Capricorn – Stoner Astrological Horoscope
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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November
October 30, 2021 18:20 - 4.34 MBStoner Capricorn you are in the middle of a confluence of celestial events this November. The word of the month is satellitium: A group of several planets in a sign. The Sun, Mars, and Mercury will all be visiting the Capricorn sign this month. This triumvirate of celestial bodies will bring with them a deep … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October
September 29, 2021 19:16My diligent stoner Capricorn, October promises to be a wonderful time period. Even if cosmic support goes against your usual stoner directives, there will be opportunity for growth and progress. With the connected nature of cannabis, it will be easy to float high out of your comfort zone. The studious stoner Capricorn is one of … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September
August 29, 2021 21:52Stoner Capricorn the month of September sets up to be as complex as your inner machinations. As it is tough to pin down your stoner traits on any given day, so too will it be difficult to predict universal influence in the first Fall month. Make sure your treasure chest of cannabis strains is loaded … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August
July 29, 2021 19:00What a wonderful time to be a stoner Capricorn! The final Summer month will bring blessings of opportunity and understanding to the plotting Sea-Goat. Stoner Capricorn, I understand that your primary modes are logic based, and it certainly has suited you well on our terrestrial plane. But early in the month you will have the … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July
June 29, 2021 18:58Stoner Capricorn there is so much of your wonderful nature that is steeped in tradition and consistency. But sometimes major steps of growth can come from breaking free from dependable routines. July will test the stoner Sea-Goat. But this is a worthwhile exam. Use the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb to break out … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June
May 30, 2021 02:42Stoner Capricorn Summer is finally here. You might be tempted to light up and leave all your worries behind; especially as you see your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts appear to be living the carefree life. Unfortunately, June will not provide you the same opportunity for a go-with-the-flow attitude, at least if you want to avoid … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May
April 29, 2021 18:27Stoner Capricorn many blessings will come your way from the current celestial alignment. With positivity in your heart, and the sweet sensimilla in your lungs, you are more than capable of creating a magic adventure. The universe will strengthen the natural traits of the sturdy Sea-Goat in May. Warm cosmic waves will feel like subtle … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April
March 29, 2021 06:07Stoner Capricorn this April is all about letting go of negativity, toking time with the cannafam, and embarking on your next great journey. As an instinctual go-getter who appreciates predictability, these strange times are not likely jiving well with your natural energy. I know it has been difficult for you, but load the bowl, breathe … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March
February 26, 2021 21:39Stoner Capricorn, spring is finally here! After a long winter spent tokin’ tough from the cozy comfort of your couch, the prospect of traveling somewhere further than the kitchen to cure your most recent case of the munchies seems exhilarating. The days are getting longer, the weather is heating up, but growing also is a … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February
January 30, 2021 00:59Stoner Capricorn this month you should pay extra close attention to your greens, both your herbal supplies and your bank account. You may be feeling confident and content with your current resources, but unexpected expenses can burn through your stash; so make sure you are actively adding to your reserves. If you aren’t sure how … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January
December 30, 2020 06:25Stoner Capricorn 2021 starts with an amazing combination of cosmic kismet. With the guiding hand of celestial influence, and the guiding spirit of the sacred herb, January will be a month of love and progress. There is a warm glow surrounding the cosmic influence in January for the stoner Capricorn. With the right balance of … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December
November 30, 2020 01:58Stoner Capricorn the month of December might seem like an example of the old argument between destiny and will to power. I’m not here to solve age old philosophical conundrums, and you shouldn’t spend any time dwelling on it either. The bottom line to December will be effort. No matter the answer to grand questions … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November 2019
