler alerts.

Poznajcie Jima

Only funny if you understand Polish and not a bit of English. Zabawne jest tylko wtedy jezeli rozumiecie jezyk Polski i tylko troszke angielski.

Episode 11 Weight gain 2

Sorry for interruption when the WiFi drops we have to do a reset. We talk about Tanteo Tequila and how we can handle the Lion Fish infestation. Get to know Ellie and Chris Indulge Agency.

Episode 10 Weight Gain Pt1

We cover the cruise and talk about Tanteo Tequila

Cruise Cast 1 There's Got to Be a Morning After

A description of the events from the 1st full day aboard. I get to judge a bartending contest.

Going Ashore

On the Bebe Beach Resort St Maarten.

There's Got to Be a Morning After

After first day at Sea.

First Night Wrap up Cruise Cast 2017