Keys Bartender
759 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★ - 2 ratingsA podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender, Jim Horan. Self reflection can happen in strange places why not a Bar. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.
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Episodes
Episode 132 - Cold Turkey
November 28, 2018 21:58 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBEpisode 131 - Too Close
November 27, 2018 20:15 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBRecap of our Thanksgiving Weekend topped off by a guy walking into an occupied bathroom
Episode 130 - Save Me the Neck
November 21, 2018 21:36 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MBOur Thanksgiving episode in Key Largo where we find Bill and Luke's bar for being thankful is low.
Episode 129 - I'd Rather Suck on Lemons
November 20, 2018 20:14 - 37 minutes - 33.9 MBJim and Bill talk about microbrews, one particular nasty named one. Someone in the Fort Lauderdale area really likes us considering the downloading of our entire catalog.
Episode 128 - I Got Nuthin'
November 14, 2018 22:03 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBEpisode 127- I am against Cancer
November 13, 2018 20:18 - 38 minutes - 35 MBWe cover alot of ground in this episode and learn what to say to strange man if he spends too much time on the bathroom.
2018 Key Largo Bridge Run
November 10, 2018 11:59 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBEpisode 126 - Didn't Say That
November 07, 2018 22:02 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MBEpisode 125 - Oh Canada....
November 06, 2018 20:14 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBEpisode 124- Take Our F-ing Picture
October 31, 2018 20:53 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBEpisode 123 - Pit Stop 2018
October 30, 2018 16:51 - 43 minutes - 40 MBLive from the Caribbean Club the 2018 Pitstop Party
Episode 122- Aint Afraid of No Ghost
October 25, 2018 23:59 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBEpisode 121 - Attack Ads
October 24, 2018 21:05 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBPolitical season winds up we pit Bill against Luke for King of the Hillbillies. Another big shout out to our brave fans in Iran. Please don't piss off the morality police.
Episode 120 - An Epidemic
October 23, 2018 19:32 - 44 minutes - 40.3 MBJim and Bill discuss an increase in a new STD. Fantasy Fest has a lot of painted naked people with poor decision making skills.
Episode 119 B-Hole Pleasures
October 18, 2018 23:53 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBJim and Jenna talk about an anomaly in Asian Americans and weird things people had syuck up there butts. Starts out intellectual but we end up dirty in the end.
Episode 118 -Just a Little Prick
October 17, 2018 21:18 - 46 minutes - 42.1 MBLuke, Bill, and Jim talk about a hold of all sizes.
Episode 117-I Got An Idea
October 16, 2018 19:29 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MBWhy do you feel the need to invent things to do under water? The adult store conundrum is discussed. Kim can sure run Bill's ass around.
Episode 116 Holloween Build-up
October 12, 2018 00:03 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBJim and Jenna cover homless househunting and Holloween.
Episode 115 - Sweat Suit
October 10, 2018 20:48 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MBEpisode 114 - Cyber Dating
October 09, 2018 19:46 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MBBill and I talk about being out of touch with on-line dating.
Episode 109 Delta Iota
October 05, 2018 00:11 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBI talk to my old Fraternity brother Pat Hogan , a bartender who has worked in Hawaii, Las Vegas and Macau.
Episode 113 - Fatwa this!
October 03, 2018 20:59 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MBJim, Luke, and Bill talk about expanding our listeners in closed societies. Consider doing a show focusing on cheese, Dennis Rodman, and Jack Daniel's for the Dear Leader. We get Kim Jung Un's review and we are set
Episode 112 - Reunion
October 02, 2018 19:20 - 46 minutes - 42.2 MBShout out to the listeners in dictatorships. Don't get killed listening to our pointless drivel. Hope we get someone from North Korea this week.
Episode 111 Emily Pearson
October 02, 2018 17:15 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MBWe talk to Emily a very experienced Bartender considering her 24years. She has worked in St. Croix, Houston, and San Antonio. Emily gives her perspective of sexual harassment in the service industry.
Episode 110 Melissa Devine
September 27, 2018 18:42 - 37 minutes - 34 MBWe interview Melissa Devine , a 26 year old Bartender from Concord,NH about bartending , service work and life.
