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Episode 288 Sexually Desensitized

Steve of Key Largo Comics discuss on-line porn contributing to the desentization of the general populace We talk oldtime Super Hero types. Why jump when you can fly? Jim gets distracted while buying condoms at a 7-11.

Episode 287 Jim goes back to the Gym

Papa Joe and Jim speak to the gradual opening of the Keys and how weird it feels. The backlash against on-line delivery apps from restaurants increases.

Episode 286 Is that a Cucumber in your Avatar's Pocket?

A carnival of confusion begins this episode as we wrangle our guest co-hosts Lee Sharp and Jim Brock.What does your avatar say about your self perception? Lee is very sad to see a closed Strip Club and Jim H. thinks a podcast would be perfect media for a strip club. In Memphis Strip Clubs are called Shake Junts. Lee almost went on a date with a roller skating stripper at Starbuck's and we find out the distance Lee will go on a date. It is not that far. A new compliment is calling a girl 90 ...

Episode 285 Wide Berth

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the further opening of the Keys as Jim's work reopens. We learn some people have a hard time following rules. Tasing someone doesn't have to be a sad thing. Podcasting can be used as a tool to fight chronic masturbation. The phrase Jim was looking for was good hand hygiene practices and it just came to him after he finished the show.

Episode 284 A Chat with 2 Sex Workers

On this solo show Jim gives the Covid-19 opening update for the Florida Keys. He speculates on what returning to work will be like tonight. Different strategies are implied to increase listener-ship after a message from a Canadian listener. One is to make-up a titillating episode title like the one here. A Reddit post about a man, a potato, and poor comedy planning.

Episode 283 Washington, VA- 6 Episodes per inhabitant

Jim begins show sending out thank yous to the small but historical Washington, VA that has the distinction of having 6 downloads per ca pita. We have a random listener JRON from Nova Scotia happen upon our live show. We find out interesting information about the titling of Episodes that could make the shows more titillating.

Episode 282 Believe it or Bullshit

Papa Joe and Jim discuss trying to get a little trim. Can men go into sync on their haircuts. Jim recounts a woman's Epic Waffle House- Reddit story that has Freudian implications out the wingwang. If you want to know how stupid your date is take them to a Ripley's Museum.

Episode 281 A Homeless man feels the Music

Jim and Lee are briefly disconnected. Lee has his first gig in 53 days as a homeless gentleman makes music request. The prospects of a show from a gentleman's club is considered and Jim wonders if he can fit in the large Red Shoe that is dropped on New Years in Key West.Topics include lazy birds, drone deliveries, peeping tom laws, and the Dukes of Hazard.

Episode 280 F**k You again, Grub

Papa Joe joins Jim as the Keys are in Phase 1-1/2 and what that means.What do we learn about foreign nationals that 90 Day Fiance from the Learning Channel can tell us? Do you think that a giant tech online delivery service will save privately owned restaurants? Yes, and the girl giving you a table dance really likes you.

Episode 279 Oral Sex is Not the Cause of Covid-19- Ketchikan, Alaska

Jim sends a shout to Ketchikan, Alaska. A future next Twin City of Key Largo? Televangelist attempt to circumvent the pandemic. Pat Robertson has an interesting yet flawed theory on the origins of the virus. Some people are not skilled with follow-up questions.

Epiosed 278 International Love- Nienadowka, Poland

Papa Joe and Jim look to Poland and the small village of Ninadowka after they are snubbed by a town in Holland. Before we get to see how Jim is eager to sell out we have to endure 10 minutes of lecture on racial injustice. Jim ends the show with a narration of his theme music. Check out the great CBD products of Da Kind at www.dakind.com

Episode 277 The Mayor of Key West, Teri Johnston

No funny stuff in this Episode. Papa Joe and Jim interview Mayor Teri Johnston of Key West. We discuss the ongoing management of the pandemic in Key West and plans for the future. Key West is very fortunate to have Teri at the helm. It looks as if there could be light at the end of the tunnel.

Episode 276 See you Leiderdorp! (See that is a pun, Bartek)

Lee joins Jim for a heartfelt goodbye to that town in South Holland, that's if there is not a reciprocal return of attention. Reciprocity would be 20 new listeners from Holland and a maybe an Aurograph picture of Carice Van Houton(Milisandre). We explain to new people who may move to the Keys not to be too paranoid about all the Helicopters. We go over some nuances in english language, directed to one listener in particular. Bartek from Krasna, Poland. He is trying to learn English listenin...

Episode 275 We Try not to Mention Leiderdorp

Jim brings together old friends, emphasis on"old", Jack the Dentist and Joel the Psychologist. We catch up on Keys happenings and do some dream interpretation. The subject of Leiderdorp pops up and why not it is only the most exciting town in all of Holland. Check out Da Kind www.dakind.com for all your CBD and CBG needs.