October 30, 2019 22:23There is a cosmic weight placed on the stoner Capricorn’s shoulders in November. Do not fret my sturdy Sea-Goat, you have more than enough power, strength, and stamina to carry this planetary burden. The rest of the stoner Zodiac needs you in the final Fall month. Who is always the stoner holding the good green? … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November 2019 →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July 2019
June 27, 2019 22:47While other star signs might be running frenetically in the summer sun, the stoner Capricorn will be lounging; soaking up the solar rays for future energetic adventures. This month is all about recharging the batteries in your terrestrial spacesuit. Your sacred herbal prescription for this month of R&R is wide open, but Indica strains and … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June 2019
May 30, 2019 18:43Stoner Capricorn the sun is out, and your camera should be too! Ahead of you are many long, hazy days you must fill with lasting happy memories. Your adventures will know no limit, other than what you are able to imagine and execute. Think big and dig in. The world is your garden this month. … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May 2019
April 29, 2019 02:29Stoner Capricorn get up and get moving! In the last Spring month you must provide the momentum toward progress, the planets won’t help. But all is not lost. With the right ingredients of the sacred herb and a positive plan, the month of May will be a delight for all the senses. In some ways … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April 2019
March 29, 2019 22:25Breathe easy stoner Capricorn, the second month of spring is sure to bring positive waves of cosmic support. In other words, you can do what you will, toke what you want, and accomplish all you set out to as long as you keep your herb to the grind. While spring flowers unfurl and the days … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March 2019
February 27, 2019 02:44The planetary alignment will be in good favor for the stoner Capricorn this March. You can expect the cosmos to be supportive in most situations, but not necessarily impactful. The stars can light your path, but not have a particular path laid out; you are ultimately responsible for all final decisions. Thus, everything in the … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →
Capricorn February 2019
January 29, 2019 23:35Stoner Capricorns can expect February to be an amazingly expansive period; a time of monumental metamorphosis! Many meditative smoke sessions are recommended in the first days of the new month. Make a serious effort to ensure you have solitude during these marijuana musings. Cannabis companions, coworkers, and your best buds can be welcomed sounding boards … Continue reading Capricorn February 2019 →
Capricorn January 2019
December 30, 2018 23:43Stoner Capricorn do you feel the excitement in the air as the strong cosmic winds start to gust? These winds of change will fill your sails and send you flying ahead to your goals this January! Be forewarned, you must balance yourself to attain these dreams. Both confidence and emotional stability are required to make … Continue reading Capricorn January 2019 →
Capricorn December Horoscope
November 28, 2018 19:06Stoner Capricorn the choice is yours in December: Rise with the sun in the morning or sleep in ‘til noon. The sun will crest the mountain’s peak either way, just as it has and just as it will. Some things in life are outside of our control and sphere of influence. December will bring obstacles … Continue reading Capricorn December Horoscope →
Capricorn November 2018
October 29, 2018 02:58Stoner Capricorn this November the cosmos may offer an abundance of opportunity. But going to the cosmic all-you-can-eat buffet will leave you fat and lethargic. Trust your gut instincts, don’t fill your stomach. Leaning on your emotional third eye will suit you well sorting through the cosmic opportunities of November. A firm bond with your … Continue reading Capricorn November 2018 →
Capricorn October 2018
September 29, 2018 21:58Stoner Capricorn ….. You got this! While others are hunkering down for the cold weather of the fall season, you are still pushing to make the most of the shrinking days of sunlight. Trust in yourself stoner Capricorn. Trust you will have the juju to make it through even the most hazy weather. Enjoy the … Continue reading Capricorn October 2018 →
Capricorn September 2018
August 30, 2018 00:49Stoner Capricorn this first month of fall is similar to clay, shape it as you see fit! However, be forewarned, cosmic support will come and go like waves crashing against a shoreline. To counter this cosmic conundrum, remember to trust your instincts. Use your head, but always listen to your gut. Be confident and trust … Continue reading Capricorn September 2018 →
Capricorn August 2018
July 29, 2018 21:44Stoner Capricorn the final summer month will require patience and a firm grasp of your limitations. Cosmic influences will be flip-flopped in August. This reversal of support might leave you upside down at times during the month. The sacred herb can be used to soothe and calm these moments of anxiety. In the end, this … Continue reading Capricorn August 2018 →