Episode 108- A Sexy Future
September 19, 2018 20:59 - 41 minutes - 37.7 MBJim, Bill, and Luke talk about recent discoveries and inventions. Some of the discoveries or of the adult nature.
Episode 107 Phoney-1st Skype Show
September 18, 2018 18:27 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MBWe are speaking with Pat McGeehan for our first Skype session, hence the Phoney title. Pat is the owner of McGeehan's in Northeast Philadelphia and long time friend of Jim.
Episode 106 Normalizing the Perverse
September 12, 2018 21:05 - 50 minutes - 46.4 MBJim, Bill and Luke are joined by Luke's niece Hanny. We finish recapping the 1 year anniversary of Irma. While Jim tries to keep Luke on point. We find out more about Like from Hanny. We get to planning for a show at the Lover's Boutique. Luke says that he will try one of the apparatuses there during the Podcast. Bill and I are going to hold him to it.
Episode 105-Should I Stay or Should I Go?
September 11, 2018 19:31 - 45 minutes - 42 MBBill and I the onslaught of Hurricane Irma from preparation to landfall for our listeners in NC, SC, and VA. We also discuss our communications with the adult store, the Lovers Boutique in Key Largo.
Episode 104 Medication Time
September 05, 2018 21:01 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBJim, Bill, and Luke opine on drugs, adult stores, mushrooms, and relations with close relatives.
Episode 103 - Dildon't
September 04, 2018 19:33 - 44 minutes - 41 MBBill and I talk about Tropical Storm Gordon and doing a show from the adult store.
Episode 102 Cameli Pollicemus
August 29, 2018 21:00 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MBWe try to stay on topic as Luke and Bill talk music history and Jim tries to prevent the widespread misinformation on the Camel Toe. Kenny Stanley from the Coconut Telegraph tells us about the Key Largo Treasure Map and how it May have an Asian Massage Parlor on it.
Episode 101-Zombie Porn
August 28, 2018 19:30 - 42 minutes - 39 MBZombie Porn and Fetishes are discussed. We talk about a man in the midst of lifestyle panic.
Episode 100 The Face Licker
August 22, 2018 21:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBFace licking, Gwen and Bridget(Lies and Slander), sex dolls, butt plugs and more
Episode 99 Closing Time
August 21, 2018 19:25 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBAnal Bleaching is brought up in a budget discussion. Sex Robots, The importance of not being an a-hole at Closing Time, and a mysterious gift from friends.
Episode 98 The Balls
August 15, 2018 21:01 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBJim , Luke, Bill, and the Keys Undertaker talk about the first day of school, monkey boy and autographed baseballs. We feature the Lone Star Ice House on this episode.
Episode 97- Disney Exorcism
August 14, 2018 19:27 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBJim tells Bill about a trip to Disney World where a religious family come face to face to live demons, a boy names Whistle eats his cookie, and how Snow White appears to be a whore. We also hear about monkey boy.
Episode 96 Texas Margarita
August 08, 2018 21:04 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MBWe discuss the Texas Margarita, "the Fugitive", bartender Jessica (Mcgeehans) and our favorite dive bars
Episode 95 Bitter Woman
August 07, 2018 19:29 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBJim realizes there is 1 question that makes it easier to get content. Do you know what a podcast is? If it is no then game on.
Episode 94 Cucumber
August 01, 2018 22:01 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MBWe do not at refer to a cucumber in this episode , Luke does go on a rant about something.
Episode 93 Lotion on its Skin
August 01, 2018 21:00 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MBLive From Boat Ramp-Caribbean Club
July 25, 2018 22:23 - 21 minutes - 19.7 MBEpisode 91 Bug Hunt!
July 25, 2018 21:01 - 1 hour - 56 MBThe rapine plunder of the waters around the Florida Keys continues.
Episode 90 F'ing Mini Season
July 24, 2018 19:25 - 47 minutes - 43 MBEpisode 89 Lobster Mobster
July 18, 2018 22:06 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MBLobster Mini Season is coming and we prepare for the invasion of Lobster Mobsters.
Episode 88 Keys Kars
July 18, 2018 20:57 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBA Keys Kar is not something of beauty. Bill gets a new truck.