Episode 274 Murder Ballads and Carice Van Houten(Leiderdorper)

Jim and Papa Joe discuss the opening of businesses in the Keys without opening the Keys to tourism. We don't forget to do our Leiderdorp segment featuring the lovely Malisandre from Game of Thrones, Carice Van Houten, a Leiderdorper. Jim has Joe do a drunken Mad-Lib. Who is Nick Cave and what is a Murder Ballad? The flag of Leiderdorp has 2 keys and a body of water if that isn't fate I don't know what it is. Please check out all the CBD and CBG products offered by Da Kind at www.dakind.com .

Episode 273 Leiderdorp is the Place to Be

Steve joins Jim on this episode with an all Leiderdorp opening. It appears as the obsession continues with this town in West Holland or is it Southern Netherlands. We also discuss a comedy series and a movie on Netflix, Derry Girls and Good Boys. What are the Zoom protocols that we'll eventually see violated on You Tube? If you are interested in CBG products go to www.dakind.com.

Episode 272 We Love You Leiderdorp

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the dearth of hens in Key Largo's shopping district. Google search items have changed since the pandemic and the U.S. has got weird priorities. We have some listeners in Leiderdorp, Netherlands so they decide to send some them love and makes the an offer. After declaring himself Mayor of Key Largo, Jim proposes that Leiderdorp and Key Largo become sister cities. If you are interested in CBG products go to our friends at www.dakind.com.

Episode 271 A Threeway

We experience our first remote 3-way, it was only guys, too bad. Lee Sharp and Jim Brock discuss our bully president, djt supporters, space nazis, slavery and some drugs Jim never heard of. Check out CBG products available from Da Kind, www.dakind.com .

Episode 270 Daniel Horton-Diaz candidate for Fl Senate District 39

Daniel Horton-Diaz joins us today. He is running to be the Democratic candidate for the Florida State Senate Dist.39 which represents Monroe County and parts of Dade County. We find out his views on issues that concern Monroe County. We also see why Jim is not working as a moderator at a political round table discussion. You can find out more about Daniel at www.danielforflorida.com Also if you would like to find out about the CBG products offered by Da Kind : www.dakind.com

Episode 269 And Just like That Everything Changed

Jim and Joel discuss how the Restaurant Industry got blind sided. Alcohol once again proves itself to be recession proof. Joel works in a gerbil reference into the discussion, not the first time. If you are interested in what CBD/CBG can do for you, check out the products offered by our friends at www.dakind.com .

Episode 268 Just a Spoon Full of Lysol- The Cure is Worse than the Disease

The owner of Key Largo Comics, Steve, joins us for a weighty discussion. First we get some ideas on how to fight Covid-19 from our DOTUS(Doctor of the U.S.) djt. We get insight on how djt would announce a manned mission to the sun. Can Superman beat Thor or how about Jesus vs. Mohammed? And with some states opening up we learn how to negotiate in a massage parlor. Check out our friends at www.dakind.com for your CBG products.

Episode 267 Kanahou Alana: From Hawaii to the Keys

Kanahou Alana tells his story, a Hawaiian who has made his home in the Keys. Sometimes a difficult journey leads to a happy destination. Kanahou believes strongly in sustainability in life and the environment. We end the show discussing Kanahou's new passion, Da Kind CBD, and what they can do for you. Listeners can learn more about the CBD products that were mentioned on the show by going to: www.dakindcbd.com

Episode 266 Covid-19 The Musical

We talk to the musician, Lee Sharp about ideas for Covid -19 the Musical. We have the Corona virus, or more like a musical representation of the virus, we play a portion.. Jim advises Lee to eat more vegetables to help with his toilet paper consumption. Jim insults a powerful interests in the Agricultural Community by saying "Fuck Corn" he completely writes off the prospect of becoming Iowa's favorite Podcast. He may have alienated his only sponsor by making a crude suggestion.

Episode 264 Ass over A Barrel

Jim speaks with retired psychologist and erstwhile humorist, Joel. Personal and mental hygiene are subject of this discussion. How have people's habits have changed since mass quarantine has been observed. Some people always seem to find a way to take advantage of others.

Episode 263 Meet Lee Sharp

We talk to a good friend of Jim's the musician, Lee Sharp. Lee is a proud Memphis native who has made his home in the Florida Keys. Besides being a musician he can conversate very easily with the oft confusing host. Find out more about Lee, his music and how to get a hold of him at www.leesharpmusic.com .

Episode 262 No Nuts For You

Jim and Steve ruminate over facemasks and gloves. There are 3 things Jim learns about wearing a facemask. Finally there a lot things that may disappear in the near future.