Capricorn July 2018
July 01, 2018 03:26Stoner Capricorn the second summer month is sure to bring positivity to your personal sphere. Cosmic support will bring you more in tune with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. All things are possible in July from smoke circle expansion to the excitement of love. The Moon is usually against your sign in the cosmic grand scheme … Continue reading Capricorn July 2018 →
Capricorn June 2018
May 29, 2018 06:01I’m not one to talk about fate and destiny stoner Capricorn. But we can all agree that there are moments in life that we arrive at a destination regardless of the decisions or actions we took along the path. The first summer month will require a bit of trust and faith in your path. Positive … Continue reading Capricorn June 2018 →
Capricorn May 2018
April 28, 2018 04:18Stoner Capricorn you are entering a wonderful time period. May has all the promise of a blooming flower. The moon will take a prominent position of allyship for your sign. A wonderful turn of events from the usual planetary predicaments of the moon.. From the Full Moon of April 29th, to the Flower Moon of … Continue reading Capricorn May 2018 →
Capricorn April 2018
March 30, 2018 06:56Stoner Capricorn last month was quite active and impact-full for your sign. There is a bit of a flip in the script for April. The larva that morphed into a social butterfly in March will now mature into a worker bee. Energy and positivity will remain in place, but the focus and direction may change. … Continue reading Capricorn April 2018 →
Capricorn March 2018
February 28, 2018 00:04Stoner Capricorn you must be ready to transform in March. Shed that larva like body and spread your beautiful wings. There will be many opportunities to float around like a social butterfly in March. Not every encounter will result in a lifelong cannabis companion, but each person has merit and something to contribute. Avoid a … Continue reading Capricorn March 2018 →
Capricorn February 2018
January 30, 2018 20:38Stoner Capricorn, you can expect to find yourself with a lot of free time on your hands this month, so it is recommended you keep your pipe clean and ready for takeoff when the moment calls. Some will need this extra help from our favorite, peace-provoking plant to ward off the restlessness that comes from … Continue reading Capricorn February 2018 →
Capricorn January 2018
December 30, 2017 05:20Stoner Capricorn 2018 will start with a slow steady burn. Inhale the positivity and exhale the negativity. January will be all about your personal journey, both in the work and personal sphere. Be prepared for touching deep emotions buried long ago. Your journey of personal growth and understanding may require digging up these buried issues … Continue reading Capricorn January 2018 →
Capricorn December 2017
November 28, 2017 06:01Stoner Capricorn be forewarned December will be a sensitive stage. This is not a warning of doom and gloom in the emotional sphere, but a warning to be prepared. Your inner voice will come forward to drive your conscious self in December. The sacred herb helps us stay in tune with our inner voice. It … Continue reading Capricorn December 2017 →
Capricorn November 2017
October 28, 2017 04:49Stoner Capricorn November will be quite productive! Be sure to document your progress for official evidence against the theory stoners are lazy. The key to November is understanding yourself and being comfortable with who you are. Your fellow cosmic astronauts will be more likely to enjoy your company if you first enjoy yourself. There is … Continue reading Capricorn November 2017 →
Capricorn October 2017
September 29, 2017 04:39Stoner Capricorn the month of October will bring an unusual harvest of green gold. You have planted the seeds within yourself all year. You will now reap the rewards of the internal growth you have been seeking. When you know yourself the road in front of you becomes more clear. In the sphere of work … Continue reading Capricorn October 2017 →
Capricorn September 2017
August 30, 2017 03:57Stoner Capricorn the September time period promises to be a bright, energetic, and complicated adventure. Celestial benefactors will bring a warm breeze of energy and charisma to the stoner Capricorn in the first fall month. This supportive condition will open doors and opportunities rarely available to the stoner Capricorn. Early in September you will feel … Continue reading Capricorn September 2017 →
Capricorn August 2017
July 30, 2017 02:00Stoner Capricorn you may seem like a passenger in the month of August. Watching life unfold without universal blessings to impact your surroundings. This may be your fate, so it will be up to you to make the best of this situation. There is no strain or species of the sacred herb that is recommended … Continue reading Capricorn August 2017 →
Capricorn July 2017
June 30, 2017 06:32Stoner Capricorn, paint the sky with your desires in the second summer month. The world is your canvas and you are limitless with your interpretive style. There will be many intersections and divergent paths for you to directly influence the painting of your life. Instead of meditative smoke sessions, let’s call them creative smoke outs … Continue reading Capricorn July 2017 →
CAPRICORN JUNE 2017
May 29, 2017 17:09Stoner Capricorn the first month of the summer time period will bring you as much warmth from the universe as you put into it. Blaze one up and allow your inner love and kindness to flow freely in June. You alone are responsible for your emotions and image that you project onto the world and … Continue reading CAPRICORN JUNE 2017 →
CAPRICORN MAY 2017
April 30, 2017 21:03Stoner Capricorn, the final time period of Spring will require great strength. You will not be moving mountains, actually the opposite stoner Capricorn. Internal strength will be required to plot forward despite no universal support on your side. Picture yourself in the eye of a storm. Violent movement and action swirls around you, but in … Continue reading CAPRICORN MAY 2017 →
CAPRICORN APRIL 2017
March 29, 2017 05:00Stoner Capricorn, Mars and the Moon have aligned to bring you a satisfying and relaxing month of April. The easy flow of the universe will make simple problems and obstacles bounce off you with an ease you normally do not feel. Now is the time stoner Capricorn! You can break out that sweet Indica green … Continue reading CAPRICORN APRIL 2017 →
Capricorn March 2017
February 27, 2017 22:04Stoner Capricorn, the universe has blessed you with celestial protectors in the March time period. However, these protectors have a bargain for you: You must experiment and walk a different path. As spring approaches you have the ability to clean out your cluttered closets. Mistakes of the past – forgive yourself and move on. Adventures … Continue reading Capricorn March 2017 →
Capricorn February 2017
January 28, 2017 09:20Stoner Capricorn you have the mighty Mars warrior battling on your behalf in February. With Mars as your cosmic champion, all things are possible in all fields of influence in February for the stoner Capricorn. Hurray! The sativa species of the sacred herb will be your go-to smoke session compatriot this February. You will need … Continue reading Capricorn February 2017 →
Capricorn January 2017
January 01, 2017 09:20Stoner Capricorn 2017 will start with a challenging January time period, but it will not be the norm for the year. The challenges of January will not deter you stoner Capricorn. You are solid like a lone oak in a field. Wind and rain may weigh heavy on your branches, but strength through years of … Continue reading Capricorn January 2017 →
Capricorn December 2016
December 01, 2016 09:20Stoner Capricorn, the month of December can be a weird emotional period. The cosmos have blown strange clouds in your direction. This time period may cause you confusion as up may be down and down may be up. Fear not stoner Capricorn, everything will work out just fine as you will be able to solve … Continue reading Capricorn December 2016 →
Capricorn November 2016
November 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Capricorn the struggle is real. The November time period will thrust you back into a challenging mode from negative cosmic cross winds. Hold firm and resolute stoner Capricorn, you have been through worse storms. You must draw on your experiences from the past. Your previous internal shelters from the negative wind and rain will … Continue reading Capricorn November 2016 →
Capricorn October 2016
October 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Capricorn, you will be protected from the brisk breeze of fall with excitement and energy. Universal influences will send confusing messages and a mixed bag of problems in October, but you will sail on the cosmic seas with ease stoner Capricorn. You have a green light with cannabis companions and full reign of any … Continue reading Capricorn October 2016 →
Capricorn September 2016
August 28, 2016 08:20Stoner Capricorn, there are warning signs on the road: “Danger – Catch 22 Ahead.” Circular logic, catch 22, chasing your tail, these are all cliches that represent the traps I see laid in front of the stoner Capricorn in the September time period. This warning is not particularly dangerous, but care and attention must be … Continue reading Capricorn September 2016 →
Capricorn August 2016
August 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Capricorn! Your determination and positive attitude set you in a class of your own. This year has not been easy, but you have survived negative influences and dark clouds to be born again into the wash of sunlight in August. You are being rewarded this month stoner Capricorn. Relax and embrace the fruit of … Continue reading Capricorn August 2016 →
Capricorn July 2016
July 01, 2016 08:20Namaste, stoner Capricorn. If you choose the path of least resistance this July you will find yourself in a beautiful yet, intriguing frame of mind. This does not mean you should be lax or indecisive as you are the master of your own universe and must continue forward. It simply means go with the flow … Continue reading Capricorn July 2016 →