Episode 261 Rebekah in the Keys

We have the Host and Creator of "Rebekah in the Keys". Besides producing 5 minute videos that feature Keys Businesses and human interest stories she is quite accomplished. Topics discussed: the affects of the pandemic on the Keys, long distance learning, affordable housing in the Keys, and music. You can find out more by going to www.rebekahinthekeys.com.

Episode 260 Joe hates Chickens

We welcome Papa Joe back and we hear about his dealings with the Virus. We learn that he reall hates chickens, it's personal for him.

Episode 259 It Sneezes into its Elbow or......

Jim and Joel discuss Covid-19 and Jim decides that he is the Miss Manners of Etiquette dealing with the Pandemic. We learn Joel is allowed to wander outside the house as long as he doesn't molest the golfers.

Episode 258 Interview with Alfonso Chable

Jim interviews Alfonso Chable the creator and administrator of the facebook group- Industry in Recovery. A group committed to supporting those in the Service Industry desiring recovery. The outbreak of Covid-19 has made that task more difficult.

Episode 257 Unmasking our Feelings

Episode 256 Get off My F-ing Lawn!!

The owner of Key Largo Comics, Steve joins Jim discussing topics such as: Who owns this fucking street?, the Miami Quarantine Station 97.3 FM, essential services, and the hierarchy of expertise. We have a new sponsor and if you would like to show support for the show check our sponsors at www.keysbartender.comnin the sponsors section.

Episode 255 A Reporter's Perspective

We have Jill Zima Borski, a reporter for the Key West Citizen and Islamorada resident, on the show. We have a discussion on how the Florida Keys is dealing with Covid-19 as a community.

Episode 254 Outpatient Visit

Jim tries to speak with the erstwhile practioner of Psychoacoustical Science, Joel. They may discuss coping with the new normal.

Episode 253 More Weird Shit!

Jim and Joel ( retired psychologist) talk about the societal norms breaking down on Social Media.

253: More Weird Shit

Jim and Joel ( retired psychologist) talk about the societal norms breaking down on Social Media.

Episode 252 The Witch Doctor

Jim talks to Steve of Key Largo Comics about life in the Keys in these interesting times. A salute to our healthcare workers. The topics will range from alcohol, acceptance, to exempted Churches.

250: The Witch Doctor

Jim talks to Steve of Key Largo Comics about life in the Keys in these interesting times. A salute to our healthcare workers. The topics will range from alcohol, acceptance, to exempted Churches.

249: Don't F-ing Say It!

Jim does a whole show with out mention Covid-19 or the Corona Virus. He finds toilet paper in his journeys and he tells the listeners about the shittiest bartender job in the universe. Can you skateboard with a Martini.

Episode 251 Don't F-ing Say It!

Jim does a whole show with out mention Covid-19 or the Corona Virus. He finds toilet paper in his journeys and he tells the listeners about the shittiest bartender job in the universe. Can you skateboard with a Martini.

Caribbean Club Monday, March 30th - Florida Keys Bartender

Episode 250L Stay the F**K at Home

Jim talks remotely with his neighbor of Key Largo Comics, practicing social distancing. A song from a guy thaty looks like Letterman has a song that is a viral sensation, pun intended.

248L: L Stay the F**K at Home

Jim talks remotely with his neighbor of Key Largo Comics, practicing social distancing. A song from a guy that looks like Letterman has a song that is a viral sensation, pun intended.

Episode 249L The Keys Are Closed For Business- Friday March 27th

Monroe county closes access to non-residents, somewhat. Things have changed in the Horan household. Jim buys a bike, applies for a delivery job and talks about sobriety.

247L: The Keys Are Closed For Business- Friday March 27th

Monroe county closes access to non-residents, somewhat. Things have changed in the Horan household. Jim buys a bike, applies for a delivery job and talks about sobriety.

Episode 248L Pandemonium of Pandemic

Jim calls Joel who is in an undisclosed location where he maybe conducting some of his psychoacoustical experiments.

246L: Pandemonium of Pandemic

Jim calls Joel who is in an undisclosed location where he maybe conducting some of his psychoacoustical experiments.

Episode 247L Monday, March 23rd

Update from the Florida Keys during the Corona Virus pandemic.

245L: Monday, March 23rd

Update from the Florida Keys during the Corona Virus pandemic.

Episode 246 What's in a Number?

Jim starts out solo while he waits for Jenna to show up and recaps the original intent for creating the podcast. When Jenna shows up Jim explains how the show has changed from its early episodes. Some of the big shows are recapped especially the biggest Irma shows with the under count of fatalities conspiracy claim being the primary